New and notable in the week ahead… procrastinator picks are underlined.
Monday
- Make It or Break It (ABCFam, 9pm) Series Premiere – Network keeps showing promos for the movie Stick It so I wouldn’t be the only one making the comparison, let’s hope it captures some of the wit.
- History Detectives (PBS, 9pm) Season Premiere – What did Thomas Edison invent, a phone to talk to the dead?
Tuesday
- Superstars (ABC, 8pm) Series Premiere – Celebs and athletes compete.
- America’s Got Talent (NBC, 9pm and Wed) Season Premiere – Probably won’t see Susan Boyle or Jerry Springer who is being replaced by Nick Cannon as host.
- The Best Thing I Ever Ate (Food, 9:30pm) Series Premiere – Chefs reminisce about food…
- Better Off Ted (ABC, 9:30pm) – Ted and Veronica and the gang are back to pick up the rest of the season in the weird work world.
- The Cleaner (A&E, 10pm) Season Premiere – Whoopi’s guesting but will she be the one who needs recovery?
- College Hill (BET, 10pm) Season Premiere
- NYC Prep (Brav, 10pm) Series Premiere – Will a look at real life prep schools be as entertaining as Gossip Girl, or more so?
- Primetime (ABC, 10pm) Season Premiere – The season kicks off with a look at teen pregnancy.
Wednesday
- The Philanthropist (NBC, 10pm) Series Premiere – For some reason I’m not enthused about rich playboy as rebel for the people but I’ll check out Jesse L Martin and Neve Campbell who join lead James Purefoy.
- The Real World (MTV, 10pm) Season Premiere – Really they’re doing this in Cancun?
Thursday
- Samantha Who?/In the Motherhood (ABC, 8/8:30pm) – They’re back for their remaining episodes as Sam dates Duran Duran’s John Taylor and the moms do something.
- Penn & Teller: Bullshit (Show, 10pm) Season Premiere– It says they’re looking at orgasms.
Friday
- Virtuality (Fox, 8pm) – I think this is a pilot for a series that didn’t see the light of day as a spaceship’s virtual reality system goes awry.
Saturday
- Action Sports (NBC, 11am) – When did the Dew tour become the Alli Dew tour, regardless this weekend it’s in Chicago for the BMX Open.
- Ellen’s Bigger Longer and Wider Show (TBS, 9pm) – Ellen does variety one more time and is joined by Kanye West and David Blaine among others.
Sunday
- Tour de France Preview (Vs, 4pm) – Sprints, mountains, time trials… but hopefully no doping drama.
- BET Awards (BET, 5pm) – Jamie Foxx hosts the celebrations or entertainers.
- HGTV Showdown (HGTV, 10pm) Season Premiere – This week’s it’s a battle of the backyards.
- Hung (HBO, 10pm) Series Premiere – High school teacher turned man whore?