I’m still ending up with a backlog on weekends so I might be making a few more edits…
Monday
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas/Shrek the Halls (ABC, 8/8:30pm) – Ho to the ho.
- The Closer/Rizzoli & Isles (TNT, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – More of the ladies solving crimes.
- Next Great Baker (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – Someone’s got a big old cake, oh yeah.
- Diners, Drive-ins & Dives (Food, 10pm) Season Premiere – Chowder anyone?
- Scouted (E!, 10pm) Series Premiere – I think it’s like ANTM but they didn’t seek it out, and don’t seem to live in a house together, and don’t have challenges, and no one is pretending the term ‘top model’ means anything.
Tuesday
- Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer/The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show (CBS, 8/10pm) – Rudolph and then lingerie and tunes.
- America’s Supernanny/One Born Every Minute (Life, 9/10pm) Series/Season Premieres – Raising and birthing babies.
- What Not to Wear (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – It’s time to step into the 360 mirror again.
- Tori & Dean (Oxy, 10pm) Season Premiere – Apparently people are still interested in this couple.
Wednesday
- Christmas in Rockefeller Center (NBC, 8pm) – Al Roker and Savannah host some holiday glow.
- Baseball Wives (VH1, 9pm) Series Premiere – For people who can’t get enough of Basketball Wives.
- Full Throttle Saloon (Tru, 9pm) Season Premiere – Back at the biker bar.
- I Hate My Teenage Daughter (Fox, 9:30pm) Series Premiere – This new sitcom about two single moms raising mean girls is supposed to be bad.
- Grammy Nominations Calendar (CBS, 10pm) – LL Cool J hosts the announcements and there’s music.
- Hot in Cleveland/The Exes (TVL, 10/10:30pm) Season/Series Premieres – The ladies are back followed by some divorced gentlemen who aren’t supposed to be that entertaining.
Thursday
- Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town/CMA Country Christmas (ABC, 9pm) – He’s comin’ and so is some country tunes.
- DUI (TLC, 9pm) Series Premiere – Don’t be driving drunk in Oklahoma, I mean don’t be driving drunk anywhere but you might be filmed in Oklahoma.
- Hostage (ID, 10pm) Series Premiere – A look at hostage situations.
- Weed Wars (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – The latest docuseries about medicinal marijuana biz.
Friday
- Game of Your Life (NBC, 8pm) – Oh look it’s an original telefilm… videogamer lands scholarship.
- America’s Most Wanted (Life, 9pm) Season Premiere – The series moves from Fox.
- Starving Secrets with Tracey Gold (Life, 10pm) Series Premiere – I think she’s actually trying to help women with anorexia.
Saturday
- The Ambush Cook (Own, 12pm) Series Premiere – Winner of the OWN hosting competition wins her own show.
- Would You Rather (BBCA, 11pm) Series Premiere – Celebrities are given hypothetical choices and probably try to be funny.
Sunday
- Cupcake Wars (Food, 8pm) Season Premiere – Let the wars begin, or resume.
- Alaska State Troopers (NGC, 9pm) Season Premiere – Whatever is worth investigating in Alaska.
- Celebrity Rehab (VH1, 9pm) – Season 3 revisited.
- Chef Roble & Co (Brav, 10pm) Series Premiere – Reality cheffing catering style.
The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.