new and noteworthy tv: 10/28-11/3

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Monday

  • Love & Hip Hop/Chrissy & Mr Jones (VH1, 8/9pm) Season Premieres – Realities continue.

Tuesday

  • Restaurant Redemption (Cook, 5pm) Series Premiere – Helping out struggling Asian restaurants.
  • Little People, Big World (TLC, 6pm) Season Premiere – More world.
  • Naked Vegas (Syfy, 10pm) Series Premiere – Because we haven’t yet focused on artists specializing in body painting.

Wednesday

  • The Art Of (Ova, 5pm) Season Premiere – Starting with a look at costume designers.
  • Extreme Cheapskates (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – Sharing a toothbrush?
  • Girl Code/Ke$ha (MTV, 10/10:30pm) Season Premiere – More girls and more of that girl.

Thursday

  • SNL Halloween/It’s the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown (NBC/ABC, 8pm) – Happy Halloween!
  • The Returned (Sun, 9pm) Series Premiere – Airing of eight part supernatural French drama, might be worth an all hallows eve look.

Friday

  • Time of Death (Show, 9pm) Series Premiere – Profiles of people living out their final days.
  • The Dead Files (Trav, 10pm) Season Premiere – On a very different note, paranormal profiles.

Saturday

  • 2013 Breeders’ Cup (NBC, 5pm) – The 30th cup concludes.
  • Pit Bulls & Parolees (AnPl, 6pm) Season Premiere – More of each?
  • Flipping Vegas (A&E, 10pm) Season Premiere – Cat house.
  • Houston Beauty (OWN, 10pm) Series Premiere – Beauty schooling.

Sunday

  • The Real Housewives of Atlanta/Fashion Queens (Brav, 8/11:30pm) Season Premieres – More of that and then a look at the fashion across the airwaves.
  • Restaurant Express (Food, 9pm) Series Premiere – Vegas baby! Nine contestants arrive.
  • America Declassified (Trav, 10pm) Series Premiere – Mysteries and conspiracies across the country.

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new and noteworthy tv: 10/21-10/28

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Monday

  • Bar Hunters (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – Perfect location for a bar?

Tuesday

  • American Hoggers (A&E, 7pm) Season Premiere – Hiring some help.
  • Mother of All Talent (TVGN, 8pm) Series Premiere – Can they find the right stars and can they get them where they need to go?
  • Ravenswood (ABCF, 9pm) Series Premiere – The latest spin-off brings us to a town nearby to the Pretty Little Liar, filled with lots of drama you can be sure.
  • The Car Chasers (CNBC, 10pm) Season Premiere – More cars more locations.
  • American Daredevils (Hist, 10pm) Series Premiere – A look at the lives of stuntmen.
  • Chasing Nashville (Life, 10pm) Series Premiere – A look at four Appalachian teens trying to make it in Nashville.
  • Snooki & Jwoww (MTV, 10pm) Season Premiere – They’re apparently still making these.
  • Trust Me I’m a Game Show Host (TBS, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – Hosts deceive in this comedic competition.

Wednesday

  • World Series (Fox, 4:30) – The baseball.
  • Restaurant: Impossible (Food, 10pm) Season Premiere – Make over the meal makers.

Thursday

  • Restaurant Divided (Food, 10pm) Series Premiere – Rocco DiSpirito helps family restaurants.
  • Scrubbing In (MTV, 10pm) Series Premiere – A look at some nurses who leave home to help at understaffed hospitals.

Friday

  • Adam Devine’s House Party (Com, 12:30am) Series Premiere – Sketches and stand-up.
  • Gold Rush (Disc, 7pm) Season Premiere – Pay day?
  • The Carrie Diaries (CW, 8pm) Season Premiere – Meet Samantha Jones.
  • Styled to Rock (Brav, 8pm) Series Premiere – Rihanna works with wanna be rock stylists in this latest competition.
  • Grimm/Dracula (NBC, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – Will our hero wake up from his slumber and then the latest look at our vampire pal, this time Jonathan Rhys Meyers.
  • Secret Princes (TLC, 10pm) Season Premiere – Four princes look for their princesses in Austin.
  • Strike Back (Cin, 10pm) Season Premiere – Action packed drama for the troubled special forces guy.

Saturday

  • Spooksville (Hub, 10pm) Series Premiere – Move in to a new town with some supernatural intrigue.

Sunday

  • The Governor’s Wife (A&E, 10pm) Series Premiere – A look at the former Louisiana governor and his young bride.

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new and noteworthy tv: 10/14-10/20

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The premieres are getting closer to wrapping up so I’m getting closer to culling it back down to a watchable list, one or two more to go…

Monday

  • Russell Peters vs the World (Net, 12:01am) Series Premiere – Check out his world tour, whoever he is.

Tuesday

  • The Biggest Loser (NBC, 8pm) Season Premiere – From the promos I know that Ruben Studdard is on.
  • Baggage Battles (Trav, 9pm) Season Premiere – More unclaimed items up for bid.
  • Real Husbands of Hollywood (BET, 10pm) Season Premiere – So some stuff happens with some people.

Wednesday

  • Toy Story of Terror! (ABC, 8pm) – The toys face their fear.
  • Nature (PBS, 8pm) Season Premiere – The season starts with otters, who are in fact adorable.

Thursday

  • Big Bad Wood (NGC, 9pm) Series Premiere – Following tree cutting companies.
  • Reign (CW, 9pm) Series Premiere – Formalized marriage meets some complication, worth taking a peek at this new take on the old, well young monarchs.
  • White Collar (USA, 9pm) Season Premiere – Can Neal clear Peter’s name, was sort of over this last season but let’s hope they can keep the episodic fun without too much overarching drag.
  • #Rampage4Real (Spike, 11pm) Series Premiere – Following fighter Quinton “Rampage” Jackson.

Friday

  • What Not to Wear (TLC, 8/9pm) Series Finale – Stacy and Clinton answer some viewer mail and then offer their final tips on combining color, pattern, texture, and shine.
  • Comedy Bang! Bang!/The Birthday Boys (IFC, 10/10:30pm) Season/Series Premieres – Rainn Wilson and Andy Daly guest and then more sketch-comedy.

Saturday

  • When Calls the Heart (Hall, 9pm) Series Premiere – Based on Janette Oke’s Canadian West book series, city teacher hits the frontier.
  • Dancing on the Edge (Starz, 10pm) Mini-Series Premiere – Kicking off with upstart jazz band in this five part dramatic series.
  • The Graham Norton Show (BBCA, 11pm) Season Premiere – Guests Benedict Cumberbatch and… oh you had me at Benedict.

Sunday

  • Guy’s Grocery Games (Food, 8pm) Series Premiere – Cooking competition right in the store.
  • Queer Eye (Brav, 9pm) – Reunion special 10 Years later.

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new and noteworthy tv: 10/7-10/13

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Time conflict number two presents itself, Monday at 8 with the return of Hart of Dixie up against Bones and How I Met Your Mother

Monday

  • Hart of Dixie/Beauty and the Beast (CW, 8/9pm) Season Premieres – Will Zoe stay in Bluebell, not great but still a cute show, and then more of the pretty dumb, or pretty but dumb.
  • Dream School (Sun, 10pm) Series Premiere – A docuseries focusing on 50 cents effort to educate troubled youth with teachers such as Oliver Stone and David Arquette.

Tuesday

  • Supernatural (CW, 9pm) Season Premiere – The brothers battle on.
  • Criss Angel BeLIEve (Spike, 11pm) Series Premiere – Magic?

Wednesday

  • American Pickers (Hist, 5/6/7pm) Season Premiere – A best of leads into the new season.
  • Arrow/The Tomorrow People (CW, 8/9pm) Season/Series Premieres – More fight for right and then the latest take on folks getting powers, worth a check I suppose.
  • Full Circle/Call Me Fitz/Less Than Kind (Dir, 9/10/11pm) Series/Season Premieres – A new Neil LaBute take on dinner conversations
  • American Horror Story (Fx, 10pm) Season Premiere – I was off this last season but am intrigued by the new take on witches, do I or don’t I?
  • Big Tips Texas (MTV, 10pm) Series Premiere – Women working at a Texas bar,
  • Preachers of LA (Oxy, 10pm) Series Premiere – A look at six different pastors of megachurches.

Thursday

  • Alaska Gold (AnPl, 8pm) Series Premiere – A California woman and her four daughters work Alaskan mines.
  • Once Upon a Time in Wonderland (ABC, 8pm) Series Premiere – Another spinoff of a show I don’t watch, I suppose I could check in to see what’s up with their take on Alice.
  • Pawn Stars (Hist, 10pm) Season Premiere – More stuff.
  • Million Dollar Shoppers (Life, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – Might tune in to check out a possible career as a high end personal shopper.

Friday

  • Gold Rush (Disc, 8pm) Season Premiere – Million dollar season?

Saturday

  • Vanilla Ice Goes Amish (DIY 10pm) Series Premiere – Yeah, you read that right.

Sunday

  • America’s Funniest home Videos (ABC, 7pm) Season Premiere – What’s the prize for this, maybe I should get my vine on and enter.
  • The Walking Dead/Talking Dead/Comic Book Men (AMC, 9/10/11:59pm) Season Premieres – I’m still liking the zombie fights and the moral decisions, then talking about it and more comic book store tales.

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new and noteworthy tv: 9/30-10/6

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Ok I’m not that excited about anything this week, so if it was a new comedy or drama I underlined, take that with a grain of salt…

Monday

  • iHeart Radio Music Festival (CW, 8pm, Tues) – Music and stuff.
  • We Are Men (CBS, 8:30pm) Series Premiere – Tony Shalhoub, Jerry O’Connell, and Kal Penn welcome newcomer bachelor into the mostly formerly coupled singles apartment complex, some funny guys but not so funny.
  • Monsters Inside Me (AnPl, 9pm) Season Premiere – Is it the flu or something far worse…

Tuesday

  • 30 for 30 (ESPN, 5pm) Season Premiere – Surfing pioneer.
  • Dukes of Haggle (Disc, 7pm) Series Premiere – Guys who haggle?

Wednesday

  • Arrow (CW, 8pm) – A recap of last season and a look ahead.
  • My Grandmother’s Ravioli (Cook, 8pm) Season Premiere – Something cooking and family related?
  • Super Fun Night (ABC, 9:30pm) Series Premiere – Rebel Wilson starts taking the gals out for nights on the town, not sure it’s super fun.
  • Ironside (NBC, 10pm) Series Premiere – Blair Underwood reprises this detective role, still good looking his physically and psychologically damaged role.
  • Top Chef (Brav, 10pm) Season Premiere – Competing New Orleans style.

Thursday

  • North Woods Law (AnPl, 6pm) Season Premiere – Wardens taking care of business.
  • Beyond Scared Straight (A&E, 7pm) Season Premiere – Beyond.
  • Society X With Laura Ling (E!, 7pm) Series Premiere – Designer drugs.
  • Scandal (ABC, 8/10pm) Season Premiere – Moments in the earlier slot pause for Grey’s then premiere it up, I don’t watch but she’s supposed to be good in this sudsy drama, she definitely dresses well.
  • The Vampire Diaries/The Originals (CW, 8/9pm) Season/Series Premieres – I know successful shows spinoff but if I don’t watch the original am I interested in the French Quarter version?
  • The Millers (CBS, 8:30pm) Series Premiere – Another family comedy with some good peeps but questionable reviews I’m willing to see if Beau Bridges, Margo Martindale and Will Arnett can bring it.
  • Welcome to the Family/Sean Saves the World (NBC, 8:30/9pm) Series Premieres – I caught an earlier viewing of the bland mixed families comedy and will give Sean Hayes a shot as a newly full time parent.

Friday

  • Dead or Alive (NatGeo, 6pm) Series Premiere – Grizzly woods.
  • Cassadee Pope (CMT, 10pm) Series Premiere – Rise to stardom?

Saturday

  • Austin City Limits (PBS, 9:30pm) Season Premiere – Juanes and Jesse & Joy.

Sunday

  • Untold Stories of the ER (Health, 6pm) Season Premiere – Untold until now.
  • Cousins Undercover (HGTV, 8pm) Series Premiere – Cousin renovators surprise folks with renovations.
  • Alaska (Disc, 8pm) Season Premiere – Our more northern state.
  • Witches of East End (Life, 10pm) Series Premiere – Not to be confused with The Witches of Eastwich but not sure what the difference is, might tune in to see.
  • Halloween Wars (Food, 9pm) Season Premiere – Teams create a zombie prom.
  • The Paradise (PBS, 9pm) Series Premiere – The latest Masterpiece Classic.
  • Alaskan Women Looking for Love (TLC, 10pm) Series Premiere – When the men run dry where you are…
  • Bar Rescue (Spike, 10pm) Season Premiere – How could a death metal concert bar go wrong?
  • The People’s Couch (Brav, 11:30pm) Series Premiere – Watching people, watching tv, hmm.

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new and noteworthy tv: 9/23-9/29

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My first fall conflict, I’ll catch The Black List Saturday while I give Castle and Hostages a run…

Monday

  • How I Met Your Mother/2 Broke Girls/Mom/Hostages (CBS, 8/9/9:30/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – There have been moments of great humor throughout the years on HIMYM and here’s hoping the final season brings some of those, I can’t recommend Broke but I have to admit I’ve tuned in and chuckled, so here’s to hoping Mom has a few of its own with Anna Faris and Allison Janney and Hostages can extend a movie premise into a series for Toni Collette and Dylan McDermott.
  • The Voice/The Blacklist (NBC, 8/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – I’m out on Voice but you know, the original judges are back, then James Spader returning is always worth a look.
  • Black Ink Crew (VH1, 9:30pm) Season Premiere – More tattoo parlor drama.
  • Castle (ABC, 10pm) Season Premiere – Beckett won’t leave the show but they will undoubtedly continue to manufacture some ridiculous relationship drama.

Tuesday

  • Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD/The Goldbergs/Trophy Wife/Lucky 7 (ABC, 8/9/9:30/10pm) Series Premieres – Cautiously optimistic for any Joss Whedon show as these agents protect us, less optimistic for 80s flashback sitcom and the latest lottery winners but sandwiched in there is Malin Akerman and Bradley Whitford bringing some potential funny to family life.
  • NCIS/NCIS: Los Angeles/Person of Interest (CBS, 8/9/10pm) Season Premieres – Yup, I’m out on these.
  • Income Property (HGTV, 9pm) Season Premiere – Basement apartment anyone?
  • Fangasm (Syfy, 10pm) Series Premiere – Fans become roomies to get ready to embody their, I don’t want to say, geeky Comikaze culture.

Wednesday

  • The Middle/Back in the Game/Modern Family/Nashville (ABC, 8/8:30/9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – The return of some family funnies around a new take on the Bad News Bears, followed by a show that I dug starting last season but I somehow have 19 saved on my TiVo.
  • Revolution (NBC 8pm) Season Premiere – The power of the power, not so much for me.
  • Criminal Minds/CSI (CBS, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – Crimes and killers, fortunately for me another pass.

Thursday

  • The Big Bang Theory/The Crazy Ones/ Two and a Half Men/Elementary (CBS, 8/9/9:30/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – I am still enjoying the expanded cast on this show, have my fingers crossed for the return of Sarah Michelle Gellar and Robin Williams, skip the men but am back for more Sherlock and Watson cases.
  • Parks & Recreation/The Michael J. Fox Show/Parenthood (NBC, 8pm) Season/Series Premieres – Was loving MJF on Good Wife but here’s a return to comedic form in what I hope is a nice pairing with P&R followed by more Braverman drama.
  • Glee (Fox, 9pm) Season Premiere – The show must go on.
  • Grey’s Anatomy (ABC, 9pm) Season Premiere – What ridiculous drama must these hospital employees survive next?

Friday

  • Masterchef (Fox, 8pm) Season Premiere – Junior edition.
  • Undercover Boss/Hawaii Five-0/Blue Bloods (CBS, 8/9/10pm) Season Premieres – Let’s pretend I don’t watch these on Friday just because I have too busy a social life.
  • Dateline (NBC, 9pm) Season Premiere – It’s newsy.

Saturday

  • 48 hours (CBS, 10pm) Season Premiere – It’s newsy.
  • Saturday Night Live (NBC, 11:29) Season Premiere – Tina Fey and Arcade Fire.

Sunday

  • 60 Minutes/The Amazing Race/The Good Wife/The Mentalist (CBS, 7/8/9/10pm) Season Premieres – Newsy, and then I skip the Race which peeps enjoy but tune back for Wife and Mental.
  • Once Upon a Time/Revenge/Betrayal (ABC, 8/9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – I’m anticipating dropping Betrayal like I did the two earlier shows, but worth a look.
  • The Simpsons/Bobs Burgers/The Family Guy/American Dad (Fox, 8/8:30/9/9:30pm) Season Premieres – Animation domination.
  • Instant Mom (Nick, 8:30pm) Series Premiere – Tia Mowry returns to sitcom form as a new step mom.
  • Breaking Bad (9pm) Series Finale – Apparently people are into this show which wraps its run tonight.
  • Homeland/Masters of Sex (Show, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – Another drama joins the lineup with a look at early sex researchers.
  • Eric & Jessie (E!, 10pm) Series Premiere – Eric Decker and his fiance…
  • Eastbound & Down/Hello Ladies (HBO, 10/10:30pm) Season/Series Premieres – Is he a family man and is he a ladies man?

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new and noteworthy tv: 9/16-9/22

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Looks like there will be some comedy in the air…

Monday

  • Dancing with the Stars (ABC, 8pm) Season Premiere – Who will be the first to go?
  • Bones/Sleepy Hollow (Fox, 8/9pm) Season/Series Premieres – Bones is back dealing with cases and will they or won’t they wedding plans and then a ridiculously premised new show about Ichabod and the Headless Horseman ending up in present day, there’s supposed to be enough here to be worth checking out.

Tuesday

  • Dads/Brooklyn Nine-Nine/New Girl/The Mindy Project (Fox, 8/8:30/9/9:30pm) Series/Season Premieres – Supposedly one of the worst new shows (offensive and not funny?) and then one with potential Andy Samberg and Andre Braugher make policing funny followed by two shows that found their stride last season.
  • I Dream of Nene/The New Atlanta (Brav, 9/10pm) Series Premieres – More reality fare.
  • Frontline (PBS, 10pm) Season Premiere – Egypt in crisis.

Wednesday

  • Survivor (CBS, 8pm) Season Premiere – Competing against loved ones.
  • Tyler Perry’s For Better or Worse (OWN, 9pm) Season Premiere – Another of Tyler Perry’s dramas.
  • Key & Peele (Com, 10:30pm) Season Premiere – More sketches.

Thursday

  • Valerie’s Story (NBC, 10pm) – Meredith Viera shares Valerie Harper’s journey.

Friday

  • Last Man Standing/The Neighbors/Shark Tank (ABC, 8/8:30/9pm) Season Premieres – Looks like Reba didn’t make the lineup.
  • The Best Week Ever (VH1, 10pm) Season Premiere – A comedic take on the week that was.

Saturday

  • Creative Arts Emmy Awards (FXX, 9pm) – And the award goes to…

Sunday

  • 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards (CBS, 8pm) – And the award goes to…

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new and noteworthy tv: 9/9-9/15

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Labor Day is over and fall is in the air, well technically fall starts on the 22nd…

Monday

  • The View/The Talk (ABC/CBS) Season Premieres – The talkers return, and Jenny McCarthy officially joins in.
  • US Open Tennis (CBS, 2pm) – Don’t forget that they moved the men’s to Monday, giving what McEnroe will repeatedly tell you is a much needed break after the semis.
  • The Million Second Quiz (NBC, 8pm) Series Premiere – Seriously, not sure how Ryan Seacrest finds the time to host this latest gameshow?
  • Exploding Sun (Reelz, 8pm) Miniseries Premiere – Julia Ormand and David James Elliott are in a solar storm show.

Tuesday

  • Sons of Anarchy (FX, 10pm) Season Premiere – Can’t wait for the latest drama from Jax and the gang, will they overcome their lack of impulse control?

Wednesday

  • The X Factor (Fox, 8pm) Season Premiere – If I’m tracking this correctly hosts are Simon Cowell and some other people.
  • Restaurant Stakeout/Thieves, Inc (Food, 9/10:30pm) Season/Series Premieres – Restaurants not working and shoplifters stealing.
  • NFL Turning Point (NBCSN, 10pm) Season Premiere – Go football.
  • Too Young To Marry? (Oxy, 10pm) Series Premiere – Parental consent?

Thursday

  • Derek (Net, 12:01am) Series Premiere – Ricky Gervais is taking on a nice guy role, can his simpleton keep you entertained, the latest Netflix new offering thinks so?
  • CBS Fall Preview (CBS, 8:30pm) – What of the offerings looks appealing?
  • Burn Notice (USA, 9pm) Series Finale – I’m excited that this show is coming to its conclusion, it really is time to move on.

Friday

  • Haven (Syfy, 10pm) Season Premiere – Returning to the drama of small town syfy-style problems.
  • Kendra on Top (WE, 10pm) Season Premiere – Couldn’t care less about Kendra’s fitness results.
  • Real Time With Bill Maher (HBO, 10pm) Season Premiere – Wind him up, let him go.

Saturday

  • Cops (Spike, 8pm) Season Premiere – Bad boys.

Sunday

  • Miss America (ABC, 9pm) – Lara Spencer and Chris Harrison host.
  • Foyle’s War (PBS, 9pm) Season Premiere – Three new eps of post-WWII detective drama.
  • The Great Santini Brothers (Hist, 10pm) Series Premiere – Moving company bros.

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new and noteworthy tv: 9/2-9/8

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We’re finally getting some good stuff, and don’t forget to check your settings for FXX, it’s showing up in my guide at 803 so reset my Season Passes for It’s Always Sunny and The League

Monday

  • Tamra’s OC Wedding (Brav, 8pm) Series Premiere – Another Real Housewives spinoff.
  • Fast n’ Loud/Turn & Burn (Disc, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – More stuff with n’s and &s.

Tuesday

  • Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition (Life, 9pm) Season Premiere – Dance your little heart out.
  • Top Gear/We’re the Fugawis (Hist, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – Gear and then a look inside a motorcycle club.
  • My Big Fat Revenge (Oxy, 9pm) Series Premiere – Apparently revenge is getting skinny?
  • Cold Justice (TNT, 10pm) Series Premiere – It’s like L&O: Cold Case but it’s a reality show.
  • Luther (BBCA, 10pm) Season Premiere – He’s back! And this short season plays each subsequent night.
  • Tosh.0/Brickleberry (Com, 10/10:30pm) Season Premieres – New clothes, new adventures.

Wednesday

  • Digfellas (Trav, 8pm) Series Premiere – Diggin’ it.
  • Inside the NFL (Show, 9pm) Season Premiere – James Brown, Phil Simms, and Cris Collinsworth kick it off.
  • Ghost Mine (Syfy, 10pm) Season Premiere – Looks back and ahead to the rest of the season.
  • It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia/The League/Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell (FXX, 10/10:30/11pm) Season Premieres – Don’t miss your comedies on the new FXX.

Thursday

  • Sunday Night Football (NBC, 5:30pm) Season Premiere – I love that Sunday premieres on a Thursday.
  • Tamar & Vince (WE, 9pm) Season Premiere – Hitting the road to promote the new single.
  • Customer is Always Right? (OWN, 10pm) Series Premiere – Starting with Mrs. Fields.

Friday

  • Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders (CMT, 9pm) Season Premiere – Making the team.
  • Hello Ross (E!, 10pm) Series Premiere – Ross the intern from The Tonight Show gets his own gig.
  • 20/20 (ABC ,10pm) Season Premiere – Newsishness.

Saturday

  • Cupcake Wars (Food, 8p Season Premiere –m) Jessica Alba judges.
  • David Tutera (WE, 9pm) Season Premiere – Party planning.
  • Six Little McGhees (OWN, 10pm) Season Premiere – The sextuplets are a little bit older.

Sunday

  • US Open (CBS, 1:30pm) – The women get the Sunday spot since men go tomorrow.
  • Last Tango in Halifax (PBS, 8pm) Series Premiere – Childhood sweethearts are reunited 60 years later in this latest dramedy.
  • Rachel vs. Guy (Food, 8pm) Season Premiere – Kids cook off.
  • Boardwalk Empire (HBO, 9pm) Season Premiere – Back to another season in the 20s.
  • Oprah’s Lifeclass (OWN, 9pm) Season Premiere – Fatherless America.
  • Miami Monkey (VH1, 10pm) Series Premiere – Alas not a monkey show but a Big Ang spinoff bar.

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new and noteworthy tv: 8/26-9/1

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Monday

  • US Open (ESPN2, 10am) – Rounds get going.
  • Diners, Drive-ins, & Dives (Food, 9:30pm) Season Premiere – More food tastings.
  • Teen Mom 3 (MTV, 10pm) Season Premiere – So they’re teens and they’re moms.

Tuesday

  • Storage Wars Texas (A&E, 9pm) Season Premiere – Is everything bigger in Texas?

Wednesday

  • Property Brothers (HGTV, 9pm) Season Premiere – Budget friendly dream home?
  • The Unexplained Files (Sci, 9pm) Series Premiere – Disappeared flight, hunchback creature?
  • Cheer Perfection (TLC, 9:30pm) Season Premiere – Go team go!
  • Fanaddicts! (Reelz, 10pm) Series Premiere – Harry Potter is awesome.
  • Tough Love (VH1, 10pm) Season Premiere – The co-eds try for love.

Thursday

  • Motive (ABC, 8pm) Season Finale – What’s the motive?

Friday

  • Alaskan Steel Men (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – Men in Alaska who work with steel?
  • Cracked (Reelz, 10pm) Series Premiere – Original series where a shrink helps out the cops.

Saturday

  • Doctor Who: The Doctors Revisited (BBCA, 8pm) – The eighth Doctor.

Sunday

  • ABC Fall Preview/MDA Show of Strength Telethon (ABC, 7/9pm) – Shows and a telethon.
  • Snapped (Oxy, 9pm) Season Premiere – Killer couples.

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