procrastinator picks – top tv of 2013

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I think we know by now that I watch a lot of television, and I really enjoy much of it. Critics have done it and so it’s my turn, though coming up with a top ten list is always challenging and with television it’s difficult to judge. There are more episodes, seasons aren’t really independent, and honestly I am watching and thinking of shows differently at different times, but this isn’t science right? And of course I should probably state that although I stand behind my choices I could probably make a lot of different versions of this list:

  1. The Good Wife (CBS) – This has been on my list for years but this year it showed how to give new energy to a show that’s later in its arc, great characters and complexity, curious to see if they can sustain it and close out its nice long run with continued excellence (and no I don’t know when this show is ending but it’s s5 and not sure what ratings are up to).
  2. Orange is the New Black/House of Cards (Net) – The original programming from this ‘channel’ was the talk of the town this year and for good reason; both based on existing material but both felt fresh compared to other things on television, Orange’s lead character might be a bit annoying but she’s merely the catalyst for the stories around her with an amazing cast and a good mix of fun and dramatic moments and Spacey does talk to the camera in Cards (which didn’t actually bug me) and I’m curious to see how his scheming will keep up.
  3. Orphan Black (BBCA) – Not only is the primary actress, who we meet as she starts meeting her clones, fantastic in her various roles but the slightly fantastical premise managed to keep things engaging and if not believable an interesting take on ethical and personal issues.
  4. Bunheads (ABCF) – The latest from the creator of Gilmore Girls, a bad name and a silly sounding premise on a network that’s coveting a cheesier side of teen life, didn’t quite land but as the characters in another quirky small town were fleshed out the dance numbers continued to bring the emotion I fell for it.
  5. Hannibal (NBC) – I’m not all that familiar with the various source material other than the Anthony Hopkins iconic moments but this new take just feels fresh with both weird main guys, Dr Lecter and his friend/nemesis/victim Will and the peculiar visual style.
  6. Parks and Recreation (NBC) – I like a good comedy, and even an average comedy, and of the current selections this one is my current fave, they keep a lot of heart with the dysfunction and find the sweet spot of each character’s peculiarity.
  7. Southland (TNT) – They wrapped this series with another bounty of terrible story lines that made you never ever want to be a cop on the streets of Los Angeles but really want to watch these complicated characters needing to make complicated and urgent decisions.
  8. The Americans (FX) – They got me to wish for Russian success and for those high waisted 80s jeans to come back, but only if I look like Kerri Russel, the couple’s relationship to each other and to their goals made this spy show a must see.
  9. Justified (Fx)/Luther (BBCA) – Is it always that a damaged but noble protagonist is more appealing than a straight up antihero, these shows continue to make me anticipate the next chapter as these lawmen navigate their very different worlds.

Honorable Mention (some of these have may have great aspects or may not be as consistent): The Middle (ABC), Longmire (AE), Elementary / The Mentalist (CBS), Brooklyn 99 / The Mindy Project  (Fox), The Bridge / Sons of Anarchy (Fx), Sleepy Hollow (Fox), The Blacklist (NBC), Lost Girl (Syfy), Top of the Lake (Sund).

What about you? What’s are your favorite shows, comment below. Happy watching!

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new and noteworthy tv: 1/6-1/12

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The holidays are over and television is returning…

Monday

  • Antiques Roadshow (PBS, 8pm) Season Premiere – A first edition of the Book of Mormon among other things.
  • The Bachelor (ABC, 8pm) Season Premiere – Juan Pablo meets the women.
  • Rachael vs. Guy/Mystery Diners (Food, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – Culinary competitors and then a look at vegan, or not, fare.
  • Single Ladies (VH1, 9pm) Season Premiere – Reuniting for a wedding.
  • Cracked/King (Reelz, 11/11:59pm) Season Premieres – Psych crimes and career risking cops.

Tuesday

  • Escaping the Prophet (TLC, 7pm) Series Premiere – In case you were missing a show about helping to flee the Church of Latter Day Saints.
  • Beat the House (HGTV, 8pm) Series Premiere – Dream house vs two others, what will they pick?
  • Bad Girls All Star Battle (Oxy, 8pm) Season Premiere – There is something wrong with calling anything bad girls ‘all star’.
  • Intelligence (CBS, 9pm) Series Premiere – It’s kind of like Chuck with a chip and they intended to do it to Sawyer from Lost.
  • 100 Days of Summer (Brav, 10pm) Series Premiere – In case you want to follow Chicago people over a summer.
  • Cougar Town (TBS, 10pm) Season Premiere – The cul de sac crew is back.
  • Justified (Fx, 10pm) Season Premiere – Raylan tangles with some bad guys, I missed Raylan.
  • Killer Women (ABC, 10pm) Series Premiere – The hot cylon from BStarG hunts ’em down.

Wednesday

  • Spice of Life with Bal Arneson (Cook, 6pm) Series Premiere – Cook with spices, make a spice rack.
  • People’s Choice Awards (CBS, 9pm) – The people have spoken.
  • Nova (PBS, 9pm) Season Premiere – Nasa telescope.
  • Psych (USA, 9pm) Season Premiere – Does everyone still think this guy is psychic?
  • David Blaine: Real or Magic (ABC, 10pm) – In case you missed his astonishments.
  • 60 Minutes Sports (Show, 10pm) Season Premiere – One would assume this is an hour on sports.
  • The Real World: Ex-Plosion (MTV, 10pm) Season Premiere – Strangers, and their exes…
  • Chicago PD (NBC, 10pm) Series Premiere – A spin off of Chicago Fire, and yeah this cop’s a rebel, can’t do Fire but worth a look.

Thursday

  • Appalachian Outlaws (Hist, 10pm) Series Premiere – Because stuff happens in Appalachia.
  • Spoils of Babylon (IFC, 10pm) Series Premiere – A multigenerational chronicle…

Friday

  • Enlisted (Fox, 9:30pm) Series Premiere – This new military sitcom had some critics laughing.
  • 10 Million Dollar Bigfoot Bounty (Spike, 10pm) Series Premiere – As I recall there are a few other bigfoot shows and surprisingly they still haven’t found one, unless they did and it didn’t make the news.
  • Banshee (Cin, 10pm) Season Premiere – More action.
  • Helix (Syfy, 10pm) Series Premiere – A team of scientists checks out an outbreak in the Arctic.

Saturday

  • US Figure Skating Championships (NBC, 8pm) – They jump, they spin…

Sunday

  • 90 Day Fiancé (TLC, 10pm) Series Premiere – American men have 90 days to decide to marry women needing visas.
  • Golden Globes/Arrivals (NBC, 7/8pm) – Let’s get this over with and on to the real award shows.
  • Shameless/House of Lies/Episodes (Show, 9/10/10:30pm) Season Premieres – Everything is starting to be fresh.
  • True Detective/Girls (HBO, 9/10pm) Series/Season Premieres – Who wouldn’t check out Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson as detective partners, and you know girls.
  • Unlocking Sherlock (PBS, 10pm) – Behind the scenes to tide you over.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

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critics’ picks – top tv of 2013

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Well it’s that time again, time to look at the year gone by. And it might have been the last of Breaking Bad (though I was one of the few who couldn’t stick it out), but there is still a good amount of good to be had. And of course plenty to catch up binge on. Our first list is some of our critics (and award noms) for the best television series in the past year. Take a look at the key to the critics with links below for more info. And of course stay tuned for my top ten list.

  • 30 Rock (NBC) – TG
  • Almost Human (Fox) – TG
  • The Americans (FX) – JP, AFI, TG, MH, MRo
  • American Horror Story (FX) – JJ
  • Archer (Fx) – TG
  • Arrested Development (Net) – JJ, TG, E
  • Big Bang Theory (CBS) – GG
  • The Blacklist (NBC) – TG
  • Boardwalk Empire (HBO) – AS, TG
  • Bobs Burgers (Fox) – JP, GG
  • Borgen (Link) – MR, MMc
  • Breaking Bad (AMC) – JP, MM, JJ, AFI, AS, MR, GG, TG, E, MH, MRo, MMc
  • The Bridge (Fx) – TG
  • Broadchurch (BBCA) – MR, TG, MRo
  • Brooklyn 99 (Fox) – GG, TG
  • Bunheads (ABCF) – MH
  • Downton Abbey (PBS) – GG
  • Drunk History (Com) – RL
  • Elementary (CBS) – TG
  • Enlightened (HBO) – JP, MM, AS, MR, TG, MMc
  • The Fall (Net) – JJ, TG
  • Family Tree (HBO) – TG
  • Foyle’s War (PBS) – MMc
  • Frontline (PBS) – MH
  • Game of Thrones (HBO) – JP, MM, AFI, MR, TG, E, MRo, MMc
  • Girls (HBO) – GG, TG
  • The Goldbergs (ABC) – TG
  • The Good Wife (CBS) – JP, MM, AFI, AS, GG, E, TG, MH, MRo, MMc
  • Grimm (NBC) – TG, MH
  • Hannibal (NBC) – AS, TG
  • The Hollow Crown (PBS) – TG, MH, RL
  • Homeland (Show) – MMc
  • House of Cards (Net) – MM, JJ, AFI, GG, TG
  • Incredible Crew (Cart) – RL
  • Inside Amy Schumer (Com) – RL
  • It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (Fx) – TG
  • Justified (Fx) – TG
  • Key & Peele (Com) – TG
  • Last Tango in Halifax (PBS) – MMc
  • Legit (Fx) – TG
  • Low Winter Sun (AMC) – AS
  • Luther (BBCA) – TG
  • Mad Men (AMC) – JP, MM, JJ, AFI, AS, MR, TG
  • Maron (IFC) – TG
  • Master Chef Junior (Fox) – RL
  • Masters of Sex (Show) – AFI, AS, MR, GG, TG, MRo
  • The Middle (ABC) – MRo
  • The Mindy Project (Fox) – E
  • Modern Family (ABC) – GG, MRo
  • Moone Boy (Hulu) – TG, MH, RL
  • The Newsroom (HBO) – MH
  • Nikita (CW) – TG
  • Only the Young (PBS) – RL
  • Orange is the New Black (Net) – JP, MM, JJ, AFI, AS, MR, TG, E, MRo, MMc
  • Orphan Black (BBCA) – JP, JJ, MR, TG, E
  • Parenthood (NBC) – TG
  • Parks and Recreation (NBC) – JJ, GG, TG, E, MRo, MMc
  • Person of Interest (CBS) – TG
  • Please Like Me (Piv) – MM, RL
  • Portlandia (IFC) – TG
  • Prisoners of War (Hulu) – MH
  • Ray Donovan (Show) – MRo
  • Rectify (Sund) – JP, MR, TG, MRo, MMc
  • The Returned (Sund) – MM, MR, TG, MRo, RL
  • Scandal (ABC) – AFI, E
  • Sleepy Hollow (Fox) – TG
  • Southland (TNT) – AS, TG, MH
  • Time of Death (Show) – JJ
  • Top of the Lake (Sund) – MM, AS, MR, TG, MRo, RL
  • Veep (HBO) – AFI, TG, E
  • The Walking Dead (AMC) – TG, MH
  • The Wrong Mans (Hulu) – TG

AFI, AS – Alan Sepinwall, E!, DF – Daniel Fienberg for Hitfix, GG – Golden Globe NominationJJ – Jeff Jensen, JP – James Poniewozik for Time, MH – Mick Hale for NYT,  MM – Melissa Maerz for EW, MMc – Mary McNamara for LATimesMR – Maureen Ryan for Huffington Post, MRo – Matt Roush for TV GuideRL – Robert Lloyd for LATimes, TG – Tim Goodman for THR best ComediesCable Dramas, and Network Dramas

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new and noteworthy tv: 12/30-1/6

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Can you believe we’re already talking about January, well at lease new stuff is starting to come back again…

Monday

  • Happy New Year, Charlie Brown/Rudolph’s Shiny New Year (ABC, 8/9pm) – Wrapping up the year and the holiday season.
  • Cake Boss (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – Alligator cake among others.

Tuesday

  • New Year’s Rockin’ Eve/Presents the 30 Greatest Women in Music (ABC, 8/10/11:30pm) – For your celebratory entertainment.
  • A Toast to 2013/New Year’s Eve with Carson Daly (NBC, 8/10pm) – Or this.
  • New Year’s Eve Special (Fox, 11pm) – Or this.

Wednesday

  • Rose Parade (Various) – Check out them floats. 
  • Dance Moms/Kim of Queens (Life, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premiere – Open call auditions and then pageant tutelage.
  • Lone Target (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – A former Navy Seal evades capture, or does he?
  • Tattoos After Dark (Oxy, 11pm) Series Premiere – Cuz that’s when all the drinkin’ and good decisions happen.

Thursday

  • Community (NBC, 8/8:30pm) Season Premiere – It’s back!
  • The Taste/The Assets (ABC, 8/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – Judged on a bite of food and then an 80’s CIA mole hunt miniseries.
  • Couples Therapy (VH1, 9pm) Season Premiere – Therapy it up.
  • Ridiculousness (MTV, 10pm) Season Premiere – Web videos and mocking.
  • Steven Seagal Lawman (Reelz, 10pm) Season Premiere – So he made it to a third season.
  • Toned Up (Brav, 10:30) Series Premiere – Best friend fitness trainers.

Friday

  • How to Live to 1oo (Cook, 6pm) Series Premiere – I guess we tune in to find out.
  • Something Borrowed, Something New (TLC, 7pm) Season Premiere – Big ole wedding.

Saturday

  • Mythbusters (Disc, 8pm) Season Premiere – Star Wars busted.
  • Raising Whitley (OWN, 9pm) Season Premiere – Some stuff happens with some people.
  • Rev. Run’s Renovation (DIY, 10pm) Series Premiere – Renovate it.

Sunday

  • The Bachelor (ABC, 8pm) – Let’s take a look at Juan Pablo.
  • Beachfront Bargain Hunt/Island Hunters (HGTV, 8/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – New homes in the Hawaiian way.
  • Blood, Sweat & Heels (Brav, 9pm) Series Premiere – Following a group of ‘assertive’ NY career women.
  • Downton Abbey (PBS, 9pm) Season Premiere – This Masterpiece Classic is back.
  • Best of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon (NBC, 9pm) – A look back.
  • The Curse of Oak Island (Hist, 10pm) Series Premiere – Legendary treasure and a cursed island.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

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stream it…

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Just in case someone you know recently received or signed up for Netflix streaming, the procrastinator thought it might be time to do a recommendation round up to help with your distractions. For latest movies and all series you still might need to go to the full dvd subscription but I find enough to keep my backlog filled during my regular series downtime. I definitely lean toward the television (at least until I get a couple more series under my belt) but there are a few new and old movie options that are worth a peek as well.

TELEVISION

  • House of Cards/Orange is the New Black/Arrested Development – Netflix original series might be what drove you to pull the trigger and they’re worth a watch (plus the backlog of earlier AD still hold up).
  • BuffyAngel, Firefly, Dollhouse, Dr Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog Sometimes I just like to revisit the Joss Whedon backlog.
  • Battlestar Galactica/Friday Night Lights/Chuck/Terriers/The Riches/Saving Grace/Freaks and Geeks – These more dramatic series, some cut far too short and some a little long, are good slightly irregular watching.
  • Don’t Trust the B in Apartment 23/My Boys – Some comedic fare for just a little something quick.
  • Sherlock/Luther/Parenthood/Sons of Anarchy A mix of dramatic series that are still going and definitely worth a look if you have yet to get on board.
  • Louie/Wilfred/The League/It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia/Parks and Recreation – And a little comedy catch up for those also still running.

On my to do list: Mad Men, The Fall, Rescue Me, Top of the Lake

MOVIES

A peek at some more recent releases back into the classics:

  • The Hunger Games
  • Safety Not Guaranteed
  • Jeff Who Lives at Home
  • Hit & Run
  • Adventureland
  • Young Adult
  • Lars and the Real Girl
  • Bernie
  • The Kids are Alright
  • Zoolander
  • Being John Malkovich
  • House of Yes
  • Lost in Translation
  • Memento
  • The Breakfast Club/Ferris Bueller’s Day Off/Clueless/13 Going on 30/Heathers – Some classics never get old.
  • The Italian Job, Parker, Blitz, Safe – I’ve developed a Jason Statham video weakness.

On my to do list: The American, Being Elmo, Cinema Paradiso, End of Watch, Extract, Flight, Drug War, Hoop Dreams, Melancholia, The Messenger, Our Idiot Brother, The Road, Tiny Furniture

Of course you can check the new releases and recently added to keep up to date. What’s missing from the list?

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new and noteworthy tv: 12/23-12/29

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Time to get caught up on videos or your dvr backlog…

Monday

  • Shrek the Halls/A Chipmunk Christmas (ABC, 8/8:30pm) – In case you missed some of this holiday cheer they’re replaying the ho ho ho.
  • The iHeartradio Jingle Ball 2013 (CW, 8pm) – Jingle it up.
  • Hollywood Game Night (NBC, 10pm) Season Premiere – Celebs playing games.

Tuesday

  • Turbo Fast (Net, 12:01am) Series Premiere – Are you longing for more of that snail?
  • Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas (ABC, 8pm) – Followed by the film.

Wednesday

  • Holiday Yule Log – Check your local listings for some holiday warmth.
  • Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas/DreamWorks Dragons: Gift of the Night Fury (Fox, 8/8:30pm) – I don’t really get anything that came out after I was a child.
  • Kelly Clarkson/Michael Buble (NBC, 8/8:30pm) – Singin’ and whatnot.
  • Kung Fu Panda/Merry Madagascar/One Direction iHeartRadio Album Release Party (8/8:30/9pm) – And to all a good night.
  • The Legend of Mick Dodge (NGC, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – A dude living in the wilderness, cuz, you know.

Thursday

  • The Women of SNL (NBC, 9pm) – Regifting SNL style with some repackaged lady skits.

Friday

  • Nikita (CW 9pm) Series Finale – Revenge or death?
  • What We Wasted Our Year On (NBC, 9pm) – Willie Geist hosts a bit on the year that was.
  • Garth Brooks, Live From Las Vegas (CBS, 9pm) – Sing it up.

Saturday

  • WWE Tribute to the Troops (NBC, 8pm) – Entertaining the troops.
  • Sex Sent Me to the ER (TLC, 10pm) Series Premiere – For more specific untold stories of the ER.

Sunday

  • Burning Love (E!, 3:30pm) Season Premiere – More faux dating.
  • Annual Kennedy Center Honors (CBS, 9pm) – Martina Arroyo, Herbie Hancock, Billy Joel, Shirley MacLaine, and Carlos Santana.
  • Treme (HBO, 9pm) Series Finale – Farewell to New Orleans.
  • Hawaii Life (HGTV, 9:30pm) Season Premiere – Time for a new condo.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

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new and noteworthy tv: 12/16-12/22

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The no-man’s-land toward the end of the year, a few specials and getting into a lot of reruns…

Monday

  • Prep & Landing/Naighty vs Nice (ABC, 8/8:30pm) – Ho to the ho.
  • Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer (CW, 8pm) – And a ho.
  • Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas/Dreamworks Dragons (Fox, 9/9:30pm) – And a ho.
  • Lizard Lick Towing (Tru, 9:30pm) Season Premiere – They’re towing it again, and someone goes missing.

Tuesday

  • Hardcore Pawn (Tru, 9pm) Season Premiere – Seth returns.

Wednesday

  • Home for the Holidays (CBS, 8pm) – Celine Dion raises awareness for adoption.
  • The iHeartradio Jingle Ball (CW, 8pm) – Performances from Miley and others.
  • The 10 Most Fascinating People (ABC, 9:30pm) – Barbara Walters presents…
  • Michael Buble (NBC, 10pm) – Christmas special it up.

Thursday

  • A Charlie Brown Christmas (ABC, 8pm) – Charlie Brown music is always a fave.
  • SNL (NBC, 9pm) – Christmas best?
  • Myth Hunters (Mil, 10pm) Series Premiere – Is there really a military channel?

Friday

  • I Love Lucy Christmas Special (CBS, 8pm) – For those who love Lucy.
  • Happiness is a Warm Blanket (Fox, 9pm) – Linus without his blanket is like…

Saturday

  • I Want a Dog for Christmas, Charlie Brown (ABC, 8pm) – Snoopy and Spike to Christmas right.

Sunday

  • The Sound of Music (ABC, 7pm) – The 1965 version for those of you who want to continue to critique Carrie Underwood.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

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hating real people

Bethenny

I was home during the day and flipping off whatever I was watching on TiVo only to find myself face to face with the Bethenny talk show and I couldn’t turn away fast enough. Now some of you may not be familiar with this former(?) Real Housewives star who is apparently making it on her own. I’m as pleased to say I’m a little unclear on her path as I am displeased that I know anything about her.

Turns out I am prejudiced about reality stars. You know, the Housewives, the Kardashians, the Jersey peeps. I don’t want to watch your life and I don’t want to watch anything you do after your original show. For someone who thinks them self not only tolerant but appreciative of the mindlessness that some just plain stupid television can bring, I not only don’t like these shows but I hear myself saying that they represent everything that is wrong with America today (do I really think that, probably not, but you get the idea).

To be honest this doesn’t apply to all reality stars, people who compete at something or have a skill that we’re looking at is fine. But let’s be clear I also don’t think being on the Bachelor qualifies you to continue to take up television time after your last rose. I don’t blame these people for capitalizing on their ten minutes. I also don’t necessarily think they are all unworthy just because of that but it’s now impossible for me to look at them objectively. And I will try not to think less of you for watching them, I will try.

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new and noteworthy tv: 12/9-12/15

 The Sing-Off

Monday

  • Santa Claus Is Comin’ To Town/The Great Christmas Light Fight (ABC, 8/9pm) Series Premiere – Ho ho ho and then why not make decorating for xmas competitive.
  • Kung Fu Panda Holiday Special/Merry Madagascar/One Direction (CW, 8/8:30/9pm) – Holiday merriment and then some tunes from the boys.
  • The Sing-Off (NBC, 9pm) Season Premiere – As I recall Ben Folds is a great judge on the a capella singing competition.

Tuesday

  • American Country Music Awards (Fox, 8pm) – Trace Adkins and Danica Patrick host.
  • The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show (CBS, 10pm) – Taylor Swift performs and ladies wear lingerie.

Wednesday

  • Kelly Clarkson’s Cautionary Christmas Music Tale (NBC, 10pm) – Who knows, but if you like Kelly this should be up your alley.
  • Rodeo Girls (A&E, 11pm) Series Premiere – Five female barrel racers.

Thursday

  • A bunch of ‘fall finales’ which is the new language for you won’t be seeing new tv for a while and that’s the way it’s supposed to be.

Friday

  • Lilyhammer (Net, 12:01am) Season Premiere – All of season 2 will be available of this mob fixer in witness protection show, is anyone watching this?

Saturday

  • Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer/Frosty/Frosty Returns (CBS, 8/9/9:30pm) – More merriment.
  • 24/7 (HBO, 10pm) Season Premiere – Red Wings/Maple Leafs.

Sunday

  • Cutthroat Kitchen (Food, 10pm) Season Premiere – Cooking isn’t enough to win this one.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

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new and noteworthy tv: 12/2-12/8

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Monday

  • Bakery Boss/Best Funeral Ever (TLC, 6/7pm) Series Premieres – Hungarian improvements and making that special day.
  • A Charlie Brown Christmas/CMA Country Christmas (ABC, 8/9pm) – Holiday fun and then Jennifer Nettles, who I assume is a country person, hosts.
  • Street Outlaws (Disc, 10pm) Season Premiere – Brawling.
  • Rick and Morty (AdSw, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – Wacky mad scientist adventures.

Tuesday

  • Shipping Wars (A&E, 7pm) Season Premiere – Trouble with a shipment.

Wednesday

  • Christmas in Rockefeller Center/SNL Christmas (NBC, 8/9pm) – Lights and laughs.
  • Buying and Selling (HGTV, 9pm) Season Premiere – Home improvements to sell.
  • Mob City (TNT, 9pm) Series Premiere – Time for another film noir-esque mob series?
  • Killer Contact (Syfy, 10pm) Series Premiere – A look at hauntings from crimes.
  • Kirstie (TVL, 10pm) Series Premiere – Another stab at revisiting sitcom greats, unfortunately Kirstie, Rhea and Michael Richards step into clunky lines and situations.

Thursday

  • The Sound of Music Live (NBC, 8pm) – Carrie Underwood steps in.
  • Gypsy Sisters (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – Brawling?
  • The Millionaire Matchmaker/Courtney Loves Dallas (Brav, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – Don Swayze gets a hook up and then my least favorite kind of reality show, a spinoff of another reality show, some girl from some show.
  • Rent or Buy (HGTV, 9pm) Series Premiere – That is the question.
  • Mob Wives (VH1, 10pm) Season Premiere – Begins with a party.
  • Party On (E!, 10pm) Series Premiere – Some chick parties in random places for you to be jealous of, or not, starting with Greece.

Friday

  • Frosty the Snowman/Yes, Virginia/Grammy Noms Concert Live (CBS, 8/8:30/10pm) – Seasonal fun and songs.

Saturday

  • Holiday parties or catching up on Sons of Anarchy?

Sunday

  • Bonnie & Clyde (Life, A&E, Hist, 9pm) – This two part series revisits a famous couple but rumor has it doesn’t offer much new.
  • Dude, You’re Screwed (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – Watch a Navy SEAL in a reality show about getting out, you know of wherever the put him.

The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.

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