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new and noteworthy tv: 6/18-6/24

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I have almost identified and recovered the shows I lost with the TiVo, what I’m missing is the second half of The Walking Dead season 2…

Monday

  • Love & Hip-Hop: Atlanta (VH1, 8pm) Series Premiere – Atlanta’s version of the music slanted reality couples.
  • Danger by Design (Sci, 9pm) Series Premiere – Following daredevil Nik Wallenda.
  • Rupaul’s Drag U (Logo, 9pm) Season Premiere – Getting the latest dragsters in style.
  • Miss Advised (Brav, 10pm) Series Premiere – EW basically describes it as: three shockingly irritating women try to find love.
  • The Glass House (ABC, 10pm) Series Premiere – If we’re to believe the lawsuits this either is or isn’t exactly like Big Brother.

Tuesday

  • Bristol Palin: Life’s a Tripp (Life 10pm) Series Premiere – I just can’t…

Wednesday

  • Baby Daddy (ABCFam, 8:30pm) Series Premiere – Three men and a baby sitcom style.
  • Diamond Divers (Spike, 10pm) Series Premiere – Sailos search for diamond treasure.
  • Inside Men (BBCA, 10pm) Series Premiere – I do like a good heist show, so I’ll take a look at the plotting of an armed robbery.
  • School Spirits (Syfy, 10pm) Series Premiere – A look at ghost stories school style.
  • Soul Man/The Exes (TVL, 10/10:30pm) Series/Season Premieres – Another addition to the new old school style sitcoms, R&B singer turns preacher, followed by the return of the singles.

Thursday

  • Justin Bieber (NBC, 8pm) – All around the world.
  • POV (PBS, 10pm) Season Premiere – Kicking off the season with reincarnation.
  • Snookie & JWoww (MTV, 10pm) Series Premiere – Did they envision this show before or after the baby?
  • Wilfred (FX, 10:30pm) Season Premiere – What happens to the buddies next?

Friday

  • UFC on FX (FX, 9pm) – A special presentation of fight night.

Saturday

  • Oddities: San Francisco (Sci, 9pm) Series Premiere – Science oddites in San Francisco.

Sunday

  • Army Wives (Life, 10pm) Season Premiere – The wives return.
  • The Great Escape (TNT, 10pm) Series Premiere – Kind of an Alcatraz Amazing Race.
  • The Newsroom (HBO, 10pm) Series Premiere – Sorkin’s latest, think Sportsnight meets West Wing.

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new and noteworthy tv: 6/11-6/17

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Monday

  • The Secret Life of the American Teenager/Bunheads (ABCFam, 8/9pm) Season/Series Premiere – Not really that ordinary teenagers and then the latest from Gillmore Girls creator ASP, give it a chance even though the name is so dumb.
  • Tia & Tamera/Chicagolicious (Style, 8/9pm) Season/Series Premieres – The twins continue their lives and then a Chicago hair salon.
  • Hurricane Hunters (Weath, 9pm) Series Premiere – Can we just say no one cares about new weather shows and be done with the weather channel?
  • Top Gear (BBCA, 9pm) Season Premiere – Testing at the track.
  • Lizard Lick Towing (Tru, 10pm) Season Premiere – Towing, towers, towees…

Tuesday

  • Barter Kings (A&E, 9pm) Series Premiere – Can’t pawn, perhaps a trade is in order.
  • Thorne (Enc, 9pm) Miniseries Premiere – Investigate thyself.
  • Teen Mom (MTV, 10pm) Season Premiere – Do they follow the same moms or are there new teens each season?
  • World’s Worst Tenants (Spike, 10pm) Series Premiere – You thought your neighbors were bad…

Wednesday

  • Dallas (TNT, 9pm) Series Premiere – We’re all skeptical of the continuation of Ewing drama, even with some returning cast, but will folks tune in?

Thursday

  • Burn Notice/Suits (USA, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – Michael is back and up against it all and I think I am tiring of it, while our two “lawyers” continue their shenanigans in and outside the courtroom which was entertaining enough last season.

Friday

  • Countdown to Niagra/Megastunts (ABC, 8/9pm) – Tightrope walking across Niagara Falls.
  • Say Yes to the Dress/Randy to the Rescue (TLC, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – What dress is right for you, and he’s coming to you to find the right wedding dress.
  • Gravity Falls (Dis, 10pm) Series Premiere – Twins visit their uncle and find something amiss in a remote town.
  • Evil, I (ID, 10pm) Series Premiere – I guess we can also just assume ID is running one variation of looking into crimes stories after another.

Saturday

  • Standup in Stilettos (TVG, 10pm) Series Premiere – Lady comedians, who invariably are not all wearing stilettos.

Sunday

  • Falling Skies (TNT, 9pm) Season Premiere – A return of the battle against the alien invasion that I could never quite get into.
  • Gator Boys (ANPl, 9pm) Season Premiere – Gator boys worry about their reputation?
  • Taboo (NGC, 10pm) Season Premiere – A look at peeps outside the norm.

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new and noteworthy tv: 6/4-6/10

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Tomorrow will be a week without TiVo, and thusly cable, but with the expected arrival tomorrow I can figure out what I’ve been missing, fortunately I think with the start of summer not much…

Monday

  • Hell’s Kitchen/Masterchef (Fox, 8/9pm) Season Premieres – It’s the Gordon Ramsay channel.
  • Real Housewives of NYC (Brav, 9pm) Season Premiere – Housewives.
  • Push Girls (Sund, 10pm) Series Premiere – Reality hits the wheelchair set.
  • Cajun Pawn Stars (Hist, 10:30pm) Season Premiere – Cajun pawning.

Tuesday

  • Pretty Little Liars/Jane by Design (ABCFam, 8/9pm) Season Premieres – More campy and fashiony drama.
  • Love in the Wild (NBC, 9pm) Season Premiere – Singles in the jungle.
  • Dance Moms (Life, 9pm) Season Premiere – Child torture?
  • Rizzoli & Isles/Franklin & Bash (TNT, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – Not the best of the procedural shows but mindless drama with decent casts.
  • Kendra On Top (WE, 10pm) Series Premiere – Is it worth stating my irritation of reality stars getting more reality shows?
  • Storage Wars (A&E, 10pm) Season Premiere – What’s in your unit?

Wednesday

  • CMT Music Awards /My Big Redneck Vacation (CMT, 8/10:30pm) Season Premiere – Country singers and odd vacations.
  • Adam Richman’s Best Sandwich in America (Trav, 9pm) Series Premiere – I do like a good sandwich.
  • Haunted Collector (Syfy, 9pm) Season Premiere – Checking out the haunted.
  • Million Dollar Listing (Brav, 9pm) Season Premiere – Isn’t everything in LA over a million?
  • Property Brothers (HGTV, 9pm) Season Premiere – Checking out a new pad.
  • Royal Pains /Necessary Roughness (USA, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – More fluffy formulas, Hamptons doc and sports shrink.
  • Fast n’ Loud (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – Vintage auto restorations.
  • Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman (Sci, 10pm) Season Premiere – Sciency questions.

Thursday

  • Take Me Out/The Choice (Fox, 8/9pm) Series Premieres – Women pick men who pick women, followed by a dating use for the Voice chairs, pass.
  • Saving Hope (NBC, 9pm) Series Premiere – Dr in a coma roams the halls?
  • Selling London (HGTV, 9:30pm) Series Premiere – Property for you.
  • Cajun Justice (A&E, 10pm) Series Premiere – Just put Cajun in front of any existing show.

Friday

  • Lives on Fire (OWN, 9pm) Series Premiere – Following female firefighters.
  • Comedy Bang! Bang!/Bunk (IFC, 10/10:30pm) Series Premieres – Late night talking and gaming.

Saturday

  • Million Dollar Neighborhood/Real Life: The Musical (OWN, 9pm) Series Premieres – Learning how to save a million and saying things musical style.
  • Redneck Island (CMT, 10pm) Series Premiere – You can also do a redneck slant on anything, like Survivor.

Sunday

  • French Open (NBC, 6am) – Wrapping up the clay court action.
  • Tony Awards (CBS, 8pm) – NPH hosts.
  • Mob Wives Chicago (VH1, 8pm) Series Premiere – They go where the mob is.
  • True Blood (HBO, 9pm) Season Premiere – No I don’t watch this because I don’t get HBO, I know.
  • Untamed Americas (NGC, 9pm) Series Premiere – Wildlife.
  • Bridezillas (WE, 10pm) Season Premiere – Bride action.
  • Our America with Lisa Ling (OWN, 10pm) Season Premiere – Child beauty pageants, they can’t be good right?
  • Storage Hunters (Tru, 10pm) Season Premiere – What’s in your unit (déjà vu)?

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new and noteworthy tv: 5/28-6/3

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And here I thought listings would start quieting down, a few summer series to check out…

Monday

  • French Open (ESPN2, Various) – Week one of play gets going, will Nadal crush another?
  • Hemingway & Gellhorn (HBO, 9pm) – Word is good for this dramatic look at Clive Owen and Nicole Kidman as these writers.
  • Cake Boss/Extreme Couponing (TLC, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – Cakes and coupons.
  • Gene Simmons Family Jewels/Monster In-Laws (A&E, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – Gene and his family and family in-law dynamics.
  • Hatfields & McCoys (Hist, 9pm) Mini-series Premiere – Family rivalries drama.
  • Single Ladies (VH1, 9pm) Season Premiere – A little cast swap but assume the ladies will still bring the same flavor of drama.

Tuesday

  • The Catalina (CW, 8pm) Series Premiere – A look at the goings on at a real South Beach hotel.
  • HGTV Design Star (HGTV, 9pm) Season Premiere – Twelve designers design.
  • Roadtrip with G. Garvin (Cook, 9pm) Series Premiere – Visiting eateries.
  • What Not to Wear/Big Brooklyn Style (TLC, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premiere – Stacy and Clinton return and then we visit a plus-size clothing store in Brooklyn.
  • Tosh.0/Workaholics (Com, 10/10:30pm) Season Premieres – The boys are back.

Wednesday

  • Dogs in the City (CBS, 8pm) Series Premiere – Dog trainer Justin Silver visits some dogs.
  • Melissa & Joey (ABCF, 8pm) Season Premiere – Who’s the Boss-esque update is back.

Thursday

  • Breaking Pointe (CW, 8pm) Series Premiere – The world of ballet reality-style.
  • Final Offer (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – A more selective bidding on big ticket items.
  • LA Hair (WE, 10pm) Series Premiere – Celebrity stylist.
  • Mountain Men (Hist, 10pm) Series Premiere – Outdoorsmen live off the wilderness.

Friday

  • Whale Wars/Louisiana Lockdown (AnPl, 6/7pm) Season/Series Premiere – Whaling and prison.
  • Culinary Adventures of Baron Ambrosia (Cook, 10pm) Series Premiere – On the hunt for tasty treats.
  • My Yard Goes Disney/House Hunters on Vacation (HGTV, 8/8:30pm) Season Premieres – Disney themed yards has a whole show? and you know vacation houses.

Saturday

  • The Glee Project (Oxy, 7pm) – The casting special heads into the show that I actually enjoyed for it’s focus on casting of a specific show and not just talent, I won’t hold lackluster performances by winners on last season’s Glee against them.
  • It’s Me or the Dog (AnPl, 7pm) Season Premiere – Dogs gone wild.
  • Easy Chinese (Cook, 8:30pm) Season Premiere – Chinese food made easy.
  • Iyanla, Fix My Life (OWN, 10pm) Series Premiere – Iyanla and Oprah patched it up now you can see her work again.

Sunday

  • Adele Live in London/Miss USA Pageant (NBC, 8/9pm) – Specials.
  • Secret Millionaire/Extreme Makeover Weightloss (ABC, 8pm) – Rich people pop by to visit poor people and focus on weightloss.
  • Drop Dead Diva (Life, 9pm) Season Premiere – Ridiculous premise made cute, with the merging of lives of the model drops into a lawyer’s body.
  • Empire Girls (Style, 9pm) Series Premiere – More reality of reality stars.
  • The Glades/Longmire (A&E, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – The return of the detective that I almost find entertaining and a look at Wyoming lawman based on the book series with intriguing enough cast to tune in.
  • Ice Road Truckers (Hist, 9pm) Season Premiere – I think there’s ice, roads, and trucks.
  • MTV Movie Awards (MTV, 9pm) – Its own brand of movie awards.
  • Are You Normal, America? (OWN, 10pm) Series Premiere – Oprah’s look at what’s normal.
  • Call of the Wildman (AnPl, 10pm) Season Premiere – He’s looking into nature.
  • Head Games (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – Delving into the human brain.

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new and noteworthy tv: 5/21-5/27

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Folks are suggesting new shows for me to fill the gap votes for “Game of Thrones” and Korean drama “My Girlfriend Is a Gumiho”…

Monday

  • House (Fox, 8pm) Series Finale – It’s time.
  • Clash of the Commercials (CBS, 10pm) – It’s USA vs. the world.

Tuesday

  • Hollywood Treasure (Syfy, 10pm) Season Premiere – Ruby red slippers for sale.
  • Hip Hop Squares (Mtv2, 11pm) Series Premiere – Ok who remembers Hollywood Squares?

Wednesday

  • American Idol (Fox, 8pm) Season Finale – Who is the next… person to go on to guest on next year’s Idol?
  • Dev (MTV, 11pm) Series Premiere – Behind the scenes of a rising music star.

Thursday

  • Duets/Rookie Blue (ABC, 8/10pm) Series Premiere – Sing with the judges for the win, Kelly Clarkson joins another reality show, then how long are you a Rookie?
  • So You Think You Can Dance (Fox, 8pm) Season Premiere – Auditions begin.
  • Men at Work (TBS, 10pm) Series Premiere – The latest sitcom with four dudes hanging and whatnot.
  • Pin the Fly/Tattoo School (TLC, 9/10pm) Series Premiere – Behind the Southwest scenes and learn to tattoo.

Friday

  • The Link (NGC, 7pm) Series Premiere – The link between things. like water wheels and mega jets.
  • Insane or Inspired (Syfy, 10pm) Series Premiere – Countdown of top superhero videos.
  • Mystery Diners (Food, 10pm) Series Premiere – Undercover diner investigations.

Saturday

  • 24/7 (HBO, 9:30pm) Season Premiere – Pacquiao/Bradley.

Sunday

  • On Sundays we rest.

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new and noteworthy tv: 5/14-5/20

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Schedules and cancellations rolling out, time to prune my season pass list…

Monday

  • America’s Got Talent (NBC, 8pm) Season Premiere – Howard Stern joins.
  • The Bachelorette (ABC, 9:30pm) Season Premiere – Dates, roses, whatever.
  • Outlaw Empires (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – Kurt Sutter supplements Sons of Anarchy with a look at real life criminal organizations.

Tuesday

  • Pregnant in Heels (Brav, 10pm) Season Premiere – Maternity concierge is pregnant herself.

Wednesday

  • ANTM (CW, 8/9pm) – Maybe it’s time to check back in on the British invasion.

Thursday

  • American Idol (Fox, 8pm) – Aren’t we done with this yet?

Friday

  • Tron: Uprising, Beck’s Beginning (Dis, 9:30pm) Series Premiere – There’s more story to tell about Tron.

Saturday

  • Hard Parts (Speed, 11pm) Series Premiere – Haven’t you always wanted to watch someone track down hard to find auto parts?

Sunday

  • AMGEN Tour of California (NBC, 10am) – The cable coverage wraps up on NBC as the guys head into Los Angeles.
  • Billboard Music Awards (ABC, 8pm) – Performances, awards.
  • Keeping Up with the Kardashians (E!, 9pm) Season Premiere – Whatever.
  • Jessie Stone: Benefit of the Doubt (CBS, 9pm) – Tom Selleck returns to the role that is much better than that Blue Bloods thing he does.
  • Mrs Eastwood and Company (E!, 10pm) Series Premiere – Managing a South African singing group.
  • Mystery Diners (Food, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – Can a hidden camera catch a thief?

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new and noteworthy tv: 5/7-5/13

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Do I finally just delete my Glee backlog…

Monday

  • World’s Wildest Police Videos/Undercover Stings (Spike, 8/9pm) Season/Series Premiere – Needs no explanation.
  • House Crashers (DIY, 11pm) Season Premiere – Kitchen remodel.
  • Tanisha Gets Married (Oxy, 11pm) Series Premiere – Reality people do reality.

Tuesday

  • The Devil’s Ride (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – Motorcycling dudes.
  • United States of America (Hist, 10pm) Series Premiere – Comedic facts about America.

Wednesday

  • Around the World in 80 Plates (Brav, 10pm) Series Premiere – Curtis Stone and food and some sort of challenges.
  • White Heat (BBCA, 10pm) Series Premiere – Drama returns when reconnecting with college friends.

Thursday

  • Indoors Out (DIY, 9pm) Season Premiere – Outdoor decor.

Friday

  • Common Law (USA, 10pm) Series Premiere – The latest of the fluffy USA slight gimmick procedurals, buddy cops in therapy.
  • The Half Hour (Com, 11pm) Series Premiere – Comic Rory Scovel.

Saturday

  • Mom Caves (HGTV, 8:30pm) Series Premiere – A ladylike spin on Man Caves.
  • Fish Tank Kings (Nat Geo, 10pm) Series Premiere – Tankable?

Sunday

  • Desperate Housewives (ABC, 9pm) Series Finale – And the ladies sign off.
  • The Next Food Network Star (Food, 9pm) Season Premiere – The next crop of competitors arrive.
  • Sister Wives (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – Apartment living.

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new and noteworthy tv: 4/30-5/6

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Dabbling in a little more of On Demand recently added to TiVo, early learnings, don’t try shows like Idol that depend on serious fast forwarding…

Monday

  • The Pitch (AMC, 9pm) Series Premiere – After the preview the ad agencies return.
  • Ridiculousness/Money From Strangers (MTV, 10/10:30pm) Season/Series Premiere – Beiber visits and then on the street pranks.
  • Bath Crashers (DIY, 10:30pm) Season Premiere – Bath it up.

Tuesday

  • Hip Hop & the LA Riots (VH1, 9pm) – Reflections twenty years later.

Wednesday

  • The LA Complex (CW, 8pm) – In case you haven’t caught this fluffy new Canadian take on LA wannabes, I’ll definitely be checking out another episode.

Thursday

  • 65 Red Roses (OWN, 9pm) – Oprah’s latest heartfelt doc shares a woman’s support awaiting a transplant.

Friday

  • Goldfathers (NGC, 10pm) Series Premiere – Gold panning.
  • In Plain Sight (USA, 10pm) Series Finale – Say goodbye to Mary and Marshall Marshall.

Saturday

  • Treasure Island (Syfy, 7pm) Mini-series Premiere – Treasure map.
  • The High Low Project/HGTV’s Great Rooms (HGTV, 8/9pm) Season Premieres – Decorate it up.

Sunday

  • Giro d’Italia (NBC, 11am) – Let the racing begin.
  • Sherlock (PBS, 9pm) Season Premiere – More mysteries.

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new and noteworthy tv: 4/23-4/29

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Do I care enough to catch up on American Idol and The Voice…

Monday

  • Top Gear (BBCA, 8:30pm) Season Premiere – Italian supercar shootout.

Tuesday

  • Celebrities at Home/Million Dollar Rooms/White Room Challenge (HGTV, 8/8:30/9pm) Season/Series Premieres – Homes, rooms, decor.
  • The L.A. Complex (CW, 9pm) Series Premiere – I think this is a Canadian take on Melrose Place.
  • Yardcore (DIY, 9pm) Series Premiere – Outdoor restyling.

Wednesday

  • American Guns/Auction Kings (Disc, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – Following firearms and auctions.
  • Total Blackout (Syfy, 10pm) Series Premiere – Contestants face their fears in the dark.

Thursday

  • Don’t Be Tardy for the Wedding (Brav, 9pm) Series Premiere – Real  Housewife gets married.
  • 7 Days of Sex/The Conversation with Amanda de Cadenet (Life, 10/11pm) Series Premieres – Couples try to rekindle with sex and then Amanda chats with celebrities.

Friday

  • Whale Wars: Operation Bluefin (AnPl, 8pm) Series Premiere – More whale wars.

Saturday

  • Flipped Off (A&E, 10pm) Series Premiere – Flipping houses in Houston.
  • Cloudstreet (Ova, 10pm) Mini-series Premiere – Another visit to another time.
  • The Graham Norton Show/The Thick of It/Katy Brand’s Big Ass Show (BBCA, 8/9/9:40pm) Season Premieres – Interviews and comedies.

Sunday

  • My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding (TLC, 10pm) Series Premiere – Gypsy and traveler community celebrations.

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new and noteworthy tv: 4/16-4/22

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Spring has sprung I guess we can go outside…

Monday

  • Eureka (Syfy, 9pm) Season Premiere – Another alt reality?
  • Eden’s World (Logo, 10pm) Series Premiere – Another sign of the apocalypse, seven year old former pageanteer coaches others.
  • Top Gear India/Richard Hammond’s Crash Course (BBCA, 8/10pm) Season/Series Premiere – Britsh cars, big vehicles.

Tuesday

  • Mysteries at the Museum/Off Limits (Trav, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – Museum mysteries and Alcatraz fun.

Wednesday

  • Park Secrets (Trav, 8pm) Series Premiere – Off the beaten park path.
  • Coast Guard Alaska (Weath, 9pm) Season Premiere – Rescues return.

Thursday

  • The Great American Manhunt (NGC, 9pm) Series Premiere – Forensic experts track down targets.
  • Not Safe for Work (Tru, 9pm) Series Premiere – Clips.
  • Kathy (Brav, 10pm) Series Premiere – Kathy Griffin talker.

Friday

  • The Singing Bee/Jennie Garth: Little Bit Country/Melissa & Tye (CMT, 8/9/9:30pm) Season/Series Premieres – Sing it karaoke style, Jennie hits the country, and then we watch more reality people on reality shows.
  • The Ricky Gervais Show (HBO, 9pm) Season Premiere – They’re back with Karl.
  • The Dead Files (Trav, 10pm) Season Premiere – Lizzie Borden’s house.

Saturday

  • Cats 101 (AnPl, 8pm) Season Premiere – Meow.

Sunday

  • Fox’s 25th Anniversary Special (Fox, 8pm) – A look at some shows.
  • The Real Housewives of New Jersey (Brav, 10pm) Season Premiere – Whatevs.
  • Veep (HBO, 10pm) Season Premiere – Julia Louis-Dreyfus plays the latest vice president and we get a look at her personal and professional life.

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