A little delayed, and what with some new television actually available…
Monday
- The Voice (NBC, 8pm) Season Premiere – We’re on the Shakira/Usher version, and I think I just read CeeLo will be out out so not sure if Usher is fighting to stay?
- Dallas/Private Lives of Nashville Wives (TNT, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premiere – More of the Ewings and then some other stupid reality show.
- RuPaul’s Drag Race (Logo, 9pm) Season Premiere – America’s next Next Superstar.
- Cryptid (Hist, 10pm) Series Premiere – Alleged mythical swamp creatures.
- The Tanning of America (VH1, 11pm) Series Premiere – A four part series on hip-hop pop-culture.
- Late Night with Seth Meyers (NBC, 12:36) Series Premiere – Really.
Tuesday
- Amish Mafia/Clash of the Ozarks (Disc, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premiere – Some guy is back on top and then Arkansas family rivalry.
- Game of Arms (AMC, 10pm) Series Premiere – Competitive arm wrestling!
- Ink Master (Spike, 10pm) Season Premiere – Continuing my refinement of ink judgments.
- Mind Games (ABC, 10pm) Series Premiere – Christian Slater is the kiss of death to a series these days but willing to check out he and Steve Zahn manipulating people.
Wednesday
- Survivor (CBS, 8pm) Season Premiere – Cagayan anyone, this time its split into Brawn, Brains, and Beauty.
- Mixology (ABC, 9:30pm) Series Premiere – Singles bar mingling, not supposed to be a winner but I’m always desperate for sitcoms.
- The Americans (FX, 10pm) Season Premiere – Mission goes awry, I read two critics who say second season is even better than the first.
- Legit/Ali G (FXX, 10/10:30pm) Season/Series Premieres – Our protagonist is a sex addict and then some sketches a la Borat.
Thursday
- Countdown to the Oscars (ABC, 8pm) – In case you can’t wait until Sunday.
- Mary Mary (WE, 9pm) Season Premiere – Returning from hiatus.
- The Red Road (Sund, 9pm) Series Premiere – A sheriff forms a native american alliance, but pretty sure this isn’t Longmire.
- Scandal (ABC, 10pm) Season Premiere – Something shocking?
- Vikings (Hist, 10pm) Season Premiere – Someone recently was saying good things about this show I could never quite get into, take that for what its worth.
- Portlandia (IFC, 10pm) Season Premiere – More of the randomness.
Friday
- Inside Job/Save Our Business (TNT, 9/10pm) Series Premieres – Peeps looking for great gigs and bad companies trying to get it together.
- Bellator MMA Live (Spike, 9pm) Season Premiere – Duke it out.
- Hannibal (NBC, 10pm) Season Premiere – Oh how I missed the creepy crazies, will Will finally get a helpful medical diagnosis.
- Betty White’s Off Their Rockers (Life, 10pm) Season Premiere – I hate that I feel bad saying a mean thing about Betty White.
- Beyond Scared Straight (A&E, 10pm) Season Premiere – Will the aggressive regress?
- Game of Stones (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – A rare stone collector.
Saturday
- Deion’s Family Playbook (OWN, 10pm) Series Premiere – For those folks who need to see what Sanders is up to.
Sunday
- Red Carpet/Oscars (ABC, 2/5:30pm) – And the winner is… speaking of my Oscar pool of course.
The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.
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