Time to decide how much tennis to TiVo…
- Basketball Wives LA (VH1, 8pm) Series Premiere – Because we need another show about wives.
- Crave (Food, 8:30pm) Series Premiere – Starting with a look for the ultimate slice.
- American Chopper/Carfellas (Disc, 9/10pm) Season/Series Premieres – Bikes, cars…
- Design on a Dime (HGTV, 10pm) Season Premiere – Consider a bold palette.
- Ridiculousness/Death Valley/Cuff’d (MTV, 10/10:30/11pm) Series Premieres – Internet videos, LAPD’s Undead Task Force, and teen arrests.
- Big Sexy (TLC, 10pm) Series Premiere – A reality show about some gals who show how awesome it is to be plus sized.
- Chopped (Food, 10pm) Season Premiere – Past winners return to compete.
- Quirky (Sund, 10pm) Series Premiere – I think this is like one of those other shows where people invent things.
- Dark Matters (Sci, 10pm) Series Premiere – Unusual science research?
- I’m Pregnant and… (Health, 10pm) Season Premiere – The ‘…and’ refers to some irregular scenario like my husband wants to become a woman.
- Man, Woman, Wild (Disc, 9pm) Season Premiere – Lost at sea…
- US Open Tennis (Various) – The CBS coverage picks up today with 3rd round, and ESPN2 has the earlier and other ongoing coverage.
- I Faked My Own Death (Disc, 10pm) Series Premiere – I guess enough people have done it enough for a series.
- Masterpiece: Inspector Lewis (PBS, 9pm) – More inspecting…
- All American Handyman (HGTV, 9pm) Season Premiere – I can only assume this man is handy.
- Border Wars (NGC, 9pm) Season Premiere – What do they confiscate…
- Dinosaur Revolution (Disc, 9pm) Series Premiere – Evolution or revolution in this new animated series.
- The Good Wife (CBS, 9:30pm) – A look back at the first couple seasons to catch folks up to date, not sure how compelling the special is but the show definitely is.
- Las Vegas Jailhouse (Tru, 10pm) Season Premiere – Jailhouse rock…
The procrastinator lists items that may not be on your regular season pass, though notation does not imply recommendation other than those underlined. Times noted are typically PST.