Monday
- Snakes’kin (AnPl, 7/7:30pm) Series Premiere – A family of animal responders in Georgia, and there’s snakes.
- Tough Love (VH1, 9pm) Series Premiere – He tried to get tough on single girls and now he and his mom are taking on couples.
Tuesday
- Tiny & Toya (BET, 7pm) Season Premiere – They’re back, though I don’t know who ‘they’ are.
- Deadliest Catch/Construction Intervention (Disc, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premiere – First we follow the seafarers then we check in with some construction workers who start with a restaurant redo.
- Glee (Fox, 9:28pm) – If I weren’t so looking forward to its return I would boycott for the 9:28 start time.
- 9 by Design (Brav, 11pm) Series Premiere – We follow interior design couple through real estate and home life of 6+ kids.
Wednesday
- Ugly Betty (ABC, 10pm) Series Finale – Will Betty be beautiful or has she been all along.
Thursday
- Weird, True & Freaky (AnPl, 6/6:30pm) Season Premiere – Animals that eat mind altering substances and then primates gone wild, you know for a primate.
- SNL in the 2000s (NBC, 9pm) – Looking back on a decade worth of clips I bet they can find some funny.
Friday
- Secrets of the Mountain (NBC/KRON, 8pm) – What will the family find when they go up to the cabin they’re going to sell, I’m guessing secrets.
Saturday
- Doctor Who (BBCA, 8/9pm) Season Premiere – Tune in at 8 for a little more about the doc and then jump back in.
- The Graham Norton Show (BBCA, 10:07pm) Season Premiere – The season talker opens with Ricky Gervais among others.
Sunday
- Riverworld (Syfy, 7/9pm) – Let’s hope this miniseries fares better than Waterworld.
- Academy of Country Music Awards (CBS, 8pm) – Reba hosts and I think a former American Idol performs.
- Chefs vs City (Food, 10pm) Season Premiere – It’s a foodie face-off!