I’ve still got a good amount of backlog, good thing I don’t need to make room for much more…
Monday
- Oh Sit! (CW, 8pm) Season Premiere – Sitting competition?
- Defiance (Syfy, 9pm) Series Premiere – Futuristic society on earth following war, will the fragile peace remain?
- James May’s Man Lab (BBCA, 10pm) Season Premiere – Let’s get some skills.
- Scam City (Sci, 10pm) Series Premiere – Scams in Rio.
Tuesday
- Deadliest Catch (Disc, 9pm) Season Premiere – Who’s up for some fishing?
- Don’t Be Tardy… (Brav, 9pm) Season Premiere – Real housewives woman…
- Storage Wars/American Hoggers (A&E, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – For some reason a ventriloquist is making a guest appearance and then hoggers.
- Awkward (MTV, 10pm) Season Premiere – Jenna’s predictable humiliation and family, friend, and romantic drama with wit are back.
- Who Gets the Last Laugh (TBS, 10pm) Series Premiere – Donald Faison hosts comedians in prank challenges.
Wednesday
- Hoarding (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – I am always trying to winnow my stuff.
- Locked Up Abroad (NGC, 9pm) Season Premiere – Telling POW tales.
- Off Pitch (VH1, 10pm) Series Premiere – Show choir.
Thursday
- Gigolos (Show, 11pm) Season Premiere – There’s a new guy in town.
Friday
- Sons of Guns (Disc, 9pm) Season Premiere – Sometimes you gotta go to Vegas to demo a gun.
- I Found the Gown (TLC, 10pm) Season Premiere – More dresses.
Saturday
- Four Houses (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – Scoring each other’s homes.
- Spoiled Rotten Pets (NatGeoW, 9:30pm) Series Premiere – These make our pampered pets look tortured.
- Raising Whitley (OWN, 10pm) Series Premiere – Comedian and friends raise a baby, and yes this is another reality show.
Sunday
- Dog and Beth/Guntuckly (CMT, 8/9:30pm) Series Premieres – Bounty hunting and family gun range.
- The Bletchley Circle (PBS, 10pm) Series Premiere – A three part murder mystery series of female code breakers.
- I’m Married to A… (VH1, 10pm) Series Premiere – Unconventional partnerships.
- What Would Ryan Lochte Do?/Married to Jonas (E!, 10/10:30pm) Series/Season Premieres – Unwatchable or so bad it’s good and then are they ready to move to New York?
The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.