So who’s making out with who? Ok it’s ‘whom,’ but really… From the look of the previews for tonight’s ep there might be some scandal. But with this crowd who can keep track anyhow.
Little Humphrey told Blair about her Boring Boyfriend digging Serena, and she was banished from the kingdom. When Blair and Boring B broke up, Boring B seemed relieved and finally grew a backbone. Mom of course insisted that he make his personal relationship help dad’s professional relationships. Boring Mom is in denial and Boring Dad was too busy getting drunk, taking drugs, getting arrested for embezzlement and fraud, and ODing to get that involved.
When Bowtie Chuck’s dad dissed his burlesque business idea, dad’s little asian strumpet thought the project might be a go, so dad gave him another shot. Too bad Chuck already told Mrs. Vanderwoodsen that dad was whoring around on her (and the strumpet was really a bus associate). So Mrs. Vanderwoodsen turned to Mr. Humphrey while Blair turned to Chuck. It would have been a one time deal for Blair and Chuck but Boring B continued to let her down and Chuck actually pursued her, with diamonds and everything. So is it only a two time deal?
Blair and Serena traded slut barbs but made up when Blair had a bulimia relapse after her mom banned European gay dad from Thanksgiving (and lied about it all). Before the makeup Serena got the Vanderwoodsens invited to the Humphreys. Too bad the reconciled Humprey’s weren’t ready for the past to meet present, but the age old romance cat is out of the bag. And since past didn’t seem so past, Mom Van won’t be hitting the Humphrey’s pad too much. Mom Humphrey is a little pot calling the kettle black as she was off cheating with a ‘neighbor’. And the kids have decided that they aren’t related.
So what drama will unfold next? Will Serena and Dan actually do it, or will the pull of his first love screw things up? Or maybe Boring B will make another play… And Blair might get another taste of Chuck, or lure back Boring B. But of course there’s that photo of Boring B and Little Humphrey floating around, but that’s strictly innocent, for now…
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You know this almost makes me want to watch the show. But I wont, so keep up the posts.
Nowadays, you must be super creative to have a good business idea that works.;-,