Always something new, though even I don’t watch most of it…
Monday
- The Bachelorette (ABC, 8/10pm) Season Finale – For the one person I know still watching this, don’t forget to stay tuned for After the Rose.
- The Bad Girls Club (Oxy, 9pm) Season Premiere – More wackjobs.
- The High Low Project (HGTV, 10pm) Series Premiere – Doing the high end on a low end budget, first stop a dining room makeover.
Tuesday
- Take the Money and Run (ABC, 9pm) Series Premiere – Keep the $100k hidden and win it, but finders keepers.
- Billy the Exterminator (A&E, 9pm) Season Premiere – Things look bad for another season of unwanted guests.
- Born to Dance (BET, 10pm) Series Premiere – So you think you can… find another dance show?
- Picker Sisters (Life, 10pm) Series Premiere – Two of the gals from Extreme Makeover: Home Edition find house stuff.
Wednesday
- Scream if You Know the Answer/Truck Stop, Missouri (Trav, 7/10pm) Series Premieres – Trivia on a roller coaster and then hanging with a truck stop.
- 10 Grand in Your Hand (DIY, 8:30pm) Season Premiere – Showing folks how to save major bucks on renovations.
Thursday
- Jersey Shore (MTV, 10pm) Season Premiere – Italian style Jersey.
Friday
- Friends with Benefits (NBC, 8pm) Series Premiere – Not to be confused with the current flick, twenty-somethings date and whatnot.
- Extraordinary Acts of Courage (OWN, 10pm) Series Premiere – Real life heroic acts.
- Four Weddings (TLC, 10pm) Season Premiere – Let the weddings commence.
- Whisker Wars (IFC, 11pm) Series Premiere – Um, I’m tempted to see how the hell there is a reality show about “Beard Team USA”, I believe they grow their beards, and compete.
Saturday
- The Swell Life (OWN, 12pm) Series Premiere – The series kicks off a marathon day following a surfer and his family who run a surf school and a nonprofit for autistic kids.
- Curb Appeal (HGTV, 8pm) Season Premiere – Starting with a 70s house getting a makeover.
- Home Takeover with Simon & Tomas (OWN, 10pm) Series Premiere – A design duo does some makeovers.
Sunday
- Tennis (ESPN2, various) – The US Open series continues, ATP and WTA.
- Ty’s Great British Adventure (ABC, 8pm) – Think Extreme Home Makeover, or at least Ty, taking it on the road.
- Teen Choice (Fox, 8pm) – Can’t wait to hear what awards Twilight wins! (too bad there is no sarcasm font)
- Curiosity (Disc, 8pm) Series Premiere – Exploring creation… science, religion?
- Hillbilly Handfishin’ (AnPl, 10pm) Series Premiere – I could not catch them with my hands as well as not catching them with a pole.
The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.