Not a ton new happening until after the holidays, I suppose it’s time to start catching the end of year movie releases.
Monday
Phowned (Spike, 7pm) Series Premiere – Prank calls.
Howe & Howe Tech (Disc, 7pm) Season Premiere – The gents look into some metal stuff.
Mariah Carey (ABC, 9pm) – And she sings…
Intervention (A&E, 9pm) Season Premiere – Is it time to battle the addiction?
Swamp Men (NatGeo, 10pm) Series Premiere – Gator, raccoon, and snakes oh my.
Tuesday
I Want a Dog for Christmas, Charlie Brown (ABC, 8pm) – Don’t we all want a dog for Christmas?
Wednesday
24/7 (HBO), 10pm) Season Premiere – A look at the Pittsburgh Penguins and the Washington Capitals may explain what a capital is.
Thursday
Charlie Brown Christmas (ABC, 8pm) – First the dog, now what?
Friday
Yes, Virginia/Frosty the Snowman/Frosty Returns/I Get That A Lot (CBS, 9:30pm) – Holiday fun and then Heidi Klum, I think I would never recognize a celebrity in real life.
Saturday
WWE Tribute to the Troops (NBC, 9pm) – Do the troops really want to see wrestlers?
Sunday
Running Wilde (Fox, 7pm) – Never a good sign when they move new episodes of a show to Sunday at 7.
TNT is bringing back some good stuff before we hit the new year, did I say new year?
Monday
American Country Awards (Fox, 8pm) – Trace Adkins hosts the country kids.
The Sing-Off (NBC, 8pm) Season Premiere – I actually kind of enjoyed this a capella glee-esque reality competition.
The Closer/Men of a Certain Age (TNT, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – Will Brenda’s business change with a new chief and how will the men fare in business and in pleasure?
Next Great Baker (TLC, 9pm) Series Premiere – Pastry chefs compete.
Tabatha’s Salon Takeover (Brav, 10pm) Season Premiere – Hairy business.
True Life/The Vice Guide to Everything (MTV, 10/11/11:30pm) Season/Series Premieres – A look at ladies without sex and then lots of sex.
Tuesday
Charlie Brown Christmas (ABC, 8pm) – Good grief.
Minute to Win It (NBC, 8pm) Season Premiere – More weird tasks for money.
Cupcake Wars (Food, 9pm) Season Premiere – Cakes, small but with wow.
Here are a few more delightful items that I’ve come across during my days, and nights, of procrastinating.
I would like to be a pet person, but my apartment and my lifestyle do not allow it, so now and again I dabble with goldfish and what better way than in a special bowl. More options available on Apartment Therapy.
Somehow I can’t make my eyes see what this SF shot merely taken an angle really is.
Why aren’t all buildings shaped like what they sell? More to be found at mental_floss
I am enamored with polish though my professional skills would be challenged with these styles I’m going to give it a go thanks to the beautiful example of YSL polish from 80s Purple.
I don’t know if this bench would go with my panda footstool but it would go perfect somewhere, pointed out by laughing squid.
I don’t really understand how this works but who could not be obsessed with miniature mail shared by Design Sponge.
I’m not much of a bike rider myself but this horse bike or write bike might put me in the mood.
Animals are fun but animals in irregular situations are even more fun thanks to Wildlife Prints (via sfbaygirl) and Anthropology (via Apartment Therapy) more fun prints and pics at links.
Thanksgiving is over and time to officially start Christmas programming…
Monday
CMA Country Christmas (ABC, 9:30pm) – Holiday performances and traditions, country-style.
Tuesday
Christmas in Rockefeller Center (NBC, 8pm) – Natalie Morales and Al Roker host the celebs and the flipping of the switch.
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer/The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show (CBS, 8/10pm) – Fun for the whole family.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas/Shrek the Halls (ABC, 8/8:30pm) – Good green fun.
Strange Days with Bob Saget (A&E, 10/10:30pm) Series Premiere – Saget joins in subcultures to entertain with bikers and bigfoot.
Wednesday
The Grammy Nominations Concert Live (CBS, 10pm) – LL Cool J hosts noms and performances.
Celebrity Rehab with Dr Drew (VH1, 10pm) Season Premiere – I can’t resist the draw of the greatest train wreck show of all, but glad to say Dr Drew really is trying to help them.
Storage Wars (A&E, 10/10:30pm) Series Premiere – What happens when you stop paying for your storage unit?
Top Chef (Brav, 10pm) Season Premiere – The all-stars edition brings back contestants.
Thursday
Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town (ABC, 8pm) – He sees you when you’re sleeping…
Brad Meltzer’s Decoded (Hist, 10pm) Series Premiere – A ten-part series on conspiracies that may or may not be decoded.
Friday
Gold Rush (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – Who doesn’t think looking for gold in Alaska is a good idea in this latest reality?
Saturday
The Shield (Spike, 3am) – Reairing the pilot of this series that I never caught the first time around.
Sunday
Gene Simmons Family Jewels/The Hasselhoffs (A&E, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premiere – More family reality fare.
Bama Belles (TLC, 10pm) Series Premiere – Will it dispel clichés about Southern gals or reinforce them.
I Survived… (BIO, 10pm) Season Premiere – People survive yucky things.
Brandy & Ray J (VH1, 11pm) Season Premiere – I’m sure something happens.
1 vs. 100 (GSN, 7pm) Season Premiere – One person competes against one hundred in trivia.
Tuesday
Glory Daze (TBS, 10pm) Series Premiere – Four guys try to join fraternity life when heading off to college, though I enjoy a youngster frolic and an 80s show this doesn’t look good.
Wednesday
Human Target (Fox, 8pm) Season Premiere – I almost liked this spy guy for hire show last season, and will give it another shot to see how they tweaked.
25 Years of Sexy (ABC, 10pm) – Kim Kardashian hosts this look at People Magazine’s sexiest man alive past and present.
Thursday
Charlie Brown Thanksgiving (ABC, 8pm) – What’s Snoopy cooking up?
Pawn Queens (TLC, 10/10:30pm) Series Premiere – The ladies cater to the ladies in matters of pawn.
Friday
Homemade Millionaire (TLC, 10pm) Series Premiere – Kelly Ripa hosts some ladies trying to get their inventions selling on HSN.
Saturday
College Football?
Sunday
2010 American Music Awards (ABC, 8pm) – Current artists and The Backstreet Boys and New Kids on the Block.
Brew Masters (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – What goes into a craft brew?
Jilted? (WE, 10pm) Series Premiere – What happens when the ladies give an ultimatum?
Top Gear (Hist, 10pm) Series Premiere – Vehicle reviews.
I may have mentioned that whilst procrastinating I do things other than watch television, or at least sometimes things whilst watching television. What better way to procrastinate than good old web surfing. I often come across random things that delight me in one way or another and following is the first in what may become somewhat irregular posts of things that I thought others might delight in as well.
I have a fondness for tigers (among other critters), so I delighted in sfgirlbybay‘s photographers of tigers real and plastic, oh and other animals too.
I just met misery bear, and he’s adorable, though not called misery bear for nothing.
The Daily What points out some fashion that might have Dave Rittinger taking going green too far (check link for other leaf variations).
sfgirlbybay’s weekly post brings much delight, not sure which I like best, the book walker, the chair benches, or the book installations (check link for full gallery of images).
I’ve always been a fan of the hunting lodge head on wall (in a tribute to a beautiful animal sort of way and not a creepy hunt and put a dead head on the wall kind of way) and Apartment Therapy gives some wonderful moose and deer options (more of each at links).
I keep trying to become a person who can just randomly throw down origami, but am not disciplined enough to learn how to do anything except fan fold a napkin. This guy puts me (and really anyone) to shame, check out his story and slide show sadly noting his passing at NY Times (pointed out by Craft).
I tend to not pass along the just plain cute, but apparently there is a new baby animal book from zooborns, I could look through their site for hours (from Boing Boing).
And please let thoughts be known about the host of random items or ideas for a more descriptive title in the comments.
Decision Points (NBC, 8pm) – Matt Lauer has a conversation with George W. Bush about his book and his time in office.
Strike Force (NatGeo, 10pm) Series Premiere – Week one, is cageless underwater shark feeding good for tourists or sharks?
Conan (TBS, 11pm) – He’s back… so catch Coco, Andy, and Jimmy Vivino hosting the house band.
Tuesday
Auction Hunters (Spike, 10pm) Series Premiere – Auction show #478…
The Fashion Show (Brav, 10pm) Season Premiere – Since Runway moved to Lifetime here’s a different crew of designers with Iman.
Wednesday
CMA Awards (ABC, 8pm) – Hosted by Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood and a country tune or two.
Psych (USA, 10pm) Season Premiere – The fake psychic and his sidekick keep detecting.
Thursday
Burn Notice (USA, 10pm) Season Premiere – This generation’s MacGyver tries to prevent a bombing…
Friday
Avalon High/Wizards of Waverly Place (Dis, 8/9:30pm) Season Premiere – First a flick about high school Camelot and then the wizards are back and going public.
Saturday
Back From Hell (Com, 10pm) – Clips and comedians in a tribute to Sam Kinison.
Tracy Morgan (HBO, 10pm) – Performing his Black and Blue standup.
Sunday
Sarah Palin’s Alaska (TLC, 9pm) Series Premiere – Seeing the sights of Alaska through Palin’s eyes, take that however you will.
In Treatment (HBO, 9/9:30pm) Season Premiere – The doctor is in.
Dead Set (IFC, 9pm) Series Premiere – If I understand this correctly the miniseries, airing each night this week, has zombies attacking Big Brother, I guess that’s one way to make it interesting.
Tuesday
Raising Hope (Fox, 9pm) – An hour of Hope is a bad sign for Running Wilde.
16 & Pregnant (MTV, 10pm) Season Premiere – More pregnant teens.
Auction Kings (Disc, 10/10:30pm) Series Premiere – Aren’t there already a few of these auction shows?
Dance Cam Slam (VH1, 10pm) Series Premiere – Reality shows get cheaper with folks sending in dance moves from their own computers.
Wednesday
World Series (Fox, 4:30pm) – Go Giants.
Friday Night Lights (DirTV, 9pm) Season Premiere – The final season begins, and it’s a Wednesday, I’m just irritated that they stopped replaying this on ABC Family, I guess I’ll have to move to netflix as I’m only on season two.
I’ll Do Anything (BBCA, 9pm) Series Premiere – Folks compete to get on the big stage.
Hollywood Treasure (Syfy, 10pm) Series Premiere – It’s basically another auction show but for Hollywood memorabilia.
Thursday
It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (ABC, 8pm, and Fri) – ‘Tis the season.
Scared Shrekless (NBC, 8pm, and Sat) – Shrek leads the Halloween spirit and pushes Community to 8:30, though why we’re losing 30Rock for the night and not Outsourced is beyond me.
Police Women of Dallas (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – This season moves to Dallas to follow police women, I guess the title is pretty self explanatory.
Ancient Aliens (Hist, 10pm) Season Premiere – A look at places that have some mysterious history.
Fact or Faked (Syfy, 10pm) Season Premiere – The truth behind mysterious images caught on camera.
The Fairy Jobmother (Life, 11pm) Series Premiere – A career specialist helps folks in need.
Friday
What Not To Wear (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – They’re back and starting with a makeover of Facts of Life’s Mindy Cohn.
Snow Men (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – Folks open snowy roads, maybe for Ice Road Truckers.
Saturday
Monsters vs. Aliens (NBC, 8:30pm) – Now you will wonder is it a jack-o-lantern or is it an alien?
The Graham Norton Show (BBCA, 10pm) Season Premiere – Russell Howard and Charlotte Church guest.
Sunday
Outrageous Food (Food, 10pm) Series Premiere – Biggest burgers, hottest peppers, and more.
The Walking Dead (AMC, 10pm) Series Premiere – This new series explores a world taken over by zombies, I’m sensing a zombie theme week.
* Times noted are PST and schedule as always is subject to change.