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new and noteworthy tv: 5/28-6/3

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And here I thought listings would start quieting down, a few summer series to check out…

Monday

  • French Open (ESPN2, Various) – Week one of play gets going, will Nadal crush another?
  • Hemingway & Gellhorn (HBO, 9pm) – Word is good for this dramatic look at Clive Owen and Nicole Kidman as these writers.
  • Cake Boss/Extreme Couponing (TLC, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – Cakes and coupons.
  • Gene Simmons Family Jewels/Monster In-Laws (A&E, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – Gene and his family and family in-law dynamics.
  • Hatfields & McCoys (Hist, 9pm) Mini-series Premiere – Family rivalries drama.
  • Single Ladies (VH1, 9pm) Season Premiere – A little cast swap but assume the ladies will still bring the same flavor of drama.

Tuesday

  • The Catalina (CW, 8pm) Series Premiere – A look at the goings on at a real South Beach hotel.
  • HGTV Design Star (HGTV, 9pm) Season Premiere – Twelve designers design.
  • Roadtrip with G. Garvin (Cook, 9pm) Series Premiere – Visiting eateries.
  • What Not to Wear/Big Brooklyn Style (TLC, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premiere – Stacy and Clinton return and then we visit a plus-size clothing store in Brooklyn.
  • Tosh.0/Workaholics (Com, 10/10:30pm) Season Premieres – The boys are back.

Wednesday

  • Dogs in the City (CBS, 8pm) Series Premiere – Dog trainer Justin Silver visits some dogs.
  • Melissa & Joey (ABCF, 8pm) Season Premiere – Who’s the Boss-esque update is back.

Thursday

  • Breaking Pointe (CW, 8pm) Series Premiere – The world of ballet reality-style.
  • Final Offer (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – A more selective bidding on big ticket items.
  • LA Hair (WE, 10pm) Series Premiere – Celebrity stylist.
  • Mountain Men (Hist, 10pm) Series Premiere – Outdoorsmen live off the wilderness.

Friday

  • Whale Wars/Louisiana Lockdown (AnPl, 6/7pm) Season/Series Premiere – Whaling and prison.
  • Culinary Adventures of Baron Ambrosia (Cook, 10pm) Series Premiere – On the hunt for tasty treats.
  • My Yard Goes Disney/House Hunters on Vacation (HGTV, 8/8:30pm) Season Premieres – Disney themed yards has a whole show? and you know vacation houses.

Saturday

  • The Glee Project (Oxy, 7pm) – The casting special heads into the show that I actually enjoyed for it’s focus on casting of a specific show and not just talent, I won’t hold lackluster performances by winners on last season’s Glee against them.
  • It’s Me or the Dog (AnPl, 7pm) Season Premiere – Dogs gone wild.
  • Easy Chinese (Cook, 8:30pm) Season Premiere – Chinese food made easy.
  • Iyanla, Fix My Life (OWN, 10pm) Series Premiere – Iyanla and Oprah patched it up now you can see her work again.

Sunday

  • Adele Live in London/Miss USA Pageant (NBC, 8/9pm) – Specials.
  • Secret Millionaire/Extreme Makeover Weightloss (ABC, 8pm) – Rich people pop by to visit poor people and focus on weightloss.
  • Drop Dead Diva (Life, 9pm) Season Premiere – Ridiculous premise made cute, with the merging of lives of the model drops into a lawyer’s body.
  • Empire Girls (Style, 9pm) Series Premiere – More reality of reality stars.
  • The Glades/Longmire (A&E, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – The return of the detective that I almost find entertaining and a look at Wyoming lawman based on the book series with intriguing enough cast to tune in.
  • Ice Road Truckers (Hist, 9pm) Season Premiere – I think there’s ice, roads, and trucks.
  • MTV Movie Awards (MTV, 9pm) – Its own brand of movie awards.
  • Are You Normal, America? (OWN, 10pm) Series Premiere – Oprah’s look at what’s normal.
  • Call of the Wildman (AnPl, 10pm) Season Premiere – He’s looking into nature.
  • Head Games (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – Delving into the human brain.

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new and noteworthy tv: 5/21-5/27

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Folks are suggesting new shows for me to fill the gap votes for “Game of Thrones” and Korean drama “My Girlfriend Is a Gumiho”…

Monday

  • House (Fox, 8pm) Series Finale – It’s time.
  • Clash of the Commercials (CBS, 10pm) – It’s USA vs. the world.

Tuesday

  • Hollywood Treasure (Syfy, 10pm) Season Premiere – Ruby red slippers for sale.
  • Hip Hop Squares (Mtv2, 11pm) Series Premiere – Ok who remembers Hollywood Squares?

Wednesday

  • American Idol (Fox, 8pm) Season Finale – Who is the next… person to go on to guest on next year’s Idol?
  • Dev (MTV, 11pm) Series Premiere – Behind the scenes of a rising music star.

Thursday

  • Duets/Rookie Blue (ABC, 8/10pm) Series Premiere – Sing with the judges for the win, Kelly Clarkson joins another reality show, then how long are you a Rookie?
  • So You Think You Can Dance (Fox, 8pm) Season Premiere – Auditions begin.
  • Men at Work (TBS, 10pm) Series Premiere – The latest sitcom with four dudes hanging and whatnot.
  • Pin the Fly/Tattoo School (TLC, 9/10pm) Series Premiere – Behind the Southwest scenes and learn to tattoo.

Friday

  • The Link (NGC, 7pm) Series Premiere – The link between things. like water wheels and mega jets.
  • Insane or Inspired (Syfy, 10pm) Series Premiere – Countdown of top superhero videos.
  • Mystery Diners (Food, 10pm) Series Premiere – Undercover diner investigations.

Saturday

  • 24/7 (HBO, 9:30pm) Season Premiere – Pacquiao/Bradley.

Sunday

  • On Sundays we rest.

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new and noteworthy tv: 5/14-5/20

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Schedules and cancellations rolling out, time to prune my season pass list…

Monday

  • America’s Got Talent (NBC, 8pm) Season Premiere – Howard Stern joins.
  • The Bachelorette (ABC, 9:30pm) Season Premiere – Dates, roses, whatever.
  • Outlaw Empires (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – Kurt Sutter supplements Sons of Anarchy with a look at real life criminal organizations.

Tuesday

  • Pregnant in Heels (Brav, 10pm) Season Premiere – Maternity concierge is pregnant herself.

Wednesday

  • ANTM (CW, 8/9pm) – Maybe it’s time to check back in on the British invasion.

Thursday

  • American Idol (Fox, 8pm) – Aren’t we done with this yet?

Friday

  • Tron: Uprising, Beck’s Beginning (Dis, 9:30pm) Series Premiere – There’s more story to tell about Tron.

Saturday

  • Hard Parts (Speed, 11pm) Series Premiere – Haven’t you always wanted to watch someone track down hard to find auto parts?

Sunday

  • AMGEN Tour of California (NBC, 10am) – The cable coverage wraps up on NBC as the guys head into Los Angeles.
  • Billboard Music Awards (ABC, 8pm) – Performances, awards.
  • Keeping Up with the Kardashians (E!, 9pm) Season Premiere – Whatever.
  • Jessie Stone: Benefit of the Doubt (CBS, 9pm) – Tom Selleck returns to the role that is much better than that Blue Bloods thing he does.
  • Mrs Eastwood and Company (E!, 10pm) Series Premiere – Managing a South African singing group.
  • Mystery Diners (Food, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – Can a hidden camera catch a thief?

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new and noteworthy tv: 5/7-5/13

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Do I finally just delete my Glee backlog…

Monday

  • World’s Wildest Police Videos/Undercover Stings (Spike, 8/9pm) Season/Series Premiere – Needs no explanation.
  • House Crashers (DIY, 11pm) Season Premiere – Kitchen remodel.
  • Tanisha Gets Married (Oxy, 11pm) Series Premiere – Reality people do reality.

Tuesday

  • The Devil’s Ride (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – Motorcycling dudes.
  • United States of America (Hist, 10pm) Series Premiere – Comedic facts about America.

Wednesday

  • Around the World in 80 Plates (Brav, 10pm) Series Premiere – Curtis Stone and food and some sort of challenges.
  • White Heat (BBCA, 10pm) Series Premiere – Drama returns when reconnecting with college friends.

Thursday

  • Indoors Out (DIY, 9pm) Season Premiere – Outdoor decor.

Friday

  • Common Law (USA, 10pm) Series Premiere – The latest of the fluffy USA slight gimmick procedurals, buddy cops in therapy.
  • The Half Hour (Com, 11pm) Series Premiere – Comic Rory Scovel.

Saturday

  • Mom Caves (HGTV, 8:30pm) Series Premiere – A ladylike spin on Man Caves.
  • Fish Tank Kings (Nat Geo, 10pm) Series Premiere – Tankable?

Sunday

  • Desperate Housewives (ABC, 9pm) Series Finale – And the ladies sign off.
  • The Next Food Network Star (Food, 9pm) Season Premiere – The next crop of competitors arrive.
  • Sister Wives (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – Apartment living.

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new and noteworthy tv: 4/30-5/6

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Dabbling in a little more of On Demand recently added to TiVo, early learnings, don’t try shows like Idol that depend on serious fast forwarding…

Monday

  • The Pitch (AMC, 9pm) Series Premiere – After the preview the ad agencies return.
  • Ridiculousness/Money From Strangers (MTV, 10/10:30pm) Season/Series Premiere – Beiber visits and then on the street pranks.
  • Bath Crashers (DIY, 10:30pm) Season Premiere – Bath it up.

Tuesday

  • Hip Hop & the LA Riots (VH1, 9pm) – Reflections twenty years later.

Wednesday

  • The LA Complex (CW, 8pm) – In case you haven’t caught this fluffy new Canadian take on LA wannabes, I’ll definitely be checking out another episode.

Thursday

  • 65 Red Roses (OWN, 9pm) – Oprah’s latest heartfelt doc shares a woman’s support awaiting a transplant.

Friday

  • Goldfathers (NGC, 10pm) Series Premiere – Gold panning.
  • In Plain Sight (USA, 10pm) Series Finale – Say goodbye to Mary and Marshall Marshall.

Saturday

  • Treasure Island (Syfy, 7pm) Mini-series Premiere – Treasure map.
  • The High Low Project/HGTV’s Great Rooms (HGTV, 8/9pm) Season Premieres – Decorate it up.

Sunday

  • Giro d’Italia (NBC, 11am) – Let the racing begin.
  • Sherlock (PBS, 9pm) Season Premiere – More mysteries.

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new and noteworthy tv: 4/23-4/29

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Do I care enough to catch up on American Idol and The Voice…

Monday

  • Top Gear (BBCA, 8:30pm) Season Premiere – Italian supercar shootout.

Tuesday

  • Celebrities at Home/Million Dollar Rooms/White Room Challenge (HGTV, 8/8:30/9pm) Season/Series Premieres – Homes, rooms, decor.
  • The L.A. Complex (CW, 9pm) Series Premiere – I think this is a Canadian take on Melrose Place.
  • Yardcore (DIY, 9pm) Series Premiere – Outdoor restyling.

Wednesday

  • American Guns/Auction Kings (Disc, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – Following firearms and auctions.
  • Total Blackout (Syfy, 10pm) Series Premiere – Contestants face their fears in the dark.

Thursday

  • Don’t Be Tardy for the Wedding (Brav, 9pm) Series Premiere – Real  Housewife gets married.
  • 7 Days of Sex/The Conversation with Amanda de Cadenet (Life, 10/11pm) Series Premieres – Couples try to rekindle with sex and then Amanda chats with celebrities.

Friday

  • Whale Wars: Operation Bluefin (AnPl, 8pm) Series Premiere – More whale wars.

Saturday

  • Flipped Off (A&E, 10pm) Series Premiere – Flipping houses in Houston.
  • Cloudstreet (Ova, 10pm) Mini-series Premiere – Another visit to another time.
  • The Graham Norton Show/The Thick of It/Katy Brand’s Big Ass Show (BBCA, 8/9/9:40pm) Season Premieres – Interviews and comedies.

Sunday

  • My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding (TLC, 10pm) Series Premiere – Gypsy and traveler community celebrations.

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new and noteworthy tv: 4/16-4/22

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Spring has sprung I guess we can go outside…

Monday

  • Eureka (Syfy, 9pm) Season Premiere – Another alt reality?
  • Eden’s World (Logo, 10pm) Series Premiere – Another sign of the apocalypse, seven year old former pageanteer coaches others.
  • Top Gear India/Richard Hammond’s Crash Course (BBCA, 8/10pm) Season/Series Premiere – Britsh cars, big vehicles.

Tuesday

  • Mysteries at the Museum/Off Limits (Trav, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – Museum mysteries and Alcatraz fun.

Wednesday

  • Park Secrets (Trav, 8pm) Series Premiere – Off the beaten park path.
  • Coast Guard Alaska (Weath, 9pm) Season Premiere – Rescues return.

Thursday

  • The Great American Manhunt (NGC, 9pm) Series Premiere – Forensic experts track down targets.
  • Not Safe for Work (Tru, 9pm) Series Premiere – Clips.
  • Kathy (Brav, 10pm) Series Premiere – Kathy Griffin talker.

Friday

  • The Singing Bee/Jennie Garth: Little Bit Country/Melissa & Tye (CMT, 8/9/9:30pm) Season/Series Premieres – Sing it karaoke style, Jennie hits the country, and then we watch more reality people on reality shows.
  • The Ricky Gervais Show (HBO, 9pm) Season Premiere – They’re back with Karl.
  • The Dead Files (Trav, 10pm) Season Premiere – Lizzie Borden’s house.

Saturday

  • Cats 101 (AnPl, 8pm) Season Premiere – Meow.

Sunday

  • Fox’s 25th Anniversary Special (Fox, 8pm) – A look at some shows.
  • The Real Housewives of New Jersey (Brav, 10pm) Season Premiere – Whatevs.
  • Veep (HBO, 10pm) Season Premiere – Julia Louis-Dreyfus plays the latest vice president and we get a look at her personal and professional life.

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new and noteworthy tv: 4/9-4/15

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A little more reality, a little more…

Monday

  • Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations/Hotel Impossible (Trav, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premiere – King cobras and then Kitchen Nightmares for hotels.
  • Mama’s Boys of the Bronx (TLC, 10pm) Series Premiere – The reality of grown mean living with a parent.
  • Meat Men (Food, 11pm) Series Premiere – The reality of meat purveyors.

Tuesday

  • Deadliest Catch (Disc, 9pm) Season Premiere – Where to fish?
  • Big Easy Justice (Spike, 10pm) Series Premiere – Bounty hunters in New Orleans.
  • Dream Machines (Syfy, 10pm) Series Premiere – Making a fancy car.
  • Love for Sail (Life, 10pm) Series Premiere – Women look for love on a cruise liner.
  • Shannen Says (WE, 10pm) Series Premiere – Sadly she’s not quite the bad girl she once was, but for a look into the life of Shannen Doherty…

Wednesday

  • Ghost Hunters (Syfy, 9pm) Season Premiere – Do fraternity houses have ghosts?
  • Man v Food/Baggage Battles (Trav, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premiere – Eating 25 pulled pork sliders and bidding on left luggage?
  • Sold! (Hist, 9pm) Series Premiere – The reality of auctioning in the Ozarks.
  • Don’t Trust the B—- in Apartment 23 (ABC, 9:30pm) Series Premiere – Supposedly an amusing take on a bitch (that’s what the b—- stands for) and with James Van Der Beek playing himself worth tuning in.

Thursday

  • Sins and Secrets (ID, 10pm) Season Premiere – Murder for hire.

Friday

  • Say Yes to the Dress: Bridesmaids (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – Bad cuts, bad colors.

Saturday

  • Titanic (ABC, 8pm) Miniseries Premiere – We all know what happened but here’s another look.
  • Tanked (AnPl, 9pm) Season Premiere – Shark tank installation.
  • 24/7 (HBO, 9:45pm) Season Premiere – Mayweather/Cotto.
  • Last Chance Driving School (A&E, 10pm) Series Premiere – The reality of bad driving students.

Sunday

  • Tough Love (vh1, 9pm) Season Premiere – The tough love hits New Orleans.
  • NYC 22 (CBS, 10pm) Series Premiere – A new batch of rookie cops, do I yet again start to like a show with Adam Goldberg.
  • Girls (HBO, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – The latest half hour dramedy these twenty-somethings might be worth a look.

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new and noteworthy tv: 4/2-4/8

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A few more midseason options to come…

Monday

  • Undercover Boss: Abroad (TLC, 8pm) Series Premiere – Because all the US bosses are getting recognized?
  • Yard Crashers (DIY, 9pm) Season Premiere – Yard transformations.

Tuesday

  • Foodography Cook, 6pm) Season Premiere – More about food.
  • Edge of War (Mil, 7pm) Series Premiere – A look at Hitler’s justifications.
  • No Kitchen Required (BBCA, 7pm) Series Premiere – Chef’s dropped into exotic locations.
  • Giuliana & Bill (Style, 8pm) Season Premiere – We’ve hear about the breast cancer, if you want to see them go through it…
  • Dance Moms: Miami (Life, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – Because we need another one of these.
  • Savage U (MTV, 11pm) Series Premiere – Dan Savage travels to colleges across the country to talk about sex.

Wednesday

  • One Tree Hill (CW, 8pm) Series Finale – Is this show still on?
  • Best Friends Forever (NBC, 8:30pm) Series Premiere – What’s a newly divorced gal to do but move in with her bestie and her bf, let the laughs begin (hopefully).

Thursday

  • Truck Stop USA/Sand Masters (Trav, 8/9pm) Season Premieres – Racecourses and sand sculptors.
  • Cold Blood (ID, 6pm) Season Premiere – Murder investigations.
  • Scandal (ABC, 10pm) Series Premiere – Crisis management Shondra Rhimes style which means we can assume some soapy drama, worth a look.

Friday

  • Motives & Murders (ID, 7pm) Series Premiere – Murder investigations.
  • Python Hunters (NatGeo, 10pm) Season Premiere – Python hunting?

Saturday

  • Shark Men (NGC, 8pm) Season Premiere – A new science team.
  • Dear Genevieve (HGTV, 8:30pm) Season Premiere – Redesign.

Sunday

  • Sunday Night Football (ESPN, 8pm) Season Premiere – Are you ready for some Football.
  • Nurse Jackie/The Big C/The Borgias (Show, 9/9:30/10pm) Season Premiere – These are back.
  • Wilson Phillips: Still Holding On (TVG, 9pm) Series Premiere – Weight loss and touring.
  • The Client List (Life, 10pm) Series Premiere – Jennifer Love Hewitt gets a job at a day spa with happy endings, I have to watch just one.
  • The Pitch (AMC, 11pm) Series Premiere – A reality series about ad agencies competing.

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new and noteworthy tv: 3/26-4/1

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So if I add Idol back into the mix I have fewer slot avails…

Monday

  • Oprah’s Lifeclass (OWN, 8pm) Season Premiere – Iyanla joins Oprah for some chats.
  • Secret Life of the American Teenager/Make it or Break it (ABCFam, 8/9pm) Season Premiere – More teen drama.
  • Brooklyn 11223 (Oxy, 11pm) Series Debut – Join some 20 somethings for a little Brooklyn reality.

Tuesday

  • Caught in the Act (Nat Geo, 8pm) Series Premiere – Animal voyeurism.
  • Best Ink (Oxy, 10pm) Series Debut – Tattoo competitions, but who are the volunteer recipients?
  • 16 and Pregnant (MTV, 10pm) Season Premiere – Pregnant cheerleader.

Wednesday

  • Auction Hunters (Spike, 9pm) Season Premiere – Getting stuff.
  • Whitechapel (BBCA, 10pm) Season Premiere – Murder in the workshop, BBC has been making me want to check out their series.

Thursday

  • The Decrypters (NGC, 8pm) Series Premiere – Forensic scientists investigate.
  • Mary Mary (WE, 10pm) Series Premiere – Following real life gospel duo.
  • Punk’d/Pauly D Project (MTV, 10/10:30pm) Season Premiere – Can’t make me watch prank shows or Jersey Shore’s Pauly D.
  • My Mom is Obsessed (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – Plastic surgery much?

Friday

  • True Justice (Reelz, 9pm) Series Premiere – Steven Seagal goes undercover in Seattle, his character of course.
  • Magic City (Starz, 11pm) Series Premiere – Drama in a Miami Beach luxury hotel in the 50s.

Saturday

  • Sony Ericsson Open (CBS, 9:30am/Sun 10am) – Men’s and women’s final, tennis.
  • Beverly’s Full House (OWN, 7pm) Series Premiere – Beverly Sims opens her house to family.
  • Escape Routes (NBC, 8pm) Series Premiere – Another road trip challenge show.
  • Kid’s Choice Awards (Nick, 8pm) – Will Smith hosts.
  • Wild Scene Investigation (Nat Geo, 10pm) Series Premiere – Aren’t there animal culprits?
  • Southern Nights (CMT, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – Cast members from “Sweet Home Alabama” (which was maybe a dating series?) live together in a house.

Sunday

  • Annual Academy of Country Music Awards (CBS, 8pm) – Blake and Reba host.
  • Great Expectations (PBS, 8pm) Miniseries Premiere – A look at Pip.
  • The Killing (AMC, 8pm) Season Premiere – Who killed Rosie Larsen, and will I regret another season?
  • Game of Thrones (HBO, 9pm) Season Premiere – I don’t actually know what this show is about but people like it.
  • Snapped (Oxy, 9pm) Season Premiere – A look at some crimes.
  • I Survived… Beyond and Back (Bio, 10pm) Season Premiere – These people actually flat lined.
  • Wicked Tuna (NatGeo, 10pm) Series Debut – Tuna crews.

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