real life?

So as the strike takes off we might need to get a little more comfortable with reality shows. Now before you groan, some of them are pretty entertaining, you just have to be a little discerning about it and you have to know what you like. And you have to be forewarned that even the bad ones can suck you in. Here are some of my rules of thumb on how I pick ‘em.

There are basically two main criteria of reality show. Straight up competitions where we might get to know the folks onstage but they don’t have to suffer through living together, or if they do we don’t see it. Think American Idol and Dancing With the Stars. And there are the ones where we get to see the behind the scenes action, either competition prep and/or interaction with the other contestants. America’s Next Top Model and Survivor both have this angle.

Now unless you are interested in the category of competition, the first style of show doesn’t quite do it. A recently launched Phenomenon where contestants compete with their magic couldn’t make this clearer. That’s not to say that behind the scenes is enough to keep it interesting, Big Brother somehow shows people in a house voting against each other for two to three nights a week, really?

So other than category what makes it interesting? I like a mix of an challenge or skill and personal dynamics. I like it when there is the possibility for an upset, we want someone to win but when it’s not a sure thing it’s much more rewarding. Good perm cast doesn’t hurt, Dave Navarro surprisingly entertains on Rock Star and though I can’t stand the Simon, Paula, Randy & Ryan group they’ve got enough going on to make their own interest. Call me un-American but I like it when someone other than America is voting, or they do a combo. And I have to admit I like the crazies, it always amazes me how real people can act more bizarre than anyone would ever believe in a fictional character.

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next week 11/5

And don’t forget to triple check for daylight savings time change on any recording gizmos, officially taking place 2am Sun, Nov 4.

Monday

  • Prison Break (Fox, 8pm) – Two hours of a show I hate more now because I once loved it… I think Michael digs into this whole Sara was beheaded thing.
  • Rules of Engagement (CBS, 9:30) – Heather Locklear hangs with ex-flame David Spade, wonder if her new beaux Jack Wagner will be on next week.

Tuesday

  • Carpoolers (ABC, 8:30pm) – Rebecca Romijn tries to up the lackluster ratings of her man Jerry O’Connell.
  • The Unit (CBS, 9pm) – In a death defying secret military group someone eventually has to die, right?

Wednesday

  • CMA Awards (ABC, 8pm) – Some country people will sing, some country singers will get awards.
  • Eureka (Sci Fi, 8am) Marathon – Starts with the pilot of this wacky bunch of genius scientists and their sheriff and hits the highlights of the eps from season one and two.

Thursday

  • CSI/Without a Trace (CBS, 9 & 10pm) – In these crossover episodes Jack investigates the crime scene and Gil is dropping by to find a trace, or something.
  • Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader (Fox, 8pm) – Celebrity edition with Tony Hawk, who I like, I’m not sure how much school Tony had before rocketing to skateboard fame but he seems relatively bright.

Friday

  • Deal or No Deal (NBC, 8pm) – Kermit the Frog is kickin’ it, did I mention NBC was doing a whole green week, can’t beat the environment and Kermie.
  • Bear’s Everest Mission (Disc, 10pm) – Former British special forces Bear Grylls, from Man vs. Wild, goes paragliding on or over Everest, I don’t care if he’s not roughing it as much as they make it seem…

Saturday

  • Cops (Fox, 8pm) 700th episode – They show clips of some of the highlights… I don’t think I’ve ever watched an episode of this, unless you count the My Name is Earl spoofs, but we all know what it’s about.

Sunday

  • Curb Your Enthusiasm (HBO, 10pm) – The season finale of season six, apparently he gets cringe-worthy at a bat mitzvah.
  • King of the Hill (Fox, 8:30) – Does Hank’s crazy shinless father Cotton die? It could happen when he gets into it with a chef.

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the strike

So it hasn’t happened yet, but the Writers Guild of America and the Alliance of Motion Pictures and Television Producers failed to reach an agreement before the contract expired at midnight last night. Now I will have to say that my even discussing this feels like reporting on actual news, which I have no interest in doing, but as it could impact on my television viewing I figured it was worth a note. 

So what’s the big point of contention? New media of course. From what I’ve gleaned the writers feel like they settled for too little share of dvd and video releases and ended up getting screwed out of a big pot of cash. So they want to fix that and now that there’s potentially a new pot they want to make sure they’re a part of the mix. The studios are concerned that if they cut the writers in too much then they are limiting their ability to try out new ventures since at this point most of them aren’t really profitable.  

Of course the landscape of television is changing and old methods of distribution are waning as the new ones grow. I may be missing something but sharing a percentage of profits with those who create work seems common sensical, and if an area is profitable for no one then what’s the harm in sharing a percentage of that, and if it’s profitable for everyone… win win right? 

So since both sides seem to be digging in, what does it all mean to me, and to you? That depends. From what I’ve read it seems like late night shows will be the first to be impacted since those are the most real time. What you mean Jay Leno doesn’t improv the whole show? They’ll cut back their sketches and/or go to reruns. Regular shows have a bit of a stockpile so we should see some episodes for now until maybe the holidays when it goes into reruns anyhow.  

What ever will they do to fill the space? Lots of reruns of course. If they’re smart they’ll figure out a way to run cable series on sister networks because that should up the audience substantially. Oh and more reality tv, since apparently those ‘writers’ aren’t included in the union. As for me I’m updating my netflix queue.

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