‘There must be enough peruvian flying pike here to trigger zombie armageddon.’
- the Middleman on ‘The Middleman’
‘who’s up for a harvey wallbanger?’
’sounds like a winner.’
‘gimlet for me.’
‘i’ll just have a chablis.’
- 70’s drink orders on ‘Swingtown’
’self pity isn’t like you.’
‘i’m branching out from self loathing and self destruction.’
- Amber and House on ‘House’
‘you’re like the first juicy booty to make it on to the runway.’
- makeup artist to Whitney on ‘ANTM’
‘no changies, no take backs.’
- Agent Booth and Bones on ‘Bones’
‘i ignore you at my own peril when it comes to women, liquor, and venereal disease.’
- Alan to Charlie on ‘Two and a Half Men’
‘you’ll never guess what happened.’
‘i don’t guess. as a scientist, i reach conclusions based on observation and experimentation…’
- Penny and Sheldon on ‘Big Bang Theory’
‘i don’t know man, that was pretty boring.’
- Randy’s critique on ‘American Idol’
‘you’re more lost than you ever were.’
- Ben to Locke on ‘Lost’
‘the way you look today is the best you’re going to look for the rest of your life.’
- Matthew to Christine on ‘Christine’
‘i’m a sweet girl, i’m a caring girl, and apparently i’m also a black out drunk girl…and if that’s not what he’s looking for…’
-eliminated Courtney on ‘Rock of Love 2′
‘game’s not over until i say it’s over.’
‘then have fun playing with yourself.’
-Chuck and Blair on ‘Gossip Girl’
‘i know that grunt, it’s #7, skeptical with a side of cynicism.’
-Chuck to Casey on ‘Chuck’
‘i didn’t raise you to use amnesia as an excuse.’
‘that would have taken enormous foresight.’
-amnesiac Sam and her Mom on ‘Samantha Who?’
‘life is too short to wear a bad outfit.
-Kit Pistol on ‘Project Runway’
‘i appreciate your help but there’s a reason your name is robin and not batman’
-Ted, to Robin, on ‘How I Met Your Mother’
‘being aware of your crap and actually overcoming your crap are two very different things.’
-Christine on ‘Grey’s Anatomy’
‘where do you invest your money?’
‘i have like twelve grand in checking’
‘what are you, an immigrant?’
-Jack and Liz on ‘30 Rock’
‘you need to access your uncrazy side,’
-Daryl tells Kelly after saying he likes her but before walking away on ‘The Office’
‘beta males are in right now. chicks dig it.’
-Sock to Sam on ‘Reaper’