Monday
- T.I. and Tiny (VH1, 10pm) Season Premiere – Winter adventure.
Tuesday
- Counting Cars (Hist, 9pm) Season Premiere – Buy that car.
- Ready for Love (NBC, 9pm) Series Premiere – Another slant on dating shows, getting dudes a gal.
- Find Me My Man (Oxy, 9pm) Series Premiere – Matchmaker helps single ladies in Miami.
- The Kandi Factory (Brav, 10pm) Series Premiere – Because Real Housewives needs another spinoff.
Wednesday
- Toy Hunter (Trav, 9pm) Season Premiere – Gene Simmons and KISS memorabilia.
- World’s Weirdest (NatGeo, 9pm) Season Premiere – Strange animals.
- Deep South Paranormal (Syfy, 10pm) Series Premiere – Because there wasn’t enough paranormal being covered.
- I Want That (DIY, 11pm) Season Premiere – Stylish home solutions.
Thursday
- The Graham Norton Show (BBCA, 10pm) Season Premiere – Guests and whatnot.
- The Killer Speaks (A&E, 10pm) Series Premiere – Examining cases from the killer’s perspective.
Friday
- Eve of Destruction (Reelz, 8pm) Miniseries Premiere – Unlimited energy or the end of the planet.
- Swamp’d (AnPl, 8pm) Series Premiere – Swamp store owner, for all your swamp area needs.
- Da Vinci’s Demons (Starz, 10pm) Series Premiere – Dramatic Leonardo d Vinci.
Saturday
- Bet On Your Baby (ABC, 8pm) Series Premiere – Parents pit babies against one another, seriously?
- Iyanla, Fix My Life/Life With La Toya (OWN, 9/10:30pm) Season/Series Premieres – Iyanla does her thing, then we now get to watch LaToya do hers, whatever that is.
Sunday
- 2013 Movie Awards (MTV, 9pm) – Rebel Wilson hosts.
- Nurse Jackie/The Borgias (Show, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – Happy birthday to Jackie and unseating the Borgias?
- Restaurant Impossible (Food, 10pm) Season Premiere – Purchasing fish is different than cooking fish.
- Veep (HBO, 10pm) Season Premiere – Midterm elections.
The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.