Get ready for summer…
Monday
- French Open (ESPN2/NABC, various) – Hello week day tennis!
- The Bachelorette (ABC, 8pm) Season Premiere – The latest lady castoff gets her moment of choosing.
- Cake Boss (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – Post hurricane Sandy.
- The Glades/Longmire (A&E, 9/10pm) Season Premiere – New dead body and botched prison transfer.
- Hit the Floor (VH1, 9pm) Series Premiere – Following a professional basketball team’s dance squad.
Tuesday
- Extreme Weight Loss (ABC, 8pm) Season Premiere – Twins who weigh over 800 pounds.
- Family SOS with Jo Frost (TLC, 9pm) Series Premiere – Supernanny extends her domain.
- The Haves and the Have Nots (OWN, 9pm) Series Premiere – I didn’t realize Oprah did dramas in this look at family of Savannah wealthy and their intertwined family staff.
- Brooklyn DA (CBS, 10pm) Series Premiere – Six part docuseries.
- Tattoo Nightmares/Never Ever Do This At Home (Spike, 10/11pm) Season/Series Premieres – Once you go pentagram… and then testing the outcome of things you shouldn’t do.
Wednesday
- The American Baking Competition (CBS, 8pm) Series Premiere – More cooking competitions, this hosted by Jeff Foxworthy?
- Melissa & Joey/Baby Daddy/Dancing Fools (ABCF, 8/8:30/9pm) Season/Series Premieres – Who’s the Boss returns, the dudes taking care of the baby, and then for some reason there hasn’t been a ‘funny’ dance competition until now.
- Love Thy Neighbor (OWN, 9pm) Series Premiere – Oprah apparently does sitcoms too, this one set in a diner.
- Healing in the Heartland (NBC, 9pm) – Musical benefit.
- Top Shot (Hist, 10pm) Season Premiere – All-stars!
Thursday
- Renovation Raiders (HGTV, 9pm) Series Premiere – I’m not sure how much secret remodeling can be done while folks are out to dinner.
- Beyond Scared Straight (A&E, 10pm) Season Premiere – What is beyond?
Friday
- Bridezillas/Marriage Boot Camp/Pregnant and Dating (WE, 8/9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – Love of weddings makes you do crazy things and those who might get help and then, well for those who date during those designated 9 mos.
- Randy to the Rescue (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – Wedding planning.
- Treehouse Masters (AnPl, 10pm) Series Premiere – Not to be confused with Ultimate Treehouses.
Saturday
- Celebrity Ghost Stories/The Haunting Of (BIO, 9/10pm) Season Premiere – Mocking comment here.
- Fish Tank Kings (NatGeoW, 9pm) Season Premiere – VW fishtank.
- Golden Sisters (OWN, 10pm) Series Premiere – Following the salon.
Sunday
- The Killing (AMC, 8pm) Season Premiere – No comment.
- The Real Housewives of New Jersey/Princesses (Brav, 8/9pm) Season/Series Premieres – Bleh.
- The Women’s Concert for Change (NBC, 9pm) – I don’t think they mean outfit change.
- Call of the Wildman/Top Hooker (AnPl, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – Uninvited critters and fishing not whoring
- Food Network Star (Food, 9pm) Season Premiere – Get ready for your opportunity.
- Keeping Up with the Kardashians/The Wanted Life (E!, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premiere – More of them and then British band Wanted.
The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.
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