new and noteworthy tv: 11/19-11/25

Fortunately Thanksgiving allows for a light television week…

Monday

  • Marrying the Game (VH1, 9:30pm) Series Premiere – Game gets married?

Tuesday

  • Get your shopping done for Thanksgiving.

Wednesday

  • A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving (ABC, 8pm) – An unusual feast.
  • Restaurant: Impossible (Food, 9pm) Season Premiere – Keeping the family restaurant together.
  • Jim Rome on Showtime (Show, 10pm) Series Premiere – Apparently he’s a sports guy and he’s going to do a talker.

Thursday

  • Thanksgiving Day Parade/National Dog Show (NBC, 9am/noon) – Floats and doggies.
  • Punkin Chunkin (Sci, 8pm) – Huck it good.
  • Michael Jackson: Bad25 (ABC, 9:30pm) – The legacy of the album.
  • Along for the Bride (TLC, 10pm) Series Premiere – More bridal stuff.

Friday

  • Happiness is a Warm Blanket (Fox, 8pm) – Can Linus part with his security blanket?
  • Frosty the Snowman/Frosty Returns/Hoops and Yoyo Ruin Christmas/It’s a Spongebob Christmas (CBS, 8-10pm) – Let the ho ho hoing begin.
  • Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer/The Happy Elf (CW, 8-10pm) – And a ho to the ho.

Saturday/Sunday

  • Time for some James Bond.

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new and noteworthy tv: 11/12-11/18

It’s so easy to get behind on Sons and Walking Dead

Monday

  • Made In Chelsea (Style, 8pm) Series Premiere – If you’ve tired of American socialites, these ones are English.
  • Oliver Stone’s Untold History of the United States (Show, 8pm) Miniseries Premiere – Ten part series on history in 20th century.
  • Teen Mom 2 (MTV, 10pm) Season Premiere – And then there’s this.

Tuesday

  • Little People, Big World/Extreme Couponing (TLC, 9/10pm) Series/Season Premieres – A new little couple and may the discount be with you.
  • Mankind the Story of All of Us (Hist, 9pm) Miniseries Premiere – Another ten part history on more history.
  • Million Dollar Decorators (Brav, 10pm) Season Premiere – For the house I can’t afford…

Wednesday

  • Whitney (NBC, 8pm) Season Premiere – Now that Animal Practice is out…

Thursday

  • Perhaps pick up my book.

Friday

  • ANTM (CW, 8/9pm) – The latest episode is followed by the always underwhelming behind the scenes.
  • We Will Always Love You (CBS, 10pm) – A tribute to Whitney.

Saturday

  • 24/7 (HBO, 11:15pm) Season Premiere – Pacquiao/Marquez.

Sunday

  • American Music Awards (ABC, 8pm) – Top forty after forty years.
  • Oprah’s Favorite Things (OWN, 8pm) – Military spouses get some bounty.

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new and noteworthy tv: 11/5-11/11

I feel like daylight savings has thrown me all out of whack…

Monday

  • Witness (HBO, 7:30pm) Series Premiere – Miniseries showing photojournalists.
  • American Pickers (Hist, 9pm) Season Premiere – First pick, a 1935 motorcycle.
  • The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills/Start-Ups (Brav, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premiere – Friendships take hits and entrepreneurs endeavor.
  • Dangerous Grounds (Trav, 10pm) Series Premiere – Finding the perfect bean.
  • Jesse James (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – Cycles and cars.

Tuesday

  • Election (Various) – Tune in to see the results.

Wednesday

  • Deals from The Darkside (Syfy, 10pm) Series Premiere – Titanic chairs, antique cuffs, and more.
  • Moonshiners (Disc, 10pm) Season Premiere – New law puts the guys on edge.
  • Top Chef/Lolwork (Brav, 10/11pm) Season/Series Premieres – Cooking and laugh publishers.

Thursday

  • Burn Notice (USA, 9pm) Season Premiere – Will the gang get out of Panama?
  • Dave’s Old Porn (Show, 11pm) Season Premiere – Like Mystery Science Theater for porn.

Friday

  • A night out.

Saturday

  • Redneck Island/Chainsaw Gang/Big Texas Heat (CMT, 9/10/10:30pm) Season/Series Premieres – Redneck competition, chainsaw art, and cops.
  • Wedding Band (TBS, 10pm) Series Premiere – A new comedy following guys who gig in their spare time.
  • Standup in Stilettos (TVG, 11pm) Season Premiere – Lady comics.

Sunday

  • The Britannia Awards (BBCA, 8pm) – Honoring entertainers.
  • Breaking Magic (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – Revealing magic.
  • Finding Bigfoot (AnPl, 10pm) Season Premiere – Follow the footprints.
  • Firefly (Sci, 10pm) – 10th anniversary.

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stream it…

Some time ago when the Netflix split of services and cost hike hit many made the decision to lose discs (better selection but they’re just collecting dust) or lose streaming (there isn’t anything really available)… I chose to hold on to the streaming. The thought was that eventually there would be a better selection, I could order stuff via Amazon on my TiVo if I really wanted something new, and I was watching a couple of tv series that were cheaper this way. It’s been a while now and although I do catch the occasional movie I’m mostly watching TV.

What’s worth a watch:

  • Firefly/Buffy/Angel – They’re cult loved genre shows, but loved for a reason, strong characters, quirky dialogue, and just plain good action, Firefly (the space cowboy show) is probably the best introduction because as sad as I was to see it only go a season, it’s maybe the least uneven because of it, though the seven seasons of Buffy (the Vampire Slayer) and five of the spinoff Angel (that really came into its own), are honestly some great television and I can tune into these at any time like a comfort food.
  • Battlestar Gallactica – I’m up to season four on this and although it’s maybe not as rock solid all the way through I’ve really enjoyed the political futuristic sci fi struggles of the beleaguered band of survivors, what do you do when you’re struggling for personal and species survival and what makes a person a person, you know with some space action.
  • Friday Night Lights – I didn’t catch this the first time around, mostly for doubting that I would be that into a football town show, but after season one I’m on board with the small town drama, the primary family and the extended football family center around, well, football but its quickly much more than that.
  • Luther/SherlockMy faves of the BBC showings so far, complex gentlemen solving crimes, totally different tones but with a complex leading character who sometimes does things that maybe aren’t always seeming like the right things to do.
  • Terriers – Critically acclaimed but ratings challenged the single season of this misfit duo doing the detective thing is another one of the shows that was canceled far before its time.
  • Arrested Development – This may be part of the new model for streaming, not only is this funny show available now, but exclusive episodes (yes, the stories are true, they’re creating new episodes) will be released on Netflix (can’t wait!), and now’s a great time to catch up or rewatch.

Next for me is either Mad Men or Downton Abbey. And a couple people have recently mentioned a couple of unsung shows from their queues Peep Show for awkward buddy comedy and My Girlfriend is a Gumiho a fantastical Korean romance. What’s in your queue?

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new and noteworthy tv: 10/29-11/4

Finally clearing enough new shows to get back to Walking Dead and Sons of Anarchy

Monday

  • Pranked (MTV, 7:30pm) Season Premiere – Pranks.
  • Scare Tactics (Syfy, 7:30pm) Season Premiere – Pranks in a creepy way.
  • Love It or List It (HGTV, 9pm) Season Premiere – What happens when the house you love isn’t spacious enough?

Tuesday

  • Total Blackout/Viral Video Showdown (Syfy, 10/10:30pm) Season/Series Premiere – Challenges in the dark and competing videos.

Wednesday

  • It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (ABC, 8pm) – Linus awaits.
  • The Real Exorcist (Life, 11pm) Series Premiere – Facing their demons.

Thursday

  • CMA Awards (ABC, 8pm) – Country it up.
  • GT Academy (Spike, 11:30pm) Series Premiere – Apparently GT stands for Gran Turismo, drivers compete.
  • Reality Show (Show, 11:30pm) Series Premiere – Comedic stylings bring a show about a failed producer taking a stab with reality.

Friday

  • Last Man Standing/Malibu Country (ABC, 8/8:30pm) Season/Series Premieres – It’s almost like the return of Tool Time and Reba.
  • Brides of Beverly Hills (TLC, 10pm) Season Premiere – Starting with Hulk Hogan’s ex shopping for a wedding gown.

Saturday

  • Horse Racing (NBC, 5pm) – The Breeders’ Cup from Santa Anita.

Sunday

  • The Next Iron Chef (Food, 9pm) Season Premiere – Iron alums return.
  • The Real Housewives of Atlanta (Brav, 9pm) Season Premiere – Old and new wives.

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new and noteworthy tv: 10/22-10/28

The return of a few more comedies, now we just wait to see what gets canceled next…

Monday

  • Debate (6pm, various) – One more.
  • Totally Clueless (MTV, 7pm) Series Premiere – I really hate all hidden camera shows, so hidden camera game show is not calling to me.
  • Richard Hammond’s Crash Course (BBCA, 10pm) Season Premiere – First stop Hollywood stuntman.

Tuesday

  • Secrets of the Dead (PBS, 9pm) Season Premiere – Starting with real life Last Resort, or at least a guy who didn’t launch a nuclear torpedo.
  • Happy Endings/Don’t Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23  (ABC, 9/9:30pm) Season Premieres – This time slot is now officially overbooked assuming I am still bringing the laughs.

Wednesday

  • World Series Game 1 (Fox, 4:30pm) – Will the Giants be joining the Tigers?
  • The Houstons (Life, 9pm) Series Premiere – Whitney’s family carries on, on camera.

Thursday

  • Project Runway All Stars (Life, 9pm) Season Premiere – Still seven behind on the current season.

Friday

  • Kitchen Nightmares (Fox, 8pm) Season Premiere – More Chef Ramsay.
  • Mockingbird Lane (NBC, 8pm) – The Munsters return in what I think is a pilot that didn’t get picked up.
  • Gold Rush/Jungle Gold (Disc, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – Finding gold and more gold.
  • Say Yes to the Dress (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – Bridesmaids argue.
  • Health Inspectors (Food, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – Food poisoning your friends.

Saturday

  • The Haunting of (Bio, 10pm) Series Premiere – People share their haunted experiences.
  • The Graham Norton Show (BBCA, 11pm) Season Premiere – Schwarzenegger continues his publicity tour.

Sunday

  • Ice Loves CoCo (E!, 10:30pm) Season Premiere – I guess he still loves her.

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my schedule

We’ll see if anything changes and I’m always pretending I’ll be a bit more ruthless with some cuts, but here’s where things are netting out for now.

Monday

  • 8pm – How I Met Your Mother (CBS) / Bones (Fox)
  • 10pm – Castle (ABC)

I’m kind of over all of these shows but feel dedicated to see them through for their resolution and still glimmers of my past appreciation.

Tuesday

  • 8pm – Ben & Kate (Fox) / Hart of Dixie (CW)
  • 9pm – Happy Endings/Don’t Trust the B in Apt 23 (ABC) / New Girl/The Mindy Project (Fox) / Go On/The New Normal (NBC)
  • 10pm – Parenthood (NBC) / Vegas (CBS)

My biggest competitive slot at 9… Ben & Kate aren’t rock solid yet so we’ll see where it goes, but the rest of the funnies, assuming Endings and Apt 23 come back in good form, are pretty solid, capped off with some good family drama and a so far kind of intriguing Vegas.

Wednesday

  • 8pm – The Middle/Suburgatory (ABC)
  • 9pm – Modern Family (ABC)
  • 10pm – Nashville (ABC)

More funny, and I’m only one in but enjoyed the drama of the Nashville songsters and the actual and subjective politics surrounding them and the pretty catchy tunes.

Thursday

  • 8pm – The Big Bang Theory (CBS) / 30 Rock (NBC)
  • 9pm – The Office/Parks & Rec (NBC)
  • 10pm – Elementary (CBS)

When’s the last time I was enjoying so many comedies, though hoping Office will go out on a good note, and then the enjoyable latest iteration of Sherlock and Watson.

Friday

  • 8pm – Community (NBC) / ANTM (CW)
  • 9pm – Grimm (NBC)

So Community isn’t back yet, but whenever and wherever it hits I’ll check it, I have somehow been sucked back into ANTM hijinks, and still digging the silly and sometimes grisly weekly fairy tale mystery.

Saturday

  • Day of rest or frolic

Sunday

  • 9pm – The Good Wife (CBS)
  • 10pm – The Mentalist (CBS)

A good dramatic lineup to cap off the week with my favorite network drama Wife.

And still working in my less time slot specific cable entries of It’s Always Sunny (FX), The League (FX), Major Crimes (TNT), Sons of Anarchy (FX), The Walking Dead (AMC) and tentatively American Horror Story (Fx).

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new and noteworthy tv: 10/15-10/21

Just Emily Owens left to go and then we can officially close the chapter on new fall shows… though of course I have some TiVo catching up to do.

Monday

  • My Shopping Addiction (Oxy, 11pm) Series Premiere – Losing your fortunate, borrowing money, how much can you shop?

Tuesday

  • Debate (Various, 6pm) – Let’s just hope that Obama doesn’t over caffeinate to make up for last time.
  • Emily Owens, M.D. (CW, 9pm) Series Premiere – Starting a new surgical internship.
  • Tia & Tamera/Chicagolicious (Style, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – Choices about work and workin’ it with style in the windy city.
  • Covert Affairs (USA, 10pm) Season Premiere – What sort of a fix will Annie be in?
  • Extreme Cheapskates (TLC, 10pm) Series Premiere – Is this the way to make it in New York, and elsewhere?
  • Underemployed (MTV, 10pm) Series Premiere – More not quite adults give it a go.
  • Tattoo Nightmares (Spike, 11pm) Series Premiere – Tattoos of exes and worse can be saved.

Wednesday

  • Suburgatory (ABC, 9:30pm) Season Premiere – Back to Chatswin after a summer in New York.
  • American Horror Story (FX, 10pm) Season Premiere – The brilliance of a whole new story means I’m intrigued to tune back in, plus I’ve got money Adam Levine will be the first fresh death.
  • My Life is a Lifetime Movie (Life, 10pm) Series Premiere – Real life people with stories to tell, you know ridiculous stories that sound like a Lifetime Movie.

Thursday

  • Sweet Genius (Food, 10pm) Season Premiere – Make it work, with sweets.

Friday

  • Nikita (CW, 9pm) Season Premiere – Is this show still on?
  • Home Strange Home (HGTV, 9pm) Series Premiere – Irregular houses.
  • Hunted (Cin, 10pm) Series Premiere – A private security agent returns to work after a hit is taken out on her.
  • Mystery Diners (Food, 10pm) Season Premiere – Is the head waiter dividing the tips fairly, this mystery will be solved!

Saturday

  • The Girl (HBO, 10pm) – The tale of Tippi and the birds, ok really of Tippi and Hitchcock.

Sunday

  • Night of Too Many Stars (Com, 8pm) – America comes together for autism programs.

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what’s your reality…

I’ve had a couple recent conversations with people about our television faves and habits. And like many conversations the question comes up in some form or another, do you watch reality shows? And if so which ones? My party line is that I truly try not to add any new reality shows. Not because I don’t think there are some good ones, but because I am afraid that I could get sucked into any of them. They’re also for me somewhat easier to drop between seasons because the cast changes and I’m not invested. I have managed to keep a few around so here’s what’s still in the queue?

  • ANTM (CW) – The combination of ridiculousness and the actual skill that it seems to take to be a model are compelling – runway, shoots, commercials – I thought I had finally dropped this but two things sucked me back in, 1) I have two good friends who are dedicated and although we no longer try to get together on a regular basis we do try to get together once a season 2) all-stars season brought back some faves.
  • Project Runway (Life) – My favorite of the skill competitions, it’s a totally unrealistic way to design fashion, but the process and the result are always enthralling and the personalities that design fashion are not without drama.
  • Rehab with Dr Drew (VH1) – I should not have started watching these but I actually did it with a bit of disgust that they were taking advantage of these people for ratings, but the good Dr. truly cares, and although the editing process showcases more of the train wrecks than anything else, which you can’t look away from, it’s the closest I get to wanting a feel-good moment.
  • What Not to Wear (TLC) – Who doesn’t love a good makeover? Ok, well if you don’t this show clearly isn’t for you, but Stacy and Clinton offer some good quips and tough love as they manifest real change for most of these people even if some of them fight it every step of the way, plus it never hurts to learn a good tip or check out a good outfit.
  • The Glee Project (Oxy) – I’ve extolled the virtues of this show before but have to be honest that I have the last three eps of last season getting stale on my TiVo, I still do love the competition and the jam packed format and clearly focused casting make it a good tale.

I don’t do as much of the dating, dancing, cooking, celebrity lifestyle, or straight up voyeuristic… But remember the first season of Real World? Remember the first season of American Idol? I stuck with Survivor for a few seasons, Rock of Love for more than I will admit, Apprentice for a couple, Simple Life, Rockstar, Pop Stars, and the Voice for a whole season. Hmm what else am I forgetting?

These recent conversations came up with recommendations for Lizard Lick Towing and Long Island Medium which makes me wonder what I’m missing out on. What are your favorites, guilty pleasures, and recommendations? Chime in with comments below and tell me what might be worth a watch.

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new and noteworthy tv: 10/8-10/14

Just a few more shows in our fall reveal…

Monday

  • 90210/Gossip Girl (CW, 8/9pm) Season Premieres – The post teens teen dramas continue.
  • Independent Lens (PBS, 10pm) Season Premiere – Chronicling three years in the lives of Wisconsin residents post plant closing.
  • The Mortified Sessions (Sund, 10pm) Season Premiere – Starting with Busy Philipps sharing embarrassing tales.

Tuesday

  • Iconoclasts (Sund, 8pm) Season Premiere – Starting with James Franco and Marina Abramovic discussing art and process.
  • Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition (Life, 9pm) Series Premiere – Dancers and judges announced and then compete for money and Joffrey Ballet scholarship.
  • Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along-Blog (CW, 9pm) – If you haven’t caught this Joss Whedon internet sensation with Neil Patrick Harris, Nathan Fillion and Felicia Day do it now!
  • Ink Master (Spike, 10pm) Season Premiere – Tattoo challenges with losers just seems wrong.
  • Keyshia & Daniel (BET, 10pm) Series Premiere – The latest celebrity couple shares their life.

Wednesday

  • Arrow (CW, 8pm) Series Premiere – Of the new CW shows this one has heard the most praise, but I’m not sure if that’s saying much, I’ll give it a shot.
  • Nature (PBS, 8pm) Season Premiere – Siberian Tiger quest.
  • Chicago Fire (NBC, 10pm) Series Premiere – This is supposed to be a lesser Dick Wolf show but sometimes that’s just enough in a formulaic drama.
  • Duck Dynasty (A&E, 10pm) Season Premiere – More duck family activities.
  • Nashville (ABC, 10pm) Series Premiere – Good buzz about this look into the country world focusing on Connie Britton and Hayden Panettiere.

Thursday

  • Vice Presidential Election Debate (ABC, CBS, Fox, NBC, 6pm) – Can Biden do it?
  • The Vampire Diaries/Beauty and the Beast (CW, 8/9pm) Season/Series Premieres – More vampires and then a hot looking dude somehow becomes the beast to Kristin Kreuk’s beauty, I like to watch at least one of all these dramas but they’re making it difficult.
  • It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia/The League/Brand X with Russell Brand/Totally Biases with W. Kamau Bell (FX, 10/10:30/11/11:30pm) Season Premieres – Sunny and League make me laugh in a totally inappropriate way.
  • Little Shop of Gypsies (TLC, 10pm) Series Premiere – Dress maker to gypsies and travelers.

Friday

  • Cursed (Bio, 10pm) Series Premiere – Misfortune follows objects.

Saturday

  • Too Cute! (AnPl, 8pm) Season Premiere – Fluffy puppies and baby goats.

Sunday

  • The Walking Dead/Talking Dead/Comic Book Men (AMC, 9/11/11:30pm) Season Premieres – Let the zombie hijinks continue, though I do find this show to scary tense to watch before bed, I’ve never quite gotten into the whole show of commentary about it.

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