My TiVo storage is already up to 9% (did I mention I have awesome storage?)…
- Top Gear (BBC, 8pm) Season Premiere – More fast cars?
- House (Fox, 9pm) Season Premiere – As discussed I am tired of him almost killing a person until they are cured but starting in prison is supposed to be a nice new twist.
- Pop Up Video (VH1, 12am) Season Premiere – Stoked this is back and wondering what videos they have in store.
- Mad Fashion/Fashion Hunters (Brav, 10/10:30pm) Series Premiere – Runway’s Chris March takes on the costumey fashion and then some time with a fashion consignment store.
- Gene Simmons Family Jewels (A&E, 9pm) Season Premiere – She says yes.
- Onion News Network (IFC, 10pm) Season Premiere – Don’t be fooled by faux news.
- American Horror Story (FX, 10pm) Series Premiere – There’s been lots of buzz about this family picks up an old Victorian house cheap for good reason, the show pushes the styles but do they succeed?
- South Park/Nick Swardson’s Pretend Time (Com, 10pm) Season Premieres – The kids are back and then some parodies.
- Penn & Teller Tell a Lie (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – Can you tell which story is a lie?
- The This Old House Hour (PBS, 9pm) Season Premiere – Starting with a 300-year-old farmstead.
- Gabriel Iglesias Presents Stand-Up Revolution (Com, 10pm) Series Premiere – Funny?
- The League (Fx, 10:30pm) Season Premiere – Seth Rogan joins the guys for another season of fantasy football funny.
- Say Yes to the Dress (TLC, 9pm) Season Premiere – Kelly Ripa helps a bride pick a dress, for some reason.
- Top Secret Recipe/Trick My What (CMT, 9/10pm) Series Premieres – Can they recreate KFC and then trick out a tree skidder, whatever that is.
- Sanctuary (Syfy, 10pm) Season Premiere – Some timeline type show.
- Rules of Engagement (CBS, 8pm) Season Premiere – This comedy series gets another season in no-mans-land Saturday night.
- Free Agents (BBC, 11pm) Series Premiere – A look at the original Brits.
- Keeping Up With the Kardashians (E!, 8pm) – Kim’s fairytale wedding.
The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.