We’re finally getting some good stuff, and don’t forget to check your settings for FXX, it’s showing up in my guide at 803 so reset my Season Passes for It’s Always Sunny and The League…
Monday
- Tamra’s OC Wedding (Brav, 8pm) Series Premiere – Another Real Housewives spinoff.
- Fast n’ Loud/Turn & Burn (Disc, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – More stuff with n’s and &s.
Tuesday
- Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition (Life, 9pm) Season Premiere – Dance your little heart out.
- Top Gear/We’re the Fugawis (Hist, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – Gear and then a look inside a motorcycle club.
- My Big Fat Revenge (Oxy, 9pm) Series Premiere – Apparently revenge is getting skinny?
- Cold Justice (TNT, 10pm) Series Premiere – It’s like L&O: Cold Case but it’s a reality show.
- Luther (BBCA, 10pm) Season Premiere – He’s back! And this short season plays each subsequent night.
- Tosh.0/Brickleberry (Com, 10/10:30pm) Season Premieres – New clothes, new adventures.
Wednesday
- Digfellas (Trav, 8pm) Series Premiere – Diggin’ it.
- Inside the NFL (Show, 9pm) Season Premiere – James Brown, Phil Simms, and Cris Collinsworth kick it off.
- Ghost Mine (Syfy, 10pm) Season Premiere – Looks back and ahead to the rest of the season.
- It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia/The League/Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell (FXX, 10/10:30/11pm) Season Premieres – Don’t miss your comedies on the new FXX.
Thursday
- Sunday Night Football (NBC, 5:30pm) Season Premiere – I love that Sunday premieres on a Thursday.
- Tamar & Vince (WE, 9pm) Season Premiere – Hitting the road to promote the new single.
- Customer is Always Right? (OWN, 10pm) Series Premiere – Starting with Mrs. Fields.
Friday
- Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders (CMT, 9pm) Season Premiere – Making the team.
- Hello Ross (E!, 10pm) Series Premiere – Ross the intern from The Tonight Show gets his own gig.
- 20/20 (ABC ,10pm) Season Premiere – Newsishness.
Saturday
- Cupcake Wars (Food, 8p Season Premiere –m) Jessica Alba judges.
- David Tutera (WE, 9pm) Season Premiere – Party planning.
- Six Little McGhees (OWN, 10pm) Season Premiere – The sextuplets are a little bit older.
Sunday
- US Open (CBS, 1:30pm) – The women get the Sunday spot since men go tomorrow.
- Last Tango in Halifax (PBS, 8pm) Series Premiere – Childhood sweethearts are reunited 60 years later in this latest dramedy.
- Rachel vs. Guy (Food, 8pm) Season Premiere – Kids cook off.
- Boardwalk Empire (HBO, 9pm) Season Premiere – Back to another season in the 20s.
- Oprah’s Lifeclass (OWN, 9pm) Season Premiere – Fatherless America.
- Miami Monkey (VH1, 10pm) Series Premiere – Alas not a monkey show but a Big Ang spinoff bar.
The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.