Monday
- The Real Housewives of Orange County (Brav, 8pm) Season Premiere – Whatevs.
- The Gossip Game/Master of the Mix (VH1, 9/10pm) Series/Season Premieres – Challenging DJs and aspiring superstars.
Tuesday
- 19 Kids & Counting (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – They’re back from Asia.
Wednesday
- Rogue (Dir, 9pm) Series Premiere – Thandie Newton leads the undercover detective first original series from DirecTV.
- Spies of Warsaw (BBCA, 9pm) Miniseries Premiere – Spies before WWII.
- How to Live with Your Parents (For the Rest of Your Life) (ABC, 9:30pm) Series Premiere – Sarah Chalke and some extended family might not be fresh but perhaps a bit of funny.
- Forever Young (TVL, 10pm) Series Premiere – The under 30s and the over 70s are forced to hang out.
- Best Ink (Oxy, 10pm) Season Premiere – Skin art competition.
- My Crazy Obsession (TLC, 10pm) Season Premiere – Crazy is right.
Thursday
- Casino Confidential/America’s Worst Tattoos/NY Ink (TLC, 8/9/10pm) Series/Season Premieres – Casinos and tattoos and tattoo artists.
- Hannibal (NBC, 10pm) Series Premiere – Just another serial killer, or a fresh look at a bit of an origin story, I’m game to see.
- Tabitha Takes Over (Brav, 10pm) Season Premiere – More hair salon help.
- Men at Work (TBS, 10pm) Season Premiere – This dudes sitcom is getting another season.
Friday
- Vice (HBO, 11pm) Series Premiere – Docuseries newsmag.
Saturday
- My Cat From Hell (AnPl, 8pm) Season Premiere – Too allergic to watch.
Sunday
- WTA Tennis (ESPN2, 10am) – Family Circle Cup final.
- Cupcake Wars (Food, 8pm) Season Premiere – Let them eat…
- Academy of Country Music Awards (CBS, 8pm) – Luke Bryan and Blake Shelton host.
- Mad Men (AMC, 9pm) Season Premiere – I might be ready to start diving into this show.
- River Monsters (AnPl, 9pm) Season Premiere – The fish did it?
The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.