Monday
- Top Gear/Dangerman (BBCA, 8:30/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – Car vs yacht then extreme stunts.
- Get Out Alive with Bear Grylls (NBC, 9pm) Series Premiere – Ten teams of two compete, in one assumes difficult circumstances.
- God, Guns, & Automobiles (Hist, 10pm) Series Premiere – A ‘throwback’ auto dealership
- Hollywood Exes (VH1, 10pm) Season Premiere – Blah, blah.
Tuesday
- Interior Therapy with Jeff Lewis (Brav, 9pm) Season Premiere – Will someone question Jeff”s design?
- Storage Wars: New York (A&E, 9pm) Season Premiere – Stuff in lockers.
- Drunk History/The Jeselnik Offensive (Com, 10/10:30pm) Series/Season Premieres – Boozers reenact and then comedic guests.
Wednesday
- Wonders of Life (Sci, 9pm) Season Premiere – Exploring the origins.
- The Bridge (FX, 10pm) Series Premiere – We’re hoping this US/Mexico detective show following a murder is engaging, Diane Kruger plays the latest somewhat asperger-esque expert detective.
- Camp (NBC, 10pm) Series Premiere – For those wishing they were at summer camp right now, or wondering why there isn’t a scripted show about camp on ABCFam.
- Real World/Road Rules Challenge (MTV, 10pm) Season Premiere – Yadda, yadda.
Thursday
- Orange is the New Black (Netflix, 12:01am) – Apparently these original Netflix series are keeping coming, this has some good early buzz.
- Summer Camp (USA, 8pm) Series Premiere – Not to be confused with Camp, this one is adults in a reality show.
- Hollywood Game Night (NBC, 10pm) Series Premiere – Can’t ever get anyone to do game night with you, apparently celebrities do it all the time so you can watch them.
- Airplane Repo (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – Some specialized repo.
Friday
- Comedy Bang! Bang! (IFC, 10pm) Season Premiere – Andy Samberg guests to kick off the new season.
Saturday
- Being Human (BBCA, 10pm) Season Premiere – A ghost, a werewolf and a vampire return, though with cast changes and the US version I can’t remember who they are, though will tune in.
- Bounty Hunters (CMT, 10pm) Series Premiere – I guess we need to watch more bounty hunters.
Sunday
- Tia & Tamera (Style, 8pm) Season Premiere – More of the sisters’ goings ons.
- Hillbillies for Hire (CMT, 9pm) Series Premiere – Custom prank shop?
- Adam Richman’s Fandemonium (Trav, 10pm) Series Premiere – The best tailgating
- La La’s Full Court Life (VH1, 10pm) Season Premiere – Mm hmm.
- The Newsroom (HBO, 10pm) Season Premiere – A new season, I don’t get this channel and I can’t remember if we like this show, I think people do.
The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.