And so it begins… For new fall network series I’ll try to denote repeats of pilots, personally I’m a little overbooked until I rule stuff out so it’s nice to have some scheduling options.
Monday
- Tennis (CBS, 1pm) – The rain delay is scheduled to kick men’s finals ’til Monday.
- Monday Night Football (ESPN, 7pm) Season Premiere – Patriots at Dolphins.
- Kate Plus 8 (TLC, 9pm) Series Finale – Please tell me I won’t have to hear anything else about her.
- The Best Thing I Ever Ate (Food, 10pm) Season Premiere – All-American tastings.
- Extreme Couponing (TLC, 10pm) Season Premiere – How much money can they save?
- Showhouse Showdown (HGTV, 10pm) Series Premiere – Which of the identical rooms has the best design?
Tuesday
- Rise Up (ESPN, 7pm) Series Premiere – Communities come together to rebuild community sports facilities.
- 90210/Ringer (CW, 8/9pm – Ringer replays 9/16 8pm, 9/19 9pm) Season/Series Premiere – Never got on board with new 90210 but might get on board with the new Sarah Michelle Geller as twin playing a twin with perhaps some twists and drama.
- Parenthood (NBC, 10pm) Season Premiere – I need to remind myself what kind of trouble they were into last season.
- I Hate My Bath (DIY, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – I assume this is like I Hate My Kitchen…
Wednesday
- Survivor (CBS, 8pm) Season Premiere – Welcome to Samoa.
- H8R/ANTM (CW, 8/9pm) Series/Season Premiere – So passing on confronting folks who hate celebrities but can’t resist at least the first all stars models edition.
- Operation Repo/Hulk Hogan’s MCW (Tru, 9/10:00pm) Season/Series Premieres – Repossessions and then Micro Championship Wrestling
- Up All Night/Free Agents (NBC, 10/10:30pm – replays 9/15 8:30/9:30pm, 9/17 9/9:30pm) Series Premieres – The first could be funny while the second is supposed to stink.
Thursday
- The Vampire Diaries/The Secret Circle (CW, 9/10pm – SS replays 9/16 9pm) Season/Series Premiere – Vampires and then witches, which I will check out, might be dumb but it’s got that cute girl from Life Unexpected.
- Angels Among Us (CMT, 9pm) Series Premiere – Real life divine intervention?
- It’s Always Sunny/Archer (Fx, 10/10:30pm) Season Premieres – All kinds of wrong funny, and then perhaps I’ll check out at least one ep of the animated series.
- LA Ink (TLC, 10pm) Series Finale – Another reality person I’d be ok with not hearing any more about.
Friday
- NCLR Alma Awards (NBC, 8pm) – Eva Longoria and George Lopez host.
- 20/20 (ABC, 10pm) Season Premiere – Newsy.
- Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO, 10pm) Season Premiere – No HBO for me.
Saturday
- Confronting (OWN, 10pm) Series Premiere – I’m sure it’s all emotional and stuff to confront people.
Sunday
- Emmys (Fox, 8pm) – Jane Lynch hosts.
- Shake it Up (Dis, 8pm) Season Premiere – Characters on a scripted show audition for a reality show?
The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.