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new and noteworthy tv: 4/28-5/4

April 27, 2014 No Comments

The tv seasons are in transition so still catching up and keeping an eye out, this week perhaps I’ll check out this new comedy but otherwise still have a backlog to deal with, Orphan Black is waiting.

Monday – Fish Tank Kings, Season Premiere (NatGeo, 9pm).
Tuesday – Playing House, Series Premiere (USA, 10pm).
Wednesday – Who Wore it Best (E!, 8pm).
Thursday – iHeartRadio Music Awards (NBC, 8pm), The Killer Speaks, Season Premiere (A&E, 10pm).
Friday – Shark Tank: Swimming with the Sharks (ABC, 8pm).
Saturday – 24: Live Another Day (Fox, 8:30pm), OMG! EMT!, Series Premiere (TLC, 10pm).
Sunday – Hungry Investors, Series Premiere (Spike, 10pm).

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

new and noteworthy tv: 4/21-4/27

April 20, 2014 No Comments

This week’s new and noteworthy is going to get an abbreviated treatment, stay tuned for a few new series, seasons, whatnot… I’ll probably catch an ep of Bad Teacher and of Black Box but don’t have high hopes for either:

Monday – Time’s Up (MTV, 6:30pm), Rewrapped (Food, 8pm), Boondocks (AdSw, 10:30pm), House Hunters off the Grid (HGTV, 10:30pm).
Tuesday – Chow Masters (Trav, 9pm), Deadliest Catch (Disc, 9pm), True Tori (Life, 10pm), Faking It (MTV, 10:30pm).
Wednesday – Dual Survival (Disc, 9pm), Trip Flip (Trav, 9pm), Baggage Battles (Trav, 10pm).
Thursday – SNL Digital Shorts (NBC, 9pm), Bad Teacher (CBS, 9:30pm), Black Box (ABC, 10pm).
Friday – I Found the Gown (TLC, 10pm), Relative Insanity (Life, 10pm).
Saturday – The Royals (Ova, 5pm), My Cat From Hell (AnPl, 8pm).
Sunday – Sugar Stars (Bio, 2pm), Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO, 11pm).

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

new and noteworthy tv: 4/14-4/20

April 13, 2014 No Comments

Can’t wait to start getting behind on Orphan Black too….

Monday

Metal Hurlant Chronicles/Warehouse 13 (Syfy, 8/9pm) Series/Season Premieres – Based on the French graphic novels and then a final season of oddities.
The Real Housewives of OC (Brav, 9pm) Season Premiere – Blah blah.
16 & Pregnant (MTV, 10pm) Season Premiere – Pregnant from a one-night stand, that’s crazy.
Bam’s Bad Ass Game Show (TBS, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – I don’t even want to know.

Tuesday

Pioneers of Television (PBS, 8pm) Season Premiere – Starting with a look at stand-up goes sitcom.
Celebrity Wife Swap (ABC, 9pm) Season Premiere – I find this show horrifying in that it seems like child cruelty, except when it truly does show another side of things in already child cruelty type homes.
Fargo (Fx, 10pm) Series Premiere – We all know it won’t be the Coen brothers original but hope for it to find its own stride, worth a watch.
Awkward (MTV, 10pm) Season Premiere – I lost interest as our protagonist just sort of seemed annoying.

Wednesday

Unusually Thicke (TVGN, 10pm) Series Premiere – Who is wondering what Alan Thicke is up to?

Friday

The Writers’ Room (Sund, 9pm) Season Premiere – Who puts the scandal in Scandal?

Saturday

Orphan Black/The Real History of Science Fiction (BBCA, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – If you haven’t caught up, do, and then more sci fi.
Tobacco Wars (CMT, 10pm) Series Premiere – Kentucky’s tobacco.

Sunday

In My Dreams (ABC, 9pm) – Made for TV anyone?
Devious Maids (Life, 10pm) Season Premiere – Another round of the campy Latinas that with love and perhaps betrayal.
Salem (WGN, 10pm) Series Premiere – Another take on an old tale, who’s the real witch?

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

new and noteworthy tv: 4/7-4/13

April 6, 2014 No Comments

Still needing a little catch up time…

Monday

Capital One Championship Central/NCAA Men’s Basketball Championship (CBS, 6:30/6pm) – I think the bracket conversations will be over soon.
Being Human (Syfy, 9pm) Series Finale – What will happen to our vampire, werewolf, and ghost.
Kitchen Casino/Mystery Diners (Food, 9/10pm) Series/Season Premieres – Chance with cooking followed by more diners.

Tuesday

Flip or Flop (HGTV, 9pm) Season Premiere – Long distance bidding.

Wednesday

Women of Homicide (TLC, 9pm) Series Premiere – A look at real lady homicide investigators.
Big Bold Builds (Bio, 10pm) Series Premiere – Starting with a fire station.

Thursday

FNA USA (CMT, 10pm) Series Premiere – Viral video countdown.
The Real World/Road Rules Challenge (MTV, 10pm) Season Premiere – Is it embarrassing to say I remember the first Real World?

Friday

Kitchen Nightmares (Fox, 8pm) Season Premiere – Chef Ramsay returns.
Boss Hog (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – A son joins the hog business.

Saturday

Love in the City (OWN, 10pm) Series Premiere – Oprah’s look at four friends married and single and apparently fierce.
The Graham Norton Show (BBCA, 11pm) Season Premiere – Russell Crowe and Cameron Dias among others.

Sunday

America’s Best Cook (Food, 9pm) Series Premiere – Sixteen home cooks arrive to compete.
MTV Movie Awards (MTV, 9pm) – Conan hosts.
Nurse Jackie/Californication/Years of Living Dangerously (Show, 9/9:30/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – The return of these series is followed by a combo of celebrities and science as they look at climate change.
The Bletchley Circle (PBS, 10pm) Season Premiere – Getting the circle back together.
Mad Men (AMC, 10pm) Season Premiere – Getting ready to say goodbye.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

new and noteworthy tv: 3/31-4/6

March 30, 2014 No Comments

Still not caught up in general, though goal is to actually watch the final ep of mother so I don’t have to listen to everyone complain about how it ended without context.

Monday

HIMYM/Friends with Better Lives (CBS, 8, 9pm) Series Finale/Premiere – Glad that this thing is finally wrapping up, though I have to remember when it was actually great whether I’m glad about how it resolves or not, and then another option they’re hoping will grab the void.
T.I. and Tiny/This is Hot 97 (VH1, 9/10:30pm) Season/Series Premieres – More reality with those peeps and then behind the scenes of hip-hop radio station.
House of Food (MTV, 10pm) Series Premiere – Another cooking competition, MTV-style.

Tuesday

19 Kids & Counting (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – Dating?
Inside Amy Schumer (Com 10:30pm) Series Premiere – Sketch comedy and whatnot.

Wednesday

Million Dollar Listing New York (Brav, 9pm) Season Premiere – Dream Listing.
Down East Dickering (Hist, 10pm) Series Premiere – Bargain hunters in Maine.
Treasure King (Reelz, 10pm) Series Premiere – Antiques expert looks for goods around the globe.
Triptank (Com, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – Edgy animated shorts.

Thursday

How It’s Made (Sci, 9pm) Season Premiere – There are always more things to look at.
My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – Feuding family love.

Friday

Continuum (Syfy, 10pm) Season Premiere – One of those shows that I don’t watch.

Saturday

Guntucky (CMT, 9pm) Season Premiere – A family gun range, what could go wrong?

Sunday

Academy of Country Music Awards (CBS, 8pm) – Blake Shelton and Luke Bryan host.
Game of Thrones/Silicon Valley/Veep (HBO, 9/10/10:30pm) Season/Series Premieres – I might get around to this show some day, a new drama about the company that could be the next tech thang, and then more action near the oval office.
Married to Medicine (Brav, 9pm) Season Premiere – In case you need a show following female doctor wives.
River Monsters (AnPl, 9pm) Season Premiere – Amazon riverboat sinking.
Turn (AMC, 9pm) Series Premiere – American Revolution-era spy drama.
Hotel Secrets and Legends (Trav, 10pm) Series Premiere – It happened there.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

new and noteworthy tv: 3/24-3/30

March 23, 2014 No Comments

My no new reality shows plan is sometimes tested…

Monday

Bizarre Foods America (Trav, 9pm) Season Premiere – Starting the season in Alaska.
The Safecrackers (Tru, 10pm) Series Premiere – I normally ignore shows on this network but I’ve always been intrigued

Tuesday

Jim Henson’s Creature Shop Challenge (Syfy, 10pm) Series Premiere – Puppetry challenges where puppetry is done, I’m interested in a look behind the curtain.
Wild Things with Dominic Monaghan (BBCA, 10pm) Season Premiere – Kenya and cobras.

Wednesday

Prince Harry’s South Pole Heroes (NBC, 8pm) – I don’t know why they’re going but if you want to check it out you can.
Hot In Cleveland/The Soul Man (TVL, 10/10:30pm) Season Premieres – Cleveland continues to be a cute take on the old school sitcoms while Soul has never caught my attention.

Thursday

Surviving Jack (Fox, 9:30pm) Series Premiere – Christopher Meloni stretches his sitcom muscles playing hard ass newly full time parent, worth a shot.
America’s Worst Tattoos (TLC, 10:30pm) Season Premiere – I like a touch of a bad tattoo on my shows but find the promise of all bad tattoos just depressing.

Friday

If you’re watching tv on a Friday don’t forget about Hannibal.

Saturday

Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best? (WE, 10pm) Season Premiere – All the jokes about Joan making a sex tape…

Sunday

Call the Midwife/Mr Selfridge (PBS, 8/9pm) Season Premieres – I’m never sure if I should be watching more PBS dramas but they mostly haven’t caught my attention.
Caribbean Life (HGTV, 8pm) Series Premiere – Could be pretty or just jealous making.
Eric & Jessie (E!, 10pm) Season Premiere – Following another ‘famous’ couple.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

new and noteworthy tv: 3/17-3/23

March 16, 2014 2 Comments

Was just saying I need to start cutting shows out of my TiVo backlog, I def don’t need to add…

Monday

Dancing With the Stars (ABC, 8pm) Season Premiere – Who will dance the worst first?
The Fabulist (E!, 8:30pm) Series Premiere – Hosts and panelists tell you what’s what, you know as far as trends.
Lords of the Car Hoards (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – Clearly a Corvair is not a Corvette, at least to these guys looking for cars.

Tuesday

Marvel Studios: Assembling a Universe (ABC, 8pm) – An inside look at the studios.
Storage Wars/Barry’d Treasure (A&E, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – Storage and collectors search.
Chasing Maria Menounos/Celebrities Undercover (Oxy, 10/10:30pm) Series Premieres – More reality, following Maria and then celebrities try to pull a fast one over on peeps.

Wednesday

Save My Bakery (Food, 8pm) Series Premiere – This appears to be restaurant rescue-style.
The 100 (CW, 9pm) Series Premiere – Something tells me the future has pretty people, every once in a while one of these is a cheesy gem.
Doll & Em (HBO, 10pm) Series Premiere – A new series of actress and bff assistant.
Deal With It (TBS, 10:30pm) Season Premiere – More hidden camera hijinks.

Thursday

I don’t know, NCAA basketball?

Friday

Whose Line Is It Anyway (CW, 8pm) Season Premiere – The gang continues their improvery.

Saturday

Da Vinci’s Demons (Starz, 9pm) Season Premiere – A quest.
House Hunters Renovation (HGTV, 10pm) Season Premiere – A total overhaul.

Sunday

Super Soul Sunday/Oprah & Eckhart Tolle (OWN, 11am/12pm) Season/Series Premieres – Shirley MacLaine and of course Eckhart.
American Dream Builders (NBC, 8pm) Series Premiere – 12 designers compete remodeling, and cutie patootie Nate Berkus.
Drop Dead Diva (Life, 9pm) Season Premiere – This show is surprisingly charming for a silly premise, mostly thanks to a great lead.
Living Alaska (HGTV, 10pm) Series Premiere – Family, fishing, and whatnot.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

new and noteworthy tv: 3/10-3/16

March 9, 2014 No Comments

I’m still behind on my backlog…

Monday

Believe (NBC, 10pm) Series Premiere – A girl with ‘mysterious’ gifts, maybe.
The People’s Couch (Brav, 11:30pm) Season Premiere – It’s like if you didn’t have friends to talk tv with.

Tuesday

The Freshman Class (Cook, 8pm) Season Premiere – More culinary class.
The Real Housewives of NYC (Brav, 9pm) Season Premiere – More women I care very little about.
Chrisley Knows Best (USA, 10pm) Series Premiere – Some new southern reality thang with a dad who says lots of Southern stuff.

Wednesday

Property Brothers (HGTV, 9pm) Season Premiere – Time to upgrade your pad.

Thursday

Hell’s Kitchen (Fox, 8pm) Season Premiere – Can anyone impress Gordon?
Breaking Boston (A&E, 10pm) Series Premiere – The reality of four young working-class women.

Friday

Colin & Brad (CW, 9pm) – Comedians perform.
Vice (HBO, 11pm) Season Premiere – Another season of this journalistic take.

Saturday

Summer Dreams (CBS, 8pm) – Behind the scenes at the NBA Summer League.
Welcome to Sweetie Pie’s (OWN, 9pm) Season Premiere – More family run food happenings.

Sunday

BNP Paribas Open (ESPN2, 12pm) – Men’s and Women’s tennis finals.
Naked & Afraid (Disc, 9pm) Season Premiere – Not much to say about the return of this.
Total Divas (E!, 9pm) Season Premiere – More behind the scenes of the WWE gals.
Crisis (NBC, 10pm) Series Premiere – Ambushing a bus full of kids, not just any kids, important people’s kids, maybe.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

new and noteworthy tv: 3/3-3/9

March 2, 2014 No Comments

Not a lot of interest in a couple new series but worth a look…

Monday

Bates Motel/Those Who Kill (A&E, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – I almost stuck with Bates but it was just too… then Chloe Sevigny stars based on Danish crime series, intrigued.
Beat Bobby Flay (Food, 10pm) Series Premiere – Who can out cook him?
Southern Charm (Brav, 10pm) Series Premiere – This show follows old and new wealthy singles in the South.

Tuesday

Brunch at Bobby’s (Cook, 10pm) Season Premiere – Because there’s never too much Bobby Flay.
CIA: Declassified (AHC, 10pm) Series Premiere – A look back at the old files and cases.
The Little Couple (TLC, 10pm) Season Premiere – Picking up another kid.
Flip It To Win It (HGTV, 11pm) Series Premiere – Buy a house, sell a house.

Wednesday

Preacher’s Daughters/Bring It! (Life, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – More reality about the daughters and then hip-hop majorettes.
Flipping Out (Brav, 10pm) Season Premiere – More house haps.
Restaurant: Impossible (Food, 10pm) Season Premiere – Bland bbq won’t do.
The Face (Oxy, 10pm) Season Premiere – More pretty ladies with coaches Naomi Campbell, Anne V, and Lydia Hearst.

Thursday

Saint George (FX, 9pm) Series Premiere – They hope hilarity ensues on this sitcom about a Mexican-American divorcee and his family.
Celebrity Home Raiders (Life, 10pm) Series Premiere – A look into celebs homes as they pick items to auction.
Review (Com, 10pm) Series Premiere – Forrest MacNeil gives his take on culture.
Sirens (USA, 10pm) Series Premiere – What promises to be a raunchier take on EMT happenings in this scripted series, worth a look.

Friday

Marriage Boot Camp (WE, 9pm) Season Premiere – Can these couples be helped?

Saturday

The Vanilla Ice Project (DIY, 10pm) Season Premiere – Ready for an open house.

Sunday

Resurrection (ABC, 9pm) Series Premiere – This is the one that isn’t The Returned.
Cosmos (Fox, 9pm) Series Premiere – An update to Carl Sagan’s Cosmos.
Catch a Contractor (Spike, 10pm) Series Premiere – Ever wanted to hold your contractor accountable?
Lindsay (OWN, 10pm) Series Premiere – Yes, Lohan’s life.
Online Dating Rituals of the American Male (Brav, 10pm) Series Premiere – A look at real life dudes trying to get some.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

new and noteworthy tv: 2/24-3/2

February 24, 2014 No Comments

A little delayed, and what with some new television actually available…

Monday

The Voice (NBC, 8pm) Season Premiere – We’re on the Shakira/Usher version, and I think I just read CeeLo will be out out so not sure if Usher is fighting to stay?
Dallas/Private Lives of Nashville Wives (TNT, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premiere – More of the Ewings and then some other stupid reality show.
RuPaul’s Drag Race (Logo, 9pm) Season Premiere – America’s next Next Superstar.
Cryptid (Hist, 10pm) Series Premiere – Alleged mythical swamp creatures.
The Tanning of America (VH1, 11pm) Series Premiere – A four part series on hip-hop pop-culture.
Late Night with Seth Meyers (NBC, 12:36) Series Premiere – Really.

Tuesday

Amish Mafia/Clash of the Ozarks (Disc, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premiere – Some guy is back on top and then Arkansas family rivalry.
Game of Arms (AMC, 10pm) Series Premiere – Competitive arm wrestling!
Ink Master (Spike, 10pm) Season Premiere – Continuing my refinement of ink judgments.
Mind Games (ABC, 10pm) Series Premiere – Christian Slater is the kiss of death to a series these days but willing to check out he and Steve Zahn manipulating people.

Wednesday

Survivor (CBS, 8pm) Season Premiere – Cagayan anyone, this time its split into Brawn, Brains, and Beauty.
Mixology (ABC, 9:30pm) Series Premiere – Singles bar mingling, not supposed to be a winner but I’m always desperate for sitcoms.
The Americans (FX, 10pm) Season Premiere – Mission goes awry, I read two critics who say second season is even better than the first.
Legit/Ali G (FXX, 10/10:30pm) Season/Series Premieres – Our protagonist is a sex addict and then some sketches a la Borat.

Thursday

Countdown to the Oscars (ABC, 8pm) – In case you can’t wait until Sunday.
Mary Mary (WE, 9pm) Season Premiere – Returning from hiatus.
The Red Road (Sund, 9pm) Series Premiere – A sheriff forms a native american alliance, but pretty sure this isn’t Longmire.
Scandal (ABC, 10pm) Season Premiere – Something shocking?
Vikings (Hist, 10pm) Season Premiere – Someone recently was saying good things about this show I could never quite get into, take that for what its worth.
Portlandia (IFC, 10pm) Season Premiere – More of the randomness.

Friday

Inside Job/Save Our Business (TNT, 9/10pm) Series Premieres – Peeps looking for great gigs and bad companies trying to get it together.
Bellator MMA Live (Spike, 9pm) Season Premiere – Duke it out.
Hannibal (NBC, 10pm) Season Premiere – Oh how I missed the creepy crazies, will Will finally get a helpful medical diagnosis.
Betty White’s Off Their Rockers (Life, 10pm) Season Premiere – I hate that I feel bad saying a mean thing about Betty White.
Beyond Scared Straight (A&E, 10pm) Season Premiere – Will the aggressive regress?
Game of Stones (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – A rare stone collector.

Saturday

Deion’s Family Playbook (OWN, 10pm) Series Premiere – For those folks who need to see what Sanders is up to.

Sunday

Red Carpet/Oscars (ABC, 2/5:30pm) – And the winner is… speaking of my Oscar pool of course.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

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