Monday
- Rules of Engagement (CBS, 8:30pm) Season Premiere – What, this show’s still on?
- Monday Mornings (TNT, 10pm) Series Premiere – Medical melodrama with a dash of ridiculous, I’ll check at least one.
Tuesday
- Betty White’s 2nd Annual 90th Birthday Special (NBC, 8pm) – Blow those candles.
- Smash (NBC, 9pm) Season Premiere – Taking it to Broadway.
- Tosh.0 (Com, 10pm) Season Premiere – Shouldn’t this be like Tosh.4 by now?
Wednesday
- American Idol (Fox, 8pm) The Hollywood rounds start, might I take a peek?
Thursday
- Community (NBC, 8pm) Season Premiere – Will the new showrunner keep that special something?
- Brand X With Russell Brand (FX, 11:30pm) Season Premiere – More Russell.
Friday
- The Job (CBS, 8pm) Series Premiere – Compete for a job.
- Touch (Fox, 8pm) Season Premiere – Kiefer keeps following his son.
- Something Borrowed, Something New (TLC, 10pm) Series Premiere – Wedding it up.
- The Jenny McCarthy Show (VH1, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – Why did I think she was going to OWN?
Saturday
- Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown (ABC, 8pm) – St. Valentine’s festivities.
- Oddities/Odd Folks Home (Sci, 9/9:30) Season/Series Premieres – A shop of oddities and then a trip to some of the folk’s houses.
Sunday
- The Grammy Awards (CBS, 8pm) – Sing it.
- SNL in the ’80s (NBC, 9pm) – Lost and found.
- Battlestar Gallactica: Blood & Chrome (Syfy, 9pm) – What happened when Adama was a youth? for those of you who missed this online.
- Gypsy Sisters (TLC, 9pm) Series Premiere – Life with a gypsy family in West Virginia.
- Snapped (Oxy, 9pm) Season Premiere – Sometimes I think I might snap.
The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.