Monday
- Teen Choice Awards (Fox, 8pm) – Katy Perry hosts this latest surf board giveaway.
- Bachelor Pad (ABC, 8pm) Series Premiere – All the smarmiest do a Big Brother-esque live in the same house and compete for money kind of thang.
- Too Fat for 15 (Style, 8pm) Series Premiere – It’s like that Huge show but with real kids.
- Wild Nights (NatGeo, 9pm) Series Premiere – Starting with New Orleans nocturnals.
- Dating in the Dark (ABC, 10pm) Season Premiere – Can you build a real connection without seeing the other person, and when you see them will the connection break?
Tuesday
- Flipping Out (Brav, 9pm) Season Premiere – More house flipping by some guy.
- Swords (Disc, 6pm) Season Premiere – Hmm, I think this is swordfishing not swordfighting.
- Hair Battle Spectacular (Oxy, 10pm) Series Premiere – Another hair cutting competition, this one is extreme.
- IT Crowd (IFC, 7:30pm) Season Premiere – Is work advancement worth it.
Wednesday
- Man vs Wild (Disc, 9pm) Season Premiere – What’ll Bear get into and out of this season?
- Hard Knocks (HBO, 10pm) Season Premiere – This season we start off with the NY Jets.
- LA Ink (TLC, 10pm) Season Premiere – New tattoos, new people.
Thursday
- American Chopper/BBQ Pit Masters (TLC, 9/10pm) Season Premieres – Jr vs Sr and then pitmaster vs pitmaster.
- Deadly Women (ID, 6pm) Season Premiere – Women who kill for revenge.
Friday
- Perhaps a dvd to entertain, I might finish up Carnivale.
Saturday
- Dew Tour (NBC/USA, sat/sun, 1pm/various) – The event also shown on USA continues the competition at this event and for the overall Dew cup.
- Visa Championships (NBC, 8pm) – Let the gymnasts compete.
- The Cupcake Girls (WE, 9/9:30pm) Series Premiere – The challenges of the cupcake business.
Sunday
- The Great Food Truck Race (Food, 10pm) Series Premiere – May the most sales win.
- Lottery Changed My Life (TLC, 10pm) Season Premiere – What would you do if you won the lottery, looking at real life people who have.
- Roast of David Hasselhoff (Com, 10pm) – So much fodder.