Everything new is old again… or vice versa. Serena jumps back into her old habits when the times they get tough. Lying, getting sloppy drunk, and going home with random guys. Well who doesn’t turn to alcohol in times of turmoil? And once the alcohol starts flowing judgement apparently goes out the window. On the plus side, the old Serena brought the gang back together again, Chuck, Nathan and Blair to the rescue! And what about Dan, well once he was able to confront our little S she fessed up to cheating on him. Not true but anything was better to say than the truth she thought.
And the truth? Well before S split town, partner in crime little miss Georgina tried to catch S with a nice little sex tape. But the guy who was the intended costar did one line too many… so G convinced S to leave the scene of the supposed crime. Of course S stuck around long enough to see his dead body hauled out, so she split to boarding school. And we all thought her sleeping with B’s boring boyfriend Nate was her worst crime. Ok we didn’t, but I could still use a few more skeletons in the closet.
So Serena’s crime was finally outed and with the help of mom she approached the parents of cokehead. She thought she could go back and pick up the pieces with Dan but alas, Georgina pretending to be Sarah had other plans. Dan didn’t sleep with her, ‘but he might as well have.’ And though Serena was willing to forgive if not forget, but Dan just couldn’t manage it. It wasn’t what she did, it was all the lying.
S wasn’t the only one lying. B got Dan in on the act setting up G for a little family reunion of her own. Apparently this caper was the latest in a long and tawdry line of mistakes… selling her champion horse for coke among others. Off to some sort of boot camp for her, thanks to B doing a little research on the ‘best’ place for her.
Oh and the eldest Humphrey Rufus is heating things up between he and the eldest Vanderwoodsen, soon to be Mrs. Bass. When she ran into Rufus she let a kiss turn into a night. But she was ready to get married and she and Rufus seem to have agreed that if they hadn’t made it work yet she wasn’t willing to bet on a longshot. So down the aisle she went. And how romantic the wedding was, enough so that Chuck pledged his love to Blair and she agreed to give it a go.
So what’s old is new again for summer. Jenny’s back to sewing, and will be trying to be into good graces with the Waldorfs, except this time it’s an internship with Blair’s mom. Blair is jetting off to Europe with members of the Bass staff, but being stood up by Chuck, who is choosing to keep to his bad boy ways. Dan is hanging out with Vanessa in Brooklyn, though neither of them wants to talk about their splits with Serena or Boring B, who just so happen to be being alone together for the summer. And Rufus is touring with his 90s band.
I can only hope they continue to come up with good stuff to gossip about next season. One thing I like about this show is how fast they keep the dirt coming, but that usually works best for the first season. So until next year I can always revel in the start of it all with the replay of the pilot tonight.
