new and noteworthy tv: 6/29-7/5

zooNot all that hopeful about the adaptation of Patterson’s animals come to kill us or the adaptation of someone trying to kill everyone but both will get a look.

  • Monday – Wimbledon, Day 1 (ESPN, 4am), Cake Wars, Series Premiere (Food, 8pm), Teen Wolf/Wolf Watch, Season Premiere (MTV, 10/11pm)
  • Tuesday – Zoo, Series Premiere (CBS, 9pm), Desean Jackson, Series Premiere (BET, 10pm), Scream, Series Premiere (MTV, 10pm), The Meltdown with Jonah and Kumail, Season Premiere (Com, 12:30am)
  • Wednesday – Operation Wild, Series Premiere (PBS, 8pm), Extant, Season Premiere (CBS, 10pm), Flipping Out, Season Premiere (Brav, 10pm)
  • Thursday – Food Fighters, Season Premiere (NBC, 8pm)
  • Saturday – 4th of July Fireworks Spectacular (NBC, 8pm)
  • Sunday – Shark Week: Shark After Dark, Season Premiere (Disc, 11pm)

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new and noteworthy tv: 6/1-6/7

unrealOf the new scripted series I don’t necessarily have high hopes for manipulating a reality show (Unreal), children hearing nefarious messages (Whispers), some chick going into a person’s subconscious (Stitchers), or yet another tale of random people tied together by something (sense8)… but I will of course take a look for a new TiVo filler. But am thrilled for the return of the best psychopath out there, what is Hannibal up to now?

  • Monday – So You Think You Can Dance, Season Premiere (Fox, 8pm), Devious Maids/Unreal, Season/Series Premieres (Life, 9/10pm), T.I. and Tiny, Season Premiere (VH1, 9:30pm), The Whispers, Series Premiere (ABC, 10pm)
  • Tuesday – Pretty Little Liars/Stitchers, Season/Series Premieres (ABCF, 8/9pm), Chrisley Knows Best/Royal Pains, Season Premieres (USA, 9/10pm), Secrets and Wives, Series Premiere (Brav, 10pm)
  • Wednesday – Girl Code, Season Premiere (MTV, 10pm), Hot in Cleveland, Series Finale (TVL, 10pm)
  • Thursday – NBA Finals (ABC, 6pm), Hannibal, Season Premiere (NBC, 10pm)
  • Friday – Austin X Games (ESPN/ABC, various), sense8, Series Premiere (Net, 3:01am), Catching Monsters, Series Premiere (Disc, 10pm), Preach, Series Premiere (Life, 10pm)
  • Saturday – French Open, Women’s and Men’s Final (Sat/Sun, NBC, 6am), Life Story, Series Premiere (Disc, 9pm), Power, Season Premiere (Starz, 9pm), Branson Taxi, Series Premiere (Reelz, 9:30pm)
  • Sunday – Tony Awards (CBS, 8pm), Food Network Star, Season Premiere (Food, 9pm), Married to Medicine, Season Premiere (Brav, 9pm)

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new and noteworthy tv: 5/25-5/31

aquariusNew series Aquarius with David Duchovney vs Mason hasn’t gotten good buzz but I’ll watch one at least and Golan the latest to the oddball animated items which I might not. Plus a couple of movie options with EW’s must watch of the week in Nightingale with Selma’s Oyelowo and then Nicole Kidman as Grace. And of course more reality.

  • Monday – American Ninja Warrior/The Island, Season/Series Premieres (NBC, 8/10pm), Grace of Monaco (Life, 9pm)
  • Tuesday – Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?, Season Premiere (Fox, 8pm), Extreme Wight Loss, Season Premiere (ABC, 9pm), I Can Do That, Series Premiere (NBC, 10pm)
  • Wednesday – The Briefcase, Series Premiere (CBS, 8pm), iHeartRadio Country Festival (NBC, 9pm), Bullseye, Series Premiere (Fox, 9pm)
  • Thursday – Aquarius, Series Premiere (NBC, 9pm), Hoarders: Family Secrets/Smile, Series Premieres (Life, 9/10pm), 3am, Series Premiere (Show, 11:59pm)
  • Friday – Nightingale (HBO, 9pm), Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars, Season Premiere (WE, 9pm), What Would You Do?, Season Premiere (ABC, 9pm)
  • Saturday – French Open (Continued coverage on NBC for the weekend and ESPN2), The Secret Life of Marilyn Monroe, Mini-series Premiere (Life, 8pm)
  • Sunday – Finding Bigfoot, Season Premiere (AnPl, 9pm), Return to Amish/Gypsy Sisters, Season Premieres (TLC, 9/10pm), Golan the Insatiable, Season Premiere (Fox, 9:30pm), Halt and Catch Fire, Season Premiere (AMC, 10pm)

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new and noteworthy tv: 5/18-5/24

David-LettermanA few things still kicking off but most prominently it’s time to say goodbye to Dave.

  • Monday – The Bachelorette, Season Premiere (ABC, 9pm), Street Outlaws, Season Premiere (Disc, 9pm)
  • Wednesday – 500 Questions/Celebrity Wife Swap, Series/Season Premieres (ABC, 8/10pm), Masterchef, Season Premiere (Fox, 8pm), Air Pressure, Series Premiere (Disc, 10pm), Late Show with David Letterman, Series Finale (CBS, 11:35)
  • Thursday – Red Nose Day (NBC, 8pm), Cutting It: In the ATL, Series Premiere (WE, 10pm), Between, Series Premiere (Net, 11:30pm)
  • Sunday – French Open Tennis (Starts Sun at 2am on ESPN2 and 10am on NBC, continuing), The Rich Kids of Beverly Hills, Season Premiere (E!, 10pm)

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new and noteworthy tv: 1/26-2/1

americansTennis to keep us occupied, until the Super Bowl for those who do that. And of course excited for the intriguing Americans, sad for the end of Parenthood (though it’s time), and will continue to dabble in Rescue Me lite with Sirens.

  • Monday – Super Bowl’s Greatest Commercials (CBS, 8pm), Black Ink Crew, Season Premiere (VH1, 9pm), Ellen’s Design Challenge, Series Premiere (HGTV, 9pm), Fat n’ Furious, Season Premiere (Disc, 10pm)
  • Tuesday – Sirens, Season Premiere (USA, 10pm)
  • Wednesday – The Americans, Season Premiere (FX, 10pm), Mississippi Men, Series Premiere (Hist, 10pm), Secrets of the Dead, Season Premiere (PBS, 10pm)
  • Thursday – Parenthood, Series Finale (NBC, 10pm)
  • Saturday – SNL Presents a Sports Spectacular/NFL Honors (NBC, 8/9pm)
  • Sunday – Australian Open (ESPN, Women’s Final Sat 12am/Men’s Final Sun 12am), Super Bowl (NBC, 3pm), Kitten Bowl (Hall, 12pm), Puppy Bowl (AnPl, 12pm)

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new and noteworthy tv: 11/19-11/25

backstrom

A little tennis, the start of the final run of Raylan, and worth checking into the new he’s a jerk but a smart jerk formula, this time with Rainn Wilson, and of course some new reality.

  • Monday – Australian Open (ESPN2, Various)
  • Tuesday – State of the Union (Various, 6pm), Friday Night Tykes/The Short Game, Season/Series Premieres (Esq, 6/7pm), Justified, Season Premiere (Fx, 10pm)
  • Wednesday – Dual Survival, Season Premiere (Disc, 9pm), All-American Makers, Series Premiere (Sci, 10pm), Best New Restaurant, Series Premiere (Brav, 10pm)
  • Thursday – Backstrom, Series Premiere (Fox, 9pm), Morgan Spurlock, Season Premiere (CNN, 9pm), Nightwatch, Series Premiere (A&E, 10pm), Million Dollar Critic, Series Premiere (BBCA, 10pm)
  • Friday – Bring It!/Preachers’ Daughters, Season Premieres (Life, 9/10pm), King of the Nerds, Season Premiere (TBS, 9pm), Love, Lust, or Run, Series Premiere (TLC, 10pm)
  • Saturday – Black Sails, Season Premiere (Starz, 9pm)
  • Sunday – Miss Universe (NBC, 8pm), Sons of Liberty, Mini-series Premiere (Hist, 9pm)

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new and noteworthy tv: 8/25-8/31

Roger Federer

Maybe go out to enjoy the final official week of summer…

  • Monday: U.S. Open Tennis (ESPN, various), Emmys (NBC, 5pm)
  • Tuesday: The iHeartradio Album Release Party with Maroon 5 (CW, 8pm), Chelsea Lately, Finale (E!, 11pm)
  • Wednesday: Mud Lovin’ Rednecks, Season Premiere (AnPl, 8pm), Girlfriend Intervention, Series Premiere (Life, 10pm)
  • Thursday: World’s Wildest Commercials (ABC, 10pm)
  • Sunday: MDA Show of Strength Telethon (ABC, 9pm)

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new and noteworthy tv: 8/18-8/24

intruders

Netflix adds a BBC police woman drama to the lineup, Intruders introduces another peculiar possibly paranormal tale of some peeps, and Masterpiece kicks off another mystery. As for reality I can’t really recommend ANTM to anyone who’s not already on-board but did find the intro of dudes last season to be a good one, and though it’s not a tattoo competition show will check out Epic to tide me over ’til the others return. And of course prepping for more tennis.

  • Monday: ANTM, Season Premiere (CW, 9pm), Atlanta Exes, Series Premiere (VH1, 9pm)
  • Tuesday: Wizard Wars, Series Premiere (Syfy, 10pm), A Young Doctor’s Notebook, Season Premiere (Ova, 10pm)
  • Wednesday: Happy Valley, Series Premiere (Netflix, 12:01am), Million Dollar Listing: Los Angeles, Season Premiere (Brav, 9pm), Preachers of L.A., Season Premiere (Oxy, 10pm), Epic Ink, Series Premiere (A&E, 10:30pm)
  • Thursday: The Simpsons, Marathon of all eps (Fxx, 10am-9/1), Gypsy Sisters, Season Premiere (TLC, 9pm)
  • Friday: Bering Sea Gold/Airplane Repo, Season Premiere (Disc, 9/10pm)
  • Saturday: Doctor Who/Intruders, Season Premiere (BBCA, 8/10pm)
  • Sunday: CBS Solutes the U.S. Open/Arthur Ashe Kids’ Day (CBS, 10:30/3), Masterpiece Mystery: Breathless, Series Premiere (PBS, 9pm), Music Video Awards (MTV, 9pm)

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new and noteworthy tv: 5/19-5/25

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A never do quite get a variety show but I still like the idea of The Maya Rudolph Show, and though I can’t recommend it, in addition to trying out Gang Related which I’m sure isn’t great I have in the past tuned into Motive which also isn’t great. What I am sort of looking forward to is the return of Last Comic which brings a random assortment of amusement and of course some more tennis.

  • MondayThe Bachelorette, Season Premiere (ABC, 9:30pm), The Maya Rudolph Show (NBC, 10pm)
  • TuesdayJudge Judy Primetime/All-Star Salute to the Troops (CBS, 8/9pm), I Wanna Marry “Harry”, Series Premiere (Fox, 9pm)
  • WednesdayRoadtrip with G. Garvin, Season Premiere (Cook, 9pm), Motive, Season Premiere (ABC, 10pm)
  • ThursdayLabyrinth, Mini-Series Premiere (CW, 8pm), Last Comic Standing, Season Premiere (NBC, 9pm), Gang Related, Series Premiere (Fox, 9pm), LA Hair, Season Premiere (WE, 9pm), Big Rig Bounty Hunters, Season Premiere (Hist, 10pm)
  • Friday Chrome Underground, Series Premiere (Disc, 10pm)
  • SaturdayFrench Open (ESPN2, 2am Sunday)
  • SundayASP Surfing (ABC, 12:30pm), The Normal Heart (HBO, 9pm)

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new and noteworthy tv: 3/10-3/16

believe

I’m still behind on my backlog…

Monday

  • Believe (NBC, 10pm) Series Premiere – A girl with ‘mysterious’ gifts, maybe.
  • The People’s Couch (Brav, 11:30pm) Season Premiere – It’s like if you didn’t have friends to talk tv with.

Tuesday

  • The Freshman Class (Cook, 8pm) Season Premiere – More culinary class.
  • The Real Housewives of NYC (Brav, 9pm) Season Premiere – More women I care very little about.
  • Chrisley Knows Best (USA, 10pm) Series Premiere – Some new southern reality thang with a dad who says lots of Southern stuff.

Wednesday

  • Property Brothers (HGTV, 9pm) Season Premiere – Time to upgrade your pad.

Thursday

  • Hell’s Kitchen (Fox, 8pm) Season Premiere – Can anyone impress Gordon?
  • Breaking Boston (A&E, 10pm) Series Premiere – The reality of four young working-class women.

Friday

  • Colin & Brad (CW, 9pm) – Comedians perform.
  • Vice (HBO, 11pm) Season Premiere – Another season of this journalistic take.

Saturday

  • Summer Dreams (CBS, 8pm) – Behind the scenes at the NBA Summer League.
  • Welcome to Sweetie Pie’s (OWN, 9pm) Season Premiere – More family run food happenings.

Sunday

  • BNP Paribas Open (ESPN2, 12pm) – Men’s and Women’s tennis finals.
  • Naked & Afraid (Disc, 9pm) Season Premiere – Not much to say about the return of this.
  • Total Divas (E!, 9pm) Season Premiere – More behind the scenes of the WWE gals.
  • Crisis (NBC, 10pm) Series Premiere – Ambushing a bus full of kids, not just any kids, important people’s kids, maybe.

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