flick fun: colombiana

Well we’re heading from a feast season into famine, and what better way to close out a wave of movies than with some good action fun. Zoe Saldana is out for revenge and is willing to do whatever it takes. The movie actually spends a good deal of time setting up young Zoe who, seeing her parents killed as a ten year old, starts with an awesome chase scene of her own. Saldana takes over and we’re happy to watch her, not only because she’s totally hot, but because she plots out some intricate as well as brutal attacks. Now this clearly isn’t a fine film, a couple points I think may have been cheesier than intended, but I was delighted with my choice nonetheless.

As a side note I completely spaced that I also saw The Help last week. A lovely cast takes on the story of a woman trying to tell the story of the unheard women who care for the white families. A pretty good movie, but what often elevates in the combination of drama, comedy, and some poignant moments ended up feeling a bit uneven.

Notable dvd releases 8/30:

  • In A Better World – This Danish film garnered Oscar and Golden Globe so is perhaps worth a look, putting in the queue.
  • Prom – Some teen thing that didn’t even hit my radar, pass.
  • Tyler Perry’s Medea’s Big Happy Family – I assume if you watch these this is along those lines, pass.
  • 90210 (S3) – I tried out of loyalty to the original but couldn’t get on board, pass.
  • Cougar Town (S2) – This show has actually hit a funny stride, can’t wait for fall.
  • Desperate Housewives (S7) – I can’t seem to stick with these soapy shows for more than a season or two, pass.
  • Hell’s Kitchen (S5) – I don’t like the yeller, pass.
  • House (S7) – Another season of diagnosis, I am begrudgingly still watching.
  • Parenthood (S2) – This show also grew on me, enjoying the family drama.
  • Running Wilde (S1) – Almost a good show if you like the quirky sort.
  • Sons of Anarchy (S3) – If you’re not watching this show, get started now, a favorite.
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new and noteworthy tv: 8/29-9/4

Time to decide how much tennis to TiVo…

Monday

  • Basketball Wives LA (VH1, 8pm) Series Premiere – Because we need another show about wives.
  • Crave (Food, 8:30pm) Series Premiere – Starting with a look for the ultimate slice.
  • American Chopper/Carfellas (Disc, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – Bikes, cars…
  • Design on a Dime (HGTV, 10pm) Season Premiere – Consider a bold palette.
  • Ridiculousness/Death Valley/Cuff’d (MTV, 10/10:30/11pm) Series Premieres – Internet videos, LAPD’s Undead Task Force, and teen arrests.

Tuesday

  • Big Sexy (TLC, 10pm) Series Premiere – A reality show about some gals who show how awesome it is to be plus sized.
  • Chopped (Food, 10pm) Season Premiere – Past winners return to compete.
  • Quirky (Sund, 10pm) Series Premiere – I think this is like one of those other shows where people invent things.

Wednesday

  • Dark Matters (Sci, 10pm) Series Premiere – Unusual science research?

Thursday

  • I’m Pregnant and… (Health, 10pm) Season Premiere – The ‘…and’ refers to some irregular scenario like my husband wants to become a woman.

Friday

  • Man, Woman, Wild (Disc, 9pm) Season Premiere – Lost at sea…

Saturday

  • US Open Tennis (Various) – The CBS coverage picks up today with 3rd round, and ESPN2 has the earlier and other ongoing coverage.
  • I Faked My Own Death (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – I guess enough people have done it enough for a series.

Sunday

  • Masterpiece: Inspector Lewis (PBS, 9pm) – More inspecting…
  • All American Handyman (HGTV, 9pm) Season Premiere – I can only assume this man is handy.
  • Border Wars (NGC, 9pm) Season Premiere – What do they confiscate…
  • Dinosaur Revolution (Disc, 9pm) Series Premiere – Evolution or revolution in this new animated series.
  • The Good Wife (CBS, 9:30pm) – A look back at the first couple seasons to catch folks up to date, not sure how compelling the special is but the show definitely is.
  • Las Vegas Jailhouse (Tru, 10pm) Season Premiere – Jailhouse rock…

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

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flick fun: point blank

If I’m using my sister’s rule that a movie should have a literal description this French thriller might be called Nurse’s Aid has a Killer Day. We follow this guy who is thrown into an incredible situation and does everything he can and more to save his pregnant wife. What makes it work in addition to the pretty nonstop fast pace is the situation and the characters. Who do you turn to when the criminals and the cops are after you? Not a revolutionary film but good fun all around.

Notable dvd releases 8/23:

  • The Beaver – I think everyone missed this Mel Gibson uses a puppet movie for good reason.
  • POM Wonderful Presents: The Greatest Movie Ever Sold – I’m actually remotely interested in Morgan Spurlock’s all product placement, maybe.
  • Win Win – I actually meant to catch this Paul Giamatti odd comedy on release, going in the queue.
  • Brothers & Sisters (S5) – Gave up on this season 1.
  • The Event (S1) – I never cared what ‘the event’ was.
  • Gossip Girl (S4) – Enjoyed it at first but some things weren’t meant to last.
  • NCIS (S8) – I’m actually not sure I’ve ever seen an episode of this show.
  • NCIS: LA (S2) – Not a bad procedural but I didn’t ever quite get on board with this version of military investigation.
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new and noteworthy tv: 8/22-8/28

My Tivo is down to 5%, ready for some fall tv to kick in…

Monday

  • La La’s Full Court Life/The TO Show (VH1, 9/9:30pm) Season Premieres – It’s a basketball wife story and a football star with ACL issues story.
  • Top Gear (BBCA, 9pm) Season Premiere – Apparently one doesn’t need to be a gearhead to appreciate this look at the fancies.
  • Lizard Lick Towing/Bear Swamp (Tru, 9:30/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – Repoing of vehicles and other things aren’t always easy.

Tuesday

  •  Ludo Bites America (Sund, 9pm) Season Finale – These pop up chefs make their final stop in Redondo Beach, where will their culinary skills land.

Wednesday

  • Buried Treasure (Fox, 8pm) Series Premiere – It’s like taking Antiques Roadshow on the road.
  • Ghost Hunters (Syfy, 9pm) Season Premiere – Apparently there are either a lot of ghosts or these hunters aren’t that successful.
  • Happy Endings (ABC, 9:30pm) – An unaired episode of these
  • Confessions: Animal Hoarding (AnPl, 10pm) Season Premiere – If you thought hoarding was depressing…
  • Top Chef Just Desserts (Brav, 10pm) Season Premiere – Bake ’til you drop.

Thursday

  • Rising (Disc, 8pm) Series Premiere – A look at the rebuilding of ground zero.

Friday

  • Rat Busters NYC (AnPl, 10pm) Series Premiere – I think ‘rat’ means rat.

Saturday

  • Doctor Who (BBCA, 9pm) Season Premiere – Back to the time travel for the doctor.
  • 24/7 (HBO, 10pm) Season Premiere – Mayweather and Ortiz train for their bout.

Sunday

  • Tennis (CBS, 9/10:30) – Arthur Ashe Kids’ Day is followed by the official preview of the US Open starting on Monday.
  • Madden NFL (NBC, 7pm) – Celebrities and NFL greats take on a little flag football.
  • MTV Music Video Awards (MTV, 9pm) – Another year another…
  • I Just Want My Pants Back (MTV, 11pm) Series Premiere – Post collegiate Brooklyn hipsters try to entertain in this latest series.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

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flick fun: cowboys & aliens

I feel like we’re heading into the Daniel Craig season. This flick isn’t all that groundbreaking even with its mix of genres but it’s entertaining.

Daniel Craig can’t remember anything, but he shows up and is bad-ass enough to make us question his background, even without the space age bracelet. When the aliens attack, it brings out folks’ true colors. Is it just me or is it hard to believe that people as attractive as Daniel Craig and Olivia Wilde are compatible with 1873?

I was all aboard the people of different backgrounds coming together to fight the good fight. It didn’t really matter what they were fighting. Summer fun, plus I earned my $10 bonus on my AMC Rewards card so it was like it was free, you know except for the popcorn.

Notable dvd releases 8/16:

  • The Conspirator – I couldn’t and can’t quite bring myself to be that interested in the President Lincoln trial, pass.
  • Jane Eyre – Decently reviewed but I just can’t get that excited about the latest adaptation, pass.
  • Priest – This post-apocalyptic vampire was almost up my alley but a little too dreadful looking to bother, pass.
  • Something Borrowed – Good cast of Kate Hudson and Ginnifer Goodwin but romcoms shouldn’t be based on sleeping with your best friend’s fiancé, pass.
  • Dexter (S5) – Will he almost get caught again, alas I do love the Dexter.
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new and noteworthy tv: 8/15-8/21

Another week another crop of…

Monday

  • The Lying Game (ABCFam, 9pm) Series Premiere – Twins separated at birth and one takes the other’s place to find the truth… and no this isn’t the new Sarah Michelle Gellar series.
  • Millionaire Matchmaker/Most Eligible Dallas (Brav, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – Annoying dating champ is back and is followed by a group of apparently eligible Dallas folk.
  • Dina’s Party (HGTV, 10pm) Series Premiere – Weekly party planning from one of the real housewives.
  • Hair Battle Spectacular (Oxy, 10pm) Season Premiere – I think they’re doing things that are not just the latest bob.

Tuesday

  • Downsized/Family Restaurant (WE, 91/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – A family continues with financial issues and then a family run Chinese restaurant.
  • What Not to Wear (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – I wish Stacy & Clinton could help me decide whether to return these boots.

Wednesday

  • Law & Order: UK/The Hour (BBCA, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – The L&O series lives on, and then a 50s era behind the scenes of an investigative news mag show.
  • Ton of Cash (VH1, 9pm) Series Premiere – Which contestant will prove themselves worthy of a big payout?
  • CMT Made (CMT, 10pm) Series Premiere – Folks try to change their lives, country folks.
  • Outrageous Kids Parties (TLC, 10pm) Season Premiere – Over the top displays of wealth are kind of annoying, over the tops displays of wealth for kids are…

Thursday

  • Salvage Code Red (NGC, 8pm) Season Premiere – Diving for wreckage.
  • Blog Cabin (DIY, 9pm) Season Premiere – Building a cabin (not sure why it’s blog related).
  • Beyond Scared Straight (A&E, 10pm) Season Premiere – Is beyond straight crooked?
  • Nightmare Next Door (ID, 10pm) Season Premiere – A look at old crimes and their perpetrators.

Friday

  • Tanked (AnPl, 9pm) Series Premiere – What industry have we not visited? A family that builds fish tanks?

Saturday

  • Visa Championships (NBC, 8pm) – The women’s gymnasts throw down.
  • Bizarre ER (Health, 10pm) Season Premiere – Behind the scenes odd ailments.

Sunday

  • US Open Series (ESPN2/CBS, various) – The tennis series continues with the finals on Sunday in Cincinnati.
  • Home Takeover with Simon & Tomas (OWN, 11pm) Series Premiere – A European approach to home makeovers.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

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flick fun: rise of the planet of the apes

I’m not opposed to a standard sci fi action drama but was glad to see that this origins flick tried to be a little more. Before the apes ruled the world there was one. And I actually enjoyed the character of Caesar the ape, who at the hands of science, grows up right before our eyes. His awakening to his surroundings and his struggles through the movie are what really compel.

The people in the movie are all for the most part a little less dimensional. Franco is effective enough as the paternal scientist though at times his naiveté (or stupidity) is a little annoying. His pretty girlfriend, Freida Pinto, shows up just enough to make a few cautionary utterances, though mostly it seems like they don’t talk of anything happening that’s of import. And John Lithgow adds a lovely layer and emotional drive.

The special effects, primarily the apes all being cgi, is effectively done, although at times a little disconcerting when they’re just supposed to be apes. Maybe not perfect in either aspect there is both enough action as well as enough nods to a more complex allegory to keep me engaged.

Notable dvd releases 8/9:

  • Jumping the Broom – Nothing compelling me to check out this two families conflict coming up to a wedding, pass.
  • Mars Needs Moms – Animated space hijinks, pass.
  • Paul – This sci fi spoof almost looks funny from the director of Superbad/Adventureland, probably pass.
  • Super – Cast of Rainn Wilson, Liv Tyler, and Ellen Page almost make this this downtrodden man tries to be a superhero appealing, probably pass.
  • Your Highness – Terrible reviews kept me away from this low-brow knights genre comedy, pass.
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new and noteworthy tv: 8/8-8/14

We’re all just waiting it out until September when the fall series start to hit, but until then there is still always something new.

Monday

  • Bachelor Pad (ABC, 8pm) Season Premiere – This is the one where the castoffs hook up.
  • Tia & Tamara (Style, 9pm) Series Premiere – I was wondering why there weren’t more reality series that followed random celebrities like the former stars of ‘Sister, Sister’.
  • Donna Decorates Dallas (HGTV, 10pm) Series Premiere – Starts with a master bedroom makeover.
  • Sugar High (Food, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – Duff from ‘Ace of Cakes’ travels to other sweet shops.

Tuesday

  • Auction Kings/Dirty Money (Disc, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premiere – Sell collectibles, transform collectibles.
  • Gordon Ramsay’s F Word (BBCA, 9pm) Season Premiere – I don’t know, one of these Gordon Ramsay shows.
  • I Escaped/Big Law (ID, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premiere – Escape from prison and then someone called Butterbean becomes a deputy somewhere.
  • Top Shot (Hist, 10pm) Season Premiere – Expert marksmen compete.

Wednesday

  • Primetime Nightline: Celebrity Secrets (ABC, 10pm) – No one really cares about this but there’s nothing really new today.

Thursday

  • Russian Dolls (Life, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – More annoying reality women, these ones are of Russian heritage.

Friday

  • Karaoke Battle USA (ABC, 9pm) Series Premiere – For all the people that people like Simon said sound like they’re singing karaoke.
  • Strike Back (Cin, 10pm) Series Premiere – It’s time to follow some terrorist fighters.

Saturday

  • Action Sports (Sat/Sun, NBC, 1:30pm) – The Dew Tour hits Portland.
  • Wrestlemania (NBC, 9pm) – The Rock hosts, is he still going by the Rock but maybe only at wrestling events?

Sunday

  • Tennis (ESPN2, various) – The US Open series hits Toronto with the Rogers Cup.
  • I.Am.First/CMA Music Festival (ABC, 7pm) – Science and math and tunes followed by tunes of the country variety.
  • In the Flow with Affion Crockett (Fox, 9pm) Series Premiere – Sketch comedy with some guy whose name spelling I checked a couple times.
  • The Great Food Truck Race (Food, 10pm) Season Premiere – Cooking competition on wheels.
  • Unusual Suspects (ID, 10pm) Season Premiere – An old crime solved.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

 

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new summer show roundup

Well it’s that time of year again, the summer fluff is mostly out. And what do I think so far?

  • Alphas (Syfy) Stay Tuned – This is yet another spin on the Heroes theme, certain folks have unique abilities, this time they’re working with the government to stop the evil but good and evil just might not be all that clear, this isn’t as campy as some which may make it more watchable or may make it less engaging.
  • Awkward (Mtv) Stay Tuned – The high school awkward phase has been done before but there’s just a dash enough of good writing to make the characters and situations interesting, will she make it work with her crush, or is there another guy out there for her, and how much humiliation in the interim.
  • Combat Hospital (ABC) Tune Out – Grey’s Anatomy at war didn’t engage me enough to stick through the first episode which maybe isn’t fair or maybe watching at least part was more time than it was worth.
  • Falling Skies (TNT) Tune Out – I was borderline on this, it’s not a bad show, about putting up the good fight after an alien invasion, but I just found I didn’t much care about the battles or the relationships.
  • The Glee Project (Oxy) Tune In – This is my favorite new show, it has all the ingredients of a singing competition, but the combination of elements in each episode (initial challenge, music video, and final singing for save) and the reality of competing for a role in a specific show with really talented kids makes it a must see.
  • Franklin & Bash (TNT) Stay Tuned – The cases and premise are pretty dumb but Mark-Paul Gosselaar and Breckin Meyer are still somehow kind of endearing in their rebellious lawyer style.
  • Happily Divorced (TVL) Tune Out – Unless you have really been missing The Nanny, this dated feeling sitcom about Fran living with her gay now ex husband is a pass.
  • Love Bites (NBC) Stay Tuned – This show didn’t catch on but it was actually a pretty good take on the romcom, boiling every possible story down to three vignettes an episode.
  • Necessary Roughness (USA) Stay Tuned – A newly separated shrink gets what seems like a windfall when she’s asked to help out professional football player, but athletes, the team’s staff, and her family may still all be too crazy, she’s pretty likable in the overarching football story but the weekly cases in other sports seem a little too pat.
  • The Nine Lives of Chloe King (ABCFam) Tune Out – Always willing to give the weird a shot, in this version this girl finds she’s descended from some sort of cat people, she’s the hope of the race but unfortunately may kill anyone she gets kissy with, will she survive long enough to… whatever it is she’s supposed to do, just nothing really to grab onto.
  • The Protector (Life) Tune Out – Not a terrible show but just nothing noteworthy about this police procedural where the title character is a woman trying to balance family and work.
  • State of Georgia (ABCFam) Tune Out – Raven-Symoné and Majandra Delfino attempt to play this generation’s Lucy and Ethel and I just can’t get on board.
  • Suits (USA) Stay Tuned – It’s unbelievable that a lawyer would risk it all to hire a non law school grad to his firm that only hires Harvard grads, but this all business ‘closer’ has a dynamic with his protege who reads and learns it all protege that is keeping me engaged.
  • Switched at Birth (ABCFam) Tune Out – This show was actually sort of sweet in the look at the families and difficulties of two girls who learn they were the biological daughters of different families but it was a little too sappy too keep up with.
  • Teen Wolf (MTV) Tune Out – I was intrigued by the new guy as wolf trying to balance that along with friends and romance but it just got too stupid.
  • Web Therapy (Show) Stay Tuned – I wanted to like this Lisa Kudrow as internet shrink as her web series made the leap to broadcast, but couldn’t quite enjoy her terrible advice or uncomfortable relationship with her husband.
  • Wilfred (Fx) Tune In – The US update to the wacky Australian concept where a guy sees a dog as a man in a dog suit is super odd but I can’t turn away as I wait for whatever unpredictable hijinks Wilfred will get them into.

What else is sticking around in the TiVo queue: Burn Notice, Celebrity Rehab, Closer, Drop Dead Diva, In Plain Sight, Leverage, Louie, Project Runway, White Collar and on occasion but tenuous Eureka, Glades, Rizzoli & Isles.

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