new and noteworthy tv: 9/16-9/22

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Looks like there will be some comedy in the air…

Monday

  • Dancing with the Stars (ABC, 8pm) Season Premiere – Who will be the first to go?
  • Bones/Sleepy Hollow (Fox, 8/9pm) Season/Series Premieres – Bones is back dealing with cases and will they or won’t they wedding plans and then a ridiculously premised new show about Ichabod and the Headless Horseman ending up in present day, there’s supposed to be enough here to be worth checking out.

Tuesday

  • Dads/Brooklyn Nine-Nine/New Girl/The Mindy Project (Fox, 8/8:30/9/9:30pm) Series/Season Premieres – Supposedly one of the worst new shows (offensive and not funny?) and then one with potential Andy Samberg and Andre Braugher make policing funny followed by two shows that found their stride last season.
  • I Dream of Nene/The New Atlanta (Brav, 9/10pm) Series Premieres – More reality fare.
  • Frontline (PBS, 10pm) Season Premiere – Egypt in crisis.

Wednesday

  • Survivor (CBS, 8pm) Season Premiere – Competing against loved ones.
  • Tyler Perry’s For Better or Worse (OWN, 9pm) Season Premiere – Another of Tyler Perry’s dramas.
  • Key & Peele (Com, 10:30pm) Season Premiere – More sketches.

Thursday

  • Valerie’s Story (NBC, 10pm) – Meredith Viera shares Valerie Harper’s journey.

Friday

  • Last Man Standing/The Neighbors/Shark Tank (ABC, 8/8:30/9pm) Season Premieres – Looks like Reba didn’t make the lineup.
  • The Best Week Ever (VH1, 10pm) Season Premiere – A comedic take on the week that was.

Saturday

  • Creative Arts Emmy Awards (FXX, 9pm) – And the award goes to…

Sunday

  • 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards (CBS, 8pm) – And the award goes to…

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

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new and noteworthy tv: 9/2-9/8

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We’re finally getting some good stuff, and don’t forget to check your settings for FXX, it’s showing up in my guide at 803 so reset my Season Passes for It’s Always Sunny and The League

Monday

  • Tamra’s OC Wedding (Brav, 8pm) Series Premiere – Another Real Housewives spinoff.
  • Fast n’ Loud/Turn & Burn (Disc, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – More stuff with n’s and &s.

Tuesday

  • Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition (Life, 9pm) Season Premiere – Dance your little heart out.
  • Top Gear/We’re the Fugawis (Hist, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – Gear and then a look inside a motorcycle club.
  • My Big Fat Revenge (Oxy, 9pm) Series Premiere – Apparently revenge is getting skinny?
  • Cold Justice (TNT, 10pm) Series Premiere – It’s like L&O: Cold Case but it’s a reality show.
  • Luther (BBCA, 10pm) Season Premiere – He’s back! And this short season plays each subsequent night.
  • Tosh.0/Brickleberry (Com, 10/10:30pm) Season Premieres – New clothes, new adventures.

Wednesday

  • Digfellas (Trav, 8pm) Series Premiere – Diggin’ it.
  • Inside the NFL (Show, 9pm) Season Premiere – James Brown, Phil Simms, and Cris Collinsworth kick it off.
  • Ghost Mine (Syfy, 10pm) Season Premiere – Looks back and ahead to the rest of the season.
  • It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia/The League/Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell (FXX, 10/10:30/11pm) Season Premieres – Don’t miss your comedies on the new FXX.

Thursday

  • Sunday Night Football (NBC, 5:30pm) Season Premiere – I love that Sunday premieres on a Thursday.
  • Tamar & Vince (WE, 9pm) Season Premiere – Hitting the road to promote the new single.
  • Customer is Always Right? (OWN, 10pm) Series Premiere – Starting with Mrs. Fields.

Friday

  • Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders (CMT, 9pm) Season Premiere – Making the team.
  • Hello Ross (E!, 10pm) Series Premiere – Ross the intern from The Tonight Show gets his own gig.
  • 20/20 (ABC ,10pm) Season Premiere – Newsishness.

Saturday

  • Cupcake Wars (Food, 8p Season Premiere –m) Jessica Alba judges.
  • David Tutera (WE, 9pm) Season Premiere – Party planning.
  • Six Little McGhees (OWN, 10pm) Season Premiere – The sextuplets are a little bit older.

Sunday

  • US Open (CBS, 1:30pm) – The women get the Sunday spot since men go tomorrow.
  • Last Tango in Halifax (PBS, 8pm) Series Premiere – Childhood sweethearts are reunited 60 years later in this latest dramedy.
  • Rachel vs. Guy (Food, 8pm) Season Premiere – Kids cook off.
  • Boardwalk Empire (HBO, 9pm) Season Premiere – Back to another season in the 20s.
  • Oprah’s Lifeclass (OWN, 9pm) Season Premiere – Fatherless America.
  • Miami Monkey (VH1, 10pm) Series Premiere – Alas not a monkey show but a Big Ang spinoff bar.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

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new and noteworthy tv: 8/26-9/1

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Monday

  • US Open (ESPN2, 10am) – Rounds get going.
  • Diners, Drive-ins, & Dives (Food, 9:30pm) Season Premiere – More food tastings.
  • Teen Mom 3 (MTV, 10pm) Season Premiere – So they’re teens and they’re moms.

Tuesday

  • Storage Wars Texas (A&E, 9pm) Season Premiere – Is everything bigger in Texas?

Wednesday

  • Property Brothers (HGTV, 9pm) Season Premiere – Budget friendly dream home?
  • The Unexplained Files (Sci, 9pm) Series Premiere – Disappeared flight, hunchback creature?
  • Cheer Perfection (TLC, 9:30pm) Season Premiere – Go team go!
  • Fanaddicts! (Reelz, 10pm) Series Premiere – Harry Potter is awesome.
  • Tough Love (VH1, 10pm) Season Premiere – The co-eds try for love.

Thursday

  • Motive (ABC, 8pm) Season Finale – What’s the motive?

Friday

  • Alaskan Steel Men (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – Men in Alaska who work with steel?
  • Cracked (Reelz, 10pm) Series Premiere – Original series where a shrink helps out the cops.

Saturday

  • Doctor Who: The Doctors Revisited (BBCA, 8pm) – The eighth Doctor.

Sunday

  • ABC Fall Preview/MDA Show of Strength Telethon (ABC, 7/9pm) – Shows and a telethon.
  • Snapped (Oxy, 9pm) Season Premiere – Killer couples.

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new and noteworthy tv: 8/19-8/25

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Another week to go and then more tennis…

Monday

  • Basketball Wives (VH1, 8pm) Season Premiere – More reality…
  • Delete (Reelz, 8pm) Miniseries Premiere – Fighting artificial intelligence with artificial intelligence, plus actors
  • Bubba-Q (Food, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – Building custom grills.

Tuesday

  • I guess I could start watching So You Think You Can Dance?

Wednesday

  • Modern Dads (A&E, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – The reality of four stay-at-home dads…

Thursday

  • Ghost Shark (Syfy, 9pm) – It’s no Sharknado but it does follow a reairing of it.

Friday

  • Venus and Serena (Show, 9pm) – A look into the tennis sisters focusing on the injury-plagued 2011 season.

Saturday

  • Too Cute! (AnPl, 8pm) – Top 20 puppies!

Sunday

  • US Open Preview/Arthur Ashe Kids Day (CBS, 10:30/3pm) – A look at the last slam of the year and then watch the pros goof around and listen to teenybopper bands. 
  • Family Dance Off (ABC, 8pm) – Five families compete.
  • Silk (PBS, 9 pm) Series Premiere – A barrister takes on a new case and a new trainee.
  • Video Music Awards (MTV, 9pm) – So seriously where do people see music videos?

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new and noteworthy tv: 8/12-8/18

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Nothing much to add so perhaps time to check back into Friday Night Lights season 2 on Netflix…

Monday

  • CMA Music Festival (ABC, 8pm) – Little Big Town hosts highlights of the fest.
  • The Real Housewives of Miami (Brav, 9pm) Season Premiere – Can the group get together?
  • Hotel Impossible (Trav, 10pm) Season Premiere – Anthony has his work cut out for him.

Tuesday

  • The Bad Girls Club (Oxy, 8pm) Season Premiere – What are the chances the girls will irritate each other in Miami?
  • Amish Mafia/Tickle/Porter Ridge (Disc, 9/10/10:30pm) Season/Series Premieres – More reality with the Amish continuing, a Moonshiners spinoff and colorful characters in Indiana.
  • Face Off/Heroes of Cosplay (Syfy, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – Rookies meet returning competitors and then a look at some fans who convention in costume.

Wednesday

  • Duck Dynasty (A&E, 10pm) Season Premiere – Surprise wedding.

Thursday

  • Owner’s Manual/The Pitch (AMC, 10/11pm) Series/Season Premieres – Two guys build things and one uses the manual and then the ad competition returns. 
  • Polyamory (Show, 11pm) Season Premiere – Married and dating.

Friday

  • Ghost Adventures (Trav, 9pm) Season Premiere – Looking for ghosts.
  • Say Yes to the Dress (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – Kristen Chenoweth’s assistant needs a gown.

Saturday

  •  Gymnastics (NBC, 8pm) – U.S. championships.

Sunday

  • The Great Food Truck Race (Food, 9pm) Season Premiere – Competing from one spot to another, I’d rather not know the behind the scenes of my food trucks.
  • Oprah’s Next Chapter (OWN, 9pm) – LiLo.

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new and noteworthy tv: 8/5-8/11

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Monday

  • T.I. & Tiny/Marrying the Game (VH1, 9/9:30pm) Season Premieres – Personal lives go on. 

Tuesday

  • Holmes Makes it Right (DIY, 8pm) Series Premieres – Contractor fixes people’s problems.
  • Hot Listings Miami (Sty, 9pm) Series Premiere – Miami properties.
  • Barter Kings (A&E, 10pm) Season Premiere – Getting another item.
  • Hard Knocks (HBO, 10pm) Season Premiere – The Cincinnati Bengals.
  • The Legend of Shelby the Swamp Man (Hist, 10pm) Series Premiere – Ax Men spin-off.

Wednesday

  • L&O: UK/Broadchurch (BBCA, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – More law and order from across the pond and then local police investigate a crime in what is a highly touted miniseries. 
  • Million Dollar Listing (Brav, 9pm) Season Premiere – Closing another deal.

Thursday

  • Panic 9-1-1 (A&E, 10pm) Season Premiere – Calling for emergencies.

Friday

  • Strike Back (Cin, 10pm) Season Premiere – Soldier drama.
  • What Not to Wear (TLC, 10pm) Season Premiere – Three friends need some styling help.
  • The White Queen (Starz, 10pm) Series Premiere – Based on best-selling books let the politics and romance begin.

Saturday

  • Hell on Wheels (AMC, 9pm) Season Premiere – Railroading onward. 

Sunday

  • Teen Choice (Fox, 8pm) – Lucy Hale and Darren Criss host. 
  • Eat, Drink, Love (Brav, 9pm) Series Premiere – Personal lives of a few folks involved in cheffing and whatnot.
  • Bad Ink (A&E, 10pm) Series Premiere – Bad body art gets corrected. 
  • Cutthroat Kitchen (Food, 10pm) Series Premiere – Cooking?
  • Low Winter Sun/Talking Bad (AMC, 10/11pm) Series Premieres – Reprising the role of this UK miniseries, cop drama, then much like Talking Dead folks chat about each ep of Breaking Bad.

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new and noteworthy tv: 7/29-8/4

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Monday

  • The Writer’s Room (Sund, 10pm) Series Premiere – The first ep starts with talk of Breaking Bad.

Tuesday

  • Capture (CW, 9pm) Series Premiere – Contestants hunt each other, as this is a reality show I’m not sure they kill their prey.

Wednesday

  • Do Something Awards (VH1, 8pm) – Go community service.

Thursday

  • X Games (ESPN/BC, various) – The games come to LA.
  • Young Hollywood Awards (CW, 8pm) – What would young Hollywood do without their own awards?
  • Hatfields & McCoys (Hist, 10pm) Season Premiere – Moonshine baby.

Friday

  • America’s Next Top Model (CW, 8pm) Season Premiere – This season they’ve added wannabe fierce dudes.

Saturday

  • Too Cute! (AnPl, 9pm) Season Premiere – Adorable animals abound.
  • Psychic Tia (A&E, 10pm) Series Premiere – This is one of those self-explanatory titles.

Sunday

  • Secret Millionaire (ABC, 8pm) Season Premiere – More supposed to be touching encounters.
  • Ride-iculous (Trav, 8:30pm) Season Premiere – Top thrill rides.
  • Shark After Dark (Disc, 11pm) Series Premiere – One assumes shark and darkness.

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new and noteworthy tv: 7/22-7/28

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A little delay this week, but now typing on a brand new laptop! Now just a couple dozen more laptop items to figure out…

Monday

  • Cat. 8 (Reelz, 8pm) Mini-series Premiere – Renegade scientist, fireball, yup.
  • Breaking Pointe (CW, 9pm) Season Premiere – Revisiting the ballerinas.
  • Supermarket Superstar (Life, 10pm) Series Premiere – Competing to get product into the market.

Tuesday

  • Power Broker (HGTV, 9pm) Series Premiere – First time buyers try to score.
  • Who Do You Think You Are (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – More celebrity ancestry.
  • The Vineyard (ABCF, 10pm) Series Premiere – Another reality show following youngsters.
  • Web Therapy (Show, 11pm) Season Premiere – Kudrow returns for more healing therapy.

Wednesday

  • Spell-Mageddon (ABCF, 9pm) Series Premiere – Contestants spell under pressure. 
  • Joe Rogan Questions Everything (Syfy, 10pm) Series Premiere – Trying to explain the unexplained, Bigfoot?
  • Top Chef Masters (Brav, 10pm) Season Premiere – Thirteen chefs kick it off.

Thursday

  • My Life as a Gangster Girl (A&E, 10pm) Series Premiere – Recalling their criminal pasts. 
  • Sanya’s Glam & Gold (WE, 10pm) Series Premiere – We follow Sanya an Olympic gold medalist.
  • Childrens Hospital (AdSw, 11:59) Season Premiere – This totally random show is apparently still on.

Friday

  • John Oliver’s New York Stand-Up Show (Com, 11pm) Season Premiere – Comedians join John.

Saturday

  • America’s Cutest Dog (AnPl, 8pm) Season Premiere – No dog is cuter than my dog. 
  • UFC (Fox, 8pm) – Johnson vs. Moraga.

Sunday

  • Unforgettable (CBS, 9pm) Season Premiere – Higher profile cases for our rememberer. 
  • Gator Boys (AnPl, 10pm) Season Premiere – Florida and Miami.
  • Total Divas (E!, 10pm) Series Premiere – These are WWE style divas.

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new and noteworthy tv: 7/15-7/21

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Monday

  • The iHeartRadio Ultimate Pool Party (CW, 8pm) – Highlights of the music festival. 

Tuesday

  • 2013 MLB All-Star Game (Fox, 4:30pm) – Go fake regional team
  • Whose Line is it Anyway/Perfect Score (CW, 8/9pm) Season/Series Premieres – Improv games and competing for dates.
  • Giuliana & Bill (Sty, 8pm) Season Premiere – More of them.
  • Weird or What? (Syfy, 8pm) Season Premiere – I’m guessing weird.
  • Covert Affairs/Suits (USA, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – Annie’s on the case and then more office deceit and whatnot, I’m still moderately engaged with the fake lawyer nonsense.
  • Catering Wars (Life, 10pm) Series Premiere – Who can cater to the top.
  • Ink Master (Spike, 10pm) Season Premiere – Inking inmates.

Wednesday

  • Here Comes Honey Boo Boo/Wedding Island (TLC, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – No comment and then following a wedding planner. 
  • Deal With It (TBS, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – Another annoying prank show.

Thursday

  • Road to/Project Runway (Life, 8/9pm) Season Premiere – Season 12 designers, time to finish up season 11. 
  • Money from Strangers (MTV, 11pm) Season Premiere – And another annoying prank show.

Friday

  • Teen Beach Movie (Dis, 8pm) – Who are the next teens stars who we will soon see go off the rails. 

Saturday

  • Cedar Cove (Hall, 8pm) Series Premiere – I didn’t realize Hallmark did original series but Andie McDowell brings what seems to be a Hallmarky book about a small town judge to the small screen. 

Sunday

  • City Girl Diaries (Sty, 9pm) Series Premiere – Following five working women. 
  • Sister Wives/Breaking Amish (TLC, 9/10pm) Series/Season Premieres – More of these peeps.
  • Axe Cop/High School USA! (Fox, 9:30/9:45pm) Series Premieres – Two new fifteen minute additions to the animation domination.
  • Brother vs Brother (HGTV, 10pm) Series Premiere – Renovation showdown.
  • Tattoo Rescue (Spike, 10pm) Series Premiere – Tattoo parlor interventions.

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new and noteworthy tv: 7/8-7/14

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Monday

  • Top Gear/Dangerman (BBCA, 8:30/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – Car vs yacht then extreme stunts. 
  • Get Out Alive with Bear Grylls (NBC, 9pm) Series Premiere – Ten teams of two compete, in one assumes difficult circumstances.
  • God, Guns, & Automobiles (Hist, 10pm) Series Premiere – A ‘throwback’ auto dealership
  • Hollywood Exes (VH1, 10pm) Season Premiere – Blah, blah.

Tuesday

  • Interior Therapy with Jeff Lewis (Brav, 9pm) Season Premiere – Will someone question Jeff”s design?
  • Storage Wars: New York (A&E, 9pm) Season Premiere – Stuff in lockers.
  • Drunk History/The Jeselnik Offensive (Com, 10/10:30pm) Series/Season Premieres – Boozers reenact and then comedic guests.

Wednesday

  • Wonders of Life (Sci, 9pm) Season Premiere – Exploring the origins. 
  • The Bridge (FX, 10pm) Series Premiere – We’re hoping this US/Mexico detective show following a murder is engaging, Diane Kruger plays the latest somewhat asperger-esque expert detective.
  • Camp (NBC, 10pm) Series Premiere – For those wishing they were at summer camp right now, or wondering why there isn’t a scripted show about camp on ABCFam.
  • Real World/Road Rules Challenge (MTV, 10pm) Season Premiere – Yadda, yadda.

Thursday

  • Orange is the New Black (Netflix, 12:01am) – Apparently these original Netflix series are keeping coming, this has some good early buzz. 
  • Summer Camp (USA, 8pm) Series Premiere – Not to be confused with Camp, this one is adults in a reality show.
  • Hollywood Game Night (NBC, 10pm) Series Premiere – Can’t ever get anyone to do game night with you, apparently celebrities do it all the time so you can watch them.
  • Airplane Repo (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – Some specialized repo.

Friday

  • Comedy Bang! Bang! (IFC, 10pm) Season Premiere – Andy Samberg guests to kick off the new season.

Saturday

  • Being Human (BBCA, 10pm) Season Premiere – A ghost, a werewolf and a vampire return, though with cast changes and the US version I can’t remember who they are, though will tune in. 
  • Bounty Hunters (CMT, 10pm) Series Premiere – I guess we need to watch more bounty hunters.

Sunday

  • Tia & Tamera (Style, 8pm) Season Premiere – More of the sisters’ goings ons. 
  • Hillbillies for Hire (CMT, 9pm) Series Premiere – Custom prank shop?
  • Adam Richman’s Fandemonium (Trav, 10pm) Series Premiere – The best tailgating
  • La La’s Full Court Life (VH1, 10pm) Season Premiere – Mm hmm.
  • The Newsroom (HBO, 10pm) Season Premiere – A new season, I don’t get this channel and I can’t remember if we like this show, I think people do.

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