new and noteworthy tv: 5/20-5/26

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Memorial Day weekend seems to be timed perfectly with Arrested Development and the French Open… Far be it from me to do something crazy like travel…

Monday

  • The Goodwin Games (Fox, 8:30pm) Series Premiere – Kids compete for estranged dead father’s dough, a new comedy with some talent that could make it fun game.
  • James May’s Man Lab (BBCA, 10pm) Series Premiere – Relearning some skills.

Tuesday

  • The Bachelor (ABC, 8pm) – The Bachelor’s funniest moments.
  • Bad Girls All Star Battle (Oxy, 9pm) Series Premiere – Keep your friends close.

Wednesday

  • Masterchef (Fox, 8pm) Season Premiere – Home cooks try to get in the game. 

Thursday

  • Save Me (NBC, 8pm) Series Premiere – Anne Heche returns, this time as a reborn gal looking for redemption, part black comedy, part laugher, but rumor has it few laughs, we’ll see.
  • Does Someone Have to Go? (Fox, 9pm) Series Premiere – I want to pick who gets fired at my job.
  • Four Weddings (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – More betrothal festivities.
  • Showville (AMC, 9pm) Series Premiere – Hey kids let’s put on a show… Hollywood coaches audition.
  • Rookie Blues (ABC, 10pm) Season Premiere – I don’t think they’re rookies anymore but I haven’t tuned in.

Friday

  • Brain Games (Fox, 9pm) – Friends turned me on to this games and experiments showing how the brain and perception are linked, I swear those were two different colors of gray. 

Saturday

  • Ultimate BBQ Cookout Countdown (ABC, 9pm) – Cook it good. 

Sunday

  • Arrested Development (Netflix) – The Bluths are back and the new season all out today on Netflix, takes a look at where each of the misfits are now.
  • French Open (NBC/ESPN2, various) – Who will be the king, and queen, of the clay?
  • Rock My RV with Bret Michaels (Trav, 9pm) Series Premiere – I don’t know why Bret is pimping RVs. 

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new and noteworthy tv: 5/13-5/19

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Not quite done with this year but not quite ready for summer series…

Monday

  • 90210 (CW, 8pm) Series Finale – And the people who aren’t Brenda and Brandon and Dylan and Kelly and… are done. 

Tuesday

  • So You Think You Can Dance (Fox, 8pm) Season Premiere – Dance it up. 
  • Crowd Rules (CNBC, 9pm) Series Premiere – Elizabeth Chambers discusses specialty foods.

Wednesday

  • South Beach Tow (Tru, 9:30pm) Season Premiere – Take it away. 

Thursday

  • The Office (NBC, 9pm) Series Finale – It should have ended with Michael but whatevs…

Friday

  • Summer blockbuster?

Saturday

  • X Games (NBC, 1pm and ESPN/2 starting Thurs) – Making it happen in Barcelona.
  • The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame (HBO, 9pm) – Donna Summer in action. 

Sunday

  • Billboard Music Awards (ABC, 8pm) – What are you singing this summer?
  • Tim McGraw’s Superstar Summer Night (CBS, 9pm) – Oops I mean what are you singing this summer?

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new and noteworthy tv: 5/6-5/12

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Monday

  • Rihanna 777 (Fox, 8pm) – Seven countries, seven continents, seven days, seventh album.
  • Newlyweds (Brav, 10pm) Series Premiere – Four different couples in the first year.

Tuesday

  • Polygamy, USA (NGC, 9pm) Series Premiere – Introducing the latest family.
  • Reel Rivals (Weath, 9pm) Series Premiere – Competitive charter boat captains.
  • Roadtrip with G. Garvin (Cook, 9pm) Season Premiere – Food scene in Austin.
  • Chasing Classic Cars (Vel, 10pm) Season Premiere – How much for a Mercedes 190SL?

Wednesday

  • Only In America with Larry the Cable Guy (Hist, 9pm) Season Premiere – Arizona ostrich ranch.
  • Million Dollar Listing (Brav, 10pm) Season Premiere – Real estate.
  • Model Employee (VH1, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – Models made to do undesireable tasks.

Thursday

  • Mountain Movers (NGC, 8pm) Series Premiere – Creating winter sports courses. 
  • Monumental Mysteries (Trav, 9pm) Series Premiere – The history behind monuments.
  • Small Town Security (AMC, 10pm) Season Premiere – How does the community feel about their tv show?

Friday

  • Australia’s Deadliest/Ultimate Animal Countdown (NGW, 9/10pm) Series Premieres – Sharks, crocs and kangaroos, and then it gets worse. 

Saturday 

  • SNL (NBC, 11:29pm) – Kristen Wiig and Vampire Weekend might make for a decent Saturday.

Sunday

  • XOX Betsey Johnson/Resale Royalty (Styl, 8/9pm) Series Premieres – Designer and then designer retail.
  • Ultimate Survival Alaska (NGC, 10pm) Series Premiere – Contestants fight to survive.
  • Family Tree (HBO, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – A mockumentary of a man on a journey of self discovery.

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new and noteworthy tv: 4/29-5/5

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Monday

  • The Big C (Show, 10pm) Season Premiere – What’s next for our protagonist?
  • Red, White & New (Trav, 10pm) Series Premiere – American ingenuity.

Tuesday

  • Weird or What? (Syfy, 9pm) Season Premiere – Hindu mythological creature or spacecraft?
  • Inside Amy Schumer (Com, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – Comedian brings more sketches, interviews, and jokes.

Wednesday

  • Family Tools (ABC, 8:30pm) Series Premiere – Leah Remini returns to sitcom in what promises to have sitcom elements. 
  • The Big Brain Theory (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – The next great innovator.

Thursday

  • The Show with Vinny/Zach Stone is Gonna Be Famous (MTV, 10/10:30pm) Series Premieres – A Jersey Shore guy does a talker out of his mom’s house and a comedy about a guy making a reality show out of his life.

Friday

  • Maron (IFC, 10pm) Series Premiere – The life of a comedian and podcaster. 

Saturday

  • America’s Cutest Cat (AnPl, 9pm) Season Premiere – Meow.
  • My Haunted House (Bio, 10pm) Series Premiere – Boo.

Sunday

  • Day of rest.

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new and noteworthy tv: 4/22-4/28

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Another week, maybe it’s time to catch up on Walking Dead…

Monday

  • Love & Hip-Hop Atlanta (VH1, 8pm) Season Premiere – New beginnings.
  • Rectify (Sund, 9pm) Series Premiere – Their first scripted production shows a man released from Death Row to a changed world.
  • Diners, Drive-Ins, & Dives (Food, 10pm) Season Premiere – Square pizza.

Tuesday

  • Backyard Oil (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – A gospel singer’s ranch.
  • Girl Code/Ke$ha (MTV, 10:30/11pm) Series Premieres – Women’s topics and a look at that girl.

Wednesday

  • I Was Murdered (ID, 10pm) Series Premiere – Told from the victim’s point of view.

Thursday

  • Giving You the Business (Food, 10pm) Series Premiere – Unwittingly auditioning for a franchise.

Friday

  • NFL Draft (ESPN, 5pm) – Don’t miss the drafts.

Saturday

  • X Games (ABC, 1pm) – Foz do Igaucu from Brazil.

Sunday

  • Good Luck Charlie (Dis, 10pm) Season Premiere – Charlie turns four?

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new and noteworthy tv: 4/15-4/21

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I’ve still got a good amount of backlog, good thing I don’t need to make room for much more…

Monday

  • Oh Sit! (CW, 8pm) Season Premiere – Sitting competition?
  • Defiance (Syfy, 9pm) Series Premiere – Futuristic society on earth following war, will the fragile peace remain?
  • James May’s Man Lab (BBCA, 10pm) Season Premiere – Let’s get some skills.
  • Scam City (Sci, 10pm) Series Premiere – Scams in Rio.

Tuesday

  • Deadliest Catch (Disc, 9pm) Season Premiere – Who’s up for some fishing?
  • Don’t Be Tardy… (Brav, 9pm) Season Premiere – Real housewives woman…
  • Storage Wars/American Hoggers (A&E, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – For some reason a ventriloquist is making a guest appearance and then hoggers.
  • Awkward (MTV, 10pm) Season Premiere – Jenna’s predictable humiliation and family, friend, and romantic drama with wit are back.
  • Who Gets the Last Laugh (TBS, 10pm) Series Premiere – Donald Faison hosts comedians in prank challenges.

Wednesday

  • Hoarding (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – I am always trying to winnow my stuff. 
  • Locked Up Abroad (NGC, 9pm) Season Premiere – Telling POW tales.
  • Off Pitch (VH1, 10pm) Series Premiere – Show choir.

Thursday

  • Gigolos (Show, 11pm) Season Premiere – There’s a new guy in town.

Friday

  • Sons of Guns (Disc, 9pm) Season Premiere – Sometimes you gotta go to Vegas to demo a gun. 
  • I Found the Gown (TLC, 10pm) Season Premiere – More dresses.

Saturday

  • Four Houses (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – Scoring each other’s homes.
  • Spoiled Rotten Pets (NatGeoW, 9:30pm) Series Premiere – These make our pampered pets look tortured.
  • Raising Whitley (OWN, 10pm) Series Premiere – Comedian and friends raise a baby, and yes this is another reality show.

Sunday

  • Dog and Beth/Guntuckly (CMT, 8/9:30pm) Series Premieres – Bounty hunting and family gun range.
  • The Bletchley Circle (PBS, 10pm) Series Premiere – A three part murder mystery series of female code breakers.
  • I’m Married to A… (VH1, 10pm) Series Premiere – Unconventional partnerships.
  • What Would Ryan Lochte Do?/Married to Jonas (E!, 10/10:30pm) Series/Season Premieres – Unwatchable or so bad it’s good and then are they ready to move to New York?

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new and noteworthy tv: 4/8-4/14

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Monday

  • T.I. and Tiny (VH1, 10pm) Season Premiere – Winter adventure.

Tuesday

  • Counting Cars (Hist, 9pm) Season Premiere – Buy that car. 
  • Ready for Love (NBC, 9pm) Series Premiere – Another slant on dating shows, getting dudes a gal.
  • Find Me My Man (Oxy, 9pm) Series Premiere – Matchmaker helps single ladies in Miami.
  • The Kandi Factory (Brav, 10pm) Series Premiere – Because Real Housewives needs another spinoff.

Wednesday

  • Toy Hunter (Trav, 9pm) Season Premiere – Gene Simmons and KISS memorabilia.
  • World’s Weirdest (NatGeo, 9pm) Season Premiere – Strange animals.
  • Deep South Paranormal (Syfy, 10pm) Series Premiere – Because there wasn’t enough paranormal being covered.
  • I Want That (DIY, 11pm) Season Premiere – Stylish home solutions.

Thursday

  • The Graham Norton Show (BBCA, 10pm) Season Premiere – Guests and whatnot. 
  • The Killer Speaks (A&E, 10pm) Series Premiere – Examining cases from the killer’s perspective.

Friday

  • Eve of Destruction (Reelz, 8pm) Miniseries Premiere – Unlimited energy or the end of the planet. 
  • Swamp’d (AnPl, 8pm) Series Premiere – Swamp store owner, for all your swamp area needs.
  • Da Vinci’s Demons (Starz, 10pm) Series Premiere – Dramatic Leonardo d Vinci.

Saturday

  • Bet On Your Baby (ABC, 8pm) Series Premiere – Parents pit babies against one another, seriously?
  • Iyanla, Fix My Life/Life With La Toya (OWN, 9/10:30pm) Season/Series Premieres – Iyanla does her thing, then we now get to watch LaToya do hers, whatever that is.

Sunday

  • 2013 Movie Awards (MTV, 9pm) – Rebel Wilson hosts.
  • Nurse Jackie/The Borgias (Show, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – Happy birthday to Jackie and unseating the Borgias?
  • Restaurant Impossible (Food, 10pm) Season Premiere – Purchasing fish is different than cooking fish.
  • Veep (HBO, 10pm) Season Premiere – Midterm elections.

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new and noteworthy tv: 4/1-4/7

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Monday

  • The Real Housewives of Orange County (Brav, 8pm) Season Premiere – Whatevs.
  • The Gossip Game/Master of the Mix (VH1, 9/10pm) Series/Season Premieres – Challenging DJs and aspiring superstars.

Tuesday

  •  19 Kids & Counting (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – They’re back from Asia. 

Wednesday

  • Rogue (Dir, 9pm) Series Premiere – Thandie Newton leads the undercover detective first original series from DirecTV.
  • Spies of Warsaw (BBCA, 9pm) Miniseries Premiere – Spies before WWII.
  • How to Live with Your Parents (For the Rest of Your Life) (ABC, 9:30pm) Series Premiere – Sarah Chalke and some extended family might not be fresh but perhaps a bit of funny.
  • Forever Young (TVL, 10pm) Series Premiere – The under 30s and the over 70s are forced to hang out.
  • Best Ink (Oxy, 10pm) Season Premiere – Skin art competition.
  • My Crazy Obsession (TLC, 10pm) Season Premiere – Crazy is right.

Thursday

  • Casino Confidential/America’s Worst Tattoos/NY Ink (TLC, 8/9/10pm) Series/Season Premieres – Casinos and tattoos and tattoo artists.
  • Hannibal (NBC, 10pm) Series Premiere – Just another serial killer, or a fresh look at a bit of an origin story, I’m game to see.
  • Tabitha Takes Over (Brav, 10pm) Season Premiere – More hair salon help.
  • Men at Work (TBS, 10pm) Season Premiere – This dudes sitcom is getting another season.

Friday

  • Vice (HBO, 11pm) Series Premiere – Docuseries newsmag.

Saturday

  • My Cat From Hell (AnPl, 8pm) Season Premiere – Too allergic to watch.

Sunday

  • WTA Tennis (ESPN2, 10am) – Family Circle Cup final.
  • Cupcake Wars (Food, 8pm) Season Premiere – Let them eat…
  • Academy of Country Music Awards (CBS, 8pm) – Luke Bryan and Blake Shelton host.
  • Mad Men (AMC, 9pm) Season Premiere – I might be ready to start diving into this show.
  • River Monsters (AnPl, 9pm) Season Premiere – The fish did it?

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new and noteworthy tv: 3/25-3/31

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Monday

  • The Voice (NBC, 8pm) Season Premiere – At least a season with Usher and Shakira replacing Aguilara and Cee Lo.

Tuesday

  • Here Comes Peter Cottontail (CW, 8pm) – Peter oversleeps and must go back in time to fulfill his Easter Bunny duties.
  • Hardcore Pawn (Tru, 9pm) Season Premiere – Security problems.
  • The Game/Let’s Stay Together (BET, 10/11pm) Season Premieres – Draft night and more drama.

Wednesday

  • Bomb Girls (Reelz, 8pm) Season Premiere – A surprise visit, basically I have no idea what’s going on on Reelz.
  • Operation Repo (Tru, 10pm) Season Premiere – Business luck in Vegas.
  • The Real World (MTV, 10pm) Season Premiere – Portland.

Thursday

  • NCAA Basketball (CBS, 6:30pm) – Regional semifinal, basically nothing new tonight.

Friday

  • Happy Endings (ABC, 8pm) – Friday night’s gonna be alright.
  • XIII (Reelz, 10pm) Season Premiere – Darkest impulses.

Saturday

  • ATP Tennis (CBS, 9am/Sun 8:30am) – Sony Open, women’s final on Sat and men’s on Sun.
  • Doctor Who/Orphan Black/The Nerdist (BBCA, 8/9/10pm) Series/Season Premieres – The doctor is back, then a clone takes another’s place, and more geek chat.

Sunday

  • Call the Midwife/Mr Selfridge (PBS, 8/9pm) Season/Series Premieres – Jenny celebrates her birthday and Jeremy Piven brings a department store to life.
  • Game of Thrones (HBO, 9pm) Season Premiere – Whatever’s happening on this show keeps happening.

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new and noteworthy tv: 3/18-3/24

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A little delayed this week, good thing there’s not much to see….

Monday

  • Dancing with the Stars (ABC, 8pm) Season Premiere – Boogie down.
  • Storage Wars (A&E, 9pm) Season Premiere – What’s in that unit?
  • Bates Motel (A&E, 10pm) Series Premiere – What happened before Psycho?

Tuesday

  • Splash (ABC, 8pm) Series Premiere – Diving celebrity style.
  • How We Invented the World (Disc, 9pm) Series Premiere – Starting with the mobile phone.
  • Urban Tarzan (Spike, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – Relocating animals lost in the wild.

Wednesday

  • Rip the Runway (BET, 10pm) – Fashion and music meet. 

Thursday

  • NCAA Basketball (CBS, 7pm) – Go team.

Friday

  • Tanked (AnPl, 9pm) Season Premiere – Fish in a square bowl. 

Saturday

  • Kid’s Choice Awards (Nick, 8pm) – Josh Duhamel hosts.
  • Chupacabra vs. the Alamo (Syfy, 9pm) – Ponch fights a crazy thing.

Sunday

  • Phil Spector (HBO, 9pm) – You know, a fictionalized account
  • Married to Medicine (Brav, 9pm) Series Premiere – Atlanta’s chick docs and chicks who marry docs, really?
  • My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – Teens from different clans marry.

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