Can you believe we’re already talking about January, well at lease new stuff is starting to come back again…
Monday
- Happy New Year, Charlie Brown/Rudolph’s Shiny New Year (ABC, 8/9pm) – Wrapping up the year and the holiday season.
- Cake Boss (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – Alligator cake among others.
Tuesday
- New Year’s Rockin’ Eve/Presents the 30 Greatest Women in Music (ABC, 8/10/11:30pm) – For your celebratory entertainment.
- A Toast to 2013/New Year’s Eve with Carson Daly (NBC, 8/10pm) – Or this.
- New Year’s Eve Special (Fox, 11pm) – Or this.
Wednesday
- Rose Parade (Various) – Check out them floats.
- Dance Moms/Kim of Queens (Life, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premiere – Open call auditions and then pageant tutelage.
- Lone Target (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – A former Navy Seal evades capture, or does he?
- Tattoos After Dark (Oxy, 11pm) Series Premiere – Cuz that’s when all the drinkin’ and good decisions happen.
Thursday
- Community (NBC, 8/8:30pm) Season Premiere – It’s back!
- The Taste/The Assets (ABC, 8/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – Judged on a bite of food and then an 80’s CIA mole hunt miniseries.
- Couples Therapy (VH1, 9pm) Season Premiere – Therapy it up.
- Ridiculousness (MTV, 10pm) Season Premiere – Web videos and mocking.
- Steven Seagal Lawman (Reelz, 10pm) Season Premiere – So he made it to a third season.
- Toned Up (Brav, 10:30) Series Premiere – Best friend fitness trainers.
Friday
- How to Live to 1oo (Cook, 6pm) Series Premiere – I guess we tune in to find out.
- Something Borrowed, Something New (TLC, 7pm) Season Premiere – Big ole wedding.
Saturday
- Mythbusters (Disc, 8pm) Season Premiere – Star Wars busted.
- Raising Whitley (OWN, 9pm) Season Premiere – Some stuff happens with some people.
- Rev. Run’s Renovation (DIY, 10pm) Series Premiere – Renovate it.
Sunday
- The Bachelor (ABC, 8pm) – Let’s take a look at Juan Pablo.
- Beachfront Bargain Hunt/Island Hunters (HGTV, 8/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – New homes in the Hawaiian way.
- Blood, Sweat & Heels (Brav, 9pm) Series Premiere – Following a group of ‘assertive’ NY career women.
- Downton Abbey (PBS, 9pm) Season Premiere – This Masterpiece Classic is back.
- Best of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon (NBC, 9pm) – A look back.
- The Curse of Oak Island (Hist, 10pm) Series Premiere – Legendary treasure and a cursed island.
The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.