Monday
- Bizarre Foods America (Trav, 9pm) Season Premiere – Blackened snakehead sammie, yum.
- Bang Goes the Theory (BBCA, 10:20pm) Series Premiere – Sciency stunts and innovations.
- Inside Comedy (Show, 11pm) Season Premiere – Louis CK kicks off the season.
Tuesday
- The Face (Oxy, 9pm) Series Premiere – For those who just can’t smize anymore, follow Nigel Barker to another model/panel program, I can’t take ANTM, why do I feel compelled to check this out?
Wednesday
- Survivor (CBS, 8pm) Season Premiere – Fans vs. favorites.
- Hoarding/My Strangest Addiction (TLC, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – More looking at the people who make me feel super clean and normal.
- Southland (TNT, 10pm) Season Premiere – More cop drama, this one’s a good one.
Thursday
- Zero Hour (ABC, 8pm) Series Premiere – I think this is kind of like National Treasure Da Vinci Code kind of series, worth a watch.
- Swamp People/Big Rig Bounty Hunters (Hist, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – People in the swamp and then tacking down missing trucks.
- Freakshow/Immortalized (AMC, 9:30/10pm) Series Premieres – A look at Venice Beach Freakshow and then taxidermi-rastic.
- Ridiculousness/Failosophy (MTV, 10/10:30pm) Season/Series Premieres – Pauly D breaks down viral videos and then comedians mock web fails.
Friday
- Spontaneous Construction (HGTV, 8pm) Series Premiere – Flash mobs and renovation go hand in hand.
Saturday
- Wendell & Vinnie (Nick, 8:30pm) Series Premiere – Adapting to a new guardian sitcom-style.
Sunday
- The Amazing Race (CBS, 8pm) Season Premiere – The race is on!
The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.