- The Secret Life of the American Teenager/Bunheads (ABCFam, 8/9pm) Season/Series Premiere – Not really that ordinary teenagers and then the latest from Gillmore Girls creator ASP, give it a chance even though the name is so dumb.
- Tia & Tamera/Chicagolicious (Style, 8/9pm) Season/Series Premieres – The twins continue their lives and then a Chicago hair salon.
- Hurricane Hunters (Weath, 9pm) Series Premiere – Can we just say no one cares about new weather shows and be done with the weather channel?
- Top Gear (BBCA, 9pm) Season Premiere – Testing at the track.
- Lizard Lick Towing (Tru, 10pm) Season Premiere – Towing, towers, towees…
- Barter Kings (A&E, 9pm) Series Premiere – Can’t pawn, perhaps a trade is in order.
- Thorne (Enc, 9pm) Miniseries Premiere – Investigate thyself.
- Teen Mom (MTV, 10pm) Season Premiere – Do they follow the same moms or are there new teens each season?
- World’s Worst Tenants (Spike, 10pm) Series Premiere – You thought your neighbors were bad…
- Dallas (TNT, 9pm) Series Premiere – We’re all skeptical of the continuation of Ewing drama, even with some returning cast, but will folks tune in?
- Burn Notice/Suits (USA, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – Michael is back and up against it all and I think I am tiring of it, while our two “lawyers” continue their shenanigans in and outside the courtroom which was entertaining enough last season.
- Countdown to Niagra/Megastunts (ABC, 8/9pm) – Tightrope walking across Niagara Falls.
- Say Yes to the Dress/Randy to the Rescue (TLC, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – What dress is right for you, and he’s coming to you to find the right wedding dress.
- Gravity Falls (Dis, 10pm) Series Premiere – Twins visit their uncle and find something amiss in a remote town.
- Evil, I (ID, 10pm) Series Premiere – I guess we can also just assume ID is running one variation of looking into crimes stories after another.
- Standup in Stilettos (TVG, 10pm) Series Premiere – Lady comedians, who invariably are not all wearing stilettos.
- Falling Skies (TNT, 9pm) Season Premiere – A return of the battle against the alien invasion that I could never quite get into.
- Gator Boys (ANPl, 9pm) Season Premiere – Gator boys worry about their reputation?
- Taboo (NGC, 10pm) Season Premiere – A look at peeps outside the norm.
The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.