new and noteworthy tv: 7/25-7/31

Monday

  • The A-List (Logo, 10pm) Season Premiere – More reality…

Tuesday

  • Awkward (MTV, 8pm) – Tune into the second episode, ok so it’s not that new or noteworthy but nothing else is showing on a Tuesday and the first ep was pretty cute.

Wednesday

  • Wonders of the Universe (Sci, 9pm) Season Premiere – Sciency…

Thursday

  • Project Runway (Life, 9pm) Season Premiere – Make it work!
  • Ancient Aliens (Hist, 10pm) Season Premiere – A look at aliens and the old west, just in time for Cowboys and Aliens.
  • LA Ink (TLC, 10pm) Season Premiere – I could never figure out what kind of tattoo I wanted.

Friday

  • Deadly Women (ID, 10pm) Season Premiere – In case you were thinking that only men were killers.
  • Iron Man Anime/Wolverine (11/11:30pm) Series Premieres – You know for people who want more of these guys.

Saturday

  • Renovation Realities (DIY, 9pm) Season Premiere – Home improvements start to finish.
  • Outnumbered/Friday Night Dinner (BBCA 11/11:30pm) Series Premieres – Quirky family comedies British style.

Sunday

  • American Ninja Warrior (G4, 9pm) Season Premiere – First one must qualify to compete.
  • Against the Wall (Life, 10pm) Series Premiere – Getting promoted, but working in Internal Affairs won’t sit well with this detective’s cop family.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

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new and noteworthy tv: 7/18-7/24

I will be almost as relieved as the riders when the Tour de France is complete…

Monday

  • Hell’s Kitchen (Fox, 8pm) Season Premiere – I don’t do cooking shows much and I don’t love the yelling.
  • Giuliana & Bill (Style, 8pm) Season Premiere – More people I don’t care about.
  • Degrassi (Teen, 9pm) Season Premiere – In its 11th season I wonder how old these kids are now.
  • Selling LA (HGTV, 10pm) Series Premiere – Firms dealing with fancy LA properties.

Tuesday

  • It’s Worth What? (NBC, 8pm) Series Premiere – Cedric the Entertainer hosts this game show challenge to guess the value of items.
  • Ludo Bites America (Sund, 9pm) Series Premiere – Let’s see how a French guy fares traveling the US helping struggling restaurateurs.
  • Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel (HBO, 10pm) Season Premiere – Bryant looks at sports or sports people or something.
  • True Grime (ID, 10pm) Series Premiere – Clean up is nothing compared to crime scene clean up.
  • Awkward (MTV, 11pm) Series Premiere – The latest teen dramedy about a high school gal who starts the series off getting in the spotlight for the wrong reasons.
  • Web Therapy (Show, 11pm) Series Premiere – Kudrow’s web series gets some additions as it makes its first appearance here, with wacky sessions with lots of guest stars.

Wednesday

  • Hollywood Hi-Tech (DIY, 9:30pm) Series Premiere – Hmm, I think the premise is celebrities get impressive electronics and we get jealous.
  • Deadliest Warrior (Spike, 10pm) Season Premiere – Washington vs Bonaparte.
  • South Beach Tow (Tru, 10pm) Series Premiere – A family that tows together…
  • Storage Wars (A&E, 10pm) Season Premiere – Once you win the stuff I learned you have to figure out how to make money off of it.

Thursday

  • Plain Jane (CW, 9pm) – For some reason they are rerunning this kind of sweet makeover dating show.

Friday

  • Tour de France (VS, various) – Today’s stage heads to Alpe-d’Huez, getting that much closer to Sunday’s final stage to Paris Champs-Elysees.
  • US Open Series: Atlanta (ESPN2, Fri-Sun, various) – The US Open tennis series kicks off.

Saturday

  • Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (ABC, 8pm) – In case you want to ready yourself for the final flick with a rewatch of the first one.

Sunday

  • Same Name (CBS, 9pm) Series Premiere – If your name were David Hasselhoff… I think it’s like Wife Swap
  • Family Renovation (DIY, 9pm) Season Premiere – A couple starts renovation on their home.
  • I Do Over (WE, 10pm) Series Premiere – Wish your wedding had been better?
  • Top Gear (Hist, 10pm) Season Premiere – More gear.
  • Entourage (HBO, 10:30pm) Season Premiere – The final season begins and I’m sure these guys have changed significantly.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

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right service, right price?

Well another round of service updates makes it time to reevaluate how I’m getting my television and videos. For the longest time I was getting 3 discs from Netflix, I wouldn’t make good use of them every month but I would go on a few fits of watching that it made it worthwhile. Then Netflix added streaming to its regular service which once I was able to connect effectively was nice. The streaming doesn’t have everything that I wanted to watch as far as movies or television shows, maybe generously a quarter of the things and typically just the older stuff, but it was convenient. So when Netflix upped its rates I was slightly irked but realizing I didn’t need so many discs I dropped down to one disc at a time.

Now, Netflix is splitting its service into streaming for a fee and discs for a fee which of course adds up to more than my current fee:

Your current $9.99 a month membership for unlimited streaming and unlimited DVDs will be split into 2 distinct plans:
   Plan 1: Unlimited Streaming (no DVDs) for $7.99 a month
   Plan 2: Unlimited DVDs, 1 out at-a-time (no streaming) for $7.99 a month

As much as I knew this would be coming in some way I’m still perturbed. The main problem is that although I don’t watch those new discs regularly I do occasionally like it as an option. If they had more content available via streaming this wouldn’t be as big of a problem but they don’t. Due to costs the assumption is they’re trying to steer people away from the actual discs but it would be nice if they threw in a couple discs a year (or something) to existing users until they get their catalog up.

What I’m going to do is admit that I don’t actually use the discs often enough to rationalize the cost. And if I ‘need’ to watch something unavailable I can for the most part get it via another service streaming. This is quicker and allows more flexibility than the discs and based on sample costs ($.99-1.99 episode and $3.99-4.99 for a new release) seems to be cheaper if I really only do it sporadically. Where this doesn’t work is for catching up on more recent series, it’s just not cost effective with costs per disc/episode.

So the plan is to wait that out, things change right? I’ve got enough backlog of things that are streaming (Weeds, Friday Night Lights, Battlestar Gallactica) that I can hold out for now on the others (Mad Men, The Wire, Deadwood). There is also unfortunately the potential for some things to be removed from streaming (which I learned the hard way rewatching Veronica Mars which lost its streaming license in the midst of Season 3).

There are a few other services that I’m keeping an eye on, that so far don’t quite meet my needs either. As much as I can remember not wanting to pay for cable I may buckle on something else, but not yet:

  • Amazon/Blockbuster streaming – These are both available as a per episode/movie option on my TiVo and what I expect to utilize to fill the gap.
  • Amazon Prime – Basically like current Netflix where you pay an annual fee and get discs shipped and some options on streaming but to my knowledge has less of a selection.
  • Hulu – Some stuff is free online but there’s also fee based Hulu Plus which has more current television that I don’t see this so much as replacing Netflix as possibly replacing cable at some point if they get their options up.
  • Apple/iTunes – To be honest I know they have a tv option but I don’t know how it works/works with iTunes, though as most folks are already plugged in to iTunes this is an option for single episodes/movies though not as easily integrated with the physical tv.
  • Video Stores/Kiosks – There’s still one of these in Safeway and I know people who still go to a store so that’s theoretically an option.

I guess until then I should try to catch the last Veronica Mars episodes before I cancel discs with the rate increase scheduled for September. What are you doing?

 

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new and noteworthy tv: 7/11-7/17

The summer stuff keeps rolling out…

Monday

  • Eureka/Warehouse 13/Alphas (Syfy, 8/9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – A bevy of oddities with an isolated beyond science town, a place that stores odd objects and the people who fetch them, and a new group of specially-abled folk investigating crime.
  • Anthony Bourdain (Trav, 9pm) Season Premiere – Kicks off in Cuba.
  • The Closer/Rizzoli & Isles (TNT, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – More detecting, some better than others, as we prepare to say goodbye to Brenda Leigh Johnson.
  • HGTV Design Star (HGTV, 9pm) Season Premiere – Competitors start by designing their temporary home, and by home I mean Penthouse.
  • Man vs Wild (Disc, 9pm) Season Premiere – Jake Gyllenhaal tags along with Bear.
  • Surprise Homecoming (TLC, 10pm) Series Premiere – Billy Ray Cyrus hosts this feel good welcoming.

Tuesday

  • Food(ography)/United Tastes of America (Cook, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – More food.
  • Gordon Ramsay’s Great Escape (BBCA, 9pm) Series Premiere – Kicks off in Vietnam.
  • I Hate My Kitchen (DIY, 9pm) Season Premiere – I assume they make them better.
  • Chopped (Food, 10pm) Season Premiere – Four British chefs face off.

Wednesday

  • Lucy Must Be Traded, Charlie Brown (ABC, 8pm) – Baseball Peanuts style.
  • Ghost Hunters International/Legend Quest (Syfy, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – Ghosts and legendary artifacts across the globe.
  • Roseanne’s Nuts/Dance Moms (Life, 9/10pm) Series Premieres – More reality as we see if Roseanne Barr is crazy or just a nut farmer and then stage moms dance style.
  • Sons of Guns/One Man Army (Disc, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – Gun works and then four compete.
  • Damages (DirTV, 10pm) Season Premiere – I couldn’t quite stick with this show.
  • Rescue Me (Fx, 10pm) Season Premiere – The final season commences.
  • Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry/I Married a Mobster (ID, 10/10:30pm) Season/Series Premieres – Not really a doctor and then really a mobster.
  • The Franchise (Show, 10pm) Series Premiere – A season with the San Francisco Giants.

Thursday

  • Sweet Home Alabama/Texas Women (CMT, 9/10pm) Series Premieres – Bachelorette southern style and then following four ladies of Texas.
  • The Green Room with Paul Provenza (Show, 11pm) Season Premiere – Guests.

Friday

  • Friday Night Lights (NBC, 8pm) Series Finale – My plans to catch up to the final season haven’t manifested so I’ll get this at some point.
  • Haven (Syfy, 10pm) Season Premiere – Another season of odd occurrences in this small town series.

Saturday

  • Home by Novogratz (HGTV, 10pm) Series Premiere – Home makeovers from husband and wife design team.
  • Pit Boss (AnPl, 10pm) Season Premiere – More rescues and in this ep homeless learn how to keep their pits well behaved.

Sunday

  • Zen (PBS, 9pm) Miniseries Premiere – Rufus Sewell stars as Italian detective looks to solve personal and professional situations.
  • Big Rich Texas (Styl, 9pm) Series Premiere – Dallas socialites and their daughters.
  • Auction Hunters/Bar Rescue (Spike, 9:30/10pm) Season Premieres – Hunting at auctions and trying to rescue bars, I like a descriptive title.
  • Breaking Bad (AMC, 10pm) Season Premiere – I just couldn’t take this show anymore, it’s good, but they all became too unsympathetic.
  • Heat Seekers (Food, 10pm) Series Premiere – A look at spicy foods.
  • My Strange Addiction (TLC, 10pm) Season Premiere – Strange doesn’t quite describe it.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

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new and noteworthy tv: 7/4-7/10

The other question is of course how much Tour de France am I going to watch…

Monday

  • A Capitol Fourth (PBS, 8pm) – Celebs, music, and fireworks.
  • Macy’s 4th of July Fireworks Spectacular (NBC, 9pm) – Celebs , music, and fireworks.
  • Boston Pops Fireworks Spectacular (CBS, 10pm) – Celebs, music, and fireworks.
  • Bath Crashers (DIY, 9pm) Season Premiere – A couple teaks it up.

Tuesday

  • Hard Time (NGC, 10pm) Season Premiere – They’re talking prison kind of hard time.
  • Teen Mom (MTV, 10pm) Season Premiere – Back with the kids with kids.

Wednesday

  • Flipping Out (Brav, 9pm) Season Premiere – Apparently the main guy has a new boyfriend/coworker.
  • I Shouldn’t Be Alive (AnPl, 9pm) Season Premiere – I just keep thinking I would have died.
  • Restaurant: Impossible (Food, 10pm) Season Premiere – Can this wild west themed restaurant be saved?

Thursday

  • Big Brother (CBS, 9pm) Season Premiere – Is this still on three nights a week?

Friday

  • Say Yes to the Dress/Say Yes to the Dress: Bridesmaids (TLC, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premiere – More dresses.
  • Torchwood (Starz, 10pm) Season Premiere – Top secret investigators…
  • Monster Fish (NGC, 10pm) Season Premiere – Predatory fish of the Australian Outback.

Saturday

  • US Open of Surfing (CBS, 10am) – It’s feeling a lot like summer.
  • Secrets From a Stylist (HGTV, 8:30pm) Season Premiere – Starting with a beachy bedroom.

Sunday

  • Sunday Best (BET, 8pm) Season Premiere – Gospel competition.
  • Hoarding (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – Cleaning out the junk before you move in.
  • Holmes Inspection (HGTV, 9pm) Season Premiere – Inspections should come first.
  • Curb Your Enthusiasm (HBO, 10pm) Season Premiere – How much fighting will Larry do this season?
  • Famous Food (VH1, 10pm) Series Premiere – ‘Famous’ people compete in cooking challenges.
  • The Indestructibles (NGC, 10pm) Series Premiere – Experts explain how people survive various destructions.
  • Tough Cookies (Food, 10pm) Series Premiere – If you liked following other baking family businesses, cookies might be up your alley.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

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new and noteworthy tv: 6/27-7/3

Now comes the time of year when I decide how much tennis and cycling is too much…

Monday

  • Weeds/The Big C (Show, 10/10:30pm) Season Premieres – I’m only on season 2 of Weeds and can’t believe they’ve got this many season’s worth and have yet to try out the Laura Linney’s character has cancer show.

Tuesday

  • I Kid With Brad Garrett (TLC, 8pm) Series Premiere – Hanging with kids trying to be funny.

Wednesday

  • Melissa & Joey/State of Georgia (ABCFam, 8/8:30pm) Season/Series Premieres – Former sitcom star Raven-Symoné joins former sitcom stars for a night of formulaic sitcoms.
  • Royal Pains/Necessary Roughness (USA, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premiere – New gal shrinking football players joins doctors on the fluffy formulaic network, some of which is fun.
  • Love in the Wild (NBC, 10pm) Series Premiere – Bachelor Pad meets Survivor?
  • Behind the Music (VH1, 10pm) Season Premiere – Missy Elliott shares her stuff.

Thursday

  • Wicked Attraction (ID, 9pm) Season Premiere – And you thought your ex was crazy…
  • Extreme Chef (Food, 10pm) Series Premiere – Unmarked can goods, cooking on a car engine… is takeout really that bad?
  • Ugly Americans (Com, 10:30pm) Season Premiere – Something about a succubus on this animated series of not your everyday beings.

Friday

  • Bucket & Skinner’s Epic Adventures (Nick, 8pm) Series Premiere – Two bros search for surf and whatnot in this new comedy series.

Saturday

  • Tour de France (Vs, 5am, NBC, 11am, and various) – The tour kicks off as does hours upon hours of coverage.

Sunday

  • Wimbledon (NBC, 6am, and various) – The fortnight of tennis coverage wraps up with the Women’s and Men’s finals.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

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new and noteworthy tv: 6/20-6/26

A decent amount of summer fluff to add to the queue…

Monday

  • Wimbledon (ESPN2, 4am and ongoing; NBC starting Sat) – Early round coverage kicks off, top four men look good and the Williams sisters are back!
  • Hoarders/Intervention (A&E, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – Problem behaviors in various states.
  • Rupaul’s Drag U (Logo, 9pm) Season Premiere – Who will they take to fabulous this season?
  • United States of Tara (Show, 10:30pm) Series Finale – Will any of the versions of Tara be end well?

Tuesday

  • Wipeout/101 Ways to Leave a Game Show/Combat Hospital (ABC, 8/9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – Bad obstacles, physically crazy exits to what may be a quiz show, and the latest Canadian import hospital in a war zone.
  • History Detectives/POV (PBS, 8/10pm) Season Premieres – A look into some random historical events and artifacts and then kicking off with a look at pastry competition.
  • Hardcore Pawn/Storage Hunters (Tru, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premiere – People’s stuff and personalities.
  • Staten Island Cakes/The Cupcake Girls (WE, 9/10pm) Series/Season Premieres – People’s baked goods and personalities.
  • Nail Files (TVG, 10pm) Series Premiere – Following some celebrity manicurist.

Wednesday

  • I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – I guess there are enough people for another season.
  • Life on a Wire (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – Death defying stunts.
  • Real World/Road Rules Challenge (MTV, 10pm) Season Premiere – Folks are teamed up with rivals.

Thursday

  • Burn Notice/Suits (USA, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – Michael and his campy spyness return and then non lawyer lawyer with some sort of crazy memory tries to hang with the upscale legal doers.
  • Expedition Impossible/Rookie Blue (ABC, 9/10pm) Series/Season Premiere – It’s like amazing race but with teams of three and then the rookies return and one can only hope they are more impressive.
  • Wilfred/Louie (Fx, 10/10:30) Series/Season Premiere – So is he a dog like everyone else sees or a man in a dog suit like Elijah Wood sees but more importantly is it funny enough to be a good fit with off kilter Louie?
  • Futurama (Com, 10pm) Season Premiere – More animated space adventures.

Friday

  • Rhett & Link/Young, Broke & Beautiful (IFC, 10/11pm) Series Premiere – Traveling to film commercials and traveling to uncover underground subcultures.

Saturday

  • Carson Nation (Own, 10pm) Series Premiere – Queer Eye’s Carson travels doing makeovers.

Sunday

  • Celebrity Rehab with Dr Drew (VH1, 9pm) Season Premiere – Can’t… look… away…
  • Leverage (TNT, 9pm) Season Premiere – Another season of the light but fun steal from the corrupt to make things right capers.
  • L&O: CI (USA, 9pm) Series Finale – Goodbye to the major case squad.
  • True Blood (HBO, 9pm) Season Premiere – Someday I will give this a go on Netflix.
  • The Marriage Ref (NBC, 10pm) Season Premiere – I didn’t think anyone watched this Seinfeld show of folks commenting on couples problems.
  • Extreme Chef (Food, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – Extreme food or extreme cooking conditions?

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

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new and noteworthy tv: 6/13-6/19

Monday

  • Secret Life of the American Teenager (ABCFam, 8pm) Season Premiere – The not foolish and not secret life returns.

Tuesday

  • Cupcake Wars (Food, 8pm) Season Premiere – Kentucky Derby theme.
  • Pretty Little Liars/The Nine Lives of Chloe King (ABCFam, 8/9pm) Season/Series Premiere – The oldsters playing teens with ridiculous plots are followed by a sixteen year old who discovers she has powers, why do I feel compelled to at least check these out?
  • Memphis Beat/Hawthorne (TNT, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – Cop show and hospital show that, for me, just aren’t all that engaging.
  • Real Estate Intervention (HGTV, 9pm) Season Premiere – The intervention appears to be of the staging variety.
  • Gene Simmons Family Jewels (A&E, 10pm) Season Premiere – This is apparently in the seventh season…
  • Indoors Out (DIY, 10pm) Season Premiere – Remodeling continues.
  • Jon Benjamin Has a Van (Com, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – A comedian reports ‘mockumentary style’.

Wednesday

  • Devil You Know (ID, 10pm) Series Premiere – Are people really what they appear to be.
  • Hot in Cleveland/Happily Divorced (TVL, 10/10:30pm) Season/Series Premiere – The nostalgia style sitcom returns followed by the return of Fran Drescher in a personal inspired I married a gay man series.
  • Rocco’s Dinner Party (Brav, 11pm) Series Premiere – Would love to be the recipient of dinner party competition dinners.
  • Toddlers & Tiaras (TLC, 10pm) Season Premiere – Still bizarre to me.

Thursday

  • Yard Crashers (DIY, 10pm) Season Premiere – Decorating outdoor style.

Friday

  • Flea Man (NGC, 8pm) Series Premiere – Flea market comings and goings.
  • A.N.T. Farm/Shake it Up (Dis, 8:30/9pm) Series Premieres – Series with kids, who will be the next Miley?
  • Paranormal Challenge (Trav, 9pm) Series Premiere – Competing to collect evidence of ghosts and whatnot.
  • Swamp Loggers (Disc, 10pm) Season Premiere – Another crew member joins.

Saturday

  • Celebrity Ghost Stories/Celebrity Close Calls (Bio, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premiere – Can there really be that many celebrities with ghost stories, close calls to death, I suppose.
  • Outcasts/Inbetweeners/Come Fly with Me (BBCA, 9/11/11:30pm) Series/Season Premieres – 2040 planetary action, awkward teens, and airport mockumentary.

Sunday

  • Daytime Emmy Awards (CBS, 8pm) – Wayne Brady hosts.
  • Drop Dead Diva (Life, 9pm) Season Premiere – Model in a lawyers body returns for another season of what is surprisingly an entertaining show for a silly premise.
  • Falling Skies (TNT, 9pm) Series Premiere – Citizens holdouts against alien invaders in the latest Spielberg offering, supposed to be a good start.
  • Miss USA Pageant (NBC, 9pm) – Ladies…
  • Police POV (Tru, 10pm) Season Premiere – Of the Cops ilk.
  • Ryan & Tatum (Own, 10pm) Series Premiere – Do we need to follow more dysfunctional people?

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

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new and noteworthy tv: 6/6 – 6/12

Monday

  • Masterchef (Fox, 8pm) Season Premiere – A few kitchen dudes look for the next amateur ready to make it big time.
  • My Yard Goes to Disney/House Hunters on Vacation/HGTV’d (HGTV, 8/8:30/9pm) Series Premieres – Outdoor spaces Disneyfied, travelers visit homes before selecting one as a vacation stay, and surprise makeovers.
  • Switched at Birth (ABCFam, 9pm) Series Premiere – It reads like a Lifetime movie but this latest fictional look at the rare familial entanglements will keep going week after week, this family channel is often too trite but sometimes worth a look.
  • Unfaithful/The Dr Laura Berman Show (OWN, 9/10pm) Series Premieres – A look at infidelities and then a camera joins the dr’s radio show.
  • Behind Mansion Walls (ID, 10pm) Series Premiere – Why just look at murders when you can look at murders involving rich people.

Tuesday

  • White Collar/Covert Affairs (USA, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – Campy spy business back to back, I’m more enamored with the likable hustler than the newest addition to the CIA.
  • 19 Kids & Counting (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – Please tell me these people aren’t still counting on more kids.
  • Love/Lust (Sund, 10pm) Season Premiere – The season starts out with a look at street foods.

Wednesday

  • CMT Music Awards (CMT, 8pm) – Country goodness.
  • Operation Repo (Tru, 9pm) Season Premiere – More repossessions.

Thursday

  • Nightmare Next Door (ID, 10pm) Season Premiere – Crimes in your own neighborhood, depending on where you live.

Friday

  • My Babysitter’s a Vampire (Dis, 7pm) Series Premiere – Disney’s take on vampires in our midst.
  • FBI: Criminal Pursuit (ID, 10pm) Season Premiere – Cops FBI-style.

Saturday

  • Color Splash (HGTV, 9pm) Season Premiere – A tranquil bedroom update.

Sunday

  • The Tony Awards (CBS, 8pm) – Host Neil Patrick Harris has been teasing me with glorious reviews of broadway’s best, via twitter of course.
  • Bridezillas/Amsale Girls (WE, 9/10pm) Season Premiere – Difficult brides from bride and bridal store perspective.
  • Finding Sarah (OWN, 9pm) Series Premiere – Folks like Dr Phil and Suzy Ormand help out Sarah Ferguson.
  • The Glee Project (Oxy, 9pm) Series Premiere – Real life Gleeks compete for a role on Glee, I’m mildly intrigued though don’t think I get this channel.
  • Swamp Wars (AnPl, 9pm) Series Premiere – Beheaded pythons and gator killings.
  • Keeping Up With the Kardashians/Ice Loves Coco (E!, 10/10:30pm) Season Premieres – Blah, blah, reality, blah, blah.
  • The Protector (Life, 10pm) Series Premiere – This series introduces us to a divorced homicide detective’s work and home.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

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shows on probation…

E! recently asked readers what shows they were retiring from their schedules (aka DVR DOA). This of course led me to wonder about my own personal cancellations. Aside from shows that have in fact been canceled I don’t know that I officially retired anything from my lineup but a few are definitely on probation, and let me tell you why:

  • American Idol (Fox) – This is the one show that I actually am planning to retire, but we’ll see how desperate I am mid-season after checking out X Factor, I find the week after week performances a bit redundant, the more interesting talent (good and bad) gets eliminated earlier than the bland but likable, and the judges lack of judging has caused my fast forwarding to become too much.
  • America’s Next Top Model (CW) – I have skipped a couple seasons and think about dropping this every year, the model wannabes and their challenges are actually entertaining, and annoying, but again the week after week format with my not actually caring (or remembering) who wins is right on the brink.
  • Chuck (NBC) – This show has been on my favorite list for many years because of the sharp wit of the juxtaposition of the spy world and the nerds of Buy More, as well as some genuine good chemistry, but I so tired of the family mythology… with that wrapped up and it extended for a final season I’ll check out the final 5 eps on TiVo (and still probably ride out the final season).
  • Hawaii 5-0 (CBS) – The problem with this show is that it just isn’t that good, I like the joking between the leads, mostly thanks to Dano, but mostly don’t really follow the case of the week or care about the characters, though most weeks I’m game enough to see them romping through paradise chasing some scum balls, though if the TiVo backs up enough I still may delete all.
  • House (Fox) – I get it, he’s curmudgeonly, and not in a ‘but he’s really a good guy’ kind of way, but he’s also a genius, but watching he and his staff almost kill or let a person die each week until they figure out the puzzle with a House a ha moment has gotten a bit redundant, with him kicking his self destruction up a notch and Cuddy exiting we’ll see if the dynamic intrigues.
  • L&O: SVU (NBC) – This will be the last of the bunch and while I have tired of Olivia and Elliot, as well as some of the ripped from the headline sexual stories, I’m intrigued as to the change in dynamic that will come with Elliot not returning, hopefully a little more time with Munch and Tutuola.

Any other casualties out there?

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