Hmm, maybe it’s a good week to get back to dvds, or streaming, or whatever its called these days…
Monday
- The Amandas (Style, 8pm) Series Premiere – Amanda and her minions organize.
- RuPaul’s Drag Race (Logo, 9pm) Season Premiere – Elvira guest judges.
Tuesday
- Sorority Girls/Undercover Princes (TLC, 9/10pm) Series Premieres – If I understand these reality shows, US sorority girls and actual Princes go to England to find girls.
- Tosh.0/Kay & Peele (Com, 10/10:30pm) Season/Series Premiere – More Tosh and more sketch comedy.
Wednesday
- Super Bowl’s Greatest Commercials (CBS, 8pm) – Because there won’t be enough talk about commercials on Sunday.
- Beast Tracker (Disc, 9pm) Series Premiere – Starting with gators.
Thursday
- I Just Want My Pants Back (MTV, 11pm) Series Premiere – A sitcom and since its MTV it focuses on a twentysomething slacker, who apparently slept with a chick who stole his pants.
Friday
- Who Do You Think You Are? (NBC, 8pm) Season Premiere – More celebrity genealogy.
- Man Caves (DIY, 9pm) Season Premiere – Makeovers dude style.
- Killer Trials (ID, 10pm) Series Premiere – A look at more true crimes.
Saturday
- Candice Tells All (HGTV, 8pm) Season Premiere – More home transformations.
- How to Rock (Nick, 8:30pm) Series Premiere – Popular no more after braces and glasses, a new band and some heartwarming hijinks will solve that.
- NFL Honors (NBC, 9pm) – Because being in the NFL has no glory.
- Unfaithful (OWN, 9pm) Season Premiere – I’m not sure looking at people unfaithful in their marriages hits the tone I think of as Oprah.
- Renovation Realities (DIY, 9pm) Season Premiere – Renovations are hard.
Sunday
- Puppy Bowl (AnPl, noon) – I don’t know that the puppies understand the rules but they’re always cute.
- Superbowl (NBC, 3pm) – Patriots vs. Giants.
- The Voice (NBC, 7pm) Season Premiere – I kind of liked this last season but after not having watched any X Factor or the current early Idol rounds I may just be music saturated.
- Jimmy Fallons’s Super Bowl Special (NBC, 10pm) – Apparently it’s a special.
The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.