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I’m a little movie’d out this time of year after my end of year lists and the Oscars, but along with a few picks recently out, there are a few still on the list to catch:

  • Argo (2/19) – It’s quite a tense ride, and you know Ben got some recognition for this year’s effort getting the embassy workers out, the best? some thought so.
  • Celeste and Jesse Forever (2/5) – At times delightful and at times painful, the tale of a couple who try to redefine their relationship after breaking up, I liked it.
  • Hit and Run (1/8) – A fun ride as this romantic/action/comedy follows leaving witness protection gone awry.
  • The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2/12) – Noted as my fave of last year, it’s a beautifully done small coming of age film.
  • Skyfall (2/12) – The wonderful Craig Bond seems to have quickly progressed from new and slightly rebellious to old and jaded but always a good caper.

Checking out: Alex Cross (2/5), Chasing Mavericks (2/26), Cloud Atlas (2/5), Cosmopolis (1/1), End of Watch (1/22), Flight (2/5), The Master (2/26), The Sessions (2/12), Seven Psychopaths (1/29), Taken 2 (1/15).

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new and noteworthy tv: 2/25-3/3

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Monday

  • Burning Love/After Lately (E!, 10/10:30pm) Series/Season Premiere – If you haven’t caught this Bachelor spoof online it garners a laugh and then more Chelsea.

Tuesday

  • Celebrity Wife Swap (ABC, 8pm) Season Premiere – Child services may need to be called when Kate Gosselin and Kendra Wilkinson swap places.
  • Parade’s End (HBO, 9pm) Miniseries Premiere – Five part adaptation of Ford Madox Ford’s novels set in early 20th century.
  • Golden Boy (CBS, 10pm) Series Premiere – Following past and future story lines as our fresh detective makes his way to police commissioner, worth a look.
  • Robot Combat League (Syfy, 10pm) Series Premiere – I think there was a movie like this with Wolverine where people fight using giant robots.

Wednesday

  • Boston’s Finest (TNT, 9pm) Series Premiere – Reality cop show.
  • Rescue My Renovation (DIY, 9pm) Series Premiere – Unqualified contractor?
  • Duck Dynasty (A&E, 10pm) Season Premiere – More reality duck-style.
  • Psych (USA, 10pm) Season Premiere – More fake psychic detecting.
  • Stranded (Syfy, 10pm) Series Premiere – Real peeps left in haunted locations.

Thursday

  • The Ben Show/Nathan for You (Com, 10/10:30pm) Series Premieres – Sketches and then comedic marketing advice.

Friday/Saturday

  • Catch up or leave the house?

Sunday

  • The Bible/Vikings (Hist, 8/10pm) Series Premieres – In the beginning and viking action.
  • The Celebrity Apprentice (NBC, 9pm) Season Premiere – Returning ‘celebrities.’
  • Red Widow (ABC, 9pm) Series Premiere – Death of a husband causes a woman to dive back into the gangster underworld, this looks dumb but I’ll give it a look.
  • Oprah’s Master Class (OWN, 10pm) Season Premiere – Alicia Keys.
  • Welcome to Myrtle Manor (TLC, 10pm) Series Premiere – Reality trailer park style.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

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new and noteworthy tv: 2/18-2/24

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I gotta get my Oscar ballot in…

Monday

  • Fast n’ Loud/The Devils Ride (Disc, 9pm) Season Premieres – Cars and clubs. 
  • La La’s Full Court Life (VH1, 10pm) Season Premiere – Let’s go to the summer Olympics, again.
  • Teen Mom 2 (MTV, 10pm) Season Premiere – Pregnant again?

Tuesday

  • Cult (CW, 9pm) Series Premiere – I don’t have high hopes for this TV show within a show about cults investigating crimes, though that won’t stop me from watching. 
  • Body of Proof (ABC, 10pm) Season Premiere – I didn’t know this show was still on, but it’s back.
  • Ultimate Soldier Challenge (Hist, 10pm) Series Premiere – Combat challenges.
  • The Jeselnik Offensive (Com, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – More comedian mocking.

Wednesday

  • Weed Country (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – Another oddly seemingly not legal show. 

Thursday

  • Auction Kings (Disc, 9pm) Season Premiere – Pick-off special.
  • American Greed (CNBC, 10pm) Season Premiere – Madoff behind bars.

Friday

  • Yukon Men (Disc, 10pm) Season Premiere – Feast or famine. 
  • Out There (IFC, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – Teen angst come to life in an animated monster form.

Saturday

  • Joan & Melissa (WE, 9pm) Season Premiere – Does Joan still know best?
  • Renovation Realities (DIY, 9pm) Season Premiere – Fix ups and the real world.
  • Independent Spirit Awards (IFC, 10pm) – Andy Samberg hosts.

Sunday

  • The Academy Awards (ABC, 8:30pm) – May the red carpet reviews and Oscar pools begin!
  • A Bryk at a Time (DIY, 9pm) Series Premiere – Design project delays.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

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midseason fun

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As the shows keep rolling in here’s what has come in and will be coming. So far I’m mostly glad there’s not much to add to my queue.

  • 1600 Penn (NBC) – I almost like this crazy family in the White House, and although some funny notes, not quite enough.
  • The Americans (Fx) – So far so good for this 80’s Russian Spy drama, though admittedly I’ve only watched the first and curious where it will go.
  • Banshee (Cin) – Alas no Cinemax for me but probably campy, sexy fun.
  • Bates Motel* (A&E) – Prequel to Psycho, could go either way.
  • The Carrie Diaries (CW) – Carrie lite in the 80s, as long as you think of it as a CW show and not a Sex prequel you might be happy, I can’t decide if I am.
  • Continuum (Syfy) – Very Terminator time travelesque as rebels and a cop end up farther back in time than intended to in order to change the future, too syfy for me.
  • Cult* (CW) – TV cults and crimes in a CW drama could be the terribly bad but possible good bad.
  • Deception (ABC) – An alt take on the Revenge-ish feel with undercover cop and a very drama filled family is a little too dopey for me.
  • Defiance* (Syfy) – Aliens settling on earth, hmm?
  • Do No Harm (NBC) – Split personality doc cancelled after two episodes, I deleted without a watch.
  • The Family Tools* (ABC) – Getting into the family handyman business.
  • The Following (Fox) – The creepy drama about a killer psycho and his ‘cult’ of followers and the personal relationship to ex-FBI Kevin Bacon, I am so about to stop watching.
  • Golden Boy* (CBS) – New cop, old cop.
  • House of Cards (Netflix) – Kevin Spacey leads this Netflix only release, I really need to check it out.
  • How To Live Without Your Parents* (ABC) – Sarah Chalke returns to tv as a single mom returning to her parents’.
  • Legit (Fx) – An offbeat comedy about a terrible guy trying to be a not terrible guy, it’s a little too Larry David-ish for me.
  • Monday Mornings (TNT) – I feel like this premiered and I missed it.
  • Newsreaders (AdSw) – A spin-off of Children’s Hospital, for whatever that means to you.
  • Out There* (IFC) – Animated monsteresque kids in action.
  • Red Widow* (ABC) – Russian mafia for a newly single mom.
  • Ripper Street (BBCA) – Set following the murders of Jack the Ripper the cops try to deal with the latest crimes, I tried the first of this but just wasn’t that into it.
  • Vikings* (Hist) – The first scripted series from the historians, and it’s about vikings.
  • Washington Heights (MTV) – Twenty-somethings, blah blah.
  • Zero Hour (ABC) – Chasing conspiracies keep our protagonists busy.

* Still to come, stay tuned to ‘next week’s for premiere dates.

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new and noteworthy tv: 2/11-2/17

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Monday

  • Bizarre Foods America (Trav, 9pm) Season Premiere – Blackened snakehead sammie, yum.
  • Bang Goes the Theory (BBCA, 10:20pm) Series Premiere – Sciency stunts and innovations.
  • Inside Comedy (Show, 11pm) Season Premiere – Louis CK kicks off the season.

Tuesday

  • The Face (Oxy, 9pm) Series Premiere – For those who just can’t smize anymore, follow Nigel Barker to another model/panel program, I can’t take ANTM, why do I feel compelled to check this out? 

Wednesday

  • Survivor (CBS, 8pm) Season Premiere – Fans vs. favorites.
  • Hoarding/My Strangest Addiction (TLC, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – More looking at the people who make me feel super clean and normal.
  • Southland (TNT, 10pm) Season Premiere – More cop drama, this one’s a good one.

Thursday

  • Zero Hour (ABC, 8pm) Series Premiere – I think this is kind of like National Treasure Da Vinci Code kind of series, worth a watch. 
  • Swamp People/Big Rig Bounty Hunters (Hist, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – People in the swamp and then tacking down missing trucks.
  • Freakshow/Immortalized (AMC, 9:30/10pm) Series Premieres – A look at Venice Beach Freakshow and then taxidermi-rastic.
  • Ridiculousness/Failosophy (MTV, 10/10:30pm) Season/Series Premieres – Pauly D breaks down viral videos and then comedians mock web fails.

Friday

  • Spontaneous Construction (HGTV, 8pm) Series Premiere – Flash mobs and renovation go hand in hand. 

Saturday

  • Wendell & Vinnie (Nick, 8:30pm) Series Premiere – Adapting to a new guardian sitcom-style. 

Sunday

  • The Amazing Race (CBS, 8pm) Season Premiere – The race is on!

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

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procrastinator picks – must see movies

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Looking back through the movies of the year it was difficult, as always, to cull ten of these. And then even more difficult trying to put them in order. Am I just getting too old to remember what I watched and how much I enjoyed it throughout the year? Perhaps if I start grading along the way it’ll ease my subjective recollection. Oh and of course I haven’t seen everything so check out what’s bold in the Critic’s Picks if you want to know what pool I was drawing from.

Standard caveats apply, it was a pretty indie year for me and here’s where I’m at, I think:

  1. The Perks of Being a Wallflower – I’m a sucker for a misfit teen flick and this coming of age piece struck all the right notes, the awkward and the tragic are mixed with enough humor and truly touching moments, along with great cultural references to make it a real perk.
  2. Silver Linings Playbook – I thought Bradley Cooper, and the entire cast, did a beautiful job of conveying the edge of true crazy and the precarious balance that can push a person either way, while the wrap-up may have been a bit on the tidy side after a not so silver lined voyage I enjoyed it.
  3. The Hunger Games – So no I never read the books but I thought the flick did a great job of portraying a lot of content and a lot of action in a dystopian post-apocalyptic flick, while of course making me like that bow shooting, moral code keeping, Jennifer Lawrence all the more.
  4. Hit & Run – I had doubts about Kristen Bell’s dude Dax’s action comedy but quite enjoyed the chasing and fleeing of the recently discovered Witness Protectee trying to get his best gal to her nonviolent conflict resolution job interview, with a wonderful supporting cast.
  5. Safety Not Guaranteed – Low expectations are sometimes the best experiences, the quirky cast of Aubrey Plaza, Mark Duplass, and Jake Johnson are well suited for this offbeat journalist covers a story about a dude who is gonna time travel, what happens when our undercover lady reporter gets too involved?
  6. Moonrise Kingdom – A very Wes Anderson film with great casting and an incredible visual style as we follow the romance of youngsters across a New England island, though it may not have been the perfect arc it hit all the right notes to make me appreciate the kingdom.
  7. Lincoln – That Daniel Day-Lewis does an amazing job portraying the man and the efforts around the passage of the Thirteenth Amendment, which is a good thing because it’s an awful lot of him telling Lincoln tales.
  8. The Dark Knight Rises – I maybe am not giving this movie credit based solely on this chapter, skewed by my love of this reinvention and of Christian Bale and my sadness to see it end, maybe a little too comparable to the initial take by the end I was still hoping to see what came next.
  9. Argo – Tense throughout, in almost a comical way, they did a nice job capturing the look and feel and emotion of the hidden non hostages from the US Embassy in Tehran and our hero Affleck who acted and directed their ordeal.
  10. Beasts of the Southern Wild – One is torn between wanting to get our young protagonist out of her isolated Louisiana bayou community and keeping it perfectly preserved, the mix of fantasy adds a nice touch to the journey of the storm and flooding as well as the family and community.

What did you love last year? Hate?

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new and noteworthy tv: 2/4-2/10

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Monday

  • Rules of Engagement (CBS, 8:30pm) Season Premiere – What, this show’s still on?
  • Monday Mornings (TNT, 10pm) Series Premiere – Medical melodrama with a dash of ridiculous, I’ll check at least one.

Tuesday

  • Betty White’s 2nd Annual 90th Birthday Special (NBC, 8pm) – Blow those candles.
  • Smash (NBC, 9pm) Season Premiere – Taking it to Broadway.
  • Tosh.0 (Com, 10pm) Season Premiere – Shouldn’t this be like Tosh.4 by now?

Wednesday

  • American Idol (Fox, 8pm) The Hollywood rounds start, might I take a peek?

Thursday

  • Community (NBC, 8pm) Season Premiere – Will the new showrunner keep that special something?
  • Brand X With Russell Brand (FX, 11:30pm) Season Premiere – More Russell.

Friday

  • The Job (CBS, 8pm) Series Premiere – Compete for a job.
  • Touch (Fox, 8pm) Season Premiere – Kiefer keeps following his son.
  • Something Borrowed, Something New (TLC, 10pm) Series Premiere – Wedding it up.
  • The Jenny McCarthy Show (VH1, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – Why did I think she was going to OWN?

Saturday

  • Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown (ABC, 8pm) – St. Valentine’s festivities.
  • Oddities/Odd Folks Home (Sci, 9/9:30) Season/Series Premieres – A shop of oddities and then a trip to some of the folk’s houses. 

Sunday

  • The Grammy Awards (CBS, 8pm) – Sing it. 
  • SNL in the ’80s (NBC, 9pm) – Lost and found.
  • Battlestar Gallactica: Blood & Chrome (Syfy, 9pm) What happened when Adama was a youth? for those of you who missed this online.
  • Gypsy Sisters (TLC, 9pm) Series Premiere – Life with a gypsy family in West Virginia.
  • Snapped (Oxy, 9pm) Season Premiere – Sometimes I think I might snap.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

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