New and notable in the week ahead… procrastinator picks are underlined.
Monday
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas/Shrek the Halls (ABC, 8/8:30pm) – Green things.
- Intervention/Hoarders (A&E, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – The latest of the real folks with real issues.
- Pawn Stars (Hist, 10pm) Season Premiere – What will folks pawn this season?
Tuesday
- Presidential Address (Various, 8pm) – Getting out of Afghanistan?
- Charlie Brown Christmas/Disney Prep & Landing (ABC, 8/8:30pm) – More holiday fun.
- Best Thing I Ever Ate (Food, 9pm) Season Premiere – Let’s start with the best holiday dishes.
- Scrubs (ABC, 9/9:30pm) Season Premiere – Though last season felt like the series finale they’re coming back for more, though this season they’re switching to med school and focusing on a new crew, rumor has it there’s still some funny.
- Britain’s Missing Top Model (BBCA, 9pm) Series Premiere – I’m not sure this title is conveying what they want but it’s women with disabilities competing.
- I’m Pregnant and… (Health, 9:30pm) Series Premiere – They start with a couple of pregnant ‘recovering’ heroin addicts.
- Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show (CBS, 10pm) – The Black Eyed Peas, Heidi Klum, and lingerie.
- The Bad Girl’s Club (Oxy, 10pm) Season Premiere – Living together and…?
Wednesday
- Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (CBS, 8pm) – Will Rudolph save the day?
- Christmas in Rockefeller Center (NBC, 8pm) – Jane Krakowski and Zachary Levi host.
- The Grammy Nominations Concert Live! (CBS, 9pm) – LL Cool J hosts more Black Eyed Peas and others.
- Dog the Bounty Hunter/Steven Seagal Lawman (A&E, 9/10/10:30pm) Season/Series Premiere – First bounty then the martial artist takes us along on his job as Louisiana deputy sheriff.
- Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura (Tru, 10pm) Series Premiere – I want Jesse to be the one to disprove mind control.
- Launch My Line (Bravo, 11pm) Series Premiere – This might be kind of like Project Runway.
Thursday
- Ace of Cakes (Food, 10pm) Season Premiere – More cakes!
- BBQ Pit Masters (TLC, 10pm) Series Premiere – Teams compete for $40k in the Smokin’ in Mesquite BBQ Championship in Nevada.
- Jersey Shore (MTV, 10pm) Series Premiere – More ‘real’ folks in a house.
Friday
- Dreams Come True (ABC, 8pm) – A celebration of Disney animation.
- Muppets Christmas: Letters to Santa (NBC, 8pm) – The muppets better take care of those letters to Santa.
- Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer (CW, 9pm) – You’d think Grandma would learn.
- Monk (USA, 9pm) Series Finale – Something tells me he’ll wrap up his wife’s death.
Saturday
- 1000 Ways to Die/Manswers (Spike, midnight/12:30am sun) – More important dude fun.
Sunday
- I Survived… (Bio, 9pm) Season Premiere – I’m glad they survived but I really don’t want to hear the gruesome.
- Alice (Syfy, 9pm & Mon 9pm) Miniseries – Gotta look forward to any revisionist of Alice in Wonderland.
- Shatner’s Raw Nerve (Bio, 10/10:30pm) Season Premiere – First Rush Limbaugh then Regis Philbin.
Friday night was one of the better episodes that we’ve seen of Dollhouse. I’m most intrigued when they explore issues of morality and identity. And I have to say eps with Sierra and Victor interest me more than completely Echo-centric ones. And I am always glad not to see Mellie, though sadly I think we haven’t seen the last of her.
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