Monday
- The Bachelor (ABC, 8pm) – For those doubters out there, we have a couple getting married.
- Gossip Girl (CW, 9pm) – I missed a bunch of these and now folks seem to be hooking up with their partners from three years ago.
- Trauma (NBC, 9pm) – Did you think this show was canceled?
Tuesday
- 90210/Melrose Place (CW, 8/9pm) – Trash or trashy goodness? I have given up but if you haven’t they’re back.
Wednesday
- America’s Next Top Model (CW, 8pm) Season Premiere – They’ve dropped the tiny models and are back for another season of bitchiness, I dropped this last season but I’m giving it another go.
- High Society (CW, 9:30pm) Series Premiere – Just what was missing from the schedule, more reality, this time following some Manhattan socialite and her ‘friends’.
- First Love, Second Chance (TVL, 10pm) Series Premiere – Couples that didn’t happen, give it another go.
- Billy the Exterminator (A&E, 10:30pm) Season Premiere – Billy exterminates.
Thursday
- Sober House (VH1, 10pm) Season Premiere – Some of the gang new and old gives sober living a shot, including Tom Sizemore, Heidi Fleiss, Dennis Rodman, Seth Binzer, Kari Ann Peniche, Kendra Jade Rossi, and Mike Starr, I still can’t look away.
Friday
- Numb3rs (CBS, 10pm) Finale – This show hasn’t officially been canceled but if you’re a fan you might get ready to say goodbye.
Saturday
- The Guard (Ion, 9/10pm) Series Premiere – The Canadian Coast Guard comes to the US.
Sunday
- Minute to Win It (NBC, 7pm) Series Premiere – What will contestants be asked to do in a minute?
- The Apprentice (NBC, 9pm) Season Premiere – Another round of ‘celebrities’ compete, who will be fired first? will Brett Michaels be seen without his bandanna?
- The Pacific (HBO, 9pm) – This ten part miniseries kicks off at Pearl Harbor.
- Ultimate Recipe Showdown (Food, 9pm) Season Premiere – Starting the season with comfort foods.
- Sons of Tucson (Fox, 9:30pm) Series Premiere – The kind of funny guy from Reaper pretends to be a foster parent to some kids.
- America’s Worst Driver (Trav, 10pm) Series Premiere – Do we really want to focus on bad driving.
- The Antonio Treatment (HGTV, 10pm) Series Premiere – Hmm, they are redoing a gym?
- Hoarding (TLC, 10pm) Series Premiere – If Hoarders wasn’t enough for you, you can chase it with some Hoarding.
- Kendra/Pretty Wild (E!, 10pm) Season/Series Premiere – Some girl is followed by a few girls.