Do I finally just delete my Glee backlog…
- World’s Wildest Police Videos/Undercover Stings (Spike, 8/9pm) Season/Series Premiere – Needs no explanation.
- House Crashers (DIY, 11pm) Season Premiere – Kitchen remodel.
- Tanisha Gets Married (Oxy, 11pm) Series Premiere – Reality people do reality.
- The Devil’s Ride (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – Motorcycling dudes.
- United States of America (Hist, 10pm) Series Premiere – Comedic facts about America.
- Around the World in 80 Plates (Brav, 10pm) Series Premiere – Curtis Stone and food and some sort of challenges.
- White Heat (BBCA, 10pm) Series Premiere – Drama returns when reconnecting with college friends.
- Indoors Out (DIY, 9pm) Season Premiere – Outdoor decor.
- Common Law (USA, 10pm) Series Premiere – The latest of the fluffy USA slight gimmick procedurals, buddy cops in therapy.
- The Half Hour (Com, 11pm) Series Premiere – Comic Rory Scovel.
- Mom Caves (HGTV, 8:30pm) Series Premiere – A ladylike spin on Man Caves.
- Fish Tank Kings (Nat Geo, 10pm) Series Premiere – Tankable?
- Desperate Housewives (ABC, 9pm) Series Finale – And the ladies sign off.
- The Next Food Network Star (Food, 9pm) Season Premiere – The next crop of competitors arrive.
- Sister Wives (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – Apartment living.
The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.