Do I care enough to catch up on American Idol and The Voice…

Monday

• Top Gear (BBCA, 8:30pm) Season Premiere – Italian supercar shootout.

Tuesday

• Celebrities at Home/Million Dollar Rooms/White Room Challenge (HGTV, 8/8:30/9pm) Season/Series Premieres – Homes, rooms, decor.
• The L.A. Complex (CW, 9pm) Series Premiere – I think this is a Canadian take on Melrose Place.
• Yardcore (DIY, 9pm) Series Premiere – Outdoor restyling.

Wednesday

• American Guns/Auction Kings (Disc, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – Following firearms and auctions.
• Total Blackout (Syfy, 10pm) Series Premiere – Contestants face their fears in the dark.

Thursday

• Don’t Be Tardy for the Wedding (Brav, 9pm) Series Premiere – Real  Housewife gets married.
• 7 Days of Sex/The Conversation with Amanda de Cadenet (Life, 10/11pm) Series Premieres – Couples try to rekindle with sex and then Amanda chats with celebrities.

Friday

• Whale Wars: Operation Bluefin (AnPl, 8pm) Series Premiere – More whale wars.

Saturday

• Flipped Off (A&E, 10pm) Series Premiere – Flipping houses in Houston.
• Cloudstreet (Ova, 10pm) Mini-series Premiere – Another visit to another time.
• The Graham Norton Show/The Thick of It/Katy Brand’s Big Ass Show (BBCA, 8/9/9:40pm) Season Premieres – Interviews and comedies.

Sunday

• My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding (TLC, 10pm) Series Premiere – Gypsy and traveler community celebrations.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

Spring has sprung I guess we can go outside…

Monday

• Eureka (Syfy, 9pm) Season Premiere – Another alt reality?
• Eden’s World (Logo, 10pm) Series Premiere – Another sign of the apocalypse, seven year old former pageanteer coaches others.
• Top Gear India/Richard Hammond’s Crash Course (BBCA, 8/10pm) Season/Series Premiere – Britsh cars, big vehicles.

Tuesday

• Mysteries at the Museum/Off Limits (Trav, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – Museum mysteries and Alcatraz fun.

Wednesday

• Park Secrets (Trav, 8pm) Series Premiere – Off the beaten park path.
• Coast Guard Alaska (Weath, 9pm) Season Premiere – Rescues return.

Thursday

• The Great American Manhunt (NGC, 9pm) Series Premiere – Forensic experts track down targets.
• Not Safe for Work (Tru, 9pm) Series Premiere – Clips.
• Kathy (Brav, 10pm) Series Premiere – Kathy Griffin talker.

Friday

• The Singing Bee/Jennie Garth: Little Bit Country/Melissa & Tye (CMT, 8/9/9:30pm) Season/Series Premieres – Sing it karaoke style, Jennie hits the country, and then we watch more reality people on reality shows.
• The Ricky Gervais Show (HBO, 9pm) Season Premiere – They’re back with Karl.
• The Dead Files (Trav, 10pm) Season Premiere – Lizzie Borden’s house.

Saturday

• Cats 101 (AnPl, 8pm) Season Premiere – Meow.

Sunday

• Fox’s 25th Anniversary Special (Fox, 8pm) – A look at some shows.
• The Real Housewives of New Jersey (Brav, 10pm) Season Premiere – Whatevs.
• Veep (HBO, 10pm) Season Premiere – Julia Louis-Dreyfus plays the latest vice president and we get a look at her personal and professional life.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

A little more reality, a little more…

Monday

• Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations/Hotel Impossible (Trav, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premiere – King cobras and then Kitchen Nightmares for hotels.
• Mama’s Boys of the Bronx (TLC, 10pm) Series Premiere – The reality of grown mean living with a parent.
• Meat Men (Food, 11pm) Series Premiere – The reality of meat purveyors.

Tuesday

• Deadliest Catch (Disc, 9pm) Season Premiere – Where to fish?
• Big Easy Justice (Spike, 10pm) Series Premiere – Bounty hunters in New Orleans.
• Dream Machines (Syfy, 10pm) Series Premiere – Making a fancy car.
• Love for Sail (Life, 10pm) Series Premiere – Women look for love on a cruise liner.
• Shannen Says (WE, 10pm) Series Premiere – Sadly she’s not quite the bad girl she once was, but for a look into the life of Shannen Doherty…

Wednesday

• Ghost Hunters (Syfy, 9pm) Season Premiere – Do fraternity houses have ghosts?
• Man v Food/Baggage Battles (Trav, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premiere – Eating 25 pulled pork sliders and bidding on left luggage?
• Sold! (Hist, 9pm) Series Premiere – The reality of auctioning in the Ozarks.
• Don’t Trust the B—- in Apartment 23 (ABC, 9:30pm) Series Premiere – Supposedly an amusing take on a bitch (that’s what the b—- stands for) and with James Van Der Beek playing himself worth tuning in.

Thursday

• Sins and Secrets (ID, 10pm) Season Premiere – Murder for hire.

Friday

• Say Yes to the Dress: Bridesmaids (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – Bad cuts, bad colors.

Saturday

• Titanic (ABC, 8pm) Miniseries Premiere – We all know what happened but here’s another look.
• Tanked (AnPl, 9pm) Season Premiere – Shark tank installation.
• 24/7 (HBO, 9:45pm) Season Premiere – Mayweather/Cotto.
• Last Chance Driving School (A&E, 10pm) Series Premiere – The reality of bad driving students.

Sunday

• Tough Love (vh1, 9pm) Season Premiere – The tough love hits New Orleans.
• NYC 22 (CBS, 10pm) Series Premiere – A new batch of rookie cops, do I yet again start to like a show with Adam Goldberg.
• Girls (HBO, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – The latest half hour dramedy these twenty-somethings might be worth a look.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

A few more midseason options to come…

Monday

• Undercover Boss: Abroad (TLC, 8pm) Series Premiere – Because all the US bosses are getting recognized?
• Yard Crashers (DIY, 9pm) Season Premiere – Yard transformations.

Tuesday

• Foodography Cook, 6pm) Season Premiere – More about food.
• Edge of War (Mil, 7pm) Series Premiere – A look at Hitler’s justifications.
• No Kitchen Required (BBCA, 7pm) Series Premiere – Chef’s dropped into exotic locations.
• Giuliana & Bill (Style, 8pm) Season Premiere – We’ve hear about the breast cancer, if you want to see them go through it…
• Dance Moms: Miami (Life, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – Because we need another one of these.
• Savage U (MTV, 11pm) Series Premiere – Dan Savage travels to colleges across the country to talk about sex.

Wednesday

• One Tree Hill (CW, 8pm) Series Finale – Is this show still on?
• Best Friends Forever (NBC, 8:30pm) Series Premiere – What’s a newly divorced gal to do but move in with her bestie and her bf, let the laughs begin (hopefully).

Thursday

• Truck Stop USA/Sand Masters (Trav, 8/9pm) Season Premieres – Racecourses and sand sculptors.
• Cold Blood (ID, 6pm) Season Premiere – Murder investigations.
• Scandal (ABC, 10pm) Series Premiere – Crisis management Shondra Rhimes style which means we can assume some soapy drama, worth a look.

Friday

• Motives & Murders (ID, 7pm) Series Premiere – Murder investigations.
• Python Hunters (NatGeo, 10pm) Season Premiere – Python hunting?

Saturday

• Shark Men (NGC, 8pm) Season Premiere – A new science team.
• Dear Genevieve (HGTV, 8:30pm) Season Premiere – Redesign.

Sunday

• Sunday Night Football (ESPN, 8pm) Season Premiere – Are you ready for some Football.
• Nurse Jackie/The Big C/The Borgias (Show, 9/9:30/10pm) Season Premiere – These are back.
• Wilson Phillips: Still Holding On (TVG, 9pm) Series Premiere – Weight loss and touring.
• The Client List (Life, 10pm) Series Premiere – Jennifer Love Hewitt gets a job at a day spa with happy endings, I have to watch just one.
• The Pitch (AMC, 11pm) Series Premiere – A reality series about ad agencies competing.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

And the midseason shows keep trickling out…

Monday

• The Haney Project (Golf, 8pm) Season Premiere – Adam Levine is apparently adding golf to his repertoire.

Tuesday

• My Ride Rules (Speed, 10pm) Season Premiere – Car owners compete either with or for cars.

Wednesday

• ANTM (CW, 9pm) Season Premiere – Brits vs. Yanks, will it entertain like allstars?
• Sons of Guns (Disc, 9pm) Season Premiere – Modify an armored car.
• Psych (USA, 10pm) Season Premiere – Fake psychic is back on the case.

Thursday

• When Vacations Attack (Trav, 8pm) Season Premiere – Attack a vacation or be attacked by a vacation?
• Awake (NBC, 10pm) Series Premiere – Falling asleep leads to two different versions of life, one where his wife survives a car crash and one where his son does, what’s real and does it matter?

Friday

• The Cat in the Hat-A-Thon (PBS, 8am) – The Cat in the Hat knows a lot about that!

Saturday

• Deadly Sins (ID, 9pm) Series Premiere – Particularly sinful crimes?
• Bizarre ER (Health, 10pm) Season Premiere – Bizarre.
• Q’Viva! The Chosen (Fox, 8pm) Series Premiere – JLo and MarcA continue with their show together at least, a look at Latin musicians.
• Katy Brand’s Big Ass Show (BBCA, 11:30pm) Series Premiere – Sketch comedy Brit style.

Sunday

• Hollywood Girls Night Out (TVG, 8pm) Series Premiere – Celebrity ladies eat and chat.
• Army Wives (Life, 9pm) Season Premiere – Will the army base families disband?
• Breakout Kings (A&E, 10pm) Season Premiere – Criminals help catch criminals as only a cheesy show can show.
• Las Vegas Jailhouse (Tru, 10pm) Season Premiere – What happens in vegas…
• GCB (ABC, 10pm) Series Premiere – These good christian bitches starts with the return of one of their own to Dallas, this is talked about as Desperate Housewives-ish, worth a shot.
• Stevie TV (VH1, 11pm) Series Premiere – Sketch comedy mash up.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.