I will be almost as relieved as the riders when the Tour de France is complete…
Monday
- Hell’s Kitchen (Fox, 8pm) Season Premiere – I don’t do cooking shows much and I don’t love the yelling.
- Giuliana & Bill (Style, 8pm) Season Premiere – More people I don’t care about.
- Degrassi (Teen, 9pm) Season Premiere – In its 11th season I wonder how old these kids are now.
- Selling LA (HGTV, 10pm) Series Premiere – Firms dealing with fancy LA properties.
Tuesday
- It’s Worth What? (NBC, 8pm) Series Premiere – Cedric the Entertainer hosts this game show challenge to guess the value of items.
- Ludo Bites America (Sund, 9pm) Series Premiere – Let’s see how a French guy fares traveling the US helping struggling restaurateurs.
- Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel (HBO, 10pm) Season Premiere – Bryant looks at sports or sports people or something.
- True Grime (ID, 10pm) Series Premiere – Clean up is nothing compared to crime scene clean up.
- Awkward (MTV, 11pm) Series Premiere – The latest teen dramedy about a high school gal who starts the series off getting in the spotlight for the wrong reasons.
- Web Therapy (Show, 11pm) Series Premiere – Kudrow’s web series gets some additions as it makes its first appearance here, with wacky sessions with lots of guest stars.
Wednesday
- Hollywood Hi-Tech (DIY, 9:30pm) Series Premiere – Hmm, I think the premise is celebrities get impressive electronics and we get jealous.
- Deadliest Warrior (Spike, 10pm) Season Premiere – Washington vs Bonaparte.
- South Beach Tow (Tru, 10pm) Series Premiere – A family that tows together…
- Storage Wars (A&E, 10pm) Season Premiere – Once you win the stuff I learned you have to figure out how to make money off of it.
Thursday
- Plain Jane (CW, 9pm) – For some reason they are rerunning this kind of sweet makeover dating show.
Friday
- Tour de France (VS, various) – Today’s stage heads to Alpe-d’Huez, getting that much closer to Sunday’s final stage to Paris Champs-Elysees.
- US Open Series: Atlanta (ESPN2, Fri-Sun, various) – The US Open tennis series kicks off.
Saturday
- Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (ABC, 8pm) – In case you want to ready yourself for the final flick with a rewatch of the first one.
Sunday
- Same Name (CBS, 9pm) Series Premiere – If your name were David Hasselhoff… I think it’s like Wife Swap
- Family Renovation (DIY, 9pm) Season Premiere – A couple starts renovation on their home.
- I Do Over (WE, 10pm) Series Premiere – Wish your wedding had been better?
- Top Gear (Hist, 10pm) Season Premiere – More gear.
- Entourage (HBO, 10:30pm) Season Premiere – The final season begins and I’m sure these guys have changed significantly.
The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.