new and noteworthy tv: 8/19-8/25

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Another week to go and then more tennis…

Monday

  • Basketball Wives (VH1, 8pm) Season Premiere – More reality…
  • Delete (Reelz, 8pm) Miniseries Premiere – Fighting artificial intelligence with artificial intelligence, plus actors
  • Bubba-Q (Food, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – Building custom grills.

Tuesday

  • I guess I could start watching So You Think You Can Dance?

Wednesday

  • Modern Dads (A&E, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – The reality of four stay-at-home dads…

Thursday

  • Ghost Shark (Syfy, 9pm) – It’s no Sharknado but it does follow a reairing of it.

Friday

  • Venus and Serena (Show, 9pm) – A look into the tennis sisters focusing on the injury-plagued 2011 season.

Saturday

  • Too Cute! (AnPl, 8pm) – Top 20 puppies!

Sunday

  • US Open Preview/Arthur Ashe Kids Day (CBS, 10:30/3pm) – A look at the last slam of the year and then watch the pros goof around and listen to teenybopper bands. 
  • Family Dance Off (ABC, 8pm) – Five families compete.
  • Silk (PBS, 9 pm) Series Premiere – A barrister takes on a new case and a new trainee.
  • Video Music Awards (MTV, 9pm) – So seriously where do people see music videos?

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new and noteworthy tv: 8/12-8/18

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Nothing much to add so perhaps time to check back into Friday Night Lights season 2 on Netflix…

Monday

  • CMA Music Festival (ABC, 8pm) – Little Big Town hosts highlights of the fest.
  • The Real Housewives of Miami (Brav, 9pm) Season Premiere – Can the group get together?
  • Hotel Impossible (Trav, 10pm) Season Premiere – Anthony has his work cut out for him.

Tuesday

  • The Bad Girls Club (Oxy, 8pm) Season Premiere – What are the chances the girls will irritate each other in Miami?
  • Amish Mafia/Tickle/Porter Ridge (Disc, 9/10/10:30pm) Season/Series Premieres – More reality with the Amish continuing, a Moonshiners spinoff and colorful characters in Indiana.
  • Face Off/Heroes of Cosplay (Syfy, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – Rookies meet returning competitors and then a look at some fans who convention in costume.

Wednesday

  • Duck Dynasty (A&E, 10pm) Season Premiere – Surprise wedding.

Thursday

  • Owner’s Manual/The Pitch (AMC, 10/11pm) Series/Season Premieres – Two guys build things and one uses the manual and then the ad competition returns. 
  • Polyamory (Show, 11pm) Season Premiere – Married and dating.

Friday

  • Ghost Adventures (Trav, 9pm) Season Premiere – Looking for ghosts.
  • Say Yes to the Dress (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – Kristen Chenoweth’s assistant needs a gown.

Saturday

  •  Gymnastics (NBC, 8pm) – U.S. championships.

Sunday

  • The Great Food Truck Race (Food, 9pm) Season Premiere – Competing from one spot to another, I’d rather not know the behind the scenes of my food trucks.
  • Oprah’s Next Chapter (OWN, 9pm) – LiLo.

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new and noteworthy tv: 8/5-8/11

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Monday

  • T.I. & Tiny/Marrying the Game (VH1, 9/9:30pm) Season Premieres – Personal lives go on. 

Tuesday

  • Holmes Makes it Right (DIY, 8pm) Series Premieres – Contractor fixes people’s problems.
  • Hot Listings Miami (Sty, 9pm) Series Premiere – Miami properties.
  • Barter Kings (A&E, 10pm) Season Premiere – Getting another item.
  • Hard Knocks (HBO, 10pm) Season Premiere – The Cincinnati Bengals.
  • The Legend of Shelby the Swamp Man (Hist, 10pm) Series Premiere – Ax Men spin-off.

Wednesday

  • L&O: UK/Broadchurch (BBCA, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – More law and order from across the pond and then local police investigate a crime in what is a highly touted miniseries. 
  • Million Dollar Listing (Brav, 9pm) Season Premiere – Closing another deal.

Thursday

  • Panic 9-1-1 (A&E, 10pm) Season Premiere – Calling for emergencies.

Friday

  • Strike Back (Cin, 10pm) Season Premiere – Soldier drama.
  • What Not to Wear (TLC, 10pm) Season Premiere – Three friends need some styling help.
  • The White Queen (Starz, 10pm) Series Premiere – Based on best-selling books let the politics and romance begin.

Saturday

  • Hell on Wheels (AMC, 9pm) Season Premiere – Railroading onward. 

Sunday

  • Teen Choice (Fox, 8pm) – Lucy Hale and Darren Criss host. 
  • Eat, Drink, Love (Brav, 9pm) Series Premiere – Personal lives of a few folks involved in cheffing and whatnot.
  • Bad Ink (A&E, 10pm) Series Premiere – Bad body art gets corrected. 
  • Cutthroat Kitchen (Food, 10pm) Series Premiere – Cooking?
  • Low Winter Sun/Talking Bad (AMC, 10/11pm) Series Premieres – Reprising the role of this UK miniseries, cop drama, then much like Talking Dead folks chat about each ep of Breaking Bad.

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new and noteworthy tv: 7/29-8/4

AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL

Monday

  • The Writer’s Room (Sund, 10pm) Series Premiere – The first ep starts with talk of Breaking Bad.

Tuesday

  • Capture (CW, 9pm) Series Premiere – Contestants hunt each other, as this is a reality show I’m not sure they kill their prey.

Wednesday

  • Do Something Awards (VH1, 8pm) – Go community service.

Thursday

  • X Games (ESPN/BC, various) – The games come to LA.
  • Young Hollywood Awards (CW, 8pm) – What would young Hollywood do without their own awards?
  • Hatfields & McCoys (Hist, 10pm) Season Premiere – Moonshine baby.

Friday

  • America’s Next Top Model (CW, 8pm) Season Premiere – This season they’ve added wannabe fierce dudes.

Saturday

  • Too Cute! (AnPl, 9pm) Season Premiere – Adorable animals abound.
  • Psychic Tia (A&E, 10pm) Series Premiere – This is one of those self-explanatory titles.

Sunday

  • Secret Millionaire (ABC, 8pm) Season Premiere – More supposed to be touching encounters.
  • Ride-iculous (Trav, 8:30pm) Season Premiere – Top thrill rides.
  • Shark After Dark (Disc, 11pm) Series Premiere – One assumes shark and darkness.

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new and noteworthy tv: 7/22-7/28

Unforgettable

A little delay this week, but now typing on a brand new laptop! Now just a couple dozen more laptop items to figure out…

Monday

  • Cat. 8 (Reelz, 8pm) Mini-series Premiere – Renegade scientist, fireball, yup.
  • Breaking Pointe (CW, 9pm) Season Premiere – Revisiting the ballerinas.
  • Supermarket Superstar (Life, 10pm) Series Premiere – Competing to get product into the market.

Tuesday

  • Power Broker (HGTV, 9pm) Series Premiere – First time buyers try to score.
  • Who Do You Think You Are (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – More celebrity ancestry.
  • The Vineyard (ABCF, 10pm) Series Premiere – Another reality show following youngsters.
  • Web Therapy (Show, 11pm) Season Premiere – Kudrow returns for more healing therapy.

Wednesday

  • Spell-Mageddon (ABCF, 9pm) Series Premiere – Contestants spell under pressure. 
  • Joe Rogan Questions Everything (Syfy, 10pm) Series Premiere – Trying to explain the unexplained, Bigfoot?
  • Top Chef Masters (Brav, 10pm) Season Premiere – Thirteen chefs kick it off.

Thursday

  • My Life as a Gangster Girl (A&E, 10pm) Series Premiere – Recalling their criminal pasts. 
  • Sanya’s Glam & Gold (WE, 10pm) Series Premiere – We follow Sanya an Olympic gold medalist.
  • Childrens Hospital (AdSw, 11:59) Season Premiere – This totally random show is apparently still on.

Friday

  • John Oliver’s New York Stand-Up Show (Com, 11pm) Season Premiere – Comedians join John.

Saturday

  • America’s Cutest Dog (AnPl, 8pm) Season Premiere – No dog is cuter than my dog. 
  • UFC (Fox, 8pm) – Johnson vs. Moraga.

Sunday

  • Unforgettable (CBS, 9pm) Season Premiere – Higher profile cases for our rememberer. 
  • Gator Boys (AnPl, 10pm) Season Premiere – Florida and Miami.
  • Total Divas (E!, 10pm) Series Premiere – These are WWE style divas.

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new and noteworthy tv: 7/15-7/21

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Monday

  • The iHeartRadio Ultimate Pool Party (CW, 8pm) – Highlights of the music festival. 

Tuesday

  • 2013 MLB All-Star Game (Fox, 4:30pm) – Go fake regional team
  • Whose Line is it Anyway/Perfect Score (CW, 8/9pm) Season/Series Premieres – Improv games and competing for dates.
  • Giuliana & Bill (Sty, 8pm) Season Premiere – More of them.
  • Weird or What? (Syfy, 8pm) Season Premiere – I’m guessing weird.
  • Covert Affairs/Suits (USA, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – Annie’s on the case and then more office deceit and whatnot, I’m still moderately engaged with the fake lawyer nonsense.
  • Catering Wars (Life, 10pm) Series Premiere – Who can cater to the top.
  • Ink Master (Spike, 10pm) Season Premiere – Inking inmates.

Wednesday

  • Here Comes Honey Boo Boo/Wedding Island (TLC, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – No comment and then following a wedding planner. 
  • Deal With It (TBS, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – Another annoying prank show.

Thursday

  • Road to/Project Runway (Life, 8/9pm) Season Premiere – Season 12 designers, time to finish up season 11. 
  • Money from Strangers (MTV, 11pm) Season Premiere – And another annoying prank show.

Friday

  • Teen Beach Movie (Dis, 8pm) – Who are the next teens stars who we will soon see go off the rails. 

Saturday

  • Cedar Cove (Hall, 8pm) Series Premiere – I didn’t realize Hallmark did original series but Andie McDowell brings what seems to be a Hallmarky book about a small town judge to the small screen. 

Sunday

  • City Girl Diaries (Sty, 9pm) Series Premiere – Following five working women. 
  • Sister Wives/Breaking Amish (TLC, 9/10pm) Series/Season Premieres – More of these peeps.
  • Axe Cop/High School USA! (Fox, 9:30/9:45pm) Series Premieres – Two new fifteen minute additions to the animation domination.
  • Brother vs Brother (HGTV, 10pm) Series Premiere – Renovation showdown.
  • Tattoo Rescue (Spike, 10pm) Series Premiere – Tattoo parlor interventions.

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new and noteworthy tv: 7/8-7/14

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Monday

  • Top Gear/Dangerman (BBCA, 8:30/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – Car vs yacht then extreme stunts. 
  • Get Out Alive with Bear Grylls (NBC, 9pm) Series Premiere – Ten teams of two compete, in one assumes difficult circumstances.
  • God, Guns, & Automobiles (Hist, 10pm) Series Premiere – A ‘throwback’ auto dealership
  • Hollywood Exes (VH1, 10pm) Season Premiere – Blah, blah.

Tuesday

  • Interior Therapy with Jeff Lewis (Brav, 9pm) Season Premiere – Will someone question Jeff”s design?
  • Storage Wars: New York (A&E, 9pm) Season Premiere – Stuff in lockers.
  • Drunk History/The Jeselnik Offensive (Com, 10/10:30pm) Series/Season Premieres – Boozers reenact and then comedic guests.

Wednesday

  • Wonders of Life (Sci, 9pm) Season Premiere – Exploring the origins. 
  • The Bridge (FX, 10pm) Series Premiere – We’re hoping this US/Mexico detective show following a murder is engaging, Diane Kruger plays the latest somewhat asperger-esque expert detective.
  • Camp (NBC, 10pm) Series Premiere – For those wishing they were at summer camp right now, or wondering why there isn’t a scripted show about camp on ABCFam.
  • Real World/Road Rules Challenge (MTV, 10pm) Season Premiere – Yadda, yadda.

Thursday

  • Orange is the New Black (Netflix, 12:01am) – Apparently these original Netflix series are keeping coming, this has some good early buzz. 
  • Summer Camp (USA, 8pm) Series Premiere – Not to be confused with Camp, this one is adults in a reality show.
  • Hollywood Game Night (NBC, 10pm) Series Premiere – Can’t ever get anyone to do game night with you, apparently celebrities do it all the time so you can watch them.
  • Airplane Repo (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – Some specialized repo.

Friday

  • Comedy Bang! Bang! (IFC, 10pm) Season Premiere – Andy Samberg guests to kick off the new season.

Saturday

  • Being Human (BBCA, 10pm) Season Premiere – A ghost, a werewolf and a vampire return, though with cast changes and the US version I can’t remember who they are, though will tune in. 
  • Bounty Hunters (CMT, 10pm) Series Premiere – I guess we need to watch more bounty hunters.

Sunday

  • Tia & Tamera (Style, 8pm) Season Premiere – More of the sisters’ goings ons. 
  • Hillbillies for Hire (CMT, 9pm) Series Premiere – Custom prank shop?
  • Adam Richman’s Fandemonium (Trav, 10pm) Series Premiere – The best tailgating
  • La La’s Full Court Life (VH1, 10pm) Season Premiere – Mm hmm.
  • The Newsroom (HBO, 10pm) Season Premiere – A new season, I don’t get this channel and I can’t remember if we like this show, I think people do.

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new and noteworthy tv: 7/1-7/7

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Monday

  • Bizarre Foods of America (Trav, 9pm) Season Premiere – Pig head tamales in LA.
  • Siberia (NBC, 10pm) Series Premiere – Sixteen contestants are dropped off but all may not be what it seems.
  • Below Deck (Brav, 10pm) Series Premiere – Following a private yacht and its crew.

Tuesday

  • Being Mary Jane (BET, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – Watching a TV news anchor try to juggle it all, this one is fictional and stars Gabrielle Union. 

Wednesday

  • Kelsey’s Essentials/Donut Showdown (Cook, 5/7pm) Season/Series Premieres – Hot sauce and donuts.
  • BBQ Crawl (Trav, 8pm) Series Premiere – Texas should have some good cookin’.

Thursday

  • Macy’s 4th of July Fireworks Spectacular (NBC, 8pm) – Starbursts blaze. 

Friday

  • Warlocks Rising/Philly Throttle (Disc, 9/10pm) Series Premieres – These warlocks are more motorcycle gang than magical and then some hot rides.
  • King (Reelz, 10pm) Series Premiere – The newest police procedural where Homicide Detective King has some sort of unorthodox approach, worth a look.

Saturday

  • Bizarre ER (Health, 7pm) Season Premiere – Near fatal?
  • Breakfast at/Wimbledon (ESPN, S/S 5/6am; ABC S/S 12pm) – Not sure if the dual coverage of the finals holds true but set your TiVo’s to be on the safe side.

Sunday

  • Volcom Pro (NBC, 1:30pm) – Surfing from Fiji, mm hmm. 

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new and noteworthy tv: 6/24-6/30

Under-the-Dome

Monday

  • Wimbledon (ESPN, 4am) – Coverage begins for this fortnight of tennis.
  • Under the Dome (CBS, 10pm) Series Premiere – Who can resist at least a look at this new Stephen King series?
  • POV (PBS, 10pm) Season Premiere – Starting another season with funeral insights. 

Tuesday

  • Rizzoli & Isles/Perception (TNT, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – Fluffy but not necessarily great cable procedurals, though curious to see the level of crazy they bring Will/Eric McCormack back at.
  • Catfish (MTV, 10pm) Season Premiere – Exposing fake online relationships.

Wednesday

  • Big Brother (CBS, 8pm) Season Premiere – Back and longer than ever, tune in if you must. 

Thursday

  • X Games (ESPN2, 5pm) – They’ll be showing the games from Munich, Germany through Tuesday. 

Friday

  • Say Yes to the Dress: Bridesmaids (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – Nobody seems to love their bridesmaids dresses. 

Saturday

  • Tour de France (NBCSN, 4:30am) – Stage 1 begins, and I am at this point planning not to watch, trying to winnow down my sports watching. 

Sunday

  • Dexter/Ray Donovan (Show, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – The final season of our favorite serial killer and the first of  a new Liev Scriber as fixer with complicating father Jon Voight. 

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new and noteworthy tv: 6/17-6/23

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More summer fluff arises, to entertain until Wimbledon…

Monday

  • Love, Marilyn (HBO, 9pm) – Stars reading memorabilia for some reason is getting good reviews. 

Tuesday

  • Blood and Oil (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – Family oil competes with the big companies. 

Wednesday

  • Franklin & Bash (TNT, 9pm) Season Premiere – Heather Locklear reprises her Melrose Place role, or you know one of her other reinvigorating personas, dumb series but you know I kind of like the banter. 
  • Hot in Cleveland/The Exes/The Soul Man (TVL, 10/10:30/11pm) Season Premieres – I still enjoy what’s basically a Golden Girls remake but pass on the others.
  • Fight Master (Spike, 10pm) Series Premiere – Elimination bouts.
  • The Soup Investigates (E!, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – What viewers want to know, if I knew what they were informing folks on I’d be tempted to watch.

Thursday

  • Wilfred (Fx, 10pm) Season Premiere – The search for Wilfred’s original owner, weird but good weird. 

Friday

  • Tripping Out with Alie & Georgia (Cook, 9:30pm) Series Premiere – Start with sampling Vegas. 

Saturday

  • 666 Park Avenue (ABC, 9pm) – Another show you may have forgotten about getting some air time. 

Sunday

  • Whodunnit? (ABC, 9pm) Series Premiere – It’s like real life Clue, or at least reality show Clue.
  • Crossing Lines (NBC, 9pm) Series Premiere – Donald Sutherland crosses national lines to solve crimes, doesn’t look revolutionary but worth a peak.
  • Drop Dead Diva/Devious Maids (Life, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premiere – I guess I canceled my season pass after they canceled it before they renewed it and then a potentially cheesy potentially culturally and sociologically stereotypical mystery soap.
  • Copper (BBCA, 10pm) Season Premiere – A new sergeant.

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