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Chatted with a fellow tv aficionado (similar passion differing shows)… She asked me what I thought about all the hubbub surrounding The Game of Thrones. I had to admit that the show was on ‘real cable’ so not only did I not keep up, but I had actually managed to avoid finding out what the hubbub was all about. Not because I’m not always intrigued by tv talk but because I do intend to watch the series at some point and as much as I can avoid the drama around the drama that surrounds the plot the better.

I also refrained from chiming in on a question put forth from a Facebook friend regarding spoilers on Facebook or Twitter. Not because I didn’t have an opinion but because I am a huge anti spoiler proponent and am starting to wonder if my lines are too strict, I tend to stifle as many television conversations as I promote. But to be honest the argument that if I cared enough I would watch live just can’t be lived up to. I watch more television that most healthy people and I don’t watch everything. With the state of technology today sometimes I do save shows, either proactively or by default, and would like to view them with a clean slate like folks who watch live.

With more and more people shifting television, either by an hour/day/week/month/year are we beholden to a different standard or a different method of television watching and discussion? Does live conversation come to the responsibility of the listener to shut their ears? If something is within a timeframe East Coast/West Coast/UK/Live Watchers/DVR Watchers/Netflix Streamers at what point is it fair game?

Part of the conversation is the format, Twitter/Facebook vs. a Headline vs. Content. Personally I feel like I can scan headlines and decide whether I want to read an article but if your tweet is not that there is news, but what the news is I don’t have an opportunity to turn away. And yes I can choose who to follow, so while I might not follow American Idol proper or enthusiasts to avoid spoilers (btw I’m totally over Idol), I follow a lot of TV peeps and I have mostly been able to do so without results or killings immediately shared. Of course the people I follow do write more in depth articles, often graciously dubbed with Spoiler Alerts in case I’m in questionable territory, and I can choose to pass, or save for later.

That’s not to say that it’s not ok to talk about television. Reviewers mostly get material ahead of time, sometimes an episode and sometimes a series, and they can review a show without telling me what happened, a review is held to a different standard than say a recap. I just think the standard should be held to a similar as one in person. Did you see last night’s episode of Game of Thrones? If the answer is yes, read on… if the answer is no, don’t shout out ‘wasn’t it crazy that it was all a dream’, before I have a chance to turn away.

Now don’t even get me started on people who tweet sports…

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new and noteworthy tv: 6/3-6/9

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Monday

  • The Fosters (ABCF, 9pm) Season Premiere – Teri Polo play a cop, perhaps with a hear of gold, in this foster family drama that will probably be a little more moral than if it were on ABC. 
  • Push Girls (Sund, 10pm) Season Premiere – Love and betrayal.
  • Mistresses (ABC, 10pm) Series Premiere – This just looks sooo dumb.
  • Teen Wolf (MTV, 10pm) Season Premiere – More wolfishness.

Tuesday

  • America’s Got Talent (9pm, NBC) Season Premiere – Mel B and Heidi Klum join the panel of judges.
  • Bang Goes the Theory (BBCA, 9pm) Season Premiere – Science and power.
  • Exit (Syfy, 10pm) Series Premiere – Competing to get out of booby trapped spaces.
  • Pretty Wicked Moms (Life, 10pm) Series Premiere – Follows Dance Moms so…
  • The Alectrix (MTV, 11pm) Series Premiere – The band gets a new manager.

Wednesday

  • CMT Music Awards/Redneck Island (CMT, 8/10:30pm) – Why does Kristen Bell host this, the awards not the island?
  • Beverly Hills Pawn (Reelz, 9pm) Series Premiere – Because they’ve got the good stuff in these hills.
  • Toddlers & Tiara/The Good Buy Girls (TLC, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – Children and then adults acting like children behind the scenes of home shopping.
  • Chef Roble & Co (Brav, 10pm) Season Premiere – Chef it up.
  • Paranormal Witness (Syfy, 10pm) Season Premiere – Discount on a house with devil worshipping?
  • Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman (Sci, 10pm) Season Premiere – More science.

Thursday

  • NBA Finals (ABC, 6pm) – Go basketball.
  • The Hero/72 Hours (TNT, 8/9pm) Series Premieres – The Rock gets people to compete in a more extreme way then folks have three days to find some cash.
  • Style Pop (Sty, 8pm) Series Premiere – Chatting about pop culture and style.
  • Burn Notice/Graceland (USA, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – The final season of our burned spy followed by a house of undercover agents at the beach, worth a watch.
  • Race to the Scene (Reelz, 9pm) Series Premiere – A look a movie scenes like Forrest Gump and Independence Day.
  • In the Flesh (BBCA, 10pm) Series Premiere – Can a zombie be rehabbed and returned home, I’m intrigued?

Friday

  • Continuum (Syfy, 10pm) Season Premiere – The cop from the future is still in the present. 

Saturday

  • Sinbad/Primeval: The New World (Syfy, 9/10pm) Series Premieres – New series where Sinbad stands up to the prince and science guys investigate dinosaurs out of space and time. 

Sunday

  • Tony Awards (CBS, 8pm) – Now NPH hosting this makes sense. 
  • HGTV Star (HGTV, 8pm) Season Premiere – Ten designers compete starting with showing their own style.
  • Falling Skies (TNT, 9pm) Season Premiere – Apparently this show is still on.
  • Mountain Men (Hist, 9pm) Season Premiere – Into the wild.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

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now available on dvd: silver linings playbook

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Summer blockbusters are coming but just in case you don’t feel like leaving your home, there’s a few items that might be worth a watch:

  • Django Unchained (4/16) – It’s very Tarantino for good and for bad, it’s in interesting and engaging tale of Western style revenge, I found enough likable to get me through a few awkward points.
  • Life of Pi (3/12) – Visually impressive and although not a perfect movie a surprisingly decent adaptation of an unadaptable book.
  • Lincoln (3/26) – Daniel Day Lewis is captivating, which is fortunate because it is an awful lot of him talking.
  • Silver Linings Playbook (4/30) – A great watch for a whole cast on the edge of crazy, and yes I know there were flaws.
  • This is 40 (3/22) – Some funny moments but too much of a couple truly arguing for me to laugh much.

Possibly checking out: Gangster Squad (4/23), Hitchcock (3/12), The Impossible (4/23), Jack Reacher (5/7), Killing Them Softly (3/26), Parker (5/21), Zero Dark Thirty (3/19).

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new and noteworthy tv: 5/27-6/2

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Get ready for summer…

Monday

  • French Open (ESPN2/NABC, various) – Hello week day tennis!
  • The Bachelorette (ABC, 8pm) Season Premiere – The latest lady castoff gets her moment of choosing. 
  • Cake Boss (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – Post hurricane Sandy.
  • The Glades/Longmire (A&E, 9/10pm) Season Premiere – New dead body and botched prison transfer.
  • Hit the Floor (VH1, 9pm) Series Premiere – Following a professional basketball team’s dance squad.

Tuesday

  • Extreme Weight Loss (ABC, 8pm) Season Premiere – Twins who weigh over 800 pounds. 
  • Family SOS with Jo Frost (TLC, 9pm) Series Premiere – Supernanny extends her domain.
  • The Haves and the Have Nots (OWN, 9pm) Series Premiere – I didn’t realize Oprah did dramas in this look at family of Savannah wealthy and their intertwined family staff.
  • Brooklyn DA (CBS, 10pm) Series Premiere – Six part docuseries.
  • Tattoo Nightmares/Never Ever Do This At Home (Spike, 10/11pm) Season/Series Premieres – Once you go pentagram… and then testing the outcome of things you shouldn’t do.

Wednesday

  • The American Baking Competition (CBS, 8pm) Series Premiere – More cooking competitions, this hosted by Jeff Foxworthy?
  • Melissa & Joey/Baby Daddy/Dancing Fools (ABCF, 8/8:30/9pm) Season/Series PremieresWho’s the Boss returns, the dudes taking care of the baby, and then for some reason there hasn’t been a ‘funny’ dance competition until now.
  • Love Thy Neighbor (OWN, 9pm) Series Premiere – Oprah apparently does sitcoms too, this one set in a diner.
  • Healing in the Heartland (NBC, 9pm) – Musical benefit.
  • Top Shot (Hist, 10pm) Season Premiere – All-stars!

Thursday

  • Renovation Raiders (HGTV, 9pm) Series Premiere – I’m not sure how much secret remodeling can be done while folks are out to dinner. 
  • Beyond Scared Straight (A&E, 10pm) Season Premiere – What is beyond?

Friday

  • Bridezillas/Marriage Boot Camp/Pregnant and Dating (WE, 8/9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – Love of weddings makes you do crazy things and those who might get help and then, well for those who date during those designated 9 mos.
  • Randy to the Rescue (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – Wedding planning.
  • Treehouse Masters (AnPl, 10pm) Series Premiere – Not to be confused with Ultimate Treehouses.

Saturday

  • Celebrity Ghost Stories/The Haunting Of (BIO, 9/10pm) Season Premiere – Mocking comment here.
  • Fish Tank Kings (NatGeoW, 9pm) Season Premiere – VW fishtank.
  • Golden Sisters (OWN, 10pm) Series Premiere – Following the salon.

Sunday

  • The Killing (AMC, 8pm) Season Premiere – No comment.
  • The Real Housewives of New Jersey/Princesses (Brav, 8/9pm) Season/Series Premieres – Bleh.
  • The Women’s Concert for Change (NBC, 9pm) – I don’t think they mean outfit change.
  • Call of the Wildman/Top Hooker (AnPl, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – Uninvited critters and fishing not whoring
  • Food Network Star (Food, 9pm) Season Premiere – Get ready for your opportunity.
  • Keeping Up with the Kardashians/The Wanted Life (E!, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premiere – More of them and then British band Wanted.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

 

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new and noteworthy tv: 5/20-5/26

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Memorial Day weekend seems to be timed perfectly with Arrested Development and the French Open… Far be it from me to do something crazy like travel…

Monday

  • The Goodwin Games (Fox, 8:30pm) Series Premiere – Kids compete for estranged dead father’s dough, a new comedy with some talent that could make it fun game.
  • James May’s Man Lab (BBCA, 10pm) Series Premiere – Relearning some skills.

Tuesday

  • The Bachelor (ABC, 8pm) – The Bachelor’s funniest moments.
  • Bad Girls All Star Battle (Oxy, 9pm) Series Premiere – Keep your friends close.

Wednesday

  • Masterchef (Fox, 8pm) Season Premiere – Home cooks try to get in the game. 

Thursday

  • Save Me (NBC, 8pm) Series Premiere – Anne Heche returns, this time as a reborn gal looking for redemption, part black comedy, part laugher, but rumor has it few laughs, we’ll see.
  • Does Someone Have to Go? (Fox, 9pm) Series Premiere – I want to pick who gets fired at my job.
  • Four Weddings (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – More betrothal festivities.
  • Showville (AMC, 9pm) Series Premiere – Hey kids let’s put on a show… Hollywood coaches audition.
  • Rookie Blues (ABC, 10pm) Season Premiere – I don’t think they’re rookies anymore but I haven’t tuned in.

Friday

  • Brain Games (Fox, 9pm) – Friends turned me on to this games and experiments showing how the brain and perception are linked, I swear those were two different colors of gray. 

Saturday

  • Ultimate BBQ Cookout Countdown (ABC, 9pm) – Cook it good. 

Sunday

  • Arrested Development (Netflix) – The Bluths are back and the new season all out today on Netflix, takes a look at where each of the misfits are now.
  • French Open (NBC/ESPN2, various) – Who will be the king, and queen, of the clay?
  • Rock My RV with Bret Michaels (Trav, 9pm) Series Premiere – I don’t know why Bret is pimping RVs. 

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

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new and noteworthy tv: 5/13-5/19

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Not quite done with this year but not quite ready for summer series…

Monday

  • 90210 (CW, 8pm) Series Finale – And the people who aren’t Brenda and Brandon and Dylan and Kelly and… are done. 

Tuesday

  • So You Think You Can Dance (Fox, 8pm) Season Premiere – Dance it up. 
  • Crowd Rules (CNBC, 9pm) Series Premiere – Elizabeth Chambers discusses specialty foods.

Wednesday

  • South Beach Tow (Tru, 9:30pm) Season Premiere – Take it away. 

Thursday

  • The Office (NBC, 9pm) Series Finale – It should have ended with Michael but whatevs…

Friday

  • Summer blockbuster?

Saturday

  • X Games (NBC, 1pm and ESPN/2 starting Thurs) – Making it happen in Barcelona.
  • The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame (HBO, 9pm) – Donna Summer in action. 

Sunday

  • Billboard Music Awards (ABC, 8pm) – What are you singing this summer?
  • Tim McGraw’s Superstar Summer Night (CBS, 9pm) – Oops I mean what are you singing this summer?

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

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new and noteworthy tv: 5/6-5/12

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Monday

  • Rihanna 777 (Fox, 8pm) – Seven countries, seven continents, seven days, seventh album.
  • Newlyweds (Brav, 10pm) Series Premiere – Four different couples in the first year.

Tuesday

  • Polygamy, USA (NGC, 9pm) Series Premiere – Introducing the latest family.
  • Reel Rivals (Weath, 9pm) Series Premiere – Competitive charter boat captains.
  • Roadtrip with G. Garvin (Cook, 9pm) Season Premiere – Food scene in Austin.
  • Chasing Classic Cars (Vel, 10pm) Season Premiere – How much for a Mercedes 190SL?

Wednesday

  • Only In America with Larry the Cable Guy (Hist, 9pm) Season Premiere – Arizona ostrich ranch.
  • Million Dollar Listing (Brav, 10pm) Season Premiere – Real estate.
  • Model Employee (VH1, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – Models made to do undesireable tasks.

Thursday

  • Mountain Movers (NGC, 8pm) Series Premiere – Creating winter sports courses. 
  • Monumental Mysteries (Trav, 9pm) Series Premiere – The history behind monuments.
  • Small Town Security (AMC, 10pm) Season Premiere – How does the community feel about their tv show?

Friday

  • Australia’s Deadliest/Ultimate Animal Countdown (NGW, 9/10pm) Series Premieres – Sharks, crocs and kangaroos, and then it gets worse. 

Saturday 

  • SNL (NBC, 11:29pm) – Kristen Wiig and Vampire Weekend might make for a decent Saturday.

Sunday

  • XOX Betsey Johnson/Resale Royalty (Styl, 8/9pm) Series Premieres – Designer and then designer retail.
  • Ultimate Survival Alaska (NGC, 10pm) Series Premiere – Contestants fight to survive.
  • Family Tree (HBO, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – A mockumentary of a man on a journey of self discovery.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

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new and noteworthy tv: 4/29-5/5

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Monday

  • The Big C (Show, 10pm) Season Premiere – What’s next for our protagonist?
  • Red, White & New (Trav, 10pm) Series Premiere – American ingenuity.

Tuesday

  • Weird or What? (Syfy, 9pm) Season Premiere – Hindu mythological creature or spacecraft?
  • Inside Amy Schumer (Com, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – Comedian brings more sketches, interviews, and jokes.

Wednesday

  • Family Tools (ABC, 8:30pm) Series Premiere – Leah Remini returns to sitcom in what promises to have sitcom elements. 
  • The Big Brain Theory (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – The next great innovator.

Thursday

  • The Show with Vinny/Zach Stone is Gonna Be Famous (MTV, 10/10:30pm) Series Premieres – A Jersey Shore guy does a talker out of his mom’s house and a comedy about a guy making a reality show out of his life.

Friday

  • Maron (IFC, 10pm) Series Premiere – The life of a comedian and podcaster. 

Saturday

  • America’s Cutest Cat (AnPl, 9pm) Season Premiere – Meow.
  • My Haunted House (Bio, 10pm) Series Premiere – Boo.

Sunday

  • Day of rest.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

 

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new and noteworthy tv: 4/22-4/28

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Another week, maybe it’s time to catch up on Walking Dead…

Monday

  • Love & Hip-Hop Atlanta (VH1, 8pm) Season Premiere – New beginnings.
  • Rectify (Sund, 9pm) Series Premiere – Their first scripted production shows a man released from Death Row to a changed world.
  • Diners, Drive-Ins, & Dives (Food, 10pm) Season Premiere – Square pizza.

Tuesday

  • Backyard Oil (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – A gospel singer’s ranch.
  • Girl Code/Ke$ha (MTV, 10:30/11pm) Series Premieres – Women’s topics and a look at that girl.

Wednesday

  • I Was Murdered (ID, 10pm) Series Premiere – Told from the victim’s point of view.

Thursday

  • Giving You the Business (Food, 10pm) Series Premiere – Unwittingly auditioning for a franchise.

Friday

  • NFL Draft (ESPN, 5pm) – Don’t miss the drafts.

Saturday

  • X Games (ABC, 1pm) – Foz do Igaucu from Brazil.

Sunday

  • Good Luck Charlie (Dis, 10pm) Season Premiere – Charlie turns four?

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

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new and noteworthy tv: 4/15-4/21

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I’ve still got a good amount of backlog, good thing I don’t need to make room for much more…

Monday

  • Oh Sit! (CW, 8pm) Season Premiere – Sitting competition?
  • Defiance (Syfy, 9pm) Series Premiere – Futuristic society on earth following war, will the fragile peace remain?
  • James May’s Man Lab (BBCA, 10pm) Season Premiere – Let’s get some skills.
  • Scam City (Sci, 10pm) Series Premiere – Scams in Rio.

Tuesday

  • Deadliest Catch (Disc, 9pm) Season Premiere – Who’s up for some fishing?
  • Don’t Be Tardy… (Brav, 9pm) Season Premiere – Real housewives woman…
  • Storage Wars/American Hoggers (A&E, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – For some reason a ventriloquist is making a guest appearance and then hoggers.
  • Awkward (MTV, 10pm) Season Premiere – Jenna’s predictable humiliation and family, friend, and romantic drama with wit are back.
  • Who Gets the Last Laugh (TBS, 10pm) Series Premiere – Donald Faison hosts comedians in prank challenges.

Wednesday

  • Hoarding (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – I am always trying to winnow my stuff. 
  • Locked Up Abroad (NGC, 9pm) Season Premiere – Telling POW tales.
  • Off Pitch (VH1, 10pm) Series Premiere – Show choir.

Thursday

  • Gigolos (Show, 11pm) Season Premiere – There’s a new guy in town.

Friday

  • Sons of Guns (Disc, 9pm) Season Premiere – Sometimes you gotta go to Vegas to demo a gun. 
  • I Found the Gown (TLC, 10pm) Season Premiere – More dresses.

Saturday

  • Four Houses (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – Scoring each other’s homes.
  • Spoiled Rotten Pets (NatGeoW, 9:30pm) Series Premiere – These make our pampered pets look tortured.
  • Raising Whitley (OWN, 10pm) Series Premiere – Comedian and friends raise a baby, and yes this is another reality show.

Sunday

  • Dog and Beth/Guntuckly (CMT, 8/9:30pm) Series Premieres – Bounty hunting and family gun range.
  • The Bletchley Circle (PBS, 10pm) Series Premiere – A three part murder mystery series of female code breakers.
  • I’m Married to A… (VH1, 10pm) Series Premiere – Unconventional partnerships.
  • What Would Ryan Lochte Do?/Married to Jonas (E!, 10/10:30pm) Series/Season Premieres – Unwatchable or so bad it’s good and then are they ready to move to New York?

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

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