next week 3/31

Monday

  • The New Adventures of Old Christine (CBS, 9:30pm) Season Finale – Could it be peramenopause and could her gynecologist be Jason Alexander.
  • CSI: Miami (CBS, 10pm m/t) – A special two parter brings Elizabeth Berkley back into David Caruso’s life.

Tuesday

  • Hell’s Kitchen (Fox, 9pm) Season Premiere – He yells at people again.
  • Live to be 150… Can You Do It? (ABC, 10pm) – Barbara (76) talks to ‘old’ folks including Paul Newman (83).

Wednesday

  • Criminal Minds/CSI: NY (CBS, 9, 10pm) – Post strike returns.

Thursday

  • My Name is Earl (NBC, 8/8:30pm) – Post strike return and Paris wouldn’t let Britney be the only useless guest star on a series.
  • Miss/Guided (ABC, 8:30pm) Season Finale – Apparently though I noted this as a finale last week, there is one more.
  • CSI/Without a Trace (CBS, 9/10pm) – Post strike returns.
  • Make Me a Supermodel (Bravo, 10pm) Season Finale – And a model is chosen.

Friday

  • Ghost Whisperer/Numb3rs (CBS, 8/10pm) – Post strike premieres.
  • Battlestar Galactica (Sci Fi, 10pm) Season Premiere – The fourth season begins, and a friend is going to loan me the started dvd.

Saturday

  • NCAA Championship (CBS, 6pm) – In this one the ball goes through a hoop…

Sunday

  • Sony Ericsson Open (FSN, Sat noon/est, Sun 1pmest) – This one’s tennis… Women’s finals on Saturday and Men’s on Sunday, with coverage starting Sunday 3/30.
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lost without lost

lost_michael.jpgWell we’re only on a brief break until the approximately five additional post strike episodes start to air in late April, but I have to say I can’t wait. Since we’ve come back this season the introduction of a post island life for some and how we all get there is quite a nice shakeup. And of course keeping the focus on fan favorite original Losties doesn’t hurt. It also makes us more willing to be interested by a bit of the new. But seriously the way they keep introducing new mysteries while almost resolving the old is as infuriating as it is interesting.

So where are we at since last we spoke? We learned that there is a definite difference between time on and off the island, the repercussions of which we have yet to fully see. We watched Desmond’s consciousness get hijacked on the transition off the island via chopper to his life in a different time, or vice versa. Desmond is a little more susceptible to things since he got all blown up in the radioactive hatch, resulting in his future flashes among other things. So past Desmond met past Science guy from “not Penelope’s boat’ and through contacting his beloved Penelope via a macgyvered ship phone, grounded himself again. And we were a little choked up at their loving call, she’ll find him! And maybe she will, because we also learned that it is Penelope’s dad’s boat.

We also got a little more info on Juliet. She’s apparently quite the hussy and was having an affair with unhappily married Other Goodwin (who went and joined the tailies, and was of course eventually killed). This all came out as we met the scorned wife who tried to warn her, for Ben, that the boat people were off to hit the lethal gas (that Ben had previously used to kill the dharma folks for the Others). Though the boat people don’t have the best diplomatic skills they did in fact deactivate the gas. And of course Juliet wasn’t the most forthcoming about all the info since she was all preoccupied as we learned that Ben had a big thing for her (because she looked just like “her”?) and was responsible for her Goodwin’s death. So now she’s worried about Jack since she has feelings for him, though how long has Goodwin been dead for? Hussy. (Does the island heal inner wounds as well, Hurley lost Libby, Claire lost Charlie, Sayid lost Shannon… hmm if this is love I fear for the next island couple…)

So no one trusts Juliet including Sun who not long ago found out she was pregnant and if she doesn’t get off the island she should be scheduled to die in her second trimester. But does she believe her? When asking if the boat people were going to rescue them Science guy had to admit it wasn’t his call. So Sun decides to get away from them and go visit Locke’s group, but Juliet feels so strongly that she shouldn’t leave and risk not getting off the island that she outed Sun’s pre island affair. But Jin forgave her and said he’d always be with her, which as we learned through flash forwards is the kiss of death. Sun joins the Oceanic 6 off island and has a successful birth, which we are delighted about until we find her visiting Jin at the cemetery.

And while the island whatnot is going down, Desmond and Sayid met some boat people, apparently hired by Penelope’s dad to track down Ben. Boat people have the black box to the wreckage of the supposed Oceanic 815 with all the passenger’s corpses accounted for. And they at least implied that Ben was behind it. And if you recall Ben has someone on the boat. Michael’s back! Turns out he and Walt got off the island, and were living under assumed names of course. He fessed up to Walt about his shenanigans to get them off the island and he wasn’t forgiven (killing Ana Lucia and Libby and of course generally turning on his friends). When given the opportunity to save the island folks and try to redeem himself a little, by none other than the Others. So after a couple of failed suicide attempts he boarded the freighter and is responsible for its sabotage (being told that these folks staged crashed Oceanic 815 and will kill everyone left on the island after getting Ben). Sayid couldn’t let Michael the traitor be and turned him in to the boat people.

Oh and Ben is of course manipulating Locke and he’s hanging with that bunch of folks out of confinement by sharing all he knows… which so far isn’t much. And he sent his ‘daughter’ off to theoretically join the Others in safety but her boyfriend and her mother both seem to be gunned down in the middle of the jungle leaving her alone with the unknown shooters.

The list of questions brought about are endless but here are a few of my top new ones:

  • Who are the bad guys?
  • Who is behind the big cover up and staging the fake plan,  Ben, Penny’s dad, soemone else?
  • How did the Oceanic 6 (Jack, Kate, Aaron, Sayid, Hurley, Sun) get chosen, forced, allowed or whatever to leave?
  • Who are the two unsurviving survivors?
  • Who was the guy in the coffin?
  • Is anyone besides Ben of the non Oceanic 6 islanders hanging around off island in the future?
  • Was that Walt back on the island or was Locke hallucinating?
  • What’s up with Jin’s death? Is he really dead?
  • What happened to Claire? And why is Kate pretending to be Aaron’s mom?
  • Are people still on the island and if so who and why?
  • What the hell is Ben doing off the island controlling things? And why is Sayid working with him?
  • What’s up with the passing of time and how much time has passed? (did Walt’s grandma say they had been gone for two months? before he got on the freighter in fiji…?)
  • What turns Jack from “Not Going Back” guy to “We Have to Go Back” guy.
  • How and why is the frickin’ island controlling their lives?
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situation whatever

return-jezebel-james.jpgThey are called sitcoms after all, for situation comedy, but the more that I see half hour comedies succeed and fail, the more the situation seems less important. I don’t think ‘Friends’, or ‘Seinfeld’, or ‘The Cosby Show’ really were great because of how they were set up. It came down to the writers, the actors, and the relationships. Which brings us to two new sitcoms that premiered over the past couple weeks, and a few that returned after a little strike break. New shows added to the roster are ‘The Return of Jezebel James’ by fan favorite Amy Sherman Palladino and ‘Miss/Guided.’

In Jezebel we meet two sisters in a sort of Odd Couple premise. Parker Posey, mostly known for indie Christopher Guest films like ‘Waiting for Guffman’, and who I generally dig, plays the type A sister who works in children’s publishing, recently broken up, and unable to have kids. Lauren Ambrose, who I also dig due to Six Feet Under excellence, plays the ‘loser’ sister who has been out of touch until now, agreeing to carry Posey’s baby. They move in together and hijinks ensue.

So what’s the problem? This is basically the same premise as a show that I find pretty funny ‘Two and a Half Men’. Type A brother moves in with bachelor stud brother with crass, lazy kid visiting on weekends. They manage to push the humor in a just beyond stereotypical way. In Jezebel, aside from the zero to sixty start of the carry-my-child relationship, the writing and the characters just weren’t quite beyond the stiff archetype. And Posey somehow found a way to feel more stilted as each line came out of her mouth. Part of the problem is that I expect more out of these gals, and maybe Palladino isn’t quite as comfy in the half hour laugher (and please cut the laugh track), so I will give them time to mature into something worthwhile.
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And what of Miss/Guided? Well typically amusing Judy Greer returns to her high school as guidance counselor, where she hopes to have outgrown her geeky ways and is faced with many of the same challenges. This show comes off as a sort of ‘New Adventures of Old Christine’ with an awkward lead with a dash of ‘The Office’ as far as one-on-ones with the camera, in a documentary sort of way.

Again, the show has potential but, as unlikable high school rival Brooke Burke points out to cute-guy, if Greer didn’t reek of desperation… and though I could almost agree with him that the optimism was likable I too found Greer too desperate. Whereas there is something about the way that Dreyfuss on Old Christine is both awkward and not optimistic at all, that lets her comedic timing shine and we’re happy to laugh at, as well as with her. Again I think the Miss’s character and the balance of talk to the camera shots could be finessed to keep folks amused but with the quick burn through of episodes and strike issues not sure they’ll have the chance.

how-i-met-your-mother.jpgThe other returning show that I wanted to give a shout out to is the pretty continually funny ‘How I Met Your Mother’. Now this has a premise of a dad telling kids… well you know… And while I find the premise on this sometimes annoying, it has often enough used the premise successfully. What’s generally a show about five friends plays up the retrospect angle of stories about their relationships in a fresh way and does some funny things with flash forwards (still in the past of telling the story but far ahead of where we’re at in the show).

But again, as much as the premise allows some structure that they’ve actually done a decent job with, it’s really the writing and the ‘supporting’ characters that make this show. Neil Patrick Harris as Barney has been written a role that is priceless with his delivery of one liners and more. And surprisingly the ‘old married couple’ on the show has found a way to make even the dullest moments about tea amusing.

I’ll be tuning into CBS for a chuckle or two during their comedy lineup tonight.

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next week 3/24

Monday

  • Greek (ABC Fam, 8pm) Season Premiere – Popular older sis and geeky younger brother navigate the Greek system with varied drama and success.
  • How I Met Your Mother (CBS, 8:30) – This is the episode where Britney resurfaces, and the entire cast says how normal and professional she was.
  • The Hills (MTV, 10pm) Season Premiere – The ‘reality’ show that follows a group of now known to many folks, this time two of the gals hit Paris,  I can only identify them from the weekly magazines.

Tuesday

  • Autism: The Musical (HBO, 8pm) – A documentary that follows the kids and families dealing with autism as they put on a musical.
  • Jericho (CBS, 10pm) Series Finale – Well, they brought it back but nobody came, so the post apocalyptic show will end its run.

Wednesday

  • Great Performances: Peter and the Wolf (PBS, 8pm) – This year’s Oscar winner for animated short, though there’s no narration it’s apparently quite clear – plus they throw in a making-of.

Thursday

  • Smallville (CW, 8pm) Strike Hiatus – The show’s Superman mythology began with Clark and Lex as buddies and has shown an interpretation of their journeys to become mortal enemies, 6 or so new eps expected late April..
  • Miss/Guided (ABC, 8/8:30pm) Season Finale – Rumor Willis guests as our guidance counselor manages her adult high school life.
  • The Apprentice (NBC, 9pm) Season Finale – This year’s celebrity winner will get money for charity in lieu of a Trump hiring.
  • Reaper (CW, 9pm) Strike Hiatus – Sam tries to save Andi from lost soul of the week, 5 or so new eps expected late April..

Friday

  • In Treatment (HBO, 9:30pm) Season Finale – This five night a week drama where the shrink sees patients wraps up it’s nine week run.
  • Battlestar Gallactica (SciFi, 10pm) –  The series does a special presentation before the new season kicks off.

Saturday

  • Kid’s Choice Awards (Nick, 8pm) – Jack Black hosts this kids celebrating event.

Sunday

  • The Tudors (Show, 9pm) Season Premiere – Apparently this focuses on the early years of King Henry VIII’s reign.
  • Unhitched (Fox, 9:30pm) Season Finale – And the dating mishaps continue.
  • State of the Union (Show, 10pm) Series Premiere – This is Tracy Ullman’s new sketch comedy show.
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the bottom three

idol12.jpgWell on American Idol we are down to the final ten, which in Idol terms is apparently important because these ten are the ones who ‘go on tour.’ Whatever that means… And so what I was reminded of as I sped through the results episode, was how in this reality show America votes, which could result in anything. And how sometimes, as my dear friend Paula puts it, sometimes America gets it wrong.

So kicked off this week was rocker chick Amanda Overmeyer who joined previous week’s loser David Hernandez. And while Amanda wasn’t going to ever win the whole thing, there are a few kids who I think should be kicked off before her, namely runner up loser Kristy Lee Cook. David Hernandez leaving wasn’t going to get an argument from anyone, except maybe his family. Though I wonder if anyone cared about his whole revealed stripper past.

But while I may not agree with the order that the kids get the heave ho, most of these kids are going and it’s just a matter of which week. The big surprise was that this week’s second runner up loser was Carly Smithson. And while she was an early favorite of mine, there is something I don’t love about her persona. But seriously she is one of the way better singers and although Simon slammed her song choice last week, along with possibly every other person’s song choice, no one is arguing about her talent.

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next week 3/17

Monday

  • The Big Bang Theory/How I Met Your Mother/Two and a Half Men (CBS, 8/8:30/9pm) – Back after a little strike lull! They’ll keep The New Adventures of Old Christine company.
  • Dancing With the Stars (ABC, 8pm; also Tues, 9pm) Season Premiere – A new gang cuts some rug, again not exactly A-list but some sports and interestingly the deaf Marlee Matlin.
  • The Bachelor (ABC, 9:30pm) Season Premiere – The single guy London style, who will get the rose? Of course who cares, they’ll break up soon anyhow.

Tuesday

  • It’s the Easter Beagle Charlie Brown (ABC, 8pm) – Looks like Easter must be coming, at least for the Peanuts gang.
  • The Riches (FX, 10pm) Season Premiere – This con family kept me on the edge of my seat as they pretended to be The Riches, it’s tough pretending to be a lawyer and his family whilst your con friends are out to get you.
  • Miss/Guided (ABC, 10:30; returns on Thurs 8/8:30pm) Series Premiere – The delightful Judy Greer returns to her alma mater as a guidance counselor for some old and new high school fun.

Wednesday

  • Well I’ll probably tune into acronym city ANTM, AI, and then L&O.

Thursday

  • Lost (ABC, 9pm) – Last for a couple of weeks before we get the new post strike eps going late April, I have been digging this season.
  • Lipstick Jungle (NBC, 10pm) Season Finale – And done. For now, and forever?

Friday/Saturday

  • Netflix, cineplex, book? – Though they are playing the next ep of Jezebel Friday, I’ll set the tivo just in case.

Sunday

  • The L Word (Show, 9pm) Season Finale -The fifth season wraps up as the ladies… uh I don’t know… I don’t get Showtime and I’ve never watched this show but since it’s about lesbians I assume it’s mostly ladies…
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cycle 10

antm_elimination.jpgAmerica’s Next Top Model is back and cranking through the episodes, are you ready for tonight’s? Well here’s where we’re at.

We started with thirty at the premiere and threw a top fourteen into the house. Apparently Tyra just couldn’t decide amongst such talented gals. I have to admit that other than a few amusing moments in the initial episode I sort of tuned out until the final gals were picked. And then I tuned out a little more.

antm_kim.jpgThen with fourteen gals to choose from, one might think that the first elimination would be difficult. But easing that concern was our dumb blond Kimberly who like totally likes to model but so totally doesn’t believe in the fashion industry and really expensive clothes, which of course she shared with the panel. And when Tyra asked her if she wanted to leave, she did. Now there is nothing that pisses off the panel more than some loser who steals away a spot from some girl who ‘really wanted it’.

But the eliminations didn’t stop there… They were able to judge performances in the Badgley Mischa Time’s Square fashion show. antm_atalya.jpgThen a photo shoot where they were bringing light to homeless women’s issues (you know in the way a model does) by posing looking homeless, as a few homeless gals dressed more couture. Could they stand out? Awkward Amis was saved and they let go Atalya who just couldn’t put it together.

And then when the makeover episode came, always good for some tears,  but there were no real freak outs this year. The gals did their own makeup for a challenge and low key, fresh makeup Claire won. antm_allison.jpgAnd then on to a lingerie shoot with Elle McPherson’s new line, and Elle herself. The gals didn’t all bring it, but who should go? The girl with the most experience, Allison (who seemed stiff and over posed), or Dominique? With a quote like ‘I kicked ass at my photo shoot, I’m not going home,’ one would think Allison would be too obvious as the eliminated, but no, we said goodbye.

So far I still don’t really have any favorites. I will keep my eye on weird Amis, or Claire, or totally awkward Lauren, or this year’s plus size gal Whitney. And as always, they may not be modelicious right off the bat but they sure can be annoying. As for rulings on Paulina, the new judge on the panel, so far she’s better than boring Twiggy, but she’s no Janice. But then again who is?

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next week 3/10

Monday

  • Canterbury’s Law (Fox, 8pm) Series Premiere – The makers of ‘Rescue Me’ bring Julianna Margulies playing a kick ass lawyer.
  • The Bachelor (ABC, 8pm) – A lovely ‘where are they now’ episode.
  • October Road (ABC, 9pm) Season Finale – Back to back episodes cap off the season.

Tuesday

  • Beauty and the Geek (CW, 8pm) Season Premiere – This year it’s the beauties vs the geeks.
  • According to Jim (ABC, 9pm) Season Finale – And the season closes out.

Wednesday

  • Top Chef (Bravo, 10pm) Season Premiere – This year they settle in the windy city.
  • South Park (Comedy, 10pm) Season Premiere – Did I seriously read this was the 12th season for this animated show?

Thursday

  • Celebrity Rehab (VH1, 10pm) – The gang gets back together in this reunion show, how will they be doing?
  • Reaper (CW, 9pm) – It’s a fresh ep, let’s see what Satan is asking of our little bounty hunter now, and whether he’s dating the spawn of Satan.

Friday

  • Return of Jezebel James (Fox, 8pm) – From the makers of Gillmore Girls and starring great gals Parker Posey and Lauren Ambrose as sisters, I’ll tune in even if it’s not supposed to be great.

Saturday

  • Wisegal (Lifetime, 9pm) – Who could pass up Alyssa Milano in a made for tv mafioso movie?

Sunday

  • John Adams (HBO, 8pm) – The first in the seven part mini-series.
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irregular shows, regular problems

newamsterdam.jpgI don’t do much typical show review posting here but last night’s viewing of ‘New Amsterdam’ made me pause and think about some of these fantastical shows that I love. And some that I don’t. I didn’t love ‘New Amsterdam’. The premise is that the lead character has been alive for centuries because some native americans blessed/cursed him whilst saving his life, for saving theirs, to live until his soul is merged with his one true love, or something like that. So after all the years he’s still in New York and is a homicide detective.

Often I like the irregular (some say sci fi but I think it’s really more/other than just that) show because it allows the show to create a new or alternate world, create different limitations or abilities, and watch how the character(s) move within this world. But with the freedom of creating unreal elements to a show comes the burden of scoping the longevity, having them make sense, and most importantly having it add to the show. But even more importantly it does not remove the responsibility of having interesting characters and telling a good story.

So that brings me back to the not in love… I wasn’t crazy about the premise of this guy living forever-ish. I mean he’s kind of like a vampire but not, that’s fine. But they could have put a little more effort into the manifestation story (why is saving his life tied to not getting old? and why is not getting old tied to finding his soul mate?). And the display of his having a near fatal something-like-a-heart-attack when being in the presence of a ton of women one of whom must have been ‘the one’… so with such a strong reaction he’ll at least know when he meets her again, right? But I can let the premise issues slide to see how they develop.

What I have trouble letting slide are that the side effects of his being alive for so many years are a little unbelievable, particularly that all of them came out in the first episode. He designs tables that he can sell for tens of thousands of dollars because they appear as if made by the original craftsman, him (though clearly people could tell that it’s not old wood among other things). He reads lips because he at one time was deaf. He knows that a certain artist uses gold in their painting when a murder victim has it under her nails because of course he used to go out with this artist. And I’m just not sure these unbelievable items add to the show. Though I am willing to cut him a little slack for having lived several more exciting lives than I live. And don’t get me wrong, my life is exciting.

But… the worst thing is that he’s sort of annoying and as a detective show the case couldn’t have been more boring. I didn’t dig the way he just says stuff to regular people about having like 600 girlfriends, and being an alcoholic for like 6,000 days, and I assume calling his dog like 36 because he’s lived through so many of them. And seriously you can’t work and live in the same city, even New York, forever without people seeing you not get old and getting way too far into your business. There seems to be at least a bartender buddy who knows his deal which could be an interesting aspect.

Now I don’t mean to pick on ‘New Amsterdam’, I will even almost positively watch it again since I think you can rarely get the full sense of series from the pilot. I just thought it was a good example of some of the issues I was having with some other new series. ‘Bionic Woman’ had a good premise but not a great lead and laughable cases. ‘Moonlight’ has been done before, and better, with a more interesting cast, though the lead is decent. ‘Reaper’ was a fantastic pilot with fun, interesting characters but week after week I found myself looking for something new.

Now I realize shows like ‘Buffy’ don’t come around every day where there are people who loved it despite (as well as because of) its fantastical elements. And I don’t want to pick on sci fi shows in general, there are a ton of shows with a bad premise, bad characters, and bad stories. But as we all know I’ll keep watching, any and all, waiting and hoping for the gems.

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next week 3/3

Monday

  • Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (Fox, 8-10pm) Season Finale – I have to say I am still not in love with Sarah or John but still find this show pretty interesting with the past, present, and future and what the right thing to do is.

Tuesday

  • New Amsterdam (Fox, 8pm) Series Debut – So some immortal guy is looking for his true love while fighting crime of course.
  • Carpoolers (ABC, 9:30) Season Finale – This is the show about four guys who… carpool, with Jerry O’Connell, and I find it almost funny.
  • The Real Housewives of New York City (Bravo, 11pm) Series Premiere – For those of you who just couldn’t get enough of the Real Housewives of Orange County.

Wednesday

  • Project Runway (Bravo, 10pm) Season Finale – Who will have the finest collection? Ok, I’m still like four episodes behind.

Thursday

  • Celebrity Rehab With Dr Drew (VH1, 10pm) Season Finale – Addiction isn’t always pretty, but I’m addicted to this show, which actually surprised me with how much I thought this show was a bad idea but these ‘celebrities’ were shown as real people with real issues.

Friday

  • Stargate Atlantis (SciFi, 10pm) Season Finale – I think I’ve seen at least some sort of Stargate… I don’t know if this is underwater?

Saturday

  • Beach Volleyball (Kron, 9pm) – AVP Crocs Hot Winter Nights tour and I do love me some good beach volleyball.

Sunday

  • The Wire (HBO, 9pm) Series Finale – Well this is it for the series and I know some obsessive folks who are bummed about that, and some folks who still aren’t caught up on the dvds so they won’t really appreciate the loss for a while.
  • Breaking Bad (AMC, 10pm) Season Finale – Well I am behind on these as well but wanna stick through and see what other ridiculous things these drug guys are into.
  • My Fair Brady (VH1, 10:30pm) Season Finale – I’m just noting this because I know someone who watches this show.
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