Monday
- The Bachelorette (ABC, 8pm) – I saw a promo and Vienna cries so the breakup talk must be serious.
- Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations (Trav, 10pm) Season Premiere – Tasting travels.
Tuesday
- Warehouse 13 (Syfy, 9pm) Season Premiere – Supernatural artifacts can be trouble in the wrong hands.
- Primetime (ABC, 10pm) Season Premiere – Family secrets.
Wednesday
- Come Dine With Me/The Choir (BBCA, 9/10pm) Series Premieres – A competition to see who is the hostess with the mostess, or something, and then it’s like Glee but real.
Thursday
- Big Brother (CBS, 8pm) Season Premiere – I still can’t believe this show is still going.
Friday
- Eureka/Haven (Syfy, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premiere – The quirky characters take their science to the next level and the sheriff who tries to keep them all in check, and then a new supernatural FBI agent series based on King’s Colorado Kid.
Saturday
- The Bridge (CBS, 8pm) Series Premiere – I haven’t heard anything about this latest crime series, oh except it’s Canadian, I’ll check out an ep.
- How Do I Look? (Style, 8pm) Season Premiere – The Jersey styling continues, or un-Jersey styling in this instance.
Sunday
- Ochocinco/The TO Show (VH1, 9/10:30pm) Series/Season Premiere – Some guy from sports and Dancing with the Stars looks for love and then some sports guys deals with sports guy things.
- The Glades (A&E, 10pm) Series Premiere – A Chicago cop is exiled to Florida, who knows which is the cop drama that’ll stick.
- Children’s Hospital (Adult Swim, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – This Rob Corddry created web series is getting a run on cable including some new episodes, now I need to find out if I get AdultSwim.
- Kid in a Candy Store (Food, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – A look at sweets wherever they may be.
- Russel Simmons Presents: Stand-Up at the El Rey (Com, 11;30pm) Series Premiere – Comedy showcase.