The premieres are getting closer to wrapping up so I’m getting closer to culling it back down to a watchable list, one or two more to go…
Monday
- Russell Peters vs the World (Net, 12:01am) Series Premiere – Check out his world tour, whoever he is.
Tuesday
- The Biggest Loser (NBC, 8pm) Season Premiere – From the promos I know that Ruben Studdard is on.
- Baggage Battles (Trav, 9pm) Season Premiere – More unclaimed items up for bid.
- Real Husbands of Hollywood (BET, 10pm) Season Premiere – So some stuff happens with some people.
Wednesday
- Toy Story of Terror! (ABC, 8pm) – The toys face their fear.
- Nature (PBS, 8pm) Season Premiere – The season starts with otters, who are in fact adorable.
Thursday
- Big Bad Wood (NGC, 9pm) Series Premiere – Following tree cutting companies.
- Reign (CW, 9pm) Series Premiere – Formalized marriage meets some complication, worth taking a peek at this new take on the old, well young monarchs.
- White Collar (USA, 9pm) Season Premiere – Can Neal clear Peter’s name, was sort of over this last season but let’s hope they can keep the episodic fun without too much overarching drag.
- #Rampage4Real (Spike, 11pm) Series Premiere – Following fighter Quinton “Rampage” Jackson.
Friday
- What Not to Wear (TLC, 8/9pm) Series Finale – Stacy and Clinton answer some viewer mail and then offer their final tips on combining color, pattern, texture, and shine.
- Comedy Bang! Bang!/The Birthday Boys (IFC, 10/10:30pm) Season/Series Premieres – Rainn Wilson and Andy Daly guest and then more sketch-comedy.
Saturday
- When Calls the Heart (Hall, 9pm) Series Premiere – Based on Janette Oke’s Canadian West book series, city teacher hits the frontier.
- Dancing on the Edge (Starz, 10pm) Mini-Series Premiere – Kicking off with upstart jazz band in this five part dramatic series.
- The Graham Norton Show (BBCA, 11pm) Season Premiere – Guests Benedict Cumberbatch and… oh you had me at Benedict.
Sunday
- Guy’s Grocery Games (Food, 8pm) Series Premiere – Cooking competition right in the store.
- Queer Eye (Brav, 9pm) – Reunion special 10 Years later.
The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.