New and notable in the week ahead… procrastinator picks are underlined.
Monday
- Greek (ABCFam, 8pm) Season Premiere – They’re back from summer break in this fun college show.
Tuesday
- Osbournes: Reloaded (Fox, 9:20pm) – When you think Osbournes, you think variety show, note the annoying start time following an annoying end time for American Idol.
- Cupid (ABC, 10pm, repeats Sat) Series Premiere – I will try not to hold my love of the previous version against them but Bobby Cannavale is no Jeremy Piven, though I might be a sucker for good matchmaking.
- My Boys (TBS, 10:30pm) Season Premiere – Another round of amusement, I understand the guys have a mustache growing contest.
- Pretty Wicked (Oxy, 11pm) Series Premiere – In another take on the usual reality, some pretty on the outside girls compete to become pretty on the inside.
Wednesday
- I Get That A Lot (CBS, 8pm) – An April Fools special where celebrities take everyday jobs to ‘trick’ folks.
- Rate My Space (HGTV, 8:30pm) Season Premiere – Something about spaces, that are maybe rated…
- The Ultimate Fighter (Spike, 10pm) Season Premiere – They’re scouting for the US vs UK teams.
- Life on Mars (ABC, 10pm) Series Finale – Will Sam return to 2008 as this series goes off the air?
- Reno 911 (Com, 10:30pm) Season Premiere – Looks like some new officers join the force.
Thursday
- ER (NBC, 8/9pm) Series Finale – First a look back at the 15 seasons and then a two hour wrap up.
- Free Radio (VH1, 11pm) Season Premiere – Dimwitted intern is apparently still running the morning radio show.
Friday
- Escape to Chimp Eden (AnPl, 9pm) Season Premiere – Getting chimps integrated can be tricky.
- Mistresses (BBCA, 9pm) Season Premiere – Things are still complicated.
- Bang for Your Buck (HGTV, 10:30pm) Series Premiere – Renovations with a lot of bang for the buck.
- Unsellables (HGTV, 11:30pm) Season Premiere – Things like bad color can make a house look bad.
Saturday
- Sony Ericsson Open (CBS, 9:30 am, Sun, 10am) – The men’s and women’s tennis finals follows a week of earlier rounds on CSNBA.
Sunday
- Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom (AnPl, 7pm) Season Premiere – Doggies protecting tigers!
- The 44th Annual Academy of Country Music Awards (CBS, 8pm) – Reba hosts and the country folks gather and sing.
- Food Network Challenge (Food, 8pm) Season Premiere – This four part ‘Last Cake Standing’ challenge will award some cash and glory.
- In Treatment (HBO, 9/9:30pm) Season Premiere – Therapist and patients are back in business.
- The Tudors (Show, 9pm) Season Premiere – Henry VIII takes his third bride.
- My First Place (HGTV, 10pm) Season Premiere – The latest couple is paying for a wedding and a house…
- River Monsters (AnPl, 10pm) Series Premiere – Where does one go after piranhas?
- Russell Simmons Presents Brave New Voices (HBO, 11pm) Series Premiere – Young poets compete.
* All times are PST, always check your local listings.