Ho to the ho.

Monday

• American Country Awards (Fox, 8pm) – Trace Adkins and Kristin Chenoweth host.
• A Sing-off Christmas (NBC, 8pm) – You say Christmas, I say a capella group.
• Charlie Brown Christmas/Prep & Landing (ABC, 8/8:30pm) – Ho ho ho.
• The Mortified Sessions (Sund, 8pm) Series Premiere – Celebrities share past moments, mostly embarrassing we believe.
• T.I & Tiny (VH1, 9pm) Series Premiere – More following people reality style.
• Candy Queen (TLC, 10pm) Series Premiere – Because there aren’t enough dessert and event shows.
• Lizard Lick Towing (Tru, 10pm) Season Premiere – So I didn’t watch this show but apparently one of them got stabbed so they’re bringing in some new blood.
• Love Games (Oxy, 10pm) Season Premiere – Dating competition bad girl style.
• Stolen Voices, Buried Secrets/Stalked (ID, 10/10:30pm) Season Premieres – Crimes revisited.

Tuesday

• A Michael Bublé Christmas (NBC, 8pm) – I was thinking we needed a holiday variety show.
• Eureka/Warehouse 13/Haven (Syfy, 8/9/10pm) – It’s the syfy holiday season.
• Hidden City (Trav, 10pm) Series Premiere – Crime novelist Marcus Sakey digs up some real life untold stories.
• Moonshiners (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – If you were moon-shining in Appalachia or law enforcing moonshine I bet you thought there wouldn’t be a reality series about you.
• Teen Mom 2 (MTV, 10pm) Season Premiere – I think this is the second season about the second set of teen moms.
• Storage Wars (A&E, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – What’s in your unit?

Wednesday

• State of Play (BBCA, 10pm) Series Premiere – Murder and politics kicks off this miniseries.
• Toddlers & Tiaras (TLC, 10pm) Season Premiere – I hate the idea of this show.

Thursday

• The First 48/Beyond Scared Straight (A&E, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – A look at stuff and youngster gangsters.
• The Great Big American Auction (ABC, 10pm) – Ty Pennington takes another step away from Trading Spaces.
• Grimm (NBC, 10pm) – A special night and time investigating another fantastical criminal.

Friday

• Frosty the Snowman/Frosty Returns/Yes, Virginia/The Elf on the Shelf (CBS, 8-10pm) – Ho, ho, ho.
• Invention USA (Hist, 10pm) Series Premiere – Science experts check out amateur inventions.

Saturday

• Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer/The Flight Before Christmas (CBS, 8/9pm) – Ho, ho, ho.
• The American Giving Awards (NBC, 8pm) – Bob Costas hosts an award show honoring charities.
  
• Republican Presidential Candidate Debate (ABC, 9pm) – Stephanopoulos and Sawyer moderate.

Sunday

• Celebrity Rehab (VH1, 9pm)  – Season 4 revisited.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.