summer series roundup

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Summer is officially here. They’re still coming but there’s more than enough new shows to keep one occupied, though as far as good shows that’s another story. Orphan Black (currently on VOD) and Hannibal, both not quite midseason not quite summer have been the faves so far but a few more on the horizon that hold some promise.

  • The Bridge* (FX) – A body is found beneath a bridge that links Texas and Mexico and there the mystery begins, rumor has it this could be good. 
  • Broadchurch* (BBCA) – A British whodunit, I might tune in to see if the detective can figure it out.
  • Camp* (NBC) – Rachel Griffiths as the camp lead is the only thing that makes me think this dramedy about summer camp is worth a look, and even that might not be enough.
  • Crossing Lines (NBC) – It’s like an international Criminal Minds, if you like that sort of thing, so far mildly entertaining though not revolutionary.
  • Devious Maids (Life) – Stereotypical yes, in both its Latina and rich white folk roles, but the greater issue is it’s not interesting. 
  • Family Tree (HBO) – Documentary style comedy on a channel I don’t really get. 
  • The Fosters (ABCFam) – Another family with drama, this time it’s a mix of biological, adopted, and foster kids, plus the parents are lesbians, but it doesn’t make the drama any more fresh.
  • The Goodwin Games (Fox) – Too bad this sort of funny show of estranged siblings, Scott Foley, Becki Newton, and TJ Miller, reunited to jump through hoops in their father’s will won’t stick around.
  • Graceland (USA) – Agents from various divisions share a beach house, oh and work undercover, what you might expect from USA for good and for bad.
  • Hannibal (NBC) – A creepy good time looking at practicing psychologist and psycho who “helps” by hurting his friend and patient, an FBI profiler. 
  • How to Live with Your Parents (ABC) – Sarah Chalke, Elizabeth Perkins, and Brad Garrett lead what turned out to be a not quite funny family comedy.
  • In the Flesh (BBCA) – What happens when formerly Partially Deceased Syndrome sufferers aka zombies are reintegrated into society, this three part season gives us an interesting look.
  • King & Maxwell (TNT) – Rebecca Romijn and Jon Tenny (Fritz from the Closer) are former Secret Service agents now in the PI world, and you know solve cases in a not revolutionary way.
  • Low Winter Sun* (AMC) – Detectives attempt the perfect murder, perhaps.
  • Maron (IFC) – Comedian Marc Maron does comedy on another channel I don’t really get.
  • Mistresses (ABC) – Ok they’re not all exactly mistresses but these four women get into some complicated sexual situations and it’s not quite bad enough to be good.
  • Motive (ABC) – Canadian import where we know who committed the crime and find out with the detectives why, though we may not care.
  • Orange is the New Black* (Netflix) – What happens when your average gal’s mistake gets you locked in the joint, worth a look.
  • Orphan Black (BBCA) – A woman finds out she’s one of many clones, and let’s just say there’s a lot of drama and a fantastic performance by Tatiana Maslay as various people, and then pretending to be other people, can’t wait for season two. 
  • Primeval: The New World (Syfy) – I can only assume this is somewhat like the original Primeval, which I’ve also never seen.
  • Ray Donovan (Show) – A new quality drama with Liev Schrieber, too bad I won’t pay for Showtime.
  • Rectify (Sund) – A slow but engaging look at a man returning to life outside of prison, though I didn’t make it past the first one.
  • Rogue (DirTV) – Thandie Newton is undercover, no DirecTV for me.
  • Save Me (NBC) – Anne Heche keeps her crazy image alive by playing a woman who hears God.
  • Siberia* (NBC) – A scripted version of a reality show gone awry, can’t say I’m that intrigued by the stranded folks.
  • Sinbad (Syfy) – I tried, but this series with a mix of Arabian nights and magical foes didn’t land for me.
  • Twisted (ABCFam) – Like much of the network drama it’s teens with drama, this one involves at least two murders, but who is the culprit?
  • Zach Stone is Gonna Be Famous (MTV) – A dude who wants to make his own reality show about himself is as annoying as you might think.
  • Under the Dome (CBS) – It didn’t completely suck me in at the pilot when the small town is suddenly cut off, I’ll keep in for a bit to see how the Stephen King story reveals.
  • The White Queen* (Starz) – The latest fantastical book series come to television, let the scheming begin.

* Still to come, stay tuned for ‘new and noteworthy’ for premiere dates and additions. Plenty of reality fare not included here as well.

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new and noteworthy tv: 6/24-6/30

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Monday

  • Wimbledon (ESPN, 4am) – Coverage begins for this fortnight of tennis.
  • Under the Dome (CBS, 10pm) Series Premiere – Who can resist at least a look at this new Stephen King series?
  • POV (PBS, 10pm) Season Premiere – Starting another season with funeral insights. 

Tuesday

  • Rizzoli & Isles/Perception (TNT, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – Fluffy but not necessarily great cable procedurals, though curious to see the level of crazy they bring Will/Eric McCormack back at.
  • Catfish (MTV, 10pm) Season Premiere – Exposing fake online relationships.

Wednesday

  • Big Brother (CBS, 8pm) Season Premiere – Back and longer than ever, tune in if you must. 

Thursday

  • X Games (ESPN2, 5pm) – They’ll be showing the games from Munich, Germany through Tuesday. 

Friday

  • Say Yes to the Dress: Bridesmaids (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – Nobody seems to love their bridesmaids dresses. 

Saturday

  • Tour de France (NBCSN, 4:30am) – Stage 1 begins, and I am at this point planning not to watch, trying to winnow down my sports watching. 

Sunday

  • Dexter/Ray Donovan (Show, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – The final season of our favorite serial killer and the first of  a new Liev Scriber as fixer with complicating father Jon Voight. 

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new and noteworthy tv: 6/17-6/23

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More summer fluff arises, to entertain until Wimbledon…

Monday

  • Love, Marilyn (HBO, 9pm) – Stars reading memorabilia for some reason is getting good reviews. 

Tuesday

  • Blood and Oil (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – Family oil competes with the big companies. 

Wednesday

  • Franklin & Bash (TNT, 9pm) Season Premiere – Heather Locklear reprises her Melrose Place role, or you know one of her other reinvigorating personas, dumb series but you know I kind of like the banter. 
  • Hot in Cleveland/The Exes/The Soul Man (TVL, 10/10:30/11pm) Season Premieres – I still enjoy what’s basically a Golden Girls remake but pass on the others.
  • Fight Master (Spike, 10pm) Series Premiere – Elimination bouts.
  • The Soup Investigates (E!, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – What viewers want to know, if I knew what they were informing folks on I’d be tempted to watch.

Thursday

  • Wilfred (Fx, 10pm) Season Premiere – The search for Wilfred’s original owner, weird but good weird. 

Friday

  • Tripping Out with Alie & Georgia (Cook, 9:30pm) Series Premiere – Start with sampling Vegas. 

Saturday

  • 666 Park Avenue (ABC, 9pm) – Another show you may have forgotten about getting some air time. 

Sunday

  • Whodunnit? (ABC, 9pm) Series Premiere – It’s like real life Clue, or at least reality show Clue.
  • Crossing Lines (NBC, 9pm) Series Premiere – Donald Sutherland crosses national lines to solve crimes, doesn’t look revolutionary but worth a peak.
  • Drop Dead Diva/Devious Maids (Life, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premiere – I guess I canceled my season pass after they canceled it before they renewed it and then a potentially cheesy potentially culturally and sociologically stereotypical mystery soap.
  • Copper (BBCA, 10pm) Season Premiere – A new sergeant.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

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new and noteworthy tv: 6/10-6/16

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Monday

  • Fast n’ Loud/Street Outlaws (Disc, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premiere – Ferrari and Corvette and then the world of underground street racing. 
  • Major Crimes/King & Maxwell (TNT, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – Not in love with but will tune back in to see what’s happening in this police unit and then former Secret Service turned PIs, count me in, unless I agree with folks that it’s dumb.
  • The Winner Is… (NBC, 10pm) Series Premiere – More songster competition.
  • Dean Cole’s Black Box (TBS, 10pm) Series Premiere – I like that the promo shown for this is ‘who are you?’
  • The Freshman Class (Cook, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – The culinary institute welcomes a new class.
  • House Crashers (DIY, 11pm) Season Premiere – Mismatched makeover.

Tuesday

  • Pretty Little Liars/Twisted (ABCF, 8/9pm) Season/Series Premieres – More campy drama and then an intro of the return of a kid who possibly killed his aunt five years ago, dark or campy?
  • My Teen Is Pregnant and So Am I (TLC, 10pm) Series Premiere – Right…
  • Shipping Wars (A&E, 10pm) Season Premiere – Monkeys and magicians!
  • Renovate to Rent (HGTV, 11pm) Series Premiere – Starting with a duo remodeling a duplex.

Wednesday

  • Royal Pains/Necessary Roughness (USA, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – Hank returns to work and Dani has to deal with new management. 
  • Couples Therapy (VH1, 10pm) Season Premiere – Because I want to watch people fight.
  • Dig Wars (Trav, 10pm) Series Premiere – Relic hunters.
  • I’m Having Their Baby (Oxy, 10pm) Season Premiere – Lots of worries.

Thursday

  • Intervention (A&E, 9pm) Season Premiere – When coping doesn’t work. 
  • House of Curves (WE, 10pm) Series Premiere – Fashion frenzy.
  • Sullivan & Son (TBS, 10pm) Season Premiere – Ken Jeong guest stars, I guess that’s all I have to say.

Friday

  • Magic City (Starz, 9pm) Season Premiere – Greater of two evils?

Saturday

  •  Zero Hour (ABC, 8pm) – Remember this show, probably not, there were some clocks, well they’re burning off more of these episodes. 

Sunday

  • Off the Hook (AnPl, 8pm) Season Premiere – Fish hunting, aka fishing. 
  • Miss USA (NBC, 9pm) – The 62nd annual competition.
  • Inspector Lewis (PBS, 9pm) Season Premiere – The British saga returns.
  • True Blood (HBO, 9pm) Season Premiere – More drama in the blood zone.
  • Watch What Happens (Brv, 11pm) Season Premiere – What happens?

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

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new and noteworthy tv: 6/3-6/9

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Monday

  • The Fosters (ABCF, 9pm) Season Premiere – Teri Polo play a cop, perhaps with a hear of gold, in this foster family drama that will probably be a little more moral than if it were on ABC. 
  • Push Girls (Sund, 10pm) Season Premiere – Love and betrayal.
  • Mistresses (ABC, 10pm) Series Premiere – This just looks sooo dumb.
  • Teen Wolf (MTV, 10pm) Season Premiere – More wolfishness.

Tuesday

  • America’s Got Talent (9pm, NBC) Season Premiere – Mel B and Heidi Klum join the panel of judges.
  • Bang Goes the Theory (BBCA, 9pm) Season Premiere – Science and power.
  • Exit (Syfy, 10pm) Series Premiere – Competing to get out of booby trapped spaces.
  • Pretty Wicked Moms (Life, 10pm) Series Premiere – Follows Dance Moms so…
  • The Alectrix (MTV, 11pm) Series Premiere – The band gets a new manager.

Wednesday

  • CMT Music Awards/Redneck Island (CMT, 8/10:30pm) – Why does Kristen Bell host this, the awards not the island?
  • Beverly Hills Pawn (Reelz, 9pm) Series Premiere – Because they’ve got the good stuff in these hills.
  • Toddlers & Tiara/The Good Buy Girls (TLC, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – Children and then adults acting like children behind the scenes of home shopping.
  • Chef Roble & Co (Brav, 10pm) Season Premiere – Chef it up.
  • Paranormal Witness (Syfy, 10pm) Season Premiere – Discount on a house with devil worshipping?
  • Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman (Sci, 10pm) Season Premiere – More science.

Thursday

  • NBA Finals (ABC, 6pm) – Go basketball.
  • The Hero/72 Hours (TNT, 8/9pm) Series Premieres – The Rock gets people to compete in a more extreme way then folks have three days to find some cash.
  • Style Pop (Sty, 8pm) Series Premiere – Chatting about pop culture and style.
  • Burn Notice/Graceland (USA, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – The final season of our burned spy followed by a house of undercover agents at the beach, worth a watch.
  • Race to the Scene (Reelz, 9pm) Series Premiere – A look a movie scenes like Forrest Gump and Independence Day.
  • In the Flesh (BBCA, 10pm) Series Premiere – Can a zombie be rehabbed and returned home, I’m intrigued?

Friday

  • Continuum (Syfy, 10pm) Season Premiere – The cop from the future is still in the present. 

Saturday

  • Sinbad/Primeval: The New World (Syfy, 9/10pm) Series Premieres – New series where Sinbad stands up to the prince and science guys investigate dinosaurs out of space and time. 

Sunday

  • Tony Awards (CBS, 8pm) – Now NPH hosting this makes sense. 
  • HGTV Star (HGTV, 8pm) Season Premiere – Ten designers compete starting with showing their own style.
  • Falling Skies (TNT, 9pm) Season Premiere – Apparently this show is still on.
  • Mountain Men (Hist, 9pm) Season Premiere – Into the wild.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

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new and noteworthy tv: 5/27-6/2

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Get ready for summer…

Monday

  • French Open (ESPN2/NABC, various) – Hello week day tennis!
  • The Bachelorette (ABC, 8pm) Season Premiere – The latest lady castoff gets her moment of choosing. 
  • Cake Boss (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – Post hurricane Sandy.
  • The Glades/Longmire (A&E, 9/10pm) Season Premiere – New dead body and botched prison transfer.
  • Hit the Floor (VH1, 9pm) Series Premiere – Following a professional basketball team’s dance squad.

Tuesday

  • Extreme Weight Loss (ABC, 8pm) Season Premiere – Twins who weigh over 800 pounds. 
  • Family SOS with Jo Frost (TLC, 9pm) Series Premiere – Supernanny extends her domain.
  • The Haves and the Have Nots (OWN, 9pm) Series Premiere – I didn’t realize Oprah did dramas in this look at family of Savannah wealthy and their intertwined family staff.
  • Brooklyn DA (CBS, 10pm) Series Premiere – Six part docuseries.
  • Tattoo Nightmares/Never Ever Do This At Home (Spike, 10/11pm) Season/Series Premieres – Once you go pentagram… and then testing the outcome of things you shouldn’t do.

Wednesday

  • The American Baking Competition (CBS, 8pm) Series Premiere – More cooking competitions, this hosted by Jeff Foxworthy?
  • Melissa & Joey/Baby Daddy/Dancing Fools (ABCF, 8/8:30/9pm) Season/Series PremieresWho’s the Boss returns, the dudes taking care of the baby, and then for some reason there hasn’t been a ‘funny’ dance competition until now.
  • Love Thy Neighbor (OWN, 9pm) Series Premiere – Oprah apparently does sitcoms too, this one set in a diner.
  • Healing in the Heartland (NBC, 9pm) – Musical benefit.
  • Top Shot (Hist, 10pm) Season Premiere – All-stars!

Thursday

  • Renovation Raiders (HGTV, 9pm) Series Premiere – I’m not sure how much secret remodeling can be done while folks are out to dinner. 
  • Beyond Scared Straight (A&E, 10pm) Season Premiere – What is beyond?

Friday

  • Bridezillas/Marriage Boot Camp/Pregnant and Dating (WE, 8/9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – Love of weddings makes you do crazy things and those who might get help and then, well for those who date during those designated 9 mos.
  • Randy to the Rescue (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – Wedding planning.
  • Treehouse Masters (AnPl, 10pm) Series Premiere – Not to be confused with Ultimate Treehouses.

Saturday

  • Celebrity Ghost Stories/The Haunting Of (BIO, 9/10pm) Season Premiere – Mocking comment here.
  • Fish Tank Kings (NatGeoW, 9pm) Season Premiere – VW fishtank.
  • Golden Sisters (OWN, 10pm) Series Premiere – Following the salon.

Sunday

  • The Killing (AMC, 8pm) Season Premiere – No comment.
  • The Real Housewives of New Jersey/Princesses (Brav, 8/9pm) Season/Series Premieres – Bleh.
  • The Women’s Concert for Change (NBC, 9pm) – I don’t think they mean outfit change.
  • Call of the Wildman/Top Hooker (AnPl, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – Uninvited critters and fishing not whoring
  • Food Network Star (Food, 9pm) Season Premiere – Get ready for your opportunity.
  • Keeping Up with the Kardashians/The Wanted Life (E!, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premiere – More of them and then British band Wanted.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

 

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new and noteworthy tv: 5/20-5/26

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Memorial Day weekend seems to be timed perfectly with Arrested Development and the French Open… Far be it from me to do something crazy like travel…

Monday

  • The Goodwin Games (Fox, 8:30pm) Series Premiere – Kids compete for estranged dead father’s dough, a new comedy with some talent that could make it fun game.
  • James May’s Man Lab (BBCA, 10pm) Series Premiere – Relearning some skills.

Tuesday

  • The Bachelor (ABC, 8pm) – The Bachelor’s funniest moments.
  • Bad Girls All Star Battle (Oxy, 9pm) Series Premiere – Keep your friends close.

Wednesday

  • Masterchef (Fox, 8pm) Season Premiere – Home cooks try to get in the game. 

Thursday

  • Save Me (NBC, 8pm) Series Premiere – Anne Heche returns, this time as a reborn gal looking for redemption, part black comedy, part laugher, but rumor has it few laughs, we’ll see.
  • Does Someone Have to Go? (Fox, 9pm) Series Premiere – I want to pick who gets fired at my job.
  • Four Weddings (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – More betrothal festivities.
  • Showville (AMC, 9pm) Series Premiere – Hey kids let’s put on a show… Hollywood coaches audition.
  • Rookie Blues (ABC, 10pm) Season Premiere – I don’t think they’re rookies anymore but I haven’t tuned in.

Friday

  • Brain Games (Fox, 9pm) – Friends turned me on to this games and experiments showing how the brain and perception are linked, I swear those were two different colors of gray. 

Saturday

  • Ultimate BBQ Cookout Countdown (ABC, 9pm) – Cook it good. 

Sunday

  • Arrested Development (Netflix) – The Bluths are back and the new season all out today on Netflix, takes a look at where each of the misfits are now.
  • French Open (NBC/ESPN2, various) – Who will be the king, and queen, of the clay?
  • Rock My RV with Bret Michaels (Trav, 9pm) Series Premiere – I don’t know why Bret is pimping RVs. 

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

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new and noteworthy tv: 5/13-5/19

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Not quite done with this year but not quite ready for summer series…

Monday

  • 90210 (CW, 8pm) Series Finale – And the people who aren’t Brenda and Brandon and Dylan and Kelly and… are done. 

Tuesday

  • So You Think You Can Dance (Fox, 8pm) Season Premiere – Dance it up. 
  • Crowd Rules (CNBC, 9pm) Series Premiere – Elizabeth Chambers discusses specialty foods.

Wednesday

  • South Beach Tow (Tru, 9:30pm) Season Premiere – Take it away. 

Thursday

  • The Office (NBC, 9pm) Series Finale – It should have ended with Michael but whatevs…

Friday

  • Summer blockbuster?

Saturday

  • X Games (NBC, 1pm and ESPN/2 starting Thurs) – Making it happen in Barcelona.
  • The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame (HBO, 9pm) – Donna Summer in action. 

Sunday

  • Billboard Music Awards (ABC, 8pm) – What are you singing this summer?
  • Tim McGraw’s Superstar Summer Night (CBS, 9pm) – Oops I mean what are you singing this summer?

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

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new and noteworthy tv: 5/6-5/12

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Monday

  • Rihanna 777 (Fox, 8pm) – Seven countries, seven continents, seven days, seventh album.
  • Newlyweds (Brav, 10pm) Series Premiere – Four different couples in the first year.

Tuesday

  • Polygamy, USA (NGC, 9pm) Series Premiere – Introducing the latest family.
  • Reel Rivals (Weath, 9pm) Series Premiere – Competitive charter boat captains.
  • Roadtrip with G. Garvin (Cook, 9pm) Season Premiere – Food scene in Austin.
  • Chasing Classic Cars (Vel, 10pm) Season Premiere – How much for a Mercedes 190SL?

Wednesday

  • Only In America with Larry the Cable Guy (Hist, 9pm) Season Premiere – Arizona ostrich ranch.
  • Million Dollar Listing (Brav, 10pm) Season Premiere – Real estate.
  • Model Employee (VH1, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – Models made to do undesireable tasks.

Thursday

  • Mountain Movers (NGC, 8pm) Series Premiere – Creating winter sports courses. 
  • Monumental Mysteries (Trav, 9pm) Series Premiere – The history behind monuments.
  • Small Town Security (AMC, 10pm) Season Premiere – How does the community feel about their tv show?

Friday

  • Australia’s Deadliest/Ultimate Animal Countdown (NGW, 9/10pm) Series Premieres – Sharks, crocs and kangaroos, and then it gets worse. 

Saturday 

  • SNL (NBC, 11:29pm) – Kristen Wiig and Vampire Weekend might make for a decent Saturday.

Sunday

  • XOX Betsey Johnson/Resale Royalty (Styl, 8/9pm) Series Premieres – Designer and then designer retail.
  • Ultimate Survival Alaska (NGC, 10pm) Series Premiere – Contestants fight to survive.
  • Family Tree (HBO, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – A mockumentary of a man on a journey of self discovery.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

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new and noteworthy tv: 4/29-5/5

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Monday

  • The Big C (Show, 10pm) Season Premiere – What’s next for our protagonist?
  • Red, White & New (Trav, 10pm) Series Premiere – American ingenuity.

Tuesday

  • Weird or What? (Syfy, 9pm) Season Premiere – Hindu mythological creature or spacecraft?
  • Inside Amy Schumer (Com, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – Comedian brings more sketches, interviews, and jokes.

Wednesday

  • Family Tools (ABC, 8:30pm) Series Premiere – Leah Remini returns to sitcom in what promises to have sitcom elements. 
  • The Big Brain Theory (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – The next great innovator.

Thursday

  • The Show with Vinny/Zach Stone is Gonna Be Famous (MTV, 10/10:30pm) Series Premieres – A Jersey Shore guy does a talker out of his mom’s house and a comedy about a guy making a reality show out of his life.

Friday

  • Maron (IFC, 10pm) Series Premiere – The life of a comedian and podcaster. 

Saturday

  • America’s Cutest Cat (AnPl, 9pm) Season Premiere – Meow.
  • My Haunted House (Bio, 10pm) Series Premiere – Boo.

Sunday

  • Day of rest.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

 

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