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new and noteworthy tv: 7/23-7/29

July 18, 2012 No Comments

Scheduling conflicts are giving us a head start on next week, good thing there’s lots of Olympics to get ready for…

Monday

Bachelor Pad (ABC, 8pm) Season Premiere – The super fans join a new crop.
Warehouse 13/Alphas (Syfy, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – More freaky stuff for the team to stick in the warehouse and more freaky abilities and the struggle to keep them on the straight and narrow.
In the Big House (Logo, 10pm) Series Premiere – More reality families.
I’m Having Their Baby (Oxy, 11pm) Series Premiere – A look at people having other people’s babies?

Tuesday

15 Awesomest Boy Bands (E!, 9pm) – What else are you going to do on a Tuesday.

Wednesday

Clios (NBC, 8pm) – Best commercials.
Top Chef Masters (Brav, 10pm) Season Premiere – Vegas baby!
WakeBrothers (MTV, 11pm) Series Premiere – What do professional wakeboarding brothers do when they hang out?

Thursday

Code 9 (Dis, 8pm) Series Premiere – Hidden camera hijinks.
3 (CBS, 10pm) Series Premiere – A few, let’s say three, ladies meet some eligible dudes.

Friday

2012 Olympic Summer Games (NBC, 7:30pm) – The opening ceremonies officially kick things off, though women’s soccer starts on Wednesday, check out MSNBC, NBCSN, CNBC, and when all else fails: http://www.nbcolympics.com/ for additional listings throughout the run.

Saturday

2012 Olympic Summer Games (NBC) – Cycling starts at 5am with Tour familiar Mark Cavendish and then we get some early rounds of swimming, women’s basketball, rowing, women’s and beach volleyball before leading into primetime coverage including swimming finals, men’s gymnastic qualifying and early-round Beach Volleyball; followed by late night weight lifting and table tennis.

Sunday

2012 Olympic Summer Games (NBC) – More cycling, swimming, men’s and beach volleyball, gymnastics, water polo, rowing leading into primetime coverage for women’s gymnastics qualifying, swimming finals, and diving; followed by late night canoe and kayak.
Hillbilly Handfishin’ (AnPl, 8pm) Season Premiere – Fishin’.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

new and noteworthy tv: 7/16-7/22

July 14, 2012 1 Comment

The final week of the tour should be getting folks in shape for Olympic coverage coming next week…

Monday

The Batmobile (CW, 8pm) – Sadly I don’t know if we’ll see any Christian Bale in the evolution of the Batmobile.
Eureka (Syfy, 8/9pm) Series Finale – What will go wrong in Eureka next and will they live happily ever after, I’m kinda over this show but always kinda sad to say goodbye.
Market Warriors (PBS, 9pm) Series Premiere – Flea market fun.
Degrassi (Teen, 10pm) Season Premiere – More teen Canadian drama.

Tuesday

American Gypsies (NGC, 9pm) Series Premiere – Let’s follow along with some Manhattan psychic gypsies.
The LA Complex (CW, 9pm) Season Premiere – When Canadian teens want to make it big they go to LA, this was so bad it was good and then it just got bad, do I tune back in?

Wednesday

Mama Drama (VH1, 11pm) Series Premiere – Mothers and daughters together again.

Thursday

Project Runway (Life, 9pm) Season Premiere – We’re back from the All Stars!
Great Lake Warriors (Hist, 10pm) Series Premiere – Sailors operating tugboats on Great Lakes.
Sullivan & Son (TBS, 10pm) Series Premiere – A son returns to buy back his dad’s bar, and the actor is a comedian, so I think it’s supposed to be funny.

Friday

King of Dirt (DIY, 9pm) Season Premiere – Landscape away.
John Oliver’s New York Stand-Up Show (Com, 11pm) Season Premiere – More stand-up.

Saturday

30 Greatest NBC Olympic Moments (NBC, 8pm) – USA, USA, USA!
Rove LA (TVG, 10pm) Series Premiere – Australian comedian interviews US stars.

Sunday

Tour de France (NBC, 10am) – The final week’s coverage on NBCSN rides into Paris for the glory lap and a final sprint stage, will the jerseys change hands before then?
Teen Choice Awards (Fox, 8pm) – Because our teen icons need to be honored.
Bar Rescue (Spike, 9pm) Season Premiere – Transformation of failing bars.
The Bachelorette (ABC, 8/10pm) Season Finale – I have at least one friend who still watches these, she picks and then they all talk…
Flip Men (Spike, 10pm) Season Premiere – Turning foreclosures around.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

new and noteworthy tv: 7/9-7/15

July 6, 2012 No Comments

Relieve to have the Tour as my only sports obligation, I mean it’s a fun obligation but it’s a lot of tv…

Monday

Tour de France (NBCSN, 5am) – Another week kicks off with the time trials, will Wiggins prevail?
Bizarre Foods in America (Trav, 9pm) Season Premiere – $750 cupcake?
The Closer/Perception (TNT, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premiere – Goodbye to Brenda and hello to Eric McCormack and his psychotically induced imaginary friends as he joins Rachel Leigh Cook to solve FBI cases.
The Bad Girls Club (Oxy, 10pm) Season Premiere – More bad.
Opening Act (E!, 10pm) Series Premiere – Picking a band from the online competition sounds like a recipe for success.

Tuesday

Destination Truth (Syfy, 8pm) Season Premiere – Bigfoots and Goblins oh my!
Hardcore Pawn (Tru, 9pm) Season Premiere – I’m sure there is a difference amongst the pawn shows but…
Trust Us With Your Life/NY Med (ABC, 9/10pm) Series Premieres – Celebrity improv and another visit to another hospital to see how the real healers heal.
White Collar/Covert Affair (USA, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – How Neal gets back into the FBI fold from his island escape is I’m sure one plot twist away and more CIA thrills.

Wednesday

Beverly Hills Nannies (ABCFam, 9pm) Series Premiere – Writing that title makes me physically ill.
Damages /Hit & Miss (DirTV, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – Those crazy legal ladies are back, and then Chloe Sevigny as a contract killer who happens to be a transsexual, you bet.
Toddlers and Tiaras (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – More of this.
The Franchise (Show, 10pm) Season Premiere – A season with the Miami Marlins.
Picked Off (Hist, 10pm) Series Premiere – Throw team competition into a pawn show.
Restaurant: Impossible (Food, 10pm) Season Premiere – Steak and Seafood done wrong?

Thursday

Big Brother (CBS, 9pm) Season Premiere – Is this show still on?
Natural Born Sellers (HGTV, 9pm) Series Premiere – Too lazy to look up what they’re selling.
The Real L Word/Polyamory (Show, 10/11pm) Season/Series Premieres – NYC lesbians join and relationships multi partner style.
Property Wars (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – Battle on.
Top Spot (Trav, 10pm) Series Premiere – Your pick of the best of three.

Friday

Tyler Perry’s for Better or for Worse (TBS, 9pm) Season Premiere – I guess worse is more dramatic…

Saturday

Dark Matters (Sci, 10pm) Season Premiere – Looking into the dark?

Sunday

Leverage (TNT, 8pm) Season Premiere – I just can’t resist this fluffy con/heist show.
Breaking Bad/Small Town Security (AMC, 10/11pm) Season/Series Premiere – Walt and Jesse appear to have survived another season and the reality of private security.
Political Animals (USA, 10pm) Series Premiere – Word is good on this Sigourney Weaver as fictional not Hillary Clinton.
Strange Sex (TLC, 10pm) Season Premiere – More sexual irregularities.
3 Days to Open with Bobby Flay (Food, 10pm) Series Premiere – Can he help in time?
Combat Pawn (Tru, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – How much pawn can we take?

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

new and noteworthy tv: 7/2-7/8

July 1, 2012 No Comments

Still wrapping some sports, but taking it a little bit light for the American holiday week…

Monday

Four Houses (TLC, 10pm) Series Premiere – Decorating times four.
Web Therapy (Show, 11pm) Season Premiere – Lisa Kudrow returns as the therapist most in need of therapy.

Tuesday

Michael Wood’s Story of England (PBS, 8pm) Series Premiere – History.
Haunted Highway (Syfy, 10pm) Series Premiere – Paranormal roads.

Wednesday

A Capitol Fourth (PBS, 8pm) – Host Tom Bergeron brings music and fireworks.
Macy’s 4th of July Fireworks Spectacular (NBC, 9pm) – Regis hosts with performers and fireworks.
America’s Lost Treasures (NatGeo, 9pm) Series Premiere – Treasure, historical style.
Boston Pops Spectacular (CBS, 10pm) – Orchestra and fireworks.

Thursday

Breakfast at Wimbledon (ESPN, 4am) – Recover from the fourth with a little preshow the the Wimbledon action.

Friday

And recover from the fifth maybe by going out.

Saturday

Tour de France (NBC, 5am) – Stages 7 & 8 hit the network for a little weekend viewing, otherwise catch one of the many showings on NBCSN.
Wimbledon Highlights (ABC, 1pm, Sat & Sun) – Randomly the Wimbledon finals for both men and women are noted as “highlights” on ABC so keep the recording set for ESPN at 6am for what should be the full events.
Dog Whisperer (NatGeo, 8pm) Season Premiere – Cesar begins his final season of dog (or owner) interventions.
The Walking Dead (AMC, 8:30am) – Catch up from the beginning starting on Saturday or just the TiVo lost second half of season two starting Sunday at 11:30am.

Sunday

Big Ang (VH1, 9pm) Series Premiere – A mob wife gets her own show.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

new and noteworthy tv: 6/25-7/1

June 22, 2012 No Comments

Starting the sporting portion of our summer schedule…

Monday

Wimbledon (ESPN2, 3:30am) – The fortnight of tennis begins!
Tour de France Preview (NBCSN, 8am, and various) – Who’s who and who to watch at this year’s tour.
Olympic Trials (NBC, 8pm, ongoing + NBCSN) – Swimming! The trials are starting and the focus on the pool begins as we get a look at the times Lochte and Phelps will be throwing down, other trials are taking place on cable including Track & Field, Diving, and Gymnastics.
Mobster Confessions (Disc, 9pm) Series Premiere – Mobster tales.
Hollywood Exes (VH1, 10pm) Series Premiere – Stop the madness, if you stop watching these shows they will go away.

Tuesday

Craft Wars (TLC, 10pm) Series Premiere – Tori Spelling hosts this competition of crafting.
Retired at 35 (TVL, 10pm) Season Premiere – Has this dude been unemployed for a year?

Wednesday

Final Witness (ABC, 10pm) Series Premiere – I think this is a combo of investigating and reenacting crimes.
The Real World (MTV, 10pm) Season Premiere – Apparently they haven’t run out of people or places to be real.

Thursday

Wipeout (ABC, 9pm) Season Premiere – Nerdy dudes vs. hot dudettes.
Anger Management/Louie/Brand X with Russell Brand (FX, 9/10/10:30pm) Series/Season Premieres – A new start for Charlie and Russell and another bad day for Louie.
Trip Flip (Trav, 9pm) Series Premiere – Excursions.
Chef Wanted with Anne Burrell (Food, 10pm) Series Premiere – Anne finds someone to turn restaurants around.
Awkward (MTV, 10:30pm) Season Premiere – Welcome back another season of romance and public humiliation as only high school can bring.

Friday

Chasing UFOs (NGC, 9pm) Series Premiere – A skeptic, a believer, and an undecided go chasing lights…
XIII (Reelz, 9pm) Series Premiere – A secret agent looks for his true identity, I’m thinking Bourne-esque, might be worth a look.

Saturday

Tour de France (NBCSN, 5am) – The boys are hitting the road for the first stage in the tour, get your dvrs cleared off!
X Games (ABC, 10am, various and ESPN/2) – The games kick it off on Thursday hitting network on the weekend for another crop of crazy runs and hopefully only minor injuries.
ER Nights (Health, 10pm) Series Premiere – Night time medical visits.

Sunday

Queen & Country (PBS, 8pm) Series Premiere – Starting with a look at the guards of the queen.
Weeds/Episodes (Show, 10/10:30pm) Season Premieres – Kicking off the final season of Weeds, do I move on past season three? and another season of Joey.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

new and noteworthy tv: 6/4-6/10

June 3, 2012 No Comments

Tomorrow will be a week without TiVo, and thusly cable, but with the expected arrival tomorrow I can figure out what I’ve been missing, fortunately I think with the start of summer not much…

Monday

Hell’s Kitchen/Masterchef (Fox, 8/9pm) Season Premieres – It’s the Gordon Ramsay channel.
Real Housewives of NYC (Brav, 9pm) Season Premiere – Housewives.
Push Girls (Sund, 10pm) Series Premiere – Reality hits the wheelchair set.
Cajun Pawn Stars (Hist, 10:30pm) Season Premiere – Cajun pawning.

Tuesday

Pretty Little Liars/Jane by Design (ABCFam, 8/9pm) Season Premieres – More campy and fashiony drama.
Love in the Wild (NBC, 9pm) Season Premiere – Singles in the jungle.
Dance Moms (Life, 9pm) Season Premiere – Child torture?
Rizzoli & Isles/Franklin & Bash (TNT, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – Not the best of the procedural shows but mindless drama with decent casts.
Kendra On Top (WE, 10pm) Series Premiere – Is it worth stating my irritation of reality stars getting more reality shows?
Storage Wars (A&E, 10pm) Season Premiere – What’s in your unit?

Wednesday

CMT Music Awards /My Big Redneck Vacation (CMT, 8/10:30pm) Season Premiere – Country singers and odd vacations.
Adam Richman’s Best Sandwich in America (Trav, 9pm) Series Premiere – I do like a good sandwich.
Haunted Collector (Syfy, 9pm) Season Premiere – Checking out the haunted.
Million Dollar Listing (Brav, 9pm) Season Premiere – Isn’t everything in LA over a million?
Property Brothers (HGTV, 9pm) Season Premiere – Checking out a new pad.
Royal Pains /Necessary Roughness (USA, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – More fluffy formulas, Hamptons doc and sports shrink.
Fast n’ Loud (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – Vintage auto restorations.
Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman (Sci, 10pm) Season Premiere – Sciency questions.

Thursday

Take Me Out/The Choice (Fox, 8/9pm) Series Premieres – Women pick men who pick women, followed by a dating use for the Voice chairs, pass.
Saving Hope (NBC, 9pm) Series Premiere – Dr in a coma roams the halls?
Selling London (HGTV, 9:30pm) Series Premiere – Property for you.
Cajun Justice (A&E, 10pm) Series Premiere – Just put Cajun in front of any existing show.

Friday

Lives on Fire (OWN, 9pm) Series Premiere – Following female firefighters.
Comedy Bang! Bang!/Bunk (IFC, 10/10:30pm) Series Premieres – Late night talking and gaming.

Saturday

Million Dollar Neighborhood/Real Life: The Musical (OWN, 9pm) Series Premieres – Learning how to save a million and saying things musical style.
Redneck Island (CMT, 10pm) Series Premiere – You can also do a redneck slant on anything, like Survivor.

Sunday

French Open (NBC, 6am) – Wrapping up the clay court action.
Tony Awards (CBS, 8pm) – NPH hosts.
Mob Wives Chicago (VH1, 8pm) Series Premiere – They go where the mob is.
True Blood (HBO, 9pm) Season Premiere – No I don’t watch this because I don’t get HBO, I know.
Untamed Americas (NGC, 9pm) Series Premiere – Wildlife.
Bridezillas (WE, 10pm) Season Premiere – Bride action.
Our America with Lisa Ling (OWN, 10pm) Season Premiere – Child beauty pageants, they can’t be good right?
Storage Hunters (Tru, 10pm) Season Premiere – What’s in your unit (déjà vu)?

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

new and noteworthy tv: 5/28-6/3

May 27, 2012 No Comments

And here I thought listings would start quieting down, a few summer series to check out…

Monday

French Open (ESPN2, Various) – Week one of play gets going, will Nadal crush another?
Hemingway & Gellhorn (HBO, 9pm) – Word is good for this dramatic look at Clive Owen and Nicole Kidman as these writers.
Cake Boss/Extreme Couponing (TLC, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – Cakes and coupons.
Gene Simmons Family Jewels/Monster In-Laws (A&E, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – Gene and his family and family in-law dynamics.
Hatfields & McCoys (Hist, 9pm) Mini-series Premiere – Family rivalries drama.
Single Ladies (VH1, 9pm) Season Premiere – A little cast swap but assume the ladies will still bring the same flavor of drama.

Tuesday

The Catalina (CW, 8pm) Series Premiere – A look at the goings on at a real South Beach hotel.
HGTV Design Star (HGTV, 9pm) Season Premiere – Twelve designers design.
Roadtrip with G. Garvin (Cook, 9pm) Series Premiere – Visiting eateries.
What Not to Wear/Big Brooklyn Style (TLC, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premiere – Stacy and Clinton return and then we visit a plus-size clothing store in Brooklyn.
Tosh.0/Workaholics (Com, 10/10:30pm) Season Premieres – The boys are back.

Wednesday

Dogs in the City (CBS, 8pm) Series Premiere – Dog trainer Justin Silver visits some dogs.
Melissa & Joey (ABCF, 8pm) Season Premiere – Who’s the Boss-esque update is back.

Thursday

Breaking Pointe (CW, 8pm) Series Premiere – The world of ballet reality-style.
Final Offer (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – A more selective bidding on big ticket items.
LA Hair (WE, 10pm) Series Premiere – Celebrity stylist.
Mountain Men (Hist, 10pm) Series Premiere – Outdoorsmen live off the wilderness.

Friday

Whale Wars/Louisiana Lockdown (AnPl, 6/7pm) Season/Series Premiere – Whaling and prison.
Culinary Adventures of Baron Ambrosia (Cook, 10pm) Series Premiere – On the hunt for tasty treats.
My Yard Goes Disney/House Hunters on Vacation (HGTV, 8/8:30pm) Season Premieres – Disney themed yards has a whole show? and you know vacation houses.

Saturday

The Glee Project (Oxy, 7pm) – The casting special heads into the show that I actually enjoyed for it’s focus on casting of a specific show and not just talent, I won’t hold lackluster performances by winners on last season’s Glee against them.
It’s Me or the Dog (AnPl, 7pm) Season Premiere – Dogs gone wild.
Easy Chinese (Cook, 8:30pm) Season Premiere – Chinese food made easy.
Iyanla, Fix My Life (OWN, 10pm) Series Premiere – Iyanla and Oprah patched it up now you can see her work again.

Sunday

Adele Live in London/Miss USA Pageant (NBC, 8/9pm) – Specials.
Secret Millionaire/Extreme Makeover Weightloss (ABC, 8pm) – Rich people pop by to visit poor people and focus on weightloss.
Drop Dead Diva (Life, 9pm) Season Premiere – Ridiculous premise made cute, with the merging of lives of the model drops into a lawyer’s body.
Empire Girls (Style, 9pm) Series Premiere – More reality of reality stars.
The Glades/Longmire (A&E, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – The return of the detective that I almost find entertaining and a look at Wyoming lawman based on the book series with intriguing enough cast to tune in.
Ice Road Truckers (Hist, 9pm) Season Premiere – I think there’s ice, roads, and trucks.
MTV Movie Awards (MTV, 9pm) – Its own brand of movie awards.
Are You Normal, America? (OWN, 10pm) Series Premiere – Oprah’s look at what’s normal.
Call of the Wildman (AnPl, 10pm) Season Premiere – He’s looking into nature.
Head Games (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – Delving into the human brain.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

new and noteworthy tv: 5/14-5/20

May 13, 2012 No Comments

Schedules and cancellations rolling out, time to prune my season pass list…

Monday

America’s Got Talent (NBC, 8pm) Season Premiere – Howard Stern joins.
The Bachelorette (ABC, 9:30pm) Season Premiere – Dates, roses, whatever.
Outlaw Empires (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – Kurt Sutter supplements Sons of Anarchy with a look at real life criminal organizations.

Tuesday

Pregnant in Heels (Brav, 10pm) Season Premiere – Maternity concierge is pregnant herself.

Wednesday

ANTM (CW, 8/9pm) – Maybe it’s time to check back in on the British invasion.

Thursday

American Idol (Fox, 8pm) – Aren’t we done with this yet?

Friday

Tron: Uprising, Beck’s Beginning (Dis, 9:30pm) Series Premiere – There’s more story to tell about Tron.

Saturday

Hard Parts (Speed, 11pm) Series Premiere – Haven’t you always wanted to watch someone track down hard to find auto parts?

Sunday

AMGEN Tour of California (NBC, 10am) – The cable coverage wraps up on NBC as the guys head into Los Angeles.
Billboard Music Awards (ABC, 8pm) – Performances, awards.
Keeping Up with the Kardashians (E!, 9pm) Season Premiere – Whatever.
Jessie Stone: Benefit of the Doubt (CBS, 9pm) – Tom Selleck returns to the role that is much better than that Blue Bloods thing he does.
Mrs Eastwood and Company (E!, 10pm) Series Premiere – Managing a South African singing group.
Mystery Diners (Food, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – Can a hidden camera catch a thief?

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

new and noteworthy tv: 3/12-3/18

March 11, 2012 No Comments

I’m finally making a dent in my backlog…

Monday

The Bachelor (ABC, 10pm) – After the final rose.
Navajo Cops (NGC, 10pm) Series Premiere – Cops Indian reserve style.

Tuesday

Fashion Star (NBC, 9:30pm) Series Premiere – Jessica Simpson, John Varvatos, and Nicole Richie mentor the latest fashion designers, the new feature is you can buy the winning clothes.

Wednesday

South Park/Ugly Americans (Com, 10/10:30pm) Season Premieres – Animation amusement.
Monster Man (Syfy, 11pm) Series Premiere – Creating monsters is the family business.

Thursday

Community (NBC, 8pm) Season Premiere – Ok so it’s sort of a midseason return but I am happy to have it back.
Missing (ABC, 8pm) Series Premiere – Ashley Judd isn’t a CIA agent, she’s just a mom looking for her son! I’ve seen this preview a bunch and will tune in but have low hopes.
Behind the Music (VH1, 9pm) Season Premiere – But wait there are more stories to tell.
The First 48: Missing Persons (A&E, 10pm) Season Premiere – People are missing.
Sweet Genius (Food, 10pm) Season Premiere – Chocolaty treats.

Friday

Fairly Legal/In Plain Sight (USA, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – A couple of feisty gals return.
Four Weddings (TLC, 10pm) Season Premiere – And a hookah lounge.

Saturday

Tennis (ABC, Sat/Sun, 11am, ESPN2 earlier in the week) – ATP tennis from Indian Wells, Ca.

Sunday

Frozen Planet/Unchained Reaction (Disc, 8/10pm) Series Premieres – Artics and creating chain reaction contraptions.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

new and noteworthy tv: 1/30-2/5

January 29, 2012 No Comments

Hmm, maybe it’s a good week to get back to dvds, or streaming, or whatever its called these days…

Monday

The Amandas (Style, 8pm) Series Premiere – Amanda and her minions organize.
RuPaul’s Drag Race (Logo, 9pm) Season Premiere – Elvira guest judges.

Tuesday

Sorority Girls/Undercover Princes (TLC, 9/10pm) Series Premieres – If I understand these reality shows, US sorority girls and actual Princes go to England to find girls.
Tosh.0/Kay & Peele (Com, 10/10:30pm) Season/Series Premiere – More Tosh and more sketch comedy.

Wednesday

Super Bowl’s Greatest Commercials (CBS, 8pm) – Because there won’t be enough talk about commercials on Sunday.
Beast Tracker (Disc, 9pm) Series Premiere – Starting with gators.

Thursday

I Just Want My Pants Back (MTV, 11pm) Series Premiere – A sitcom and since its MTV it focuses on a twentysomething slacker, who apparently slept with a chick who stole his pants.

Friday

Who Do You Think You Are? (NBC, 8pm) Season Premiere – More celebrity genealogy.
Man Caves (DIY, 9pm) Season Premiere – Makeovers dude style.
Killer Trials (ID, 10pm) Series Premiere – A look at more true crimes.

Saturday

Candice Tells All (HGTV, 8pm) Season Premiere – More home transformations.
How to Rock (Nick, 8:30pm) Series Premiere – Popular no more after braces and glasses, a new band and some heartwarming hijinks will solve that.
NFL Honors (NBC, 9pm) – Because being in the NFL has no glory.
Unfaithful (OWN, 9pm) Season Premiere – I’m not sure looking at people unfaithful in their marriages hits the tone I think of as Oprah.
Renovation Realities (DIY, 9pm) Season Premiere – Renovations are hard.

Sunday

Puppy Bowl (AnPl, noon) – I don’t know that the puppies understand the rules but they’re always cute.
Superbowl (NBC, 3pm) – Patriots vs. Giants.
The Voice (NBC, 7pm) Season Premiere – I kind of liked this last season but after not having watched any X Factor or the current early Idol rounds I may just be music saturated.
Jimmy Fallons’s Super Bowl Special (NBC, 10pm) – Apparently it’s a special.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

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